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Now, Vausch and I have our disagreements here and there regarding things from spirituality to modus operandi – as most acquaintances do, but when it comes down to the wire, we make a formidable duo. It’s a shame these fraternity schmucks didn’t perform a background check. They could have avoided being turned into afterthoughts. Ah well, live and learn. Who knows, maybe they’ll change their ways once they’ve been restored? Doubtful, but I have confidence that this level of bodily horror will act as their variant of ‘Scared Sh*tless’.

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