Blueberries's Snuffie Writing Contest -- Round 1: Spit Roasting --by-- Vanyel Stargazer ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Several furs are sitting in the living room of their shared house, watching TV and relaxing. One of them, the anthro dragon Van, who was lounging comfortably on the sofa in front of the screen, stretches, and gets up. "Oh boy, am I hungry, I think I could even roast and eat one of you", he mumbles, more to himself, than to anyone else in the room, then adds jokingly, "But who of you wants to get roasted, and to land in my tummy?". However, to Van's great surprise, one anthro gray wolf immediately and very intently turns his ears towards Van, and jumps up eagerly. "Did I hear someone talk about roasting?!" He hurriedly walks towards Van, then asks, "Why don't you roast me? Please roast me!" Van is almost taken a bit aback by so much enthusiasm, but the wolf insists "I promise I will be very tasty! Here, try if you will", and with that he pushes his paw into the dragon's muzzle. A little strenuously, Van shoves the wolf's paw out of his mouth. "Ack, not so fast ... I'd rather eat you _after_ you've been roasted. So yes, I will roast you." Hearing this, the wolf merrily bounces up and down. "Thank you, thank you! It's so good to be roasted! I am sure you won't regret it! Let's go outside to the fireplace, and do it now!" With that, he grabs the dragon's claw, and half drags, half pushes him out of the house. Outside the house, they find a big fireplace, wherein wood has already been stacked, ready to be lit. A spit is in place over the fireplace. The wolf picks up the spit, then kneels down on the ground in front of Van, and eagerly hands him the skewer, saying with obvious pleasure, "Please Van, do it now! Impale me, and then roast me until I am done, and eat me." The wolf arches his head backward, and opens his muzzle, underlining his request. Van notices with a knowing grin that the wolf's cock has taken a peek out of its sheath, proof of the canine's exuberantly yiffy desire to be roasted and eaten. Perceiving this further stimulates also Van's desire to eat this handsome wolf: First, the dragon knows fully well that a meal that is not only willing but actually enthusiastic about being cooked and eaten tastes so enormously better than a meal that is unwilling, that after you have tasted happy meat, you would never want to eat an unwilling victim again. And second, Van could never bear to hurt anyone who would not want to be eaten. Therefore, Van has a feeling of resounding happiness at the wolf's willingness, as he firmly holds the wolf by the shoulder, and aims the pointed tip of the roasting spit towards the wolf's muzzle. As Van gently lowers the skewer into the wolf's open maw, the wolf eagerly licks its tip, and moans in manifest pleasure facing his impalement. The dragon then pushes the spit down the wolf's throat and further down, as the canine murrs loudly in delight. To Van's surprise, the wolf shows no signs of pain whatsoever, but communicates only vibrant pleasure, as the sharp tip of the roasting spit pierces through the wolf's guts, until it eventually reappears at the wolf's asshole. The wolf lies down on the ground, so that Van can center him on the spit easily, while continuing to murr and yip in delight. The wolf appears not to be affected in either body or mind by the severe injuries he must have sustained in his impalement. As Van carefully lifts up the skewer cum wolf, and places it on the fireplace, he notes the wolf's now fully erect cock. The canine mouths around the spear emerging from his muzzle: "Oh god, this feels really good ... please, please roast me now!" The wolf is still his old, enthusiastic self, though he has a spit through himself, Van thinks with amazement, as he notices that also he himself is getting a hard-on, from the pleasure of impaling and roasting so willing a creature. "Yep, we will start in a second", he replies. Starting a fire should be easy for a dragon, you say. But, alas, not for this one ... In spite of being a dragon, Van has never been able to breathe fire, try as he might. A few pitiful wisps of smoke was all he could ever manage. Nevertheless, he attempts it again, but all he gets is a cough from all the smoke. "So we have to do this the ordinary way ...", he grumbles to himself, as he pulls out some fire-starters, and places them amid the wood in the fireplace. He lustily kisses the side of the wolf's muzzle, as much as the spit permits him to. The wolf replies with loud moans of pleasure, as Van uses matches to set the fire-starters alight. Soon the fire is burning merrily under the wolf, and Van is slowly turning the crank that revolves the skewer, so that the wolf gets roasted from all sides equally. The wolf is moaning and yipping happily and in manifest pleasure, as he feels the flames slowly turning his body into tasty, yummy meat for the dragon. Occasionally a sizzling sound is heard, as pre-cum drips from the canine's cock into the fire. Also Van is greatly pleasured, his cock fully erect, by perceiving the wolf being so happy to be roasted. It is not long before the delighted moans of the canine get more and more ecstatic and vigorous, and Van realizes that the wolf is nearing orgasm. He stops turning the skewer, with the wolf's cock pointing straight up. He gently caresses the wolf's chest (fortunately a dragon's claw is well-insulated against heat), which has already taken on a very delicious shade of brown, and says, "You look so yummy and delicious, I think I will start eating you right now!" With that Van bends down, and sinks his fangs deep into the wolf's chest. This sensation sends the wolf over the edge. Twitching intensely on his spear in manifest pleasure, and moaning loudly in utter ecstasy, he shoots his load high into the air. His cum lands on his own body, as well as on Van's snout. The sensation of this fur being driven into orgasm by being roasted and eaten in turn brings Van to orgasm. While ripping off a chunk of the wolf's meat from his body, the dragon squirts his juices against the wolf roasting on the spit. "Hehe, that is what was missing: A good basting for the wolf roast", he says, as he uses a brush to disperse both their cum all over the wolf's body. Then Van resumes rotating the skewer. The wolf continues to give off sounds of pleasure, but they now soon become quieter and quieter. Eventually the wolf's motions subside completely. His face, however, still shows clearly the pleasures he felt being impaled and roasted. Finally, Van decides that the wolf is well done. He uses prongs to lift the skewer off the fire, and places it on a large plate, then removes the spit from the wolf. Using a filleting knife, he cuts large rashers off the wolf onto another plate, and also the best piece of all: the wolf's still erect cock and balls. Then Van sits down to eat. "Murrr, this is absolutely, perfectly, utterly, completely delicious." Van is soon completely wrapped up in his meal. It is so wonderfully tasty, as only the roasted meat of a fur who enjoyed being cooked to the very end can be. In fact, the dragon is so absorbed in his feasting that he does not notice the wolf slowly winking with his left eye. A minute later, there is a slight movement of the wolf's right paw, which likewise goes unnoticed. Slowly, a shimmering, almost magical light begins to illuminate the places on the wolf's body where meat has been cut away, a light which then spreads to the canine's entire body, shining radiantly and exuberantly, until ... ... all of a sudden the light disappears, as though switched off, and the wolf jumps up, standing in front of Van, completely regenerated, as good as new. Only then does Van notice the magic that has happened. Flabbergasted, with his mouth open, he stares from the meat on his plate, to the wolf, back to his plate. "How the hell ... ?!" The words are failing him. The wolf smiles. "It is all good. You see, I am no ordinary wolf. I have the magical power, conferred by the water of a magic well, to be completely invulnerable. Nothing can harm me. And therefore everything is fun, is enjoyable, is pleasure to me. But I have never been roasted so well, with so much pleasure, as by you." And with that, he comes towards Van, and gives him a deep kiss in a gentle embrace. Finally, the wolf ends the loving caress, saying "Thank you. I am looking forward to seeing you again some day." And with that he walks off into the distance.