Patricia was not a great fan of Saint Patrick's Day. Much as she loved the color green and a good drink she couldn’t find any real enthusiasm for the celebration. Perhaps that came down simply to her name being the feminine form of Patrick. Regardless of why her lack of enthusiasm and a three day weekend in her work schedule meant she was sleeping in this fine holiday.

Or at least she was till the sensation of something rubbing her inner thigh stirred her from her sleep. Throwing off the covers she was mildly alarmed to find that she was not alone in her bed. Between her wide splayed legs (she was a restless sleeper) was a very peculiar snake. From snout to tail it had to be nearly three foot long and three inches around. Patricia was no expert on the subject but it didn’t look venomous judging by roundness of the head. The serpent was two toned in a vibrant emerald green and a dark sage. The latter took the form of four and three leafed clover patterns running from its neck to the tip of its tail. 


With startling swiftness the snake lunged forward and to Patricia’s shock it didn’t bite. Instead the snake’s head butted up against and then slipped into her pussy. Shick was just as swiftly replaced by pleasure as the serpent wriggled and writhed its slick and smooth scaled body sinking deeper into her in a matter of seconds. Patricia probably should have been panicked by an animal deciding to make her coochie its home but she was too busy cumming from how good the serpent felt as it snaked deeper into her. Her slick sex apparently making it easier for the snake to slide into her, she gasped in shock realizing the whole of the creature was inside her body. She could see it shuffling about in her belly, the coils of it rippling her stomach, a sight that were she not climaxing so hard might have been disturbing. Eventually the snake seemed to fully settle inside of her and Pratricia finally stopped cumming. She panted sitting in the puddle of sweat and cum for a minute.




“Okay okay nothing to panic abou-” Patricia started just before she felt something shift inside her. She watched as the bulge traveled from her stomach down to her groin. She whimpered in confusion and lust as the object spread the lips of her sex open and plopped onto the bed. She blinked at the bright green oblong oval now resting on the bed between her thighs. She had barely processed the fact she had just laid an egg when the feeling came back. She gasped in delight as a second egg emerged from her body followed by a third. Patricia was not in position to notice the green scales spreading across her back. The fourth and fifth eggs kept her from noticing the  shift in her face as her teeth became more like fangs. Patricia closed her eyes as the orgasmic bliss from eggs six and seven washed over her. Just as well or she might have spotted the way her nails grew sharp and more green scales wrapped around her body spreading down her arms and legs. Eggs eight and nine distracted her as the skin on her chest and fast grew scaled turning pale as milk.  Things calmed down as the tenth egg dropped from her sex into the pile.


“Wow!” Patricia uttered finally noting her changes though significantly less worried about them than perhaps some people would be. Once more a shift at her groin drew her attention. “Okay then what now?” she said, watching curiously as the snake's head emerged not from her sex but from above it.it stretched out and away from her body only two foot curving back and looking at her.

“Hey hey sexy you mind helping me get it going?” the snake said to her. While those were it’s only words an image of her stroking the strange new appendage popped into Patricia’s head. With a shrug Patricia complied and shuddered with new delight it seemed her new serpentine appendage was essentially a cock albeit one that talked. Patricia groaned with delight as her cock snake drooled a clear gooey substance practically spitting the goo as her strokes grew faster and more fevered. She knew what to expect more or less but she was still caught off guard, hands freezing in place as the serpentine head of her cock spat ropes of thick white jizz onto the bedspread before her. Her shock compounded as a familiar sensation rolled up her cock and the head drooled an egg covered in cum onto the pile with the others.  Three more eggs emerged from her cock as she languidly stroked it. Spurts of cum flying from the tip in between eggs.  


“Alright, I think I need something to eat before we play around more.” Patricia said talking more to herself out of habit as she got out of the bed looking at the next of eggs.

“You’re the boss, but how bout we go out for some fun?” her shaft asked coiling about her waist to keep clear. “Think about it. Me you some cute drunk irish girls. What do ya say?”

Patricia patted her cock lightly and considered if any of her clothes would cover up enough. “Mmm i’m feeling lucky.”