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Okay not utterly but very close. Lenny was presently on his mothers sofa doing his best not to blubber and failing at it. Alma Elkhound was on her fourth listen to the story before Lenny's teary eyed sobbing finally formed an actual cohesive story. Namely he had lost a trio of papers due to a mysteriously free flying Discus (not a frisbee, the item from the Olympic sport) which he had then had to chase down and by the time he arrived at the application office they rejected him. As a result, he had missed his shot at an internship with the famed adventurer Hans \"Oklahoma\" Coyote. It was devastating because he had dreamed of getting out to see the world and having genuine adventures like the ones in his mothers stories.\n\n\n\"Honey... you don't need somebody like Hans to show you the ropes. Adventuring is all about getting out there and doing things.\" Alma declared stroking her son's back. \"Listen, I still have a bit of funds left over from my days adventuring... why don't you take a year or two off from college and go see the world. Give that big brain of yours some room to grow. spend more time acting on your heart, not just your GPA.\" \n\n\nLenny sniffled and wiped tears from his eyes, setting his glasses back in place. \"Mom, I can't spend all your money just cause i s-screwed up.\" he objected even as he fought the selfish voice that demanded he accept. \n\n\n\"Nonsense, that's what the money is for. What kind of parent denies their child the chance at adventure? besides maybe you'll meet the woman of your dreams out there and bring me back a treasure all parents are looking for.\" Alma laughed as Lenny blushed. \"Go out sow some wild oats and don't regret not going. Besides, I bet you'll be a natural.\"\n\n\nLenny sucked in a deep breath to steady himself and thought about what he wanted before turning to his mother with a smile. \"Alright... no guarantees on the grandchild though the heavens themselves would have to back me up.\" The elkhounds laughed and they were both utterly unaware that higher powers were looking on with sly smiles.\n\n\n---\nOklahoma\n---\n\n\nThe state of Oklahoma was as historic as it was vast. a true testament to the sheer scope of the United States. Miles and miles of valleys, hills and rolling plains interrupted by only the occasional bit of farm land or tiny town. The site of many battles, some public, some private. A state drenched equally in blood and history. a place of grave injustice from its inception to its present day. Lenny could have just flown, in fact it probably would have been cheaper to have done so but he wasn't going to pass up the chance to see the landmarks and soak up the history. At his mother's insistence he was going it alone and the long drive between points of interest gave him time to think on all that had changed and all that had not.\n\n\nAt length Lenny reached a short squat building that looked to have been constructed sometime before the moon landing save for the addition of some tacked on AC units.\nLenny paused only to make sure the place was actually open before stepping in. Instantly Lenny felt the eyes on him from the room's sole occupant. \n\n\n\"May I help you?\" She asked as she stood up, Lenny's head tilted up and back as he tried to maintain eye contact with the lady who towered over him. Lenny had never seen a bison before so as one tends to do he stared. Her fluffy black hair was tied back out of her face with a band of orange and white and trailed down her back clear to her waist. She had two proud horns that framed her face sitting just above the oval shaped ears on either side of her head. She was broader at the waist than Lenny was at the shoulder. Lenny could not help but marvel at the raw strength he could see barely hidden by her tawny brown fur. She wore a blue dyed leather jacket over a plain tan shirt with a pair of blue jeans and both of her wrists were decorated with beaded bracelets of orange, blue and white. The thing that really got Lenny stuck was the brilliant blue eyes which felt like they contained the infinite sky. Then as her brow knit and her lips grew thin it occurred to Lenny that he had been staring.\n\n\n\"Uhm sorry i just was just utterly enraptured with your beauty.\" Lenny apologized before slapping both hands to his mouth at his casual admittance.\n\n\nThe bison girl laughed. \"well there's certainly worse ways to start a conversation.\"\n\n\n\"I'm Lenny Elkhound I'm looking for...\" Lenny reached into his pocket, plucking the info card he had made out. \"...Minerva \"Cloudstep\" Heartwood?\"\n\n\n\"One, nobody outside the tribe gets to call me Cloudstep. Two, only my parents call me Minerva so you can call me Minnie.\" The bison lady said her features were stern. \"Call me Heartwood and I will tie your ears in a knot around your testicles.\" Lenny gulped and nodded his ascent. \"Okay then Lenny what are you after?\"\n\n\n\"Well I'm actually here about permission to look into the Bodkin archaeological investigation.\"\n\n\n\"And you came to the Department of Native American affairs?\" Minnie questioned him with suspicion plain on her face.\n\n\n\"Well yeah... It's a Navajo site... isn't it?\" Lenny asked, confused.\n\n\n\"Oh it should be... But it's actually a Greenwald Company dig site.\" Minnie said returning to her seat her tone ice and venom though Lenny could tell it wasn't really directed at him.\n\n\n\"But they have uncovered... I saw that they had Navajo artifacts recovered from the site.\" Lenny asked, utterly flummoxed. \n\n\n\"According to them the site is a colonial era site with artifacts the locals \"Took\" from violent [Tribe] raiders.\" Minnie was scowling as she pulled a file from the drawers and presented it to Lenny.\n\n\n\"That's nonsense even if they were stolen artifacts a single verified work from any Native American tribe is grounds for the dig to be surrendered to Native authority...\" Lenny said looking at the list of items that had been recovered so far. \"... And even if they were trying to cover up a native settlement they are required to turn over any artifacts for authentication.\" Lenny was all but growling as he counted off a dozen objects that should have brought this dig to a screeching halt.\n\n\n\"legally they don't have to produce the objects until the end of their dig.\" Minnie replied. \"though i am curious what's got you all fired up about it?\"\n\n\nLenny shook his head, setting the file on Minnie's desk. \"Call it whatever you will but it makes me sick to see history and culture held hostage like this. I know I can't make all the horrible things that happened to the Navajo or any other tribe right but I don't want to see more of...\" Lenny huffed and puffed, having worked himself into a true tizzy when he saw a single photo. \"Hmm?!?\"\n\n\n\"What's hmm?\" Minnie asked as Lenny examined the picture. The picture in question was of a jeweled headdress made of turquoise, amber, and quartz. styled very much like a war bonnet. \"oh that one... oh that one really hurts me to know it's gonna wind up on some dumb bitches mantle piece.\"\n\n\n\"... this is the key.\" Lenny said as he looked over the piece. \"If we can get ahold of this piece we can have it authenticated and then the rest all falls into place.\"\n\n\n\"yeah but unless you steal it they aren't going to just hand it over.\"\n\n\nLenny looked at Minnie and smiled hesitatingly. \"Well... I know a way to steal it without stealing it.\" Minnie leaned on the desk. \"But I will need your help.\"\n\n\nMinnie looked at him as if gauging his commitment. \"alright what do we need to do?\"\n\n\n*the next day*\n\n\nMinnie wasn't fully sure she liked the plan, it made logical sense but it didn't seem totally feasible. until she saw the stunning recreation of the jeweled warbonnet. Minnie had scarcely seen a replica so fine and the fact Lenny had strung it together in a little less than a day was nothing short of miraculous. The layering was right, the patterns were true even the technique was of Navajo design.\n\n\n\"Are you an art forger or something?\" Minnie asked.\n\n\n\"My mom was a bit of an adventurer and she told me if I wanted to be one someday I'd need to learn all sorts of things. So I took some classes on art assessment and one of the skills they teach is how to spot forgery tricks which also taught me how to copy said tricks.\" Lenny confessed before pulling out a box. \"I looked up the dress code for the models and I had to guess a bit but this should get you in.\"\n\n\nMinnie could hardly seem to stop laughing as she looked at the outfit that Lenny had presented her with. \"Seriously? Where's the rest of it?\" Minnie stopped laughing as she realized the garments before her were all the clothing she would be wearing. \"You mean I have to put this on?\" Minnie pointed to glorified underwear. Consisting of twin squares of leather held together by a quartet of thin bands that would just barely cover her nipples hold bust together up and together and the equally tiny tasseled bikini that would leave as little of her ass and hips to the imagination as the tax code. \n\n\n\"And walk out on stage...\" Lenny said flustered and plainly guilty about putting Minnie in the situation. \"Honestly I don't know how the other girls at the event will ever recover.\"\n\n\n\"From what?\" Minnie asked, eyeing the outfit with shock. It was well made and even in her size but there was just so little of it. \n\n\n\"From the jealousy of seeing you steal every heart there.\" Lenny said before realizing how that sounded.\n\n\nMinnie smiled at him. \"You know, if we pull this off I might just have to show you more than that.\" Lenny coughed as Minnie laughed at his blush. \n\n\n*a few hours later* \n\n\nLenny stood in the camera pit. His part was already done; the jeweled warbonnet sat upon Minnie's brow so beautifully. the turquoise and amber arranged into feathers attached to a band of geometric shapes formed by quartz stones and more turquoise contrasting with her dark hair and earthen toned fur. a single large gem of turquoise in diamond cut dangled just above and between her eyes. a long white cloth draped to either side of her shoulders beaded with a pattern of waves and swirls in smaller stones. Just as Lenny predicted, the howling whistles totally drowned out the events announcer. Minnie smiled and strutted down the runway, her tail swishing seductively whether it was on purpose or not. Lenny took plenty of photos, he doubted he'd see something this beautiful again in a long time. The outfit concealed just enough to leave an enticing mystery but showed off the glorious blend of hard muscle and tender flesh Minnie sported. The natural strut of the bison girl made her hips shake enough to set the tassels dancing and her breasts bounced slightly with each step. Lenny had never seen a woman like Minnie and it seemed the audience was losing its composure. Women frowned or outright glared either at Minnie or their dates as they howled and whistled and whooped with joy. Minnie smiled and winked at Lenny as she strutted back down the walk. Lenny excused himself from the event heading to the dressing room.\n\n\nMinnie was all but completely dressed when Lenny arrived, simply tucking her hair back into place with her jacket hanging off the back of the chair. Lenny didn't say a word as he picked up both boxes containing the Jeweled Warbonnet and then he and Minnie simply left. The man at the door took the box Lenny gave him without a fuss beyond opening it to confirm that the jewels were actually in it and then the pair were out the door. They drove away in Minnie's old jeep putting the event behind them. Minnie's jeep came to a stop in the middle of a dark plain about halfway between her work and the event. Even in the dark the smile she wore as she turned to Lenny couldn't be described as anything less than dazzling. \n\n\n\"I can't believe that worked.\" Minnie declared with a laugh. \"They really let us walk out the door with the jewels...\"\n\n\nLenny smiled feeling a little proud of his plan, it was as simple as trading his imitation for the real jewels in the dressing room. \"People who do bad guy stuff in real life are either really smart in which case they overlook the simple methods.\" Lenny said retrieving the box from its resting place to admire the glorious example of Native American jewel craft up close. \"Or they are really dumb in which case they don't even think of the simple methods.\" Lenny said. \n\n\n\"I am still worried about the contract they made us sign.\" Minnie said. \"that could be enough to get this dismissed.\n\n\n\"The contract says that we would return all provided materials to their legal owner, by default all Native American artifacts are the property of that tribe. Which means so long as this is in your possession... it's in the hands of its legal owner.\" Lenny replied, closing the lid and presenting it to Minnie. He was utterly dumbstruck when the bison woman yanked him over and kissed him full on the lips. \n\n\n\"I mentioned I might have to show you more than that outfit...\" Minnie said as she shut off the car and got out. Lenny followed in a daze this couldn't be happening to him could it. But as the elkhound soon discovered when Minnie lifted him up and set him on the hood of her car. \"You look nervous.\" Minnie said as her jacket and top landed on the car next to Lenny. \n\n\nThe elkhound took a moment to respond simply because the sight of Minnie's bare breasts in the moonlight was a wonder like he had never beheld before. \"I uh I've never-\" Lenny sputtered as his brain kicked back in. \"I'm a virgin.\" he admitted as Minnie undid her pants. \"So if you don't want to fool around I understand.\"\n\n\nthe bison girl paused her jeans halfway down her thighs. Lenny could only really see half her face but she looked skeptical. \"oh and here i thought i was only getting one set of jewels.\" she declared as she slid free of her pants. \"how any girl passed up a kind handsome guy like you is a mystery.\" she declared as her panties joined the rest of her clothes on the hood giving Lenny his first unobstructed view of Minnie's sex. \"you want me to take those off for you?\" Minnie said pointing at Lenny's pants. The elkhound pulled his fly down and undid his pants before shoving them and his underwear off in one go. \"woah... you really are a rare find.\" Minnie said as Lenny's cock waved about. \"you are just full of surprises.\" Minnie said fishing through her jacket to retrieve a condom. \"hmm might not be big enough.\"\n\n\n\"you don't have to flatter me, I know I'm not that big.\" Lenny said blushing at the praise as his cock was seen by a woman for the first time.\n\n\n\"Lenny, there might be bigger guys...\" Minnie declared as she tore open the package with her teeth and stroked the latex device down his shaft. \"... but you are pretty spectacularly endowed for a guy your size.\" she declared before joining Lenny on the hood of the car. Lenny got a single moment to drink in a sight lifted from his wildest fantasies as Minnie's hips hovered over his and she held his cock in one hand guiding it to the entrance of her sex. The bison girl lowered herself atop him Lenny struck dumb by the new and wondrous feeling of his dick sinking into Minnie's warm embrace. Minnie grinned her smile gleaming in the moonlight as she took all she could, which to Lenny's shock was not all of him, the last inch of his cock left free of the embrace. Minnie wiggled her hips left and right grinding her sex down on Lenny but she just couldn't seem to fit him all inside. Lenny huffed and panted at the stimulation he had always hoped sex would feel good but the reality was so much more intense than his masturbatory fantasies. Minnie finally found a rhythm and her hips bounced delightfully against Lenny's lap as she went at him. Minnie rolled, licked her lips and tossed her head back as she rode Lenny like a prize pony. Lenny reached out and up his hands latching onto Minnie's breasts, feeling the tender and firm flesh old beneath his fingers. Minnie smiled down at Lenny clasping her hands over his guiding his fingers as the elkhound explored her body. Neither the bison nor the dog noticed as the condom indeed proved too small with the friction causing a tiny tear. Minnie suddenly froze atop Lenny letting out the most delightful whimper as she came, her hips locking in place and her whole body seizing with pleasure. Lenny was lucky to have held out this long so it was no surprise to him that he found himself cumming as Minnie's sex insisted he do. The condom filled and for the most part Lenny's seed was contained but just enough of it leaked free.\n\n\nMinnie lifted her hips from Lenny with a delighted sigh, the filled condom hanging off his flagging cock a false assurance that they had nothing to worry over. She shivered as a cold wind blew across the plains. \n\n\n\"Hmm, maybe a round two back at my place.\" Minnie said looking at Lenny she was quite satisfied with his performance and if she was being honest with herself it was more than his assistance in retrieving a native treasure that made him endearing.\n\n\n\"Sounds amazing...\" Lenny said airily grabbing at his discarded clothes.\n\n\n*the next day*\n\n\nLenny stared in awe at Minnie the bison girl was sitting bare naked in the chair opposite him. She apparently didn't feel the need to get dressed in her own home unless there was company she didn't want seeing her nude. Equally amazing to Lenny was that she was apparently quite comfortable with him seeing her in the nude.\n\n\n\"So what's your next big move?\" Minnie asked.\n\n\n\"oh uhm I kinda don't have a concrete plan i think my next stop is Hawaii?\" Lenny said barely able to keep his attention off the fact that Minnie's bare breasts were resting on the table inches from him. \n\n\nMinnie reached over and tilted the elkhound's chin up so his gaze was firmly on her face confirming to Lenny that she knew he was staring. \"Sounds delightful... shame i can't come with but...\" She tipped his muzzle back down to her breasts. \"Maybe you and I can see each other again?\"\n\n\nLenny lifted his eyes to meet Minnie's gaze and he suddenly found no reason to look away. \"YES! I mean yes that sounds great.\" Minnie laughed as she took the number the elkhound scribbled on the notepad. Neither she nor him knew that at that moment Lenny's seed took and that she was carrying his future child.", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "+++++++++
Chapter 1
Native Treasure
+++++++++


Lenny Elkhound was at this moment utterly inconsolable. Okay not utterly but very close. Lenny was presently on his mothers sofa doing his best not to blubber and failing at it. Alma Elkhound was on her fourth listen to the story before Lenny's teary eyed sobbing finally formed an actual cohesive story. Namely he had lost a trio of papers due to a mysteriously free flying Discus (not a frisbee, the item from the Olympic sport) which he had then had to chase down and by the time he arrived at the application office they rejected him. As a result, he had missed his shot at an internship with the famed adventurer Hans "Oklahoma" Coyote. It was devastating because he had dreamed of getting out to see the world and having genuine adventures like the ones in his mothers stories.


"Honey... you don't need somebody like Hans to show you the ropes. Adventuring is all about getting out there and doing things." Alma declared stroking her son's back. "Listen, I still have a bit of funds left over from my days adventuring... why don't you take a year or two off from college and go see the world. Give that big brain of yours some room to grow. spend more time acting on your heart, not just your GPA."


Lenny sniffled and wiped tears from his eyes, setting his glasses back in place. "Mom, I can't spend all your money just cause i s-screwed up." he objected even as he fought the selfish voice that demanded he accept.


"Nonsense, that's what the money is for. What kind of parent denies their child the chance at adventure? besides maybe you'll meet the woman of your dreams out there and bring me back a treasure all parents are looking for." Alma laughed as Lenny blushed. "Go out sow some wild oats and don't regret not going. Besides, I bet you'll be a natural."


Lenny sucked in a deep breath to steady himself and thought about what he wanted before turning to his mother with a smile. "Alright... no guarantees on the grandchild though the heavens themselves would have to back me up." The elkhounds laughed and they were both utterly unaware that higher powers were looking on with sly smiles.


---
Oklahoma
---


The state of Oklahoma was as historic as it was vast. a true testament to the sheer scope of the United States. Miles and miles of valleys, hills and rolling plains interrupted by only the occasional bit of farm land or tiny town. The site of many battles, some public, some private. A state drenched equally in blood and history. a place of grave injustice from its inception to its present day. Lenny could have just flown, in fact it probably would have been cheaper to have done so but he wasn't going to pass up the chance to see the landmarks and soak up the history. At his mother's insistence he was going it alone and the long drive between points of interest gave him time to think on all that had changed and all that had not.


At length Lenny reached a short squat building that looked to have been constructed sometime before the moon landing save for the addition of some tacked on AC units.
Lenny paused only to make sure the place was actually open before stepping in. Instantly Lenny felt the eyes on him from the room's sole occupant.


"May I help you?" She asked as she stood up, Lenny's head tilted up and back as he tried to maintain eye contact with the lady who towered over him. Lenny had never seen a bison before so as one tends to do he stared. Her fluffy black hair was tied back out of her face with a band of orange and white and trailed down her back clear to her waist. She had two proud horns that framed her face sitting just above the oval shaped ears on either side of her head. She was broader at the waist than Lenny was at the shoulder. Lenny could not help but marvel at the raw strength he could see barely hidden by her tawny brown fur. She wore a blue dyed leather jacket over a plain tan shirt with a pair of blue jeans and both of her wrists were decorated with beaded bracelets of orange, blue and white. The thing that really got Lenny stuck was the brilliant blue eyes which felt like they contained the infinite sky. Then as her brow knit and her lips grew thin it occurred to Lenny that he had been staring.


"Uhm sorry i just was just utterly enraptured with your beauty." Lenny apologized before slapping both hands to his mouth at his casual admittance.


The bison girl laughed. "well there's certainly worse ways to start a conversation."


"I'm Lenny Elkhound I'm looking for..." Lenny reached into his pocket, plucking the info card he had made out. "...Minerva "Cloudstep" Heartwood?"


"One, nobody outside the tribe gets to call me Cloudstep. Two, only my parents call me Minerva so you can call me Minnie." The bison lady said her features were stern. "Call me Heartwood and I will tie your ears in a knot around your testicles." Lenny gulped and nodded his ascent. "Okay then Lenny what are you after?"


"Well I'm actually here about permission to look into the Bodkin archaeological investigation."


"And you came to the Department of Native American affairs?" Minnie questioned him with suspicion plain on her face.


"Well yeah... It's a Navajo site... isn't it?" Lenny asked, confused.


"Oh it should be... But it's actually a Greenwald Company dig site." Minnie said returning to her seat her tone ice and venom though Lenny could tell it wasn't really directed at him.


"But they have uncovered... I saw that they had Navajo artifacts recovered from the site." Lenny asked, utterly flummoxed.


"According to them the site is a colonial era site with artifacts the locals "Took" from violent [Tribe] raiders." Minnie was scowling as she pulled a file from the drawers and presented it to Lenny.


"That's nonsense even if they were stolen artifacts a single verified work from any Native American tribe is grounds for the dig to be surrendered to Native authority..." Lenny said looking at the list of items that had been recovered so far. "... And even if they were trying to cover up a native settlement they are required to turn over any artifacts for authentication." Lenny was all but growling as he counted off a dozen objects that should have brought this dig to a screeching halt.


"legally they don't have to produce the objects until the end of their dig." Minnie replied. "though i am curious what's got you all fired up about it?"


Lenny shook his head, setting the file on Minnie's desk. "Call it whatever you will but it makes me sick to see history and culture held hostage like this. I know I can't make all the horrible things that happened to the Navajo or any other tribe right but I don't want to see more of..." Lenny huffed and puffed, having worked himself into a true tizzy when he saw a single photo. "Hmm?!?"


"What's hmm?" Minnie asked as Lenny examined the picture. The picture in question was of a jeweled headdress made of turquoise, amber, and quartz. styled very much like a war bonnet. "oh that one... oh that one really hurts me to  know it's gonna wind up on some dumb bitches mantle piece."


"... this is the key." Lenny said as he looked over the piece. "If we can get ahold of this piece we can have it authenticated and then the rest all falls into place."


"yeah but unless you steal it they aren't going to just hand it over."


Lenny looked at Minnie and smiled hesitatingly. "Well... I know a way to steal it without stealing it." Minnie leaned on the desk. "But I will need your help."


Minnie looked at him as if gauging his commitment. "alright what do we need to do?"


*the next day*


Minnie wasn't fully sure she liked the plan, it made logical sense but it didn't seem totally feasible. until she saw the stunning recreation of the jeweled warbonnet. Minnie had scarcely seen a replica so fine and the fact  Lenny had strung it together in a little less than a day was nothing short of miraculous. The layering was right, the patterns were true even the technique was of Navajo design.


"Are you an art forger or something?" Minnie asked.


"My mom was a bit of an adventurer and she told me if I wanted to be one someday I'd need to learn all sorts of things. So I took some classes on art assessment and one of the skills they teach is how to spot forgery tricks which also taught me how to copy said tricks." Lenny confessed before pulling out a box. "I looked up the dress code for the models and I had to guess a bit but this should get you in."


Minnie could hardly seem to stop laughing as she looked at the outfit that Lenny had presented her with. "Seriously? Where's the rest of it?"  Minnie stopped laughing as she realized the garments before her were all the clothing she would be wearing. "You mean I have to put this on?" Minnie pointed to glorified underwear. Consisting of twin squares of leather held together by a quartet of thin bands that would just barely cover her nipples hold bust together up and together and the equally tiny tasseled bikini that would leave as little of her ass and hips to the imagination as the tax code.


"And walk out on stage..." Lenny said flustered and plainly guilty about putting Minnie in the situation. "Honestly I don't know how the other girls at the event will ever recover."


"From what?" Minnie asked, eyeing the outfit with shock. It was well made and even in her size but there was just so little of it.


"From the jealousy of seeing you steal every heart there." Lenny said before realizing how that sounded.


Minnie smiled at him. "You know, if we pull this off I might just have to show you more than that." Lenny coughed as Minnie laughed at his blush.


*a few hours later*


Lenny stood in the camera pit. His part was already done; the jeweled warbonnet sat upon Minnie's brow so beautifully. the turquoise and amber arranged into feathers attached to a band of geometric shapes formed by quartz stones and more turquoise contrasting with her dark hair and earthen toned fur. a single large gem of turquoise in diamond cut dangled just above and between her eyes. a long white cloth draped to either side of her shoulders beaded with a pattern of waves and swirls in smaller stones. Just as Lenny predicted, the howling whistles totally drowned out the events announcer. Minnie smiled and strutted down the runway, her tail swishing seductively whether it was on purpose or not. Lenny took plenty of photos, he doubted he'd see something this beautiful again in a long time. The outfit concealed just enough to leave an enticing mystery but showed off the glorious blend of hard muscle and tender flesh Minnie sported. The natural strut of the bison girl made her hips shake enough to set the tassels dancing and her breasts bounced slightly with each step. Lenny had never seen a woman like Minnie and it seemed the audience was losing its composure. Women frowned or outright glared either at Minnie or their dates as they howled and whistled and whooped with joy. Minnie smiled and winked at Lenny as she strutted back down the walk. Lenny excused himself from the event heading to the dressing room.


Minnie was all but completely dressed when Lenny arrived, simply tucking her hair back into place with her jacket hanging off the back of the chair. Lenny didn't say a word as he picked up both boxes containing the Jeweled Warbonnet and then he and Minnie simply left. The man at the door took the box Lenny gave him without a fuss beyond opening it to confirm that the jewels were actually in it and then the pair were out the door. They drove away in Minnie's old jeep putting the event behind them. Minnie's jeep came to a stop in the middle of a dark plain about halfway between her work and the event. Even in the dark the smile she wore as she turned to Lenny couldn't be described as anything less than dazzling.


"I can't believe that worked." Minnie declared with a laugh. "They really let us walk out the door with the jewels..."


Lenny smiled feeling a little proud of his plan, it was as simple as trading his imitation for the real jewels in the dressing room. "People who do bad guy stuff in real life are either really smart in which case they overlook the simple methods." Lenny said retrieving the box from its resting place to admire the glorious example of Native American jewel craft up close. "Or they are really dumb in which case they don't even think of the simple methods." Lenny said.


"I am still worried about the contract they made us sign." Minnie said. "that could be enough to get this dismissed.


"The contract says that we would return all provided materials to their legal owner, by default all Native American artifacts are the property of that tribe. Which means so long as this is in your possession... it's in the hands of its legal owner." Lenny replied, closing the lid and presenting it to Minnie. He was utterly dumbstruck when the bison woman yanked him over and kissed him full on the lips.


"I mentioned I might have to show you more than that outfit..." Minnie said as she shut off the car and got out. Lenny followed in a daze this couldn't be happening to him could it. But as the elkhound soon discovered when Minnie lifted him up and set him on the hood of her car. "You look nervous." Minnie said as her jacket and top landed on the car next to Lenny.


The elkhound took a moment to respond simply because the sight of Minnie's bare breasts in the moonlight was a wonder like he had never beheld before. "I uh I've never-" Lenny sputtered as his brain kicked back in. "I'm a virgin." he admitted as Minnie undid her pants. "So if you don't want to fool around I understand."


the bison girl paused her jeans halfway down her thighs. Lenny could only really see half her face but she looked skeptical. "oh and here i thought i was only getting one set of jewels." she declared as she slid free of her pants. "how any girl passed up a kind handsome guy like you is a mystery." she declared as her panties joined the rest of her clothes on the hood giving Lenny his first unobstructed view of Minnie's sex. "you want me to take those off for you?" Minnie said pointing at Lenny's pants. The elkhound pulled his fly down and undid his pants before shoving them and his underwear off in one go. "woah... you really are a rare find." Minnie said as Lenny's cock waved about. "you are just full of surprises." Minnie said fishing through her jacket to retrieve a condom. "hmm might not be big enough."


"you don't have to flatter me, I know I'm not that big." Lenny said blushing at the praise as his cock was seen by a woman for the first time.


"Lenny, there might be bigger guys..." Minnie declared as she tore open the package with her teeth and stroked the latex device down his shaft. "... but you are pretty spectacularly endowed for a guy your size." she declared before joining Lenny on the hood of the car. Lenny got a single moment to drink in a sight lifted from his wildest fantasies as Minnie's hips hovered over his and she held his cock in one hand guiding it to the entrance of her sex. The bison girl lowered herself atop him Lenny struck dumb by the new and wondrous feeling of his dick sinking into Minnie's warm embrace. Minnie grinned her smile gleaming in the moonlight as she took all she could, which to Lenny's shock was not all of him, the last inch of his cock left free of the embrace. Minnie wiggled her hips left and right grinding her sex down on Lenny but she just couldn't seem to fit him all inside. Lenny huffed and panted at the stimulation he had always hoped sex would feel good but the reality was so much more intense than his masturbatory fantasies. Minnie finally found a rhythm and her hips bounced delightfully against Lenny's lap as she went at him. Minnie rolled, licked her lips and tossed her head back as she rode Lenny like a prize pony. Lenny reached out and up his hands latching onto Minnie's breasts, feeling the tender and firm flesh old beneath his fingers. Minnie smiled down at Lenny clasping her hands over his guiding his fingers as the elkhound explored her body. Neither the bison nor the dog noticed as the condom indeed proved too small with the friction causing a tiny tear. Minnie suddenly froze atop Lenny letting out the most delightful whimper as she came, her hips locking in place and her whole body seizing with pleasure. Lenny was lucky to have held out this long so it was no surprise to him that he found himself cumming as Minnie's sex insisted he do. The condom filled and for the most part Lenny's seed was contained but just enough of it leaked free.


Minnie lifted her hips from Lenny with a delighted sigh, the filled condom hanging off his flagging cock a false assurance that they had nothing to worry over. She shivered as a cold wind blew across the plains.


"Hmm, maybe a round two back at my place." Minnie said looking at Lenny she was quite satisfied with his performance and if she was being honest with herself it was more than his assistance in retrieving a native treasure that made him endearing.


"Sounds amazing..." Lenny said airily grabbing at his discarded clothes.


*the next day*


Lenny stared in awe at Minnie the bison girl was sitting bare naked in the chair opposite him. She apparently didn't feel the need to get dressed in her own home unless there was company she didn't want seeing her nude. Equally amazing to Lenny was that she was apparently quite comfortable with him seeing her in the nude.


"So what's your next big move?" Minnie asked.


"oh uhm I kinda don't have a concrete plan i think my next stop is Hawaii?" Lenny said barely able to keep his attention off the fact that Minnie's bare breasts were resting on the table inches from him.


Minnie reached over and tilted the elkhound's chin up so his gaze was firmly on her face confirming to Lenny that she knew he was staring. "Sounds delightful... shame i can't come with but..." She tipped his muzzle back down to her breasts. "Maybe you and I can see each other again?"


Lenny lifted his eyes to meet Minnie's gaze and he suddenly found no reason to look away. "YES! I mean yes that sounds great." Minnie laughed as she took the number the elkhound scribbled on the notepad. Neither she nor him knew that at that moment Lenny's seed took and that she was carrying his future child.", "pools_count": 0, "title": "Native Treasure", "deleted": "f", "public": "t", "mimetype": "text/plain", "pagecount": "1", "rating_id": "2", "rating_name": "Adult", "ratings": [ { "content_tag_id": "4", "name": "Sexual Themes", "description": "Erotic imagery, sexual activity or arousal", "rating_id": "2" } ], "submission_type_id": "12", "type_name": "Writing - Document", "guest_block": "t", "friends_only": "f", "comments_count": "0", "views": "0" }