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  "description_bbcode_parsed": "<span style='word-wrap: break-word;'>Theo and his mates are off on a lads holiday to Ibiza. All the Sun, Sand, Booze, Tunes and Girls they can find. Except, Theo&#039;s first night may end up putting the end to some of his plans, with a chance meet up with a certain raccoon.</span>",
  "writing": "Warning: this story contains scenes of Penectomy (the removal of the penis), Portal Rings, and has scenes which are of a gay sexual nature. Scenes exist in consensual and non-consensual situations. If you don’t like any of this, please close the document now.\n\n\n\nThe sounds of hundreds of people busying themselves around the large check in hall of Luton Airport echoed around Theo as he stood holding his passport in one hand, and large roller suitcase in the other. Theo was a polar bear, standing six feet tall and wearing a light yellow t-shirt and tan coloured cargo shorts.\n\nHe was stood with his two friends Lars, a German shepherd dressed in sunglasses, a grey hoodie and grey sweatpants, and Ethan, an athletic looking cheetah dressed in a bright red vest and loose-fitting sports shorts. \n\n“Can you believe it, lads?” Theo said, with a grin “We're really doing this. Ibiza, here we come!”\n\nEthan, slightly shorter than Theo with a cheerful expression, chuckled. “I've been dreaming of this day, mate. Sun, sand, and no rain for miles!”\n\nLars, adjusted his sunglasses and grinned. “Yeah, and the girls!”\n\nThe three made their way gradually down the queue to the check in desk and got their bags checked in and sent on their way down the conveyor belt, and received their boarding passes. Next it was the ‘fun’ line through security.\n\nLars noticed the large machines people were standing inside while being scanned “Hey, looks like they’re using those body scanners” \n\n“Yeah,” Ethan replied “They say that they can see right through your clothes. Best get your dick all hard or they’ll think you don’t have one!” Ethan giggled nudging at Lars\n\n“Fuck you.” Lars replied with a smirk \n\nTheo quietly hated these machines. It wasn’t that he was shy about his dick, as he was pretty proud of it, but that some guy was sat perving at dicks all day, and he was going to be yet another dick to look at. \n\nThe three moved through the airport and after a couple of hours and discussing between them which of the girls they had seen going through the airport they’d most like to get with, they were able to board the plane.\n\nThe aircraft pushed back, trundled down the taxiways and then made its way onto the runway. It  paused for a moment before the engines began winding up. The parking breaks were released, and everyone was pushed back in their seats. \n\nTheo, who had the window seat, looked out at the runway rushing by quicker and quicker “Goodbye UK, next stop Ibiza!” he said grinning\n\n“Hey Theo” Ethan said, sat in the middle “You didn’t forget the suncream did you?” he said winking \n\nTheo looked back with a bit of a puzzled look .. “uh, fur?” \n\nEthan rolled his eyes “That was the joke?” \n\nThe three of them burst out into laughter, with Theo finally saying “Ok, ok ... Yeah, I’m not very sharp at the moment.. Just wanna get there, get out and get on the beach! That’s where my head’s at right now”\n\nThree hours later, the plane was touching down on the runway, the sun was shining brightly outside, the warmth of the sunshine even being felt as it shone through the window. The boys couldn’t wait to get out into the warm Spanish air.\n\nAs the plane taxied to the apron, Lars stood up, opening the overhead locker and pulling out their hand luggage, passing it over to the others before grabbing his own and sitting back down, waiting for the plane to come to a stop.\n\nIn no time at all, the boys had got off the plane, got their baggage and had been dropped off at their hotel, the cool air-conditioned reception greeting them as Lars checked them in, getting their room keys. Three keys – one for each of them. \n\nThey took the elevator up, and got out on the 12th floor, walking down the corridor and finally tapping their key to get into their room. \n\nTheo dropped his suitcase and headed straight through to the balcony door, opening it up and heading out to look at the view outside – the sea, the beach, the pool – it was everything he’d hoped it would be “Fuck yeah! This will do lads!” he exclaimed\n\nLars was pulling his suitcase up onto the bed he’d claimed as his “Yep..” he said before unzipping and pulling out a pair of binoculars “Here!” he said before tossing them at Theo “You will get a better view with these” he smirked\n\nTheo’s grin got bigger as he raised the binoculars up to his eyes and looked down at the pool, checking out the girls in their bikinis on sun loungers “Yup! Much better!”\n\nEthan pulled his suitcase into the wardrobe and shut the door “So you want to perv from distance or get down to the beach to get some close ups?” Ethen snickered\n\nTheo turned round, sporting a tent in his cargo shorts\n\nLars snickered, walking forward and grabbing Theo’s tent “Fuck Theo, you ain’t hiding much!” \n\nTheo looked down and smirked “Ah well, at least there’s no false advertising goin’ on!” he replied giving Lars a gentle shove back\n \nThe lads headed out of their room, heading to cut across the pool, to get a load of what was on offer, before heading to the beach, their feet sinking into the warm golden sand and the sound of the waves washing up. \n\nAll about were girls in bikinis, guys in shorts and even speedos – which didn’t go unnoticed to the polar bear as he padded down, now wearing his reflective blue sunglasses.  Theo particularly liked these sunglasses as people couldn’t see exactly where his eyes were looking, meaning he could check out girls a little more discretely. \n\nLars, who had changed from his hoodie and sweatpants into some light blue loose fitting shorts and a bright green t-shirt however was happy to lower his sunglasses down with a grin at some of the passing girls, to make sure they knew exactly who he was checking out.\n\nThe three made it down the beach, occasionally spotting a couple of girls who had gone topless, and headed to a beach bar where they ordered in three lagers and sat drinking.\n\nTheo spoke up first “So, club tonight, Eden opens at midnight, so lets get some food in us, go out and get some drinks and head over then, right?”\n\n“Spot on mate!” Ethan replied checking the time “It’s six now, so lets check out them food places on the road back. I’m fancying a dirty burger.” He grinned\n\nLars spoke up now “Yeah, a burger sounds good!” he said downing the rest of his drink “You lads drinking slow for a reason? Food time! Get ya arses in gear!”\n \nTheo laughed before downing the rest of his drink, with Ethen not far behind, and with them all done they headed off to a street side restaurant and sat outside eating their burgers. \n\nAfter food, they headed back to their hotel to get themselves showered and ready for a night of clubbing. \n\nIn the bathroom, Theo was checking himself out as he usually did. He looked down at his dick, the already hard seven-inch ebony coloured uncut length held in his hand, teasing its tip with his thumb. Though he always put himself out as straight, he’d always known secretly that he was into guys as well, preferably with dicks like his. This train of thought often lead him onto the idea of sucking himself off, what would it be like to have his own dick in his mouth... but he’d never been flexible enough to make it happen. \n\nTheo started to jerk himself slowly, feeling his foreskin rolling back from the black flared tip, only to then roll back over it once more. He wanted to cum, but he didn’t want to screw himself over if he pulled later... So, he let his dick slip from his hand and pulled up his boxer briefs, tucking his excitable dick in, and pulling up his shorts. \n\nAs he walked out, Ethan chimed up “Theo, what the fuck took you so long?! You been having a wank or what?” \n\nTheo grinned “Nah, saving that for later.. but it won’t be my hand doing the thing” \n\n“That’d be an awesome start to the holiday huh?” Lars said from across the room \n\nThe guys headed out not long after, and spent an hour or two drinking, getting themselves fairly tipsy, but not drunk enough that they couldn’t walk straight. They considered themselves pretty experienced when it come to boozing, and it wasn’t long before it was time to head into the club. \n\nThe pounding beat, the rainbow of flashing lights, the crowds of revelling people – this was somewhere Theo absolutely loved... He’d always been to clubs, but this was a place which had always been on his list to go to from the moment he’d first heard of it. \n\nTheo, Lars and Ethan danced for hours, topping up their drinks, and eventually Lars and Ethan tapped Theo on the shoulder to say they were going to head back. It had been a long day, and they weren’t getting any luck tonight. Theo let them know he was staying for longer but he’d be back later on. \n\nWith his friends now heading home, he carried on dancing, loving the tunes and even managed to catch the eye of a cute lioness who he had spotted near the bar. After an hour or so, she was heading out – no invite back for now for him, but she did give him her contact info, with a promise to meet up tomorrow. \n\nIt was 5am, and the night, along with the drink was taking its toll on him – and he decided it would be best to head back now before the club turns out, so he downed the last of his final drink and started back from the club. \n\nThe sun was already rising, and the seafront was being cleaned and tidied by city workers in preparation for the next day. Theo walked back, occasionally stumbling as by now the alcohol had definitely started to affect his stability! \n\nIt was then that a raccoon wearing a dark hoodie and sweatpants walked up alongside. \n\n“Hey, don’t see many polar bears in Ibiza.. you look like you’ve had a good night!” Twomasks said smirking at the mostly drunk bear\n\n“Heh!... yyeah mate..” Theo replied “Fuckin’ amazing night!” he said, before stumbling once again\n\nTwomasks moved out to grab him and helped steady the bear “Careful, heh, you almost went over there” he said before diverting the bear towards a quiet alleyway \n\n“Nah mate, I-I need to go tha’way” Theo slurred trying to turn\n \nTwomasks smirked and planted his hand now right up against the bear’s crotch, cupping the soft warm package inside of them “Need to go so soon?” he grinned \n\n“Oh uh .. heh! … I’m straight, mate… nothin’ ..  gonna happen-down there ..” Theo smirked back \n\n“Uhuh?” Twomasks said “So, if I ..” he said before slipping his thumbs into Theo’s shorts and sliding them down, getting straight to the point, letting Theo’s impressive looking ebony dick and balls flop free in the golden glow of the morning sunrise “Oh… nice dick” he said, grasping at it\n\n“..Fuck…” Theo said quietly “nah, I dun… think..” \n\nTwomasks cut his sentence short “Don’t think you can get it up? … Heh, its too late! It’s already coming up to say hello!” He snickered, before moving down to nose at its tip, catching the bear’s scent – sweet and musky from a hard night’s dancing.\n\nTheo was stood now, blushing, looking down at the raccoon guy nosing at his dick “…Oh, okay fuck it… I’m fuckin’ horny as fuck...” Theo slurred \n\nTwomasks grinned and pulled out a gold looking ring from his pocket, then fed the rapidly growing polar bear dick through it, pushing it down up against his crotch “You ever wondered what it’d be like to detach your dick?” \n\nTheo snorted “Detach? Haha… like cut off? Fuck no heh.. But suck it? Sure” \n\nTwomasks shook his head, taking hold of the now fully hard six-inch dick in his hand and tapping the ring gently with his finger. \n\nThe ring activated, and without so much as a beep, the ring split in two, Theo’s dick detaching, completely from his body. \n\nTheo jumped, watching the raccoon lift his dick away from his crotch “WHAT THE FUCK!?” he shouted \n\nTwomasks grinned “Calm down.” He said before grasping the head and giving it a squeeze.\n\nTheo’s face went from shock to being confused, feeling everything from his dick, even though it wasn’t attached to him…\n\nTwomasks continued “It’s a portal ring. A little bit of tech I put together.” \n\nTheo blinked, he’d heard that that kind of tech was a thing, but he’d never looked into it… he looked down at his crotch, and where the part of the ring which was still affixed to his crotch was, the centre now had a dark blue hue to it, with a slight glow. His balls looking obscenely large hanging below nothing but the unassuming gold coloured metal ring. He looked back up to the raccoon who was now grasping the base of his dick and starting to jerk it off, slowly but surely\n\nTheo’s legs went a little weak, feeling all the sensation of being jerked off, watching his dick – no longer attached to him - being jerked off… “Fuck this is some sick shit right here..” he said reaching down to try to grope himself but all he could do was grasp at his balls\n\nTwomasks smirked and now moved the detached bear’s dick over, offering it to him.\n\nTheo’s mouth opened a little, he was suddenly being offered his own dick… his ideal play thing. He reached out and took hold of it, feeling its warmth, the familiar touch and feel of his shaft … and lifted it from the raccoon’s hand.\n\nHe was surprised at how heavy it felt, it didn’t seem this heavy when it was attached to him... he brought it up to his nose, breathing in his own scent, something he’d always loved about his dick, Then opening his mouth, he couldn’t help himself… He pushed his own dick’s head into his muzzle, closing his lips around it.. feeling his own warm mouth engulf the end of his dick…\n\nHe moaned out quietly as the raccoon watched the polar bear sucking on his own dick.. His hand reaching down at his balls as he started sucking and pushing his dick in and out of his mouth… \n\nHe could feel everything, not just his warm salty sweet dick in his mouth, but the warmth of his mouth on his dick…\n\nTwomasks smirked, letting the polar bear enjoy his time with his detached dick, then moved over and put his hand out onto the bear’s chest to just suggest to pause for a moment. \n\nTheo looked at the raccoon and pulled his dick from his mouth for a moment, and watched the raccoon put his finger up against a tiny little switch on the side of the ring still attached to the base of his dick. He didn’t feel anything different though. “What’s that do?” he asked\n\nTwomasks smirked.. “How ‘bout you give that dick of yours a bit of a nibble?” he grinned\n\nTheo looked at his precious dick, twitching and throbbing in front of his face, and once more moved it back into his muzzle, loving his own salty sweet taste, a little pre starting to leak from the tip… and then he gave his own dick the gentlest of nibbles.  He could feel his own sharp teeth press up against his sensitive dick… but there wasn’t pain, in fact, it felt strangely nice.. \n\nHe closed his teeth onto his dick a little more now… any pain his dick would have normally given him, was being translated by the ring into pleasure … he moaned a little louder… starting to bite down onto his dick while pulling it back and forth, his teeth being dragged along his precious dick flesh as he did, and all the while – every scratch, every scrape – the little crunch noise he could feel and hear as the flared ridge caught against one of his teeth, every single sensation was translated into equal measure pleasure …. Feeling his orgasm building quickly.\n\nTheo was loosing himself in the pleasure… he was sucking on his own dick, biting at it and feeling the most intense pleasure he’d ever felt in his life!!! He started to bite ever harder, chewing his precious dick, right to the point he could feel his dick fully resisting, his teeth unable to go any further in… but he wanted more he was so close!! … He moaned louder still, his impulse getting the better of him, biting down hard suddenly, he felt a crunch as his teeth bit into his own dick… and then a jolt of pleasure hit his crotch like lightning!... He moaned out around his dick, his knees buckling as he dropped to the ground, his seed being shot from the tortured dick in his maw, filling his mouth….\n\nTwomasks smirked as he looked down at the polar bear having the most intense orgasm of his life, knowing exactly what he’d just done… \nTwomasks reached forward and grabbed the base, pulling it back from the bear’s muzzle with a slurp.\n\nThe dick was significantly shorter now. The black polar bear dick had been bitten through completely, but due to the ring’s technology, the severed section wasn’t bleeding out, it was simply the bitten through cross section of the polar bear’s dick, with a little of the bear’s seed oozing from the hole which once would have lead to the tip of Theo’s dick…\n\n\nAs Theo’s epic climax faded, he realised his dick was still in his muzzle, though the raccoon had something in his hand too.. As he looked carefully he started to realise what he’d done… he’d bitten half his own cock clean off… and the meat in his maw – was the severed meat he’d bitten off!\n\nTheo panicked and reached into his muzzle, pulling out the half of his dick he’d bitten clean off. The foreskin still bunched up behind the head in the same place it had been the moment it was poised to fire its seed into his muzzle… “SHIT SHIT SHIT!!... I NEED TO GO TO HOSPITAL!” \n\nTwomasks smirked and grabbed the severed piece of Theo’s dick, rolled the foreskin back over the head and then shoved it back into his muzzle “Chew.” \n\nTheo couldn’t believe what the raccoon was saying! \n\nTwomasks pushed the polar bear back, so he was now laying on the ground, and moved the piece of Theo’s dick still attached to the ring back to the second half of the ring on his crotch. Again, without a sound, the rings fused, and as Twomasks drew the rings back up along the shaft, a green glow began to be seen from between the inside of the ring, and the shaft of theo’s dick, and instead of coming off the bitten off end, the dick kept pulling from the ring, being regenerated exactly as it had been when the ring had been put on… the ring finally slipped free after it slipped past the head of the semi hard bear dick’s foreskin. \n\nTheo blinked .. reaching down, feeling his dick just as it always had been.. \n\n“Chew.” Twomasks said again.\n\nTheo looked up to the raccoon, and now realising his dick was fine… and still under the influence of alcohol clouding most of the common sense, he started to chew… feeling his teeth starting to bite through what had been until just moments ago, his dick.. the thing he’d had through school, jerked off thousands of times... but now filling his muzzle with his own flavour… \n\nHe could feel the head, as well as his foreskin gliding around his mouth, turning from dick into pieces of meat and then ground further.. all the time that musky taste combining with tender flesh.. \n\nTwomasks watched as the bear swallowed part of his severed dick. “Betcha didn’t think your dick would taste so good huh?” Twomasks grinned\n\nTheo shook his head “That was fuckin’ crazy… That ring is epic!” he said \n\nTwomasks grinned and slid it down Theo’s dick once more .. and once again tapped it, detaching the bear’s dick and offering it back to him.\n\nAs Theo took hold of it this time, it was more in a semi state than hard. He now reached to flick the switch himself\n\nTwomasks was about to stop him, but decided to see which if the functions the bear blunders into.. \n\nThe split-second Theo flicked the switch to the third position, he suddenly realised his dick was completely numb. “FUCK! I BROKE MY DICK!” \n\nTwomasks shook his head “Nah.. that’s another mode. This one, means whoever owns it, can do what they want with it, and you’d never know.” \n\nTheo looked at his dick, feeling it like he’d never done before… it was almost like one of those novelty water-filled balloon sausages which are difficult to hold in your hand, soft, squidgy and yet heavy.. \n\nTwomasks stood up, and held a hand out to help the polar bear back to his feet.\n\nTheo stood up, his shorts and boxer briefs down by his ankles still … \n\nTwomasks reached out and took the dick back from the Theo and inspected it.. “Pull your shorts up” he said \n\nTheo reached down, and pulled them up, his boxers and shorts feeling really strange having so little in the front of them, and as he groped – again only feeling his balls… \n\nTwomasks grinned “The rings work from any distance too.. I could be in America, and you’d still feel, or not feel anything I’m doing to it” \n\nTheo started playing some scenarios out in his head about how awesome this could be … “Where do you get these rings ….” He asked \n\n“These ones? These are my own invention. You can look up Charn tech portal rings though… If you still need them...” Twomasks replied with a snicker\n\nTheo didn’t pick up on the last part of the sentence, still wondering about how he could even give his dick to a girl to have some fun time with… She would get the best dildo ever, and he’d get to feel EVERYTHING.\n\nTwomasks’ expression went a little more sly “So, you wait here, and ill show you another function of these rings ok?” he smirked and wandered down the alleyway, and round the corner out of sight. \n\n“Ok, Let me know when…..” Theo replied, stopping however when he suddenly feel something drop into his boxerbriefs. \n\nTheo looked a little puzzled, his dick had been numb since he’d switched the ring to that mode, so nothing had changed from that, but now there was something in his underpants. \n\nHe pulled the waistband of his shorts forward, and looking in, he could see the half of the ring which had been attached to his crotch, was no longer attached to his crotch… There was no dark blue glow… there was nothing! And now, where his dick used to be attached, there was nothing but a bald patch of flesh, with a hole to pee from… “SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK?!” \n\nTwomasks grinned to himself as he walked on, hearing the drunken polar bear’s shouts, tucking Theo’s now truly severed dick into his hoodie’s pocket, teasing at its once so sensitive foreskin as he did.. One of his favourite functions of his portal rings, had always been the OFF function. \n\nThe half of the ring still attached would keep the severed dick alive indefinitely, and he could choose whether to keep or eat this… but given he had seen the polar bear arrive earlier with his friends – he wondered about another night where maybe he’d collect the other two in the set…\n\nTheo stumbled out as best he could from the alley in the direction that the raccoon had gone, taking his dick – but he was nowhere to be seen!!\n\nTheo started trying to put thoughts together in his mind, though the alcohol wasn’t helping… Instead of sensible thoughts all he could think about was how his mates were going to take the piss out of him for loosing his dick, and how they’d have dicks and he wouldn’t… \n\nAs Twomasks slipped away, Theo headed back to his hotel thinking he could sleep it off. Unfortunately for him though, there was no sleeping off this hangover.\n\n\nTo be continued?... ",
  "writing_bbcode_parsed": "<span style='word-wrap: break-word;'>Warning: this story contains scenes of Penectomy (the removal of the penis), Portal Rings, and has scenes which are of a gay sexual nature. Scenes exist in consensual and non-consensual situations. If you don&rsquo;t like any of this, please close the document now.<br /><br /><br /><br />The sounds of hundreds of people busying themselves around the large check in hall of Luton Airport echoed around Theo as he stood holding his passport in one hand, and large roller suitcase in the other. Theo was a polar bear, standing six feet tall and wearing a light yellow t-shirt and tan coloured cargo shorts.<br /><br />He was stood with his two friends Lars, a German shepherd dressed in sunglasses, a grey hoodie and grey sweatpants, and Ethan, an athletic looking cheetah dressed in a bright red vest and loose-fitting sports shorts. <br /><br />&ldquo;Can you believe it, lads?&rdquo; Theo said, with a grin &ldquo;We&#039;re really doing this. Ibiza, here we come!&rdquo;<br /><br />Ethan, slightly shorter than Theo with a cheerful expression, chuckled. &ldquo;I&#039;ve been dreaming of this day, mate. Sun, sand, and no rain for miles!&rdquo;<br /><br />Lars, adjusted his sunglasses and grinned. &ldquo;Yeah, and the girls!&rdquo;<br /><br />The three made their way gradually down the queue to the check in desk and got their bags checked in and sent on their way down the conveyor belt, and received their boarding passes. Next it was the &lsquo;fun&rsquo; line through security.<br /><br />Lars noticed the large machines people were standing inside while being scanned &ldquo;Hey, looks like they&rsquo;re using those body scanners&rdquo; <br /><br />&ldquo;Yeah,&rdquo; Ethan replied &ldquo;They say that they can see right through your clothes. Best get your dick all hard or they&rsquo;ll think you don&rsquo;t have one!&rdquo; Ethan giggled nudging at Lars<br /><br />&ldquo;Fuck you.&rdquo; Lars replied with a smirk <br /><br />Theo quietly hated these machines. It wasn&rsquo;t that he was shy about his dick, as he was pretty proud of it, but that some guy was sat perving at dicks all day, and he was going to be yet another dick to look at. <br /><br />The three moved through the airport and after a couple of hours and discussing between them which of the girls they had seen going through the airport they&rsquo;d most like to get with, they were able to board the plane.<br /><br />The aircraft pushed back, trundled down the taxiways and then made its way onto the runway. It&nbsp;&nbsp;paused for a moment before the engines began winding up. The parking breaks were released, and everyone was pushed back in their seats. <br /><br />Theo, who had the window seat, looked out at the runway rushing by quicker and quicker &ldquo;Goodbye UK, next stop Ibiza!&rdquo; he said grinning<br /><br />&ldquo;Hey Theo&rdquo; Ethan said, sat in the middle &ldquo;You didn&rsquo;t forget the suncream did you?&rdquo; he said winking <br /><br />Theo looked back with a bit of a puzzled look .. &ldquo;uh, fur?&rdquo; <br /><br />Ethan rolled his eyes &ldquo;That was the joke?&rdquo; <br /><br />The three of them burst out into laughter, with Theo finally saying &ldquo;Ok, ok ... Yeah, I&rsquo;m not very sharp at the moment.. Just wanna get there, get out and get on the beach! That&rsquo;s where my head&rsquo;s at right now&rdquo;<br /><br />Three hours later, the plane was touching down on the runway, the sun was shining brightly outside, the warmth of the sunshine even being felt as it shone through the window. The boys couldn&rsquo;t wait to get out into the warm Spanish air.<br /><br />As the plane taxied to the apron, Lars stood up, opening the overhead locker and pulling out their hand luggage, passing it over to the others before grabbing his own and sitting back down, waiting for the plane to come to a stop.<br /><br />In no time at all, the boys had got off the plane, got their baggage and had been dropped off at their hotel, the cool air-conditioned reception greeting them as Lars checked them in, getting their room keys. Three keys &ndash; one for each of them. <br /><br />They took the elevator up, and got out on the 12th floor, walking down the corridor and finally tapping their key to get into their room. <br /><br />Theo dropped his suitcase and headed straight through to the balcony door, opening it up and heading out to look at the view outside &ndash; the sea, the beach, the pool &ndash; it was everything he&rsquo;d hoped it would be &ldquo;Fuck yeah! This will do lads!&rdquo; he exclaimed<br /><br />Lars was pulling his suitcase up onto the bed he&rsquo;d claimed as his &ldquo;Yep..&rdquo; he said before unzipping and pulling out a pair of binoculars &ldquo;Here!&rdquo; he said before tossing them at Theo &ldquo;You will get a better view with these&rdquo; he smirked<br /><br />Theo&rsquo;s grin got bigger as he raised the binoculars up to his eyes and looked down at the pool, checking out the girls in their bikinis on sun loungers &ldquo;Yup! Much better!&rdquo;<br /><br />Ethan pulled his suitcase into the wardrobe and shut the door &ldquo;So you want to perv from distance or get down to the beach to get some close ups?&rdquo; Ethen snickered<br /><br />Theo turned round, sporting a tent in his cargo shorts<br /><br />Lars snickered, walking forward and grabbing Theo&rsquo;s tent &ldquo;Fuck Theo, you ain&rsquo;t hiding much!&rdquo; <br /><br />Theo looked down and smirked &ldquo;Ah well, at least there&rsquo;s no false advertising goin&rsquo; on!&rdquo; he replied giving Lars a gentle shove back<br />&nbsp;<br />The lads headed out of their room, heading to cut across the pool, to get a load of what was on offer, before heading to the beach, their feet sinking into the warm golden sand and the sound of the waves washing up. <br /><br />All about were girls in bikinis, guys in shorts and even speedos &ndash; which didn&rsquo;t go unnoticed to the polar bear as he padded down, now wearing his reflective blue sunglasses.&nbsp;&nbsp;Theo particularly liked these sunglasses as people couldn&rsquo;t see exactly where his eyes were looking, meaning he could check out girls a little more discretely. <br /><br />Lars, who had changed from his hoodie and sweatpants into some light blue loose fitting shorts and a bright green t-shirt however was happy to lower his sunglasses down with a grin at some of the passing girls, to make sure they knew exactly who he was checking out.<br /><br />The three made it down the beach, occasionally spotting a couple of girls who had gone topless, and headed to a beach bar where they ordered in three lagers and sat drinking.<br /><br />Theo spoke up first &ldquo;So, club tonight, Eden opens at midnight, so lets get some food in us, go out and get some drinks and head over then, right?&rdquo;<br /><br />&ldquo;Spot on mate!&rdquo; Ethan replied checking the time &ldquo;It&rsquo;s six now, so lets check out them food places on the road back. I&rsquo;m fancying a dirty burger.&rdquo; He grinned<br /><br />Lars spoke up now &ldquo;Yeah, a burger sounds good!&rdquo; he said downing the rest of his drink &ldquo;You lads drinking slow for a reason? Food time! Get ya arses in gear!&rdquo;<br />&nbsp;<br />Theo laughed before downing the rest of his drink, with Ethen not far behind, and with them all done they headed off to a street side restaurant and sat outside eating their burgers. <br /><br />After food, they headed back to their hotel to get themselves showered and ready for a night of clubbing. <br /><br />In the bathroom, Theo was checking himself out as he usually did. He looked down at his dick, the already hard seven-inch ebony coloured uncut length held in his hand, teasing its tip with his thumb. Though he always put himself out as straight, he&rsquo;d always known secretly that he was into guys as well, preferably with dicks like his. This train of thought often lead him onto the idea of sucking himself off, what would it be like to have his own dick in his mouth... but he&rsquo;d never been flexible enough to make it happen. <br /><br />Theo started to jerk himself slowly, feeling his foreskin rolling back from the black flared tip, only to then roll back over it once more. He wanted to cum, but he didn&rsquo;t want to screw himself over if he pulled later... So, he let his dick slip from his hand and pulled up his boxer briefs, tucking his excitable dick in, and pulling up his shorts. <br /><br />As he walked out, Ethan chimed up &ldquo;Theo, what the fuck took you so long?! You been having a wank or what?&rdquo; <br /><br />Theo grinned &ldquo;Nah, saving that for later.. but it won&rsquo;t be my hand doing the thing&rdquo; <br /><br />&ldquo;That&rsquo;d be an awesome start to the holiday huh?&rdquo; Lars said from across the room <br /><br />The guys headed out not long after, and spent an hour or two drinking, getting themselves fairly tipsy, but not drunk enough that they couldn&rsquo;t walk straight. They considered themselves pretty experienced when it come to boozing, and it wasn&rsquo;t long before it was time to head into the club. <br /><br />The pounding beat, the rainbow of flashing lights, the crowds of revelling people &ndash; this was somewhere Theo absolutely loved... He&rsquo;d always been to clubs, but this was a place which had always been on his list to go to from the moment he&rsquo;d first heard of it. <br /><br />Theo, Lars and Ethan danced for hours, topping up their drinks, and eventually Lars and Ethan tapped Theo on the shoulder to say they were going to head back. It had been a long day, and they weren&rsquo;t getting any luck tonight. Theo let them know he was staying for longer but he&rsquo;d be back later on. <br /><br />With his friends now heading home, he carried on dancing, loving the tunes and even managed to catch the eye of a cute lioness who he had spotted near the bar. After an hour or so, she was heading out &ndash; no invite back for now for him, but she did give him her contact info, with a promise to meet up tomorrow. <br /><br />It was 5am, and the night, along with the drink was taking its toll on him &ndash; and he decided it would be best to head back now before the club turns out, so he downed the last of his final drink and started back from the club. <br /><br />The sun was already rising, and the seafront was being cleaned and tidied by city workers in preparation for the next day. Theo walked back, occasionally stumbling as by now the alcohol had definitely started to affect his stability! <br /><br />It was then that a raccoon wearing a dark hoodie and sweatpants walked up alongside. <br /><br />&ldquo;Hey, don&rsquo;t see many polar bears in Ibiza.. you look like you&rsquo;ve had a good night!&rdquo; Twomasks said smirking at the mostly drunk bear<br /><br />&ldquo;Heh!... yyeah mate..&rdquo; Theo replied &ldquo;Fuckin&rsquo; amazing night!&rdquo; he said, before stumbling once again<br /><br />Twomasks moved out to grab him and helped steady the bear &ldquo;Careful, heh, you almost went over there&rdquo; he said before diverting the bear towards a quiet alleyway <br /><br />&ldquo;Nah mate, I-I need to go tha&rsquo;way&rdquo; Theo slurred trying to turn<br />&nbsp;<br />Twomasks smirked and planted his hand now right up against the bear&rsquo;s crotch, cupping the soft warm package inside of them &ldquo;Need to go so soon?&rdquo; he grinned <br /><br />&ldquo;Oh uh .. heh! &hellip; I&rsquo;m straight, mate&hellip; nothin&rsquo; ..&nbsp;&nbsp;gonna happen-down there ..&rdquo; Theo smirked back <br /><br />&ldquo;Uhuh?&rdquo; Twomasks said &ldquo;So, if I ..&rdquo; he said before slipping his thumbs into Theo&rsquo;s shorts and sliding them down, getting straight to the point, letting Theo&rsquo;s impressive looking ebony dick and balls flop free in the golden glow of the morning sunrise &ldquo;Oh&hellip; nice dick&rdquo; he said, grasping at it<br /><br />&ldquo;..Fuck&hellip;&rdquo; Theo said quietly &ldquo;nah, I dun&hellip; think..&rdquo; <br /><br />Twomasks cut his sentence short &ldquo;Don&rsquo;t think you can get it up? &hellip; Heh, its too late! It&rsquo;s already coming up to say hello!&rdquo; He snickered, before moving down to nose at its tip, catching the bear&rsquo;s scent &ndash; sweet and musky from a hard night&rsquo;s dancing.<br /><br />Theo was stood now, blushing, looking down at the raccoon guy nosing at his dick &ldquo;&hellip;Oh, okay fuck it&hellip; I&rsquo;m fuckin&rsquo; horny as fuck...&rdquo; Theo slurred <br /><br />Twomasks grinned and pulled out a gold looking ring from his pocket, then fed the rapidly growing polar bear dick through it, pushing it down up against his crotch &ldquo;You ever wondered what it&rsquo;d be like to detach your dick?&rdquo; <br /><br />Theo snorted &ldquo;Detach? Haha&hellip; like cut off? Fuck no heh.. But suck it? Sure&rdquo; <br /><br />Twomasks shook his head, taking hold of the now fully hard six-inch dick in his hand and tapping the ring gently with his finger. <br /><br />The ring activated, and without so much as a beep, the ring split in two, Theo&rsquo;s dick detaching, completely from his body. <br /><br />Theo jumped, watching the raccoon lift his dick away from his crotch &ldquo;WHAT THE FUCK!?&rdquo; he shouted <br /><br />Twomasks grinned &ldquo;Calm down.&rdquo; He said before grasping the head and giving it a squeeze.<br /><br />Theo&rsquo;s face went from shock to being confused, feeling everything from his dick, even though it wasn&rsquo;t attached to him&hellip;<br /><br />Twomasks continued &ldquo;It&rsquo;s a portal ring. A little bit of tech I put together.&rdquo; <br /><br />Theo blinked, he&rsquo;d heard that that kind of tech was a thing, but he&rsquo;d never looked into it&hellip; he looked down at his crotch, and where the part of the ring which was still affixed to his crotch was, the centre now had a dark blue hue to it, with a slight glow. His balls looking obscenely large hanging below nothing but the unassuming gold coloured metal ring. He looked back up to the raccoon who was now grasping the base of his dick and starting to jerk it off, slowly but surely<br /><br />Theo&rsquo;s legs went a little weak, feeling all the sensation of being jerked off, watching his dick &ndash; no longer attached to him - being jerked off&hellip; &ldquo;Fuck this is some sick shit right here..&rdquo; he said reaching down to try to grope himself but all he could do was grasp at his balls<br /><br />Twomasks smirked and now moved the detached bear&rsquo;s dick over, offering it to him.<br /><br />Theo&rsquo;s mouth opened a little, he was suddenly being offered his own dick&hellip; his ideal play thing. He reached out and took hold of it, feeling its warmth, the familiar touch and feel of his shaft &hellip; and lifted it from the raccoon&rsquo;s hand.<br /><br />He was surprised at how heavy it felt, it didn&rsquo;t seem this heavy when it was attached to him... he brought it up to his nose, breathing in his own scent, something he&rsquo;d always loved about his dick, Then opening his mouth, he couldn&rsquo;t help himself&hellip; He pushed his own dick&rsquo;s head into his muzzle, closing his lips around it.. feeling his own warm mouth engulf the end of his dick&hellip;<br /><br />He moaned out quietly as the raccoon watched the polar bear sucking on his own dick.. His hand reaching down at his balls as he started sucking and pushing his dick in and out of his mouth&hellip; <br /><br />He could feel everything, not just his warm salty sweet dick in his mouth, but the warmth of his mouth on his dick&hellip;<br /><br />Twomasks smirked, letting the polar bear enjoy his time with his detached dick, then moved over and put his hand out onto the bear&rsquo;s chest to just suggest to pause for a moment. <br /><br />Theo looked at the raccoon and pulled his dick from his mouth for a moment, and watched the raccoon put his finger up against a tiny little switch on the side of the ring still attached to the base of his dick. He didn&rsquo;t feel anything different though. &ldquo;What&rsquo;s that do?&rdquo; he asked<br /><br />Twomasks smirked.. &ldquo;How &lsquo;bout you give that dick of yours a bit of a nibble?&rdquo; he grinned<br /><br />Theo looked at his precious dick, twitching and throbbing in front of his face, and once more moved it back into his muzzle, loving his own salty sweet taste, a little pre starting to leak from the tip&hellip; and then he gave his own dick the gentlest of nibbles.&nbsp;&nbsp;He could feel his own sharp teeth press up against his sensitive dick&hellip; but there wasn&rsquo;t pain, in fact, it felt strangely nice.. <br /><br />He closed his teeth onto his dick a little more now&hellip; any pain his dick would have normally given him, was being translated by the ring into pleasure &hellip; he moaned a little louder&hellip; starting to bite down onto his dick while pulling it back and forth, his teeth being dragged along his precious dick flesh as he did, and all the while &ndash; every scratch, every scrape &ndash; the little crunch noise he could feel and hear as the flared ridge caught against one of his teeth, every single sensation was translated into equal measure pleasure &hellip;. Feeling his orgasm building quickly.<br /><br />Theo was loosing himself in the pleasure&hellip; he was sucking on his own dick, biting at it and feeling the most intense pleasure he&rsquo;d ever felt in his life!!! He started to bite ever harder, chewing his precious dick, right to the point he could feel his dick fully resisting, his teeth unable to go any further in&hellip; but he wanted more he was so close!! &hellip; He moaned louder still, his impulse getting the better of him, biting down hard suddenly, he felt a crunch as his teeth bit into his own dick&hellip; and then a jolt of pleasure hit his crotch like lightning!... He moaned out around his dick, his knees buckling as he dropped to the ground, his seed being shot from the tortured dick in his maw, filling his mouth&hellip;.<br /><br />Twomasks smirked as he looked down at the polar bear having the most intense orgasm of his life, knowing exactly what he&rsquo;d just done&hellip; <br />Twomasks reached forward and grabbed the base, pulling it back from the bear&rsquo;s muzzle with a slurp.<br /><br />The dick was significantly shorter now. The black polar bear dick had been bitten through completely, but due to the ring&rsquo;s technology, the severed section wasn&rsquo;t bleeding out, it was simply the bitten through cross section of the polar bear&rsquo;s dick, with a little of the bear&rsquo;s seed oozing from the hole which once would have lead to the tip of Theo&rsquo;s dick&hellip;<br /><br /><br />As Theo&rsquo;s epic climax faded, he realised his dick was still in his muzzle, though the raccoon had something in his hand too.. As he looked carefully he started to realise what he&rsquo;d done&hellip; he&rsquo;d bitten half his own cock clean off&hellip; and the meat in his maw &ndash; was the severed meat he&rsquo;d bitten off!<br /><br />Theo panicked and reached into his muzzle, pulling out the half of his dick he&rsquo;d bitten clean off. The foreskin still bunched up behind the head in the same place it had been the moment it was poised to fire its seed into his muzzle&hellip; &ldquo;SHIT SHIT SHIT!!... I NEED TO GO TO HOSPITAL!&rdquo; <br /><br />Twomasks smirked and grabbed the severed piece of Theo&rsquo;s dick, rolled the foreskin back over the head and then shoved it back into his muzzle &ldquo;Chew.&rdquo; <br /><br />Theo couldn&rsquo;t believe what the raccoon was saying! <br /><br />Twomasks pushed the polar bear back, so he was now laying on the ground, and moved the piece of Theo&rsquo;s dick still attached to the ring back to the second half of the ring on his crotch. Again, without a sound, the rings fused, and as Twomasks drew the rings back up along the shaft, a green glow began to be seen from between the inside of the ring, and the shaft of theo&rsquo;s dick, and instead of coming off the bitten off end, the dick kept pulling from the ring, being regenerated exactly as it had been when the ring had been put on&hellip; the ring finally slipped free after it slipped past the head of the semi hard bear dick&rsquo;s foreskin. <br /><br />Theo blinked .. reaching down, feeling his dick just as it always had been.. <br /><br />&ldquo;Chew.&rdquo; Twomasks said again.<br /><br />Theo looked up to the raccoon, and now realising his dick was fine&hellip; and still under the influence of alcohol clouding most of the common sense, he started to chew&hellip; feeling his teeth starting to bite through what had been until just moments ago, his dick.. the thing he&rsquo;d had through school, jerked off thousands of times... but now filling his muzzle with his own flavour&hellip; <br /><br />He could feel the head, as well as his foreskin gliding around his mouth, turning from dick into pieces of meat and then ground further.. all the time that musky taste combining with tender flesh.. <br /><br />Twomasks watched as the bear swallowed part of his severed dick. &ldquo;Betcha didn&rsquo;t think your dick would taste so good huh?&rdquo; Twomasks grinned<br /><br />Theo shook his head &ldquo;That was fuckin&rsquo; crazy&hellip; That ring is epic!&rdquo; he said <br /><br />Twomasks grinned and slid it down Theo&rsquo;s dick once more .. and once again tapped it, detaching the bear&rsquo;s dick and offering it back to him.<br /><br />As Theo took hold of it this time, it was more in a semi state than hard. He now reached to flick the switch himself<br /><br />Twomasks was about to stop him, but decided to see which if the functions the bear blunders into.. <br /><br />The split-second Theo flicked the switch to the third position, he suddenly realised his dick was completely numb. &ldquo;FUCK! I BROKE MY DICK!&rdquo; <br /><br />Twomasks shook his head &ldquo;Nah.. that&rsquo;s another mode. This one, means whoever owns it, can do what they want with it, and you&rsquo;d never know.&rdquo; <br /><br />Theo looked at his dick, feeling it like he&rsquo;d never done before&hellip; it was almost like one of those novelty water-filled balloon sausages which are difficult to hold in your hand, soft, squidgy and yet heavy.. <br /><br />Twomasks stood up, and held a hand out to help the polar bear back to his feet.<br /><br />Theo stood up, his shorts and boxer briefs down by his ankles still &hellip; <br /><br />Twomasks reached out and took the dick back from the Theo and inspected it.. &ldquo;Pull your shorts up&rdquo; he said <br /><br />Theo reached down, and pulled them up, his boxers and shorts feeling really strange having so little in the front of them, and as he groped &ndash; again only feeling his balls&hellip; <br /><br />Twomasks grinned &ldquo;The rings work from any distance too.. I could be in America, and you&rsquo;d still feel, or not feel anything I&rsquo;m doing to it&rdquo; <br /><br />Theo started playing some scenarios out in his head about how awesome this could be &hellip; &ldquo;Where do you get these rings &hellip;.&rdquo; He asked <br /><br />&ldquo;These ones? These are my own invention. You can look up Charn tech portal rings though&hellip; If you still need them...&rdquo; Twomasks replied with a snicker<br /><br />Theo didn&rsquo;t pick up on the last part of the sentence, still wondering about how he could even give his dick to a girl to have some fun time with&hellip; She would get the best dildo ever, and he&rsquo;d get to feel EVERYTHING.<br /><br />Twomasks&rsquo; expression went a little more sly &ldquo;So, you wait here, and ill show you another function of these rings ok?&rdquo; he smirked and wandered down the alleyway, and round the corner out of sight. <br /><br />&ldquo;Ok, Let me know when&hellip;..&rdquo; Theo replied, stopping however when he suddenly feel something drop into his boxerbriefs. <br /><br />Theo looked a little puzzled, his dick had been numb since he&rsquo;d switched the ring to that mode, so nothing had changed from that, but now there was something in his underpants. <br /><br />He pulled the waistband of his shorts forward, and looking in, he could see the half of the ring which had been attached to his crotch, was no longer attached to his crotch&hellip; There was no dark blue glow&hellip; there was nothing! And now, where his dick used to be attached, there was nothing but a bald patch of flesh, with a hole to pee from&hellip; &ldquo;SHIT! WHAT THE FUCK?!&rdquo; <br /><br />Twomasks grinned to himself as he walked on, hearing the drunken polar bear&rsquo;s shouts, tucking Theo&rsquo;s now truly severed dick into his hoodie&rsquo;s pocket, teasing at its once so sensitive foreskin as he did.. One of his favourite functions of his portal rings, had always been the OFF function. <br /><br />The half of the ring still attached would keep the severed dick alive indefinitely, and he could choose whether to keep or eat this&hellip; but given he had seen the polar bear arrive earlier with his friends &ndash; he wondered about another night where maybe he&rsquo;d collect the other two in the set&hellip;<br /><br />Theo stumbled out as best he could from the alley in the direction that the raccoon had gone, taking his dick &ndash; but he was nowhere to be seen!!<br /><br />Theo started trying to put thoughts together in his mind, though the alcohol wasn&rsquo;t helping&hellip; Instead of sensible thoughts all he could think about was how his mates were going to take the piss out of him for loosing his dick, and how they&rsquo;d have dicks and he wouldn&rsquo;t&hellip; <br /><br />As Twomasks slipped away, Theo headed back to his hotel thinking he could sleep it off. Unfortunately for him though, there was no sleeping off this hangover.<br /><br /><br />To be continued?... </span>",
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