You find yourself walking down a bustling street, the city alive with the constant motion of cars zooming by and people hurrying past. The air is thick with the smell of vehicle fumes, a familiar yet unpleasant reminder of urban life. It's midday, and the sun is high in the sky, casting a bright light that helps illuminate your path. As you stroll along, you notice a small alleyway to your right, squeezed between two large city buildings. Something is flapping in the breeze that sweeps through the narrow passage.
Intrigued, you stop and turn to take a closer look. Sure enough, there is something pinned to a wooden pole deep within the alley. "Why would anyone advertise something in such an obscure place?" you wonder aloud. Driven by curiosity, you decide to venture down the alley to investigate further.
As you approach the wooden telegraph pole, you see a laminated card pinned to it, fluttering gently in the wind. You reach out to steady the card, eager to read what it has to say.
TARGETS WANTED!
Want to get revenge? See what that person you see every morning on the way to work would look like with a little less in their pants? Your brother pissed you off one time too many? 
Whatever your reason, if you have a job that requires the removal of a dick, balls or both, you have found what you are looking for. 
For only $120 you can have complete satisfaction!
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