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It's been a while, but I'm opening for commissions within the 'Contract' series! You can hire Twomasks or his assistant, and if you want the story set at a specific point in his timeline, that can be arranged as well. The price is $120 for an 8-11 page story. Obviously, of penectomy, castration or both. Other things can be included as well, but this can be discussed.

If you've read the mini featurette above, you'll know what you need to submit to initiate the commission. Send me over the necessary information in a note, and I'll get back to you with a few follow-up questions and we can get into things!

Timing-wise, I plan to begin working on the commissions starting in early June, depending on the number of requests. This will allow time to gather all the details, organize the requests (first come, first served), and make a plan.

So why not hire Twomasks and set him onto one of your friends, enemies, brothers, or even a random stranger?

Happy hiring! ", "writing": "You find yourself walking down a bustling street, the city alive with the constant motion of cars zooming by and people hurrying past. The air is thick with the smell of vehicle fumes, a familiar yet unpleasant reminder of urban life. It's midday, and the sun is high in the sky, casting a bright light that helps illuminate your path. As you stroll along, you notice a small alleyway to your right, squeezed between two large city buildings. Something is flapping in the breeze that sweeps through the narrow passage.\nIntrigued, you stop and turn to take a closer look. Sure enough, there is something pinned to a wooden pole deep within the alley. \"Why would anyone advertise something in such an obscure place?\" you wonder aloud. Driven by curiosity, you decide to venture down the alley to investigate further.\nAs you approach the wooden telegraph pole, you see a laminated card pinned to it, fluttering gently in the wind. You reach out to steady the card, eager to read what it has to say.\n\n[t][b]TARGETS WANTED![/b][/t]\nWant to get revenge? See what that person you see every morning on the way to work would look like with a little less in their pants? Your brother pissed you off one time too many? \nWhatever your reason, if you have a job that requires the removal of a dick, balls or both, you have found what you are looking for. \nFor only $120 you can have complete satisfaction!\nContact me with details to the following questions;\n\n[b]Required[/b]\nYour Contact Name:\nTarget’s Name:\nTarget’s Age: \nTarget’s Species: \nReason For Contract:\n\n[i]Optional; [/i]\nYear; (e.g. present day, 1980, ancient Egypt etc)", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "You find yourself walking down a bustling street, the city alive with the constant motion of cars zooming by and people hurrying past. The air is thick with the smell of vehicle fumes, a familiar yet unpleasant reminder of urban life. It's midday, and the sun is high in the sky, casting a bright light that helps illuminate your path. As you stroll along, you notice a small alleyway to your right, squeezed between two large city buildings. Something is flapping in the breeze that sweeps through the narrow passage.
Intrigued, you stop and turn to take a closer look. Sure enough, there is something pinned to a wooden pole deep within the alley. "Why would anyone advertise something in such an obscure place?" you wonder aloud. Driven by curiosity, you decide to venture down the alley to investigate further.
As you approach the wooden telegraph pole, you see a laminated card pinned to it, fluttering gently in the wind. You reach out to steady the card, eager to read what it has to say.

TARGETS WANTED!
Want to get revenge? See what that person you see every morning on the way to work would look like with a little less in their pants? Your brother pissed you off one time too many?
Whatever your reason, if you have a job that requires the removal of a dick, balls or both, you have found what you are looking for.
For only $120 you can have complete satisfaction!
Contact me with details to the following questions;

Required
Your Contact Name:
Target’s Name:
Target’s Age:
Target’s Species:
Reason For Contract:

Optional;
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