In a secluded chamber deep within the walls of Canterlot Castle, six ponies huddled together in the flickering light of a single candle. Their faces were set in determined expressions, their bodies tense with anticipation. This was no ordinary meeting of friends; this was history in the making. Twilight Sparkle, the scholarly unicorn, leaned in close, her horn glowing softly as she consulted a worn parchment map. Rainbow Dash, the athletic pegasus, paced anxiously back and forth, her wings rustling like leaves in the wind. Fluttershy, the timid pony, clutched a crumpled piece of paper in her hooves, her eyes darting nervously between the others. Rarity, the fashionable unicorn, adjusted her elegant mane with practiced grace, her expression a mixture of confidence and determination. Pinkie Pie, the carefree pink pony, bounced on her hooves, her eyes sparkling with excitement, while Applejack, the no-nonsense earth pony, stood stoically at the center of the group, her posture radiating authority and leadership. The silence was palpable, everypony acutely aware of the gravity of their situation and the importance of their mission. They had come here tonight for one reason only: to change Equestria forever. To bring about a revolution in love and marriage, to tear down the archaic and oppressive laws that stood between them and their heart's desires. They were here to legalize incest, polygamy, and pedophilia. They were here to marry the male members of their families and the children they had always loved. And they were determined to succeed, no matter the cost. The candle flickered, casting eerie shadows across the walls, as if the very stones themselves were conspiring to keep their plans secret. Each pony could feel the weight of history pressing down upon them, urging them forward, daring them to defy the odds and write their own destiny. It was in this charged, electrified atmosphere that they would plot their next move, hatch their next scheme, and fight for a future where love knew no bounds. Rainbow Dash stepped forward, her eyes blazing with determination. "Alright, everypony," she began, her voice steady and strong. "We've done our research, we've got a plan, now it's time to take this to the next level. But first," she added, glancing around the room, "we need to make sure we have the support we need." Fluttershy, always the most cautious of the group, nodded in agreement. "Yes, we should be careful who we trust. We don't want anypony from the Inner Circle finding out about this before we're ready." "Maybe we should organize a few low-key incest parties back in Ponyville with those we do trust? Lower ranking the better. Gotta start somewhere, and if can get a subculture of incest going from the underclasses, it can rise to ponies in power," said Applejack. Rainbow Dash chuckled. "While I like your spirit, where are they gonna take place? Sweet Apple Acres? Yeah, that makes sense as a location: literally the first place anypony with authority not on our side would look. The farm run by southern hicks." "Obviously not, Dashie," Applejack said. "I was actually thinking the palace in Ponyville. It's OUR palace after all. No one comes in or out unless we say so and we can easily build a secret love dungeon or two where ponies we trust can come and pound their family members whatever the age whenever we say they can." Rainbow Dash raised an eyebrow. "You've been thinking about this a lot, haven't you?" "Like you ain't! You were probably thinking of ways to help our cause when you were slobbering all over your dad's dick last night when he came for his monthly booty call with you!" Applejack shot back. In a secluded chamber deep within the walls of Canterlot Castle, six ponies huddled together in the flickering light of a single candle. Their faces were set in determined expressions, their bodies tense with anticipation. This was no ordinary meeting of friends; this was history in the making. Twilight Sparkle, the scholarly unicorn, leaned in close, her horn glowing softly as she consulted a worn parchment map. Rainbow Dash, the athletic pegasus, paced anxiously back and forth, her wings rustling like leaves in the wind. Fluttershy, the timid pony, clutched a crumpled piece of paper in her hooves, her eyes darting nervously between the others. Rarity, the fashionable unicorn, adjusted her elegant mane with practiced grace, her expression a mixture of confidence and determination. Pinkie Pie, the carefree pink pony, bounced on her hooves, her eyes sparkling with excitement, while Applejack, the no-nonsense earth pony, stood stoically at the center of the group, her posture radiating authority and leadership. The silence was palpable, everypony acutely aware of the gravity of their situation and the importance of their mission. They had come here tonight for one reason only: to change Equestria forever. To bring about a revolution in love and marriage, to tear down the archaic and oppressive laws that stood between them and their heart's desires. They were here to legalize incest, polygamy, and pedophilia. They were here to marry the male members of their families and the children they had always loved. And they were determined to succeed, no matter the cost. The candle flickered, casting eerie shadows across the walls, as if the very stones themselves were conspiring to keep their plans secret. Each pony could feel the weight of history pressing down upon them, urging them forward, daring them to defy the odds and write their own destiny. It was in this charged, electrified atmosphere that they would plot their next move, hatch their next scheme, and fight for a future where love knew no bounds. Rainbow Dash stepped forward, her eyes blazing with determination. "Alright, everypony," she began, her voice steady and strong. "We've done our research, we've got a plan, now it's time to take this to the next level. But first," she added, glancing around the room, "we need to make sure we have the support we need." Fluttershy, always the most cautious of the group, nodded in agreement. "Yes, we should be careful who we trust. We don't want anypony from the Inner Circle finding out about this before we're ready." "Maybe we should organize a few low-key incest parties back in Ponyville with those we do trust? Lower ranking the better. Gotta start somewhere, and if can get a subculture of incest going from the underclasses, it can rise to ponies in power," said Applejack. Rainbow Dash chuckled. "While I like your spirit, where are they gonna take place? Sweet Apple Acres? Yeah, that makes sense as a location: literally the first place anypony with authority not on our side would look. The farm run by southern hicks." "Obviously not, Dashie," Applejack said. "I was actually thinking the palace in Ponyville. It's OUR palace after all. No one comes in or out unless we say so and we can easily build a secret love dungeon or two where ponies we trust can come and pound their family members whatever the age whenever we say they can." Rainbow Dash raised an eyebrow. "You've been thinking about this a lot, haven't you?" "Like you ain't! You were probably thinking of ways to help our cause when you were slobbering all over your dad's dick last night when he came for his monthly booty call with you!" Applejack shot back. Pinkie Pie giggled, clapping her hooves together. "She got you good, Dashie! Probably better than your dad did too!" "Yeah, well, at least I have a dad to fuck and one day marry and bare his foals," Rainbow clapped back. "Applejack's dad is dead!" Everypony else gasped. Applejack seethed. "Yeah, well, at least I wasn't an only child and had Big Mac sexing me up whenever I wanted! You didn't know you wanted to be wed to your kin till you were 22, late bloomer!" Applejack clapped back. "Hey! My road to sexual discovery and satisfaction wasn't as easy as yours!" Rainbow yelled. "It took me a lot to admit I even wanted to be married in the first place, let alone to my dad, who is ALIVE, big, hunky, and has a wiener the size of a tree trunk between his le--" "Well, I'm glad you're getting some now," Applejack said, rolling her eyes. "But you know what I mean. I could've been with my big brother and have a whole family of foals running around by now, law or no law." Rainbow made to speak again, but before she could Twilight suddenly shouted, "Girls, quiet! Fighting is getting us nowhere!" "Indeed," said Rarity. "Infighting and making each other feel small and alone and afraid is EXACTLY why those still holding onto such prosaic taboos haven't faced serious pushback until now." "Honestly, I'd argue it was because of serious fears of deformations as a result of inbreeding, but since everyone's an alicorn now and has basically perfect genetics, that's no longer really an issue, scientifically speaking," Twilight said. Rarity rolled her eyes, "Yes, yes. We're all grateful for you eliminating that argument by turning all of eqestria's pony's into virtual gods and goddesses so that even the most squeamish really have no logical basis for hating our kinks and fetishes. Now can you kindly get on with it. Sheesh. You try and help someponies." Twilight grumbled and looked at Applejack, "While hosting secret incest parties at the palace in Ponyville does seem logical, the problem is that it's on the shortlist of places people will suspect if they catch wind of it. It's also near the middle of town, meaning we'd have the exact opposite problem of hosting the parties at Sweet Apple Acres: too many ponies around to keep it a secret. We need a happy medium. Someplace where there aren't too few, nor too many ponies, and that no investigator would look at and associate it with ANY of us." "So you're saying we need a fall pony, then," Rarity said. "Someone secretly incestuous with a place big enough but not too far or too close from town as to arouse suspicion." "Exactly," said Twilight. Pinkie Pie's eyes lit up. "Oh! Oh! I have an idea! I have an idea!" She raised her hand like an excited schoolfilly who knew the answer to a question no one else in the class did, not even the teacher. "Yes, Pinkie Pie?" Twilight said, trying to hide her exasperation. "Filthy Rich and Diamond Tiara! They're secretly incestuous, live in a big mansion that's a little secluded but not too secluded, and I even have a video tape of them making love from that one time I broke into their house so we can totally blackmail them if they try and screw us later!" Pinkie said, a litle too giddily for the subject matter. The others gasped. "You violated their right to privacy!?" Twilight yelled. "Well, I caught them pinching each other's butts a little too lovingly to be just an inside joke one time they went to sugarcube corner for some peach cupcakes! Then I remembered our last super secret meeting on how to get society to bend to our kinky will and followed them back to their house. At the first gate, when they thought nopony was kissing, they totally made out like seals fighting over a grape! It was the hottest thing so I--" "Violated their right to privacy!? Twilight repeated. Pinkie Pie blew a raspberry and brushed it aside. "Oh pee-shaw? Did you think getting ponies to accept incest, polygamy, and pedophilia WOULDN'T involve illegal surveillance on people? It's not like I stole any of their property or nothing!" "No, but you still done did VIOLATE their property rights," Applejack said, putting out a double-barreled shotgun out of her tail. "I know you and me aren't earth ponies no more, but as a former eathpony, you of all ponies should know how we former earth ponies still feel about that. No warning shots." "Uh..." Pinkie Pie whimpered, shrinking down in her chair. "Sorry..." Rolling her eyes, Rainbow said, "Applejack, put the gun down. Besides, buckshot wouldn't work anyways. I know, I've tried before. Pinkie will just use her alicorn magic to conjure a magic barrier to deflect it and the pellets are just gonna make a mess of the wall." Grumbling, Applejack put her shotgun down, but noticeably did not put it back in her tail. Twilight sighed. "As much as I hate to admit it, Pinkie's right. At this stage, we have to be flexible. We can worry about moral minutia later when we can afford to. After we get the toehold and foothold we need." Turning to Pinkie Pie, she asked, "You wouldn't happen to have brought this evidence with you, perchance?" "Yup!" Pinkie said, pulling out a portable DVD player from her saddlebag. "Even burned a couple DVDs as insurance!" "Alright then. Let's see the recording then," Twilight said, grabbing the player with her magic and turning it on as she placed it in the center of the table for her and her friends to see. "Fair warning tho, if you're not touching yourself watching this video, you probably don't have a pulse," Pinkie said, putting her hands into her panties beneath her dress. "We'll be the judge of that, thank you Pinkie," Rarity said. The video started with Pinkie, presumably using a go-pro mounted on her head, following Filthy Rich and Diamond Tiara as the father and daughter made their way back to their mansion. "Okay, not seeing the hotness here, Pinkie," Rainbow Dash said. "Just give it another minute. We're getting to that part at the gate of their mansion I told you about!" Just as she finished saying that, the camera quickly sidestepped into a bush as Filthy Rich and Diamond Tiara turned around. "See anything daddy?" Diamond asked. "No. Nothing." He turned towards his daughter. "I guess it was nothing. Just me being paranoid is all honey." Pinkie Pie laughed. "Ha! If only they knew! They'd probably ROFL," Pinkie said, laughing. "Probably not since we're probably gonna have to coerce them into our plans," Applejack said. Suddenly, Diamond Tiara pulled her father in close, resting her cute ten year old cheek very close to his crotch. "You old worry wort you," she said in the vide. Filthy Rich brightened at her display of affection and said, "Hey, this old worry wort is at least half the reason we're still together." "I know," said Diamond, looking up at him. "I'm just playing." Then, all five ponies aside from Pinkie watching the video gasped as Filthy Rich leaned down and kissed Diamond Tiara full on the lips, the father and daughter making out exactly like Pinkie had said they had. "See! I told you!" Pinkie said, her eyes glinting with victory. "No wonder they've been acting so squirrely around town lately," Rainbow Dash said. "Well, I mean, besides the obvious fact they still don't really like ponies who aren't as rich as them." Eventually, the two stopped kissing and made their way past the gate and into the mansion. "Oh! Oh! This is the part where I had to break in! You can hear me struggling to cast a teleportation spell, but since I'm still not the best with magic yet, I just decided to fly up to a window and use telekinesis to unlatch it. Thankfully, it was the master bedroom and I scrambled into a wardrobe right as Filthy and Diamond entered the room!" The video showed exactly that through a slit in the wardrobe, the secret father and daughter couple locking the door behind them and entering the bed. Taking off their footwear, loafers for Filthy and fashionable sandals for Diamond, they tossed their boxes of cupcakes onto the bed and then hopped onto it themselves. The father and daughter giggled like school fillies as they stretched themselves up on the plush comfort of the silk sheets. "Dang. I wish I had a bed like that," Applejack said. "Applejack, you DO have a bed like that," Rainbow said. "You know what I mean, Dashie! I meant at my house at Sweet Apple Acres, not the palace in Ponyville!" Applejack said. "Shhh! Girls!" Pinkie Pie said, rubbing her pussy lips in her panties more forcefully. "It's starting!" Her five friends looked back at the portable DVD player's screen to find that, indeed, it was. Filthy Rich and Diamond Tiara were really getting into it with the kissing, moaning into each other's mouths as their tongues danced around in their mouths. "Oh, Daddy..." Diamond gasped as Filthy's hands found their way under her dress, cupping her perky ten year old breasts. He squeezed them gently, causing her to arch her back and moan even louder, leaving her neck open for a passionate love bite by her father. Filthy took full advantage of the invitation, his teeth closing around her neck just hard enough to leave a mark before he drew blood. He growled low in his throat, a sound that seemed to make Diamond even wetter between the legs if the exposed view of her sodden panties was anything to go by. "Oh daddy, I've been waiting for this all day in school!" Diamond moaned. "Me too, baby," Filthy said, running his lecherous tongue all across his underaged (by current law) daughter's throat. "I'm so glad mommy went to that business trip in Saddle Arabia!" "Oh yeah... that's it," Pinkie Pie said in both the go-pro video and presently in the company of her friends. "When mommy's away, daddy and daughter will play..." Feeling hot and bothered by what was being presented to them and how Pinkie was presently rubbing herself like there was no tommorow, her friends all looked to each other, shrugged, and said, "What the hell?" at the same time. Twilight, Fluttershy, Rarity, Applejack, and Rainbow all then leaned back in their seat and began rubbing at their whorish cunts in their own ways just like Pinkie Pie as they watched the video. "Oh, Filthy," Twilight moaned. "Show your little girl a good time, please..." Rarity gasped as Filthy pulled away to pull Diamond's dress up and over her head, revealing her training bra. He then reached up and undid the garment, letting her perfect little breasts fall free. "Oh, my," she breathed, jilling herself gently. "That is just... inappropriate..." "I know," Fluttershy agreed, jilling herself at the same pace. "Unnnfff! It's so hot!" Applejack said, jilling herself at a much faster pace. "Heh. Bet you really wished your daddy was alive now, huh?" Rainbow said, jilling herself at a moderate pace. "Yes! Yes, it's true!" Applejack admitted. "Unnnfff! I just hope Big Mac treat the fillies Applebloom and Grannie and me are gonna give him like this when we can legally be together! Unnnfff!" Her friends all giggled at the thought. They were absolutely moaning, tho, when Filthy squeezed both of Diamond's little itty bitty titties together and motorboated those little puppies like there was no tomorrow. "Ohhh, yesss..." Twilight gasped, her hand flying down to her throbbing wet pussy. "I wish I was Diamond right now..." "And I wish I was Diamond right now and that that was my daddy right now," Pinkie said, removing a hand from her panties to tweak one of her nipples through her dress. All her friends agreed. As the video continued, they all watched in fascination as Diamond planted little kisses and licks on her father's head as he rubbed his face so fast back and forth across her breasts. "Oh, Diamond, " Twilight said, eyes glazing in lust. "You really do just love your daddy so much, don't you? Your bad, bad daddy..." Rarity gasped, unable to take her eyes off the screen. "Filthy," she breathed, "you're so... so..." "Dirty?" Pinkie supplied with a sly grin. "Filthy?" As if sensing the attention, Filthy looked up at his daughter, and for a brief moment, their eyes met. The expression in his eyes was unmistakable: love, desire, and a hint of sadness. Diamond smiled back at him, a mix of innocence and sensuality, before leaning down to capture his nose her lips. She placed a cute little kiss on it. Everybody watching groaned and moaned at that. Some more than others. "Ohhhhh! That's so good! So cute! So adorable" Fluttershy yelled, surprising the other with how loud it was. "Ahhhh! I'm cumming so fucking much!" Indeed she was. Despite her panties doing their best, the force of her cumming was so intense that it tore the fabric apart, and her hips, gyrating left and right, sprinkled out her feminine jisms like a sprinkler everywhere. A very powerful sprinkler. Her friends got splashed, the walls were soaked, and even most of the table, including the DVD player. "Ahhhh! Ahhhh!" Applejack was not far behind, screaming and shaking as she orgasmed. Her cute, tight, farm pony strong body arched off her seat and her hands flew to her chest, holding her perfect, bouncing breasts. "Daddy!" she cried, her voice cracking. "I love you! I want you! I wish you were here so much!" Her juices broke through her panties and sprayed everywhere, just like Fluttershy's. "Oh, girls," Pinkie said, tears streaming down her face. "She really does love her daddy, doesn't she? It's just so sweet and sexy and sad at the same time." "What's sad is that Fluttershy and Applejack couldn't pace themselves!" Rainbow said, stopping her ow jilling session to point fingers at the two. "Seriously! You two outta clean up all your girly cum off the screen and rewind the footage, because I can't see anything anymore and I don't wanna miss it!" Fluttershy and Applejack however were too busy basking in the afterglow of their furious orgasm. "Here," Twilight said, using her magic to get a towel out of her saddlebag and wipe the screen clean before using her magic back to Diamond's kiss to her father's nose. "That should do it." "Yeah," Rainbow said as she relaxed and jilled herself again. "It does. Thanks Twi. Really makes me wish I took practicing my new freaky magic way more seriously." "It's not freaky, Dashie!" Twilight yelled, frustrated. Twilight did not remain frustrated for long, however. Because after the kiss, Filthy grabbed his daughter by the horn on her head and dragged her to the edge of the bed. With his magic, he then undid the fly of his pants, fished his cock out of the underwear and out of the fly in his pants, and slapped his big, meaty dick all over his pretty daughter's filly foal face. Diamond Tiara, utterly entrance by the pony prick, followed it around, sniffing it, and shuddering from the effect's her father's stalliony musk had on her little grade schooler body. "That's it, baby," he moaned, feeling his control slipping. "Just take it all in." His hands gripped her hair tightly, but not so much that it hurt, locking it on place as he continued to rain down slaps with his prick on her face. "You're such a good little pony." Diamond giggled, the sound muffled by the flesh of her father's cock. "Thank you, Daddy." Her tongue darted out, tasting the salty flesh, and she began to lick and suck on it like a hungry calf. Her hands reached up, gripping his waist, feeling the strength and power that emanated from him. "Ohhh! Ohhhh!" Filthy moaned uncontrollably, like his daughter blowing him was the best possible thing. Which it certainly was. "Oh yes! Oh yes! Oh thank you, Princess Twilight! Thank you for turning everypony in equestria into alicorns! Oh, I can truly feel so much more ever since I transformed! Oh this is... this is... it makes me wish we could have done this sooner!" Giggling, Twilight said, "You're welcome, my loyal subject." It was an unknown thing at the time, but after Twilight and the other princesses had casted the spell turning all the ponies in the kingdom into alicorns like them, it was discovered that as a consequence of alicorn physiology that all the males, stallions and colts alike, had increased nerve clusters and associated neural pathways and subsequently increased sensation. In short, any male alicorn could effectively feel everything that mares and fillies could on a daily basis. They were still males and still made more testosterone than females and still had the associated male tendencies, but at the same time, they could experience things, like, say, pleasure, at the same rate that females did. So basically, if Filthy would have gotten head back when he was an earthpony from his daughter, it would have felt exquisite. But now, getting some sloppy from Diamond? It must have felt like HEAVEN, or the closest thing on earth to it. "Oh, Daddy! I love how big and strong you are!" she cooed between sucks and slurps, as her father, gripping her head tightly, began to thrust his hips forward, fucking her little face with his big dick. "And you're so stalliony!" Filthy groaned, his cock twitching as he felt his orgasm building. He could feel it coming, building up inside of him, like a river about to break its banks. "Oh, sweetheart, you have no idea how good that feels," he managed to gasp out between moans. "You're the best little pony ever!" "Actually, I do, silly daddy," Diamond said as she continued to service his immortal pole. "We have the same nervous system now, you know. Mares and Stallions feel emotional and physical sensations in the same basic way now ever since we all became immortal! I learned all about it at school!" "Ohhhhh! Did you learn to give such good head at school too? There some lucky as fuck, fuck boy fooling around with my filly I should know about?" Filthy joked. Diamond giggled, "Well, we do learn about anatomy and stuff, but no. I've only ever been with you, daddy." Her eyes widened as big as they could as she continually took her dad's cock in her mouth and looked up at them. "I've only ever had eyes for you, daddy dearest." Again, certain of Pinkie's friends could not contain their rising orgasms jilling to the video at this. "Oh shit!" Rarity shouted, her eyes rolling back into her head as her orgasm built. "Oh shit! Oh shit! I can't take it anymore! It's too scandalous! Too scandalous I'm cumming! I'm cumming! The scandal is too much! It's too much!" "Ah!" Rainbow Dash shouted, sticking in six whole fingers into her cunt as fast and forcefully as she could. "Right behind you, Rarity!" Their bodies tensed and quivered as they each let out a moan that could be heard all across Equestria if the walls around them weren't made of sound proof stone. At the last minute, being mindful of other and what happened earlier, they stood up and pointed their pussies downwards. Their juices flowed freely down their legs, pooling on their seat and soaking what was left of their panties, the bottom of their dresses, and their shoes, but at least nopony else got wet from their pussies gushing their release so hard. Pinkie Pie laughed. "See? And you girls doubted your best friend Pinkie." "We're sorry, Pinkie," everypony else said, lost in varying stages of bliss. Back on the portable DVD screen, Filthy was now thrusting his hips wildly, slamming his cock into Diamond's eager little mouth as she bobbed her head up and down on his shaft. His thick member was buried to the hilt inside her, her tongue swirling around the base as she tried to pleasure every inch of him. Her small hands gripped his thighs tightly, urging him to go harder, faster. "Oh, fuck, yeah, Diamond! Suck it, baby! Suck it! Blow me good!" he grunted, his muscles tense and straining as he felt his climax building. "You're so fucking good at this! I'm gonna cum any second, sweetheart!" Suddenly, one of the boxes of cupcakes flew into view in Diamond's magic. Hovering right next to her face, Diamond forced herself off her daddy's dick and said, "On my cupcakes! Splatter my peach with your sperm, daddy! Make them salty and sweet!" "Oh fuck me!" Twilight bellowed to the heavens, finally getting the release she craved at that depraved comment made by Diamond. "Me too!" Pinkie Pie cried out, ascending to the same crest of pleasure. As the two mares sprayed out of them and burst their panties like the others, they both took a page out of Rarity and Rainbow and pointed their own pussies down towards the seat to prevent anyone else from taking any unnecessary splash damage as it were. They struggled to keep their eyes open, but neither Twilight or Pinkie dared to look away from what happened next on the portable DVD screen. Using her magic, Diamond opened the box of cupcakes floating next to her just as Filthy shouted, "Oh, you dirty little girl! You kinky bitch!" Then, grabbing his cock in both hands, he jacked himself off onto the peach cupcakes, covering all baker's dozen of them in his thick, potent, virile seed. "Oh, daddy!" Diamond squealed with delight, licking her lips as she took a bite out of one of the cupcakes, making sure to get a nice, sticky, salty sweet treat. "So delicious!" she groaned. "Diamond!" Filthy yelled, a mix of exasperation and pride in his voice. "You are fucking insane!" "Maybe," Diamond giggled, nibbling on another cupcake. "But aren't you glad you met me, daddy?" "Yes, baby, you know I am," Filthy said, his cock still twitching as he watched her. "You're the best filly I've ever known." "And you're the best stallion," Diamond replied with a sultry smile. "Now, what do you say you lay me over your head and lick my pussy so I can coat your box of cupcakes in my girly cum?" "I'd like that very much," Filthy said, grinning as he grabbed his daughter by the waist, lifted her off the bed, laid himself down on the bed, and laid her pussy down on his lips and ate her out like he was a fatboy at a golden corral while she kept eating her stallion cum glazed peach cupcakes. Twilight and her friends watched on for a little bit, transfixed by the whole spectacle, before Pinkie Pie finally broke the silence. "You girls good now on convincing them to help our cause? Or do you want to continue? Filthy keeps going on licking her pussy for a good twenty minutes before she cums on his food and then he eats it while fucking her brains out for a good two hours? I mean, I'm totally game if that's what you want, but right now, I just want to get home to my husband and my son and then call my daddy over so they can triple team me till my pussy literally hurts from all the intense, incestuous sex!" "Pinkie," Rainbow began, still catching her breath, "you are such a slut!" "Damn right!" Pinkie chirped. "But only for Cheese Sandwich, Lil Cheese, and my daddy!" "Wait a minute now," Applejack said, finally coming down from her orgasmic high. "Don't you have a brother?" Pinkie shrugged. "Eh. I don't he's cannon in original Gen 4 continuity. Take it up with the writer's not introducing him during the show's time on the air." There was a moment of awkward silence, as all of Pinkie's friends really didn't know how to respond to that. "Well," Twilight began, "I think you've more than made your point, Pinkie. Great, and I mean GREAT as this material is, I'm in the same camp as you and am probably going to spend the next few days blindfolded and tied to a bed somewhere while my father and my brother have their way with me when this meeting is done." "Oh, same," said Fluttershy. "Oh, I wish I had a brother like Shining now!" Rainbow said, frumpy. "I'd even take a little brother like Zephyr-sexual-harassment-lawsuit-waiting-to-happen-Breeze!" "Ditto," said Rarity. "Not me," Applejack shook her head. "I done got an older brother best fuckbuddy and future husband forever like Twi. I'm just missing my daddy!" "Yeah, we heard you the first couple billion times already, Applejack," Rainbow Dash complained. "Well, it's honest," Applejack grumbled. She sighed. "A lot more honest than how we gotta rope in Filthy Rich and Diamond Tiara into our little sexual libertine scheme." Rarity snorted. "Scandalous is more like it." She looked back at the portable DVD player screen, cooing at the lovely sight of Filthy licking his daughter's roast beef so vigorously. "Mmmm... I've never seen the attraction, the raw animal magnetism of those two." "Doesn't your dad secretly lust after Sweetie Belle and want to marry her and put his babies on her too?" Rainbow Dash asked. "Yes, but that's besides the point, Dashie. My father hasn't and will never touch Sweetie until the law says he can. It's one thing to hear about fantasies and fantasize about them yourself, it's another to see them in action is all I'm saying." Rarity bit her lip and purred. "Filthy and Diamond... they're just so... so..." "Incestuous?" Applejack supplied helpfully. "Exactly!" Rarity exclaimed, then blushed. "I mean, it sounds a bit redundant I know, but there's this... intensity there. Like the way he looks at her, like she's the most precious thing in the world. And the way she looks back at him..." She sighed. "It's what I've dreamed of having with my father even since I myself was a filly. It's the kind of beauty that makes me wish I'd seduced him before entering my 20's." "Then we're agreed!" Twilight said, clapping her hands. "All in favor of ending this meeting so we can show all the important, blood-related and other men in our lives how we appreciate them and then meeting again next week to formulate the plan to convince Filthy Rich and Diamond Tiara here to take up arms for incest, polygamy, and pedophilia like the rest of us?" Everyone present raised a hand in the air and said, "I!" Twilight clapped her hands again. "Very well. Meeting adjourned." Slyly, she also asked, "Now who wants to stick around and clean up all this mess up. Raise your hand and say 'I'?" All of Twilight's friends opened their mouths to speak, but before they said anything, they grabbed their bags, Pinkie grabbed her bag and DVD player, and they all teleported away elsewhere. Left alone to clean up all of the girly cum stains by herself, Twilight grumbled and said, "I guess their magic only works when they want it to work. Lazy... self serving... why I oughtta..."