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She stopped alongside other people and pulled out her phone. Just as she did this, she felt a chill and a text arrived. Kinda creepy:\n\n[center]Ilsa: AND NOW IT’S DARK[/center]\n\n Very creepy. Ilsa always used all caps in her texts. It wasn’t that she was yelling; it was just something the little lamb girl always did. Miranda felt the people around her lunge forward and walk, so she closed her phone and continued across the street, surrounded by people. As she approached the last few lanes, someone shorter than her entered her peripheral vision, black and white, spits of red. She turned to see Ilsa walking, staring at her, the white stick indicating a cherry sucker hanging out of her mouth. Slightly unnerved, but not wanting to appear rude, Miranda smiled and waved. They landed on the sidewalk and Miranda turned to her.\n “Ilsa! Hi!” Miranda said, smiling. Ilsa looked at her with a blank stare. She’d always had this stare, though since she turned 10, she’d been more relaxed and a bit more natural.\n “Hello, Miranda.” The stoic girl said, taking the sucker out and de-salivating it. “Becky and Izzy have secrets.” She said, eyes shifting away. Miranda blushed; did they tell Ilsa about their relationship as well?\n “What do you mean?” Miranda said, smirking. Ilsa leaned in.\n “They are gay together.” Ilsa said, sucker going back into her mouth. Miranda froze; they did tell her... right? \n “Oh, th-that’s nice.” Miranda said, feeling underwhelmed by even her fake reaction. Ilsa sometimes knew things going on without people actually telling her. Why would they tell Ilsa anyway? It was probably just Ilsa’s usual thing. Miranda watched the cars and people walk by, wondering if Ilsa would say anything else. \n For all the years they knew Ilsa, she'd never been one to have conversations with, though she seemed to always want to cling to the group. No one really disliked her; she was a good friend when it came to birthdays and parties, never forgetting some things and occasionally saying profound, sweet things.\n Right then, though, Miranda and Ilsa walked in silence. It wouldn't be so awkward if she could just have a conversation with the girl, but that usually led down a weird road. Miranda wondered if Ilsa knew things by some psychic force. That had been the theory in their circle of friends, that Ilsa was psychic, sometimes predicting things and knowing things she's never told. However, most of the time she just stayed silent, observing everything. When she was talking, the sucker stem never moved. What was with this girl? Ilsa blinked a few times, which was new to the group. She looked at Miranda, who smiled weird and looked away, worrying. 'Was she reading my mind?'\n Miranda hadn't thought about it before; did Ilsa know about her massive crush on Jules? Could she know? Miranda swallowed and turned to the lamb.\n \"So, uh, ever been to JuiceBerry? Their smoothies are great!\" Miranda said, followed by dead silence from her companion. Ilsa looked back a few blocks and looked at Miranda.\n \"Yes. They're alright.\" She said, looking forward again. Shoot, even more awkward. It was if Ilsa didn't continue the conversation, you had to yourself. But Miranda didn't feel like pushing it even further. Soon, they'd all be at Becky's house at a party, and she'd see Jules and, even if Dennis was there, Miranda wanted to at least stand near her, admire her. Miranda blushed, sure she was visible. Imaging herself with Jules, they could be like Becky and Izzy, all in love, ugh... Miranda’s heart fluttered.\n Jules and her. Her and Jules. Miranda and Jules. Julesanda. Mirules. She didn't know the couple name that would fit, but she knew where her heart fit. Right in Jules' paw. She imagined inviting Jules to her house sometime, sneaking to her room, kissing and touching, wrapped around each other, ohh...\n Oh, but what if John saw us? What if he suspected us? Thoughts of panic and hints of despair ran through the little monkey girl's mind. She admitted to herself, yes, she was gay for Jules. Memories of all those \"dyke\" comments John always threw at her seemed to make her laugh now. 'Yes,' she thought, 'I guess I am kinda.'\n What about the rest if her family? Many people in her family, like her parents, grandparents, aunts, uncles were anti-gay. For sure, if she let them know she was gay, or had gay thoughts, they'd probably throw her out. These thoughts made her angry and scared, walking a little faster.\n Ilsa noticed and watched Miranda, both of them smiling looking at each other. Miranda slowed down. She really liked Jules, a lot in fact. She wondered if her feelings for the kangaroo was enough to get in trouble with her entire family. She imagined Jules' paw in hers, Jules' paw holding hers. Those eyes. That smile. Was she worth it?\n Crossing another street, Miranda shook the thoughts from her head. We're not together, she thought, we're just friends. Miranda wished she was really, really close friends with the crazy girl she'd been crushing on for a while. Something about Jules' carefree attitude and how nothing ever seemed to get her down attracted Miranda. She had nothing Jules seemed to. Her father loved her and was heavily devoted to his only child. Even without a mother, Jules seemed to come out okay. She was happy at least.\n They approached the end of the street, which tee'd off at Tavin Elementary, their old school. Just a turn right and... The two saw Audrey walking in the same direction they were heading.\n \"Hey, Audrey!\" Miranda said, waving. The pony girl actually waved back, though she wasn't smiling. \"Get invited, too?\" Audrey shot her an annoyed look.\n \"Yeah, she sent me a text. I don't like Jules! I don't even know why I'm going...\" Audrey trailed off as they continued down toward the turn off for Becky's street. Audrey was wearing a purple and green outfit she obviously just cobbled together for a party she didn't want to go to, but Miranda could tell she still had to have taken some effort in her appearance, as Audrey always did.\n \"So, uh, where's Dennis?\" Miranda asked. Audrey’s ears twitched.\n \"I don't know. Probably running around with that stupid sockhopper.\" Audrey said, readjusting the paws in her pockets. 'Sockhopper' was a word Audrey used for 'kangaroo' when she was angry at Jules. Miranda felt it was a speciesist word.\n \"Bwinkle.\" Ilsa said, almost startling the other two, who looked at her. She had the sucker out of her mouth, staring at it.\n \"What?\" Audrey asked. Her and Miranda nearly shared a look. \"What're you doin' with the sucker? It's weird.\"\n \"It's real cherry. Good for gout.\" Ilsa said, eyes not leaving the stemmed red candy.\n \"Oh, do you have gout?\" Audrey asked. Ilsa’s eyes locked on the pony girl.\n \"No.\" The lamb girl said. \n Silence. Walking.\n \"Oh...\" Audrey said, shrugging, \"well, still, I don't even know why I'm goin' to this stupid party...\" Miranda adjusted her glasses; the next right came up and they turned.\n \"What about your friends? I mean, Becky and Izzy will be there. Wouldn't it be worth seeing them and hanging out?\" Miranda said softly. Audrey shrugged again.\n \"Yeah, I guess so.\" She said as they could already see Becky's yard in the distance. \"That would be okay.\"", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "
~Note: this runs parallel to Testostrogen, taking place in the same universe~

Julie Emma Krooby and Miranda Leane Tucker

in

Joomer, Volume 1

Chapter 10

Real Cherry

by the kzx



        "Just so you know, Miranda," John said, standing at the front door behind her. Miranda stopped and turned around, an expression of anticipating an insult, "walking isn't gonna get that fat off you, y'know. It would take a miracle." He chuckled. Miranda felt shaky a little. She wanted to hit John square in the face. That tall, arrogant toothy meanie.
        "Oh, shut up, John." She said, turning and heading out, zipping up her hoodie.
        "Actually, it'd take a lotta miracles! Hahaha!" John shouted, fading into the distance. Miranda wiped a tear away. He shouldn't bother her with his dumb words. That's all they were, words. John never hit her or anything; he just threw insults every time she saw him. Mama was fat, too. Much fatter than Miranda. Did he ever say stuff like that to her?
        Miranda looked up the street that was part of their address: Lafferty St. It ran across the front of the house and pretty much dead ended just another block north. She opted to head straight for the mall, down two blocks. This path she walked up and down 3 times the previous day. What a day it was, too. She came up to the busy road and passed JuiceBerry. It was busy, as she’d imagine it would be. Their smoothies were great! Seeing the logo flooded Miranda with warm memories. Smiling, she turned the corner. At least she had good memories from yesterday, she figured.
        The wind wasn't as blustery as it was then, nor was it as cold. Yesterday must have been the coldest day that week. Still, Miranda kept warm and bundled in her hoodie, though not wearing the hood. The wind played with strands of her hair, sometimes landing it behind her glasses and into her eyelashes. She'd move this out, glad her eye didn't get poked. The sky was clear, not a cloud to be seen. That explained the extra sun, she felt, maybe why it wasn't so cold or windy. Yesterday, the sky was overcast, now it was blue.
        Miranda walked up the road that would lead straight to Tavin Elementary, their old school. She started going there in 1st grade, after they all moved out of the old house to the other side of the interstate, into Tavindale, where they lived now. That was right after summer camp, she thought. She had a new school to get used to, but it was where all her summer camp friends went, so it turned her life around. So, at Tavin, she enjoyed 4 full school years with new friends. She still had her butthead brother and her Mama, who seemed to just become bitter in the years since, always yelling at her and telling her to do things. They didn’t ever just spend time together anymore.
        Walking up to the intersection, Miranda saw the orange sign telling her not to cross yet. She stopped alongside other people and pulled out her phone. Just as she did this, she felt a chill and a text arrived. Kinda creepy:

Ilsa: AND NOW IT’S DARK


        Very creepy. Ilsa always used all caps in her texts. It wasn’t that she was yelling; it was just something the little lamb girl always did. Miranda felt the people around her lunge forward and walk, so she closed her phone and continued across the street, surrounded by people. As she approached the last few lanes, someone shorter than her entered her peripheral vision, black and white, spits of red. She turned to see Ilsa walking, staring at her, the white stick indicating a cherry sucker hanging out of her mouth. Slightly unnerved, but not wanting to appear rude, Miranda smiled and waved. They landed on the sidewalk and Miranda turned to her.
        “Ilsa! Hi!” Miranda said, smiling. Ilsa looked at her with a blank stare. She’d always had this stare, though since she turned 10, she’d been more relaxed and a bit more natural.
        “Hello, Miranda.” The stoic girl said, taking the sucker out and de-salivating it. “Becky and Izzy have secrets.” She said, eyes shifting away. Miranda blushed; did they tell Ilsa about their relationship as well?
        “What do you mean?” Miranda said, smirking. Ilsa leaned in.
        “They are gay together.” Ilsa said, sucker going back into her mouth. Miranda froze; they did tell her... right?
        “Oh, th-that’s nice.” Miranda said, feeling underwhelmed by even her fake reaction. Ilsa sometimes knew things going on without people actually telling her. Why would they tell Ilsa anyway? It was probably just Ilsa’s usual thing. Miranda watched the cars and people walk by, wondering if Ilsa would say anything else.
        For all the years they knew Ilsa, she'd never been one to have conversations with, though she seemed to always want to cling to the group. No one really disliked her; she was a good friend when it came to birthdays and parties, never forgetting some things and occasionally saying profound, sweet things.
        Right then, though, Miranda and Ilsa walked in silence. It wouldn't be so awkward if she could just have a conversation with the girl, but that usually led down a weird road. Miranda wondered if Ilsa knew things by some psychic force. That had been the theory in their circle of friends, that Ilsa was psychic, sometimes predicting things and knowing things she's never told. However, most of the time she just stayed silent, observing everything. When she was talking, the sucker stem never moved. What was with this girl? Ilsa blinked a few times, which was new to the group. She looked at Miranda, who smiled weird and looked away, worrying. 'Was she reading my mind?'
        Miranda hadn't thought about it before; did Ilsa know about her massive crush on Jules? Could she know? Miranda swallowed and turned to the lamb.
        "So, uh, ever been to JuiceBerry? Their smoothies are great!" Miranda said, followed by dead silence from her companion. Ilsa looked back a few blocks and looked at Miranda.
        "Yes. They're alright." She said, looking forward again. Shoot, even more awkward. It was if Ilsa didn't continue the conversation, you had to yourself. But Miranda didn't feel like pushing it even further. Soon, they'd all be at Becky's house at a party,  and she'd see Jules and, even if Dennis was there, Miranda wanted to at least stand near her, admire her. Miranda blushed, sure she was visible. Imaging herself with Jules,  they could be like Becky and Izzy, all in love, ugh... Miranda’s heart fluttered.
        Jules and her. Her and Jules. Miranda and Jules. Julesanda. Mirules. She didn't know the couple name that would fit, but she knew where her heart fit. Right in Jules' paw. She imagined inviting Jules to her house sometime, sneaking to her room, kissing and touching, wrapped around each other,  ohh...
        Oh, but what if John saw us? What if he suspected us? Thoughts of panic and hints of despair ran through the little monkey girl's mind. She admitted to herself, yes, she was gay for Jules. Memories of all those "dyke" comments John always threw at her seemed to make her laugh now. 'Yes,' she thought, 'I guess I am kinda.'
        What about the rest if her family? Many people in her family, like her parents, grandparents, aunts, uncles were anti-gay. For sure, if she let them know she was gay, or had gay thoughts, they'd probably throw her out. These thoughts made her angry and scared, walking a little faster.
        Ilsa noticed and watched Miranda, both of them smiling looking at each other. Miranda slowed down. She really liked Jules, a lot in fact. She wondered if her feelings for the kangaroo was enough to get in trouble with her entire family. She imagined Jules' paw in hers, Jules' paw holding hers. Those eyes. That smile. Was she worth it?
        Crossing another street, Miranda shook the thoughts from her head. We're not together, she thought, we're just friends. Miranda wished she was really, really close friends with the crazy girl she'd been crushing on for a while. Something about Jules' carefree attitude and how nothing ever seemed to get her down attracted Miranda. She had nothing Jules seemed to. Her father loved her and was heavily devoted to his only child. Even without a mother, Jules seemed to come out okay. She was happy at least.
        They approached the end of the street, which tee'd off at Tavin Elementary, their old school. Just a turn right and... The two saw Audrey walking in the same direction they were heading.
        "Hey, Audrey!" Miranda said, waving. The pony girl actually waved back, though she wasn't smiling. "Get invited, too?" Audrey shot her an annoyed look.
        "Yeah, she sent me a text. I don't like Jules! I don't even know why I'm going..." Audrey trailed off as they continued down toward the turn off for Becky's street. Audrey was wearing a purple and green outfit she obviously just cobbled together for a party she didn't want to go to, but Miranda could tell she still had to have taken some effort in her appearance, as Audrey always did.
        "So, uh, where's Dennis?" Miranda asked. Audrey’s ears twitched.
        "I don't know. Probably running around with that stupid sockhopper." Audrey said, readjusting the paws in her pockets. 'Sockhopper' was a word Audrey used for 'kangaroo' when she was angry at Jules. Miranda felt it was a speciesist word.
         "Bwinkle." Ilsa said, almost startling the other two, who looked at her. She had the sucker out of her mouth, staring at it.
        "What?" Audrey asked. Her and Miranda nearly shared a look. "What're you doin' with the sucker? It's weird."
        "It's real cherry. Good for gout." Ilsa said, eyes not leaving the stemmed red candy.
        "Oh, do you have gout?" Audrey asked. Ilsa’s eyes locked on the pony girl.
        "No." The lamb girl said.
        Silence. Walking.
        "Oh..." Audrey said, shrugging, "well, still, I don't even know why I'm goin' to this stupid party..." Miranda adjusted her glasses; the next right came up and they turned.
        "What about your friends? I mean, Becky and Izzy will be there. Wouldn't it be worth seeing them and hanging out?" Miranda said softly. Audrey shrugged again.
        "Yeah, I guess so." She said as they could already see Becky's yard in the distance. "That would be okay."", "pools_count": 6, "title": "Joomer, Vol. 1 Ch. 10 - Real Cherry", "deleted": "f", "public": "t", "mimetype": "image/png", "pagecount": "1", "rating_id": "2", "rating_name": "Adult", "ratings": [ { "content_tag_id": "4", "name": "Sexual Themes", "description": "Erotic imagery, sexual activity or arousal", "rating_id": "2" } ], "submission_type_id": "12", "type_name": "Writing - Document", "guest_block": "t", "friends_only": "f", "comments_count": "6", "views": "470" }