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-Cub (preteen)

Hope you enjoy and all that!", "writing": "[center]Isabelle Lisa McIntosh and Julie Emma Krooby\n\nin\n\nGloryonymous\n\nChapter 1\n\nCar Bat Trees\n\nby the kzx[/center]\n\n \"Tay, that's not how you fish!\" Izzy said, scoffing at her brother's 'brilliant' plan of fishing using a cinder block attached to a rope. Jules laughed in agreement. Or maybe it was just general humor. The two 12 year old girls sat on an old red picnic table, still warm from the sun beating down on it hours earlier, before the shade of the nearby tree swung around and covered it.\n \"Actually, I'll be 12 next month!\" Jules said aloud, precipitating strange looks from Izzy. Tay was too busy waiting for his chance to speak, probably working up a great response.\n \"...what?\" The confused dingo said.\n \"You just had your 12th birthday, right?\" Jules asked, receiving unsure nods from her friend. \"Well, that means it's still June, right?\" What the heck was this kangaroo talking about?\n \"Yeah, it's like mid-June. So, what?\" Izzy said to the smiling redhead.\n \"So, it's not July yet.\" Jules said, smile growing. What the ffff?\n \"Jules, what-\"\n \"Huh?\"\n \"What... what're you talking about?\"\n \"Weren't... weren't you just...\" the kangaroo started, soon just shrugging it off and readjusted her seating on the table. \"Just forget it.\" Jules said, turning to Tay. Izzy shook off the conversation.\n \"But Cotter said it'll work! He said he did it last summer!\" Tay said, finally bursting forth his response. Oh, yeah, Cotter was part of this plan, too. The plans of two 12 year old boys could never end good. Oh, well, the two boys were both DEFINITELY 12. Izzy looked out over the top of her sunglasses, seeing Cotter already lugging a cinderblock over to another picnic table, huge smile on his face. \n The four kids were all at the Winterwood National Park campgrounds north of Sugna with the twins' parents. How it ended up like this? Well, maybe it was a long story, maybe it wasn't; Izzy couldn't remember at the moment. Something about Cotter's dad and the twins' dad buddying up over camping gear, and while Cotter's dad couldn't exactly make a trip, he sent his son to go with the McIntoshes.\n \"Cotter's an idiot, too, Tay.\" Izzy said, turning away in annoyance and resting her head on her wrist just above her pink jelly bracelets. Jules chuckled and cleared her throat, sitting up.\n \"Hey, now, Cotter's got some great know-how! Remember how he showed us how ta build that raft on the river?\" Jules said, taking another sip of cola. \"That was last summer, too!\" Tay straightened up, as if hearing Jules agree with him wasn't something he took kindly to. Jules put her drink down and jumped off the table, smiling as she walked over to Tay. \"Still... sounds like an asshole thing ta do ta the fish, huh?\" Izzy was still confused about something Jules clearly understood. She sat up and leaned her arms on her knees.\n \"Okay, I'll bite, what's the entire fishing plan again?\" Izzy said, illustrating with her paws. \"Like, how do the fish actually get caught?\" Jules looked at her friend and giggled.\n \"Nice pun, Iz.\" She said, reaching for her drink again. Izzy was sure her expression right then was funny.\n \"No, hah...\" Izzy chuckled, lowering her head between her paws. \"No, I wasn't trying to... ugh, whatever. Hey, Cotter!\" She shouted, looking past Tay toward the bait store on the other side of the outdoor eating area where Cotter was tying a rope to the cinderblock. The otter boy looked up and over at his friends. Izzy motioned for him to come over. Cotter motioned for them to come to him. Izzy put her paws on her hips, shooting the otter an annoyed look. Soon, a familiar laugh was heard and Cotter came over, big smile.\n “Hey, guys.” he said, looking around. Izzy flipped a stray hair from her face.\n “Cotter, what’s your plan for fishing with a rope and a cinder block?” she said. Cotter’s smile turned into a dead pan as he turned quickly to his project then back again.\n “Our plan for fishing?” He asked.\n “Yeah, it makes no sense.”\n “Whaaat? It makes PERFECT sense!” Cotter said, getting closer to Izzy, paws on HIS hips now.\n “Cotter, how’s a rope tied to a cinder block gonna catch ANYTHING, besides grass and twigs floating in the water?” Izzy asked. Jules was somewhere nearby smiling deviously, waiting for a fight. Cotter looked at Tay with a confused look. Tay shrugged back.\n “She’s a stupid girl, but she’s my sister.” Tay said. Izzy shrieked.\n “It makes no sense though! How’s it work?!” Izzy yelled. Jules nearly choked on her soda laughing. Cotter put his paws out to ‘illustrate.’\n “Well, dummy girl-”\n “I’m not a dummy!” Izzy yelled.\n “Hell yeah, ya are!” some random guy yelled distantly, followed by the laughter of his friends. Jules fell on the ground laughing. Tay soon followed. Izzy and Cotter watched the two roll around laughing.\n “Wow, there’re buttheads here, too!” Cotter said, smiling. He looked down at Tay. “Hey, Tay! There’re-”\n “HOW’S THE FISH TRAP WORK?!” Izzy yelled, standing up on the table now. This was getting stupid. Jules and Tay looked up and giggled.\n “Ya look like Becky!” Jules snickered. “All pissy and yelling and not understanding things!” Izzy took internal note; she probably did resemble Becky. This seemed to bring on a snicker of her own.\n “God, now I’m laughing at myself…” the dingo girl said, covering her smile. \n “Boy, girls sure are stupid.” Tay mused, receiving a pinch on the forehead by the kangaroo girl right next to him. “Aaaaaaoooooo!! Juuu-uuules!!” Jules giggled, standing back up and brushing herself off.\n “Okay, well, if you’re done with us-” Cotter started, shirt grabbed by Izzy and pulled back.\n “How the heck does the trap work?!” Izzy demanded. Cotter smiled and came back, loosening the girl’s grip.\n “What’s not to get?” he said. Izzy’s face twitched. What the heck, Cotter?!\n “Plenty! How’s a rope tied to a cinderblock catch fish?” Izzy was yelling again.\n “It don’t;” Cotter started, “The car battery kills ’em!” the otter finished with a smile.\n “Yeeeahh!” Tay yelled from the ground. Izzy gasped. What the fff?!\n “The CAR BATTERY?!” she yelled. “What car battery?!”\n “The one on the other end of the rope, a’course!” Cotter said, looking satisfied with himself. Izzy stared at him slackjawed.\n “What…. what the hell?!” Izzy spewed, causing laughter. The kids didn’t usually hear cussing come from Izzy. “That’s… that’s so… what the hell, boys?!” she cried, arms failing her in assisting her understanding of these boys and their intentions. The other kids laughed harder. Izzy wasn’t sure if she should be annoyed or laugh right along. But that fish plan! It was so horrible!\n “Well, see, the battery-”\n “Why would ya kill the fish like that?!”\n “Well, they’re gonna die anyway, so-”\n “So, you’re electrocuting them?!”\n “Hey, they’re gonna be fried anyway!” Cotter quipped.\n “Well… why the cinderblock?! A car battery should be heavy enough to… wait, what’s the rope for?!” It was as if every confused sound coming from the dingo girl was the funniest thing they kids had ever heard.\n “Well, when you think it’s done, you lift the whole thing up by the rope, get it?” Cotter said, attempting an actual explanation. Izzy just responded with a violent shrug, like ‘but WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!’\n “Oh, man, Iz, I wish I had gotten this whole thing on video…” Jules said, wiping her eyes.\n “Go then… go do your… fish… thing… your horrible fish thing…” Izzy said, sitting back down on the table and assuming a sulky/lazy pose. The boys walked off, talking about whatever. Izzy was so confused and annoyed to care. Jules climbed up and sat next to her friend, grabbing her soda.\n “You’re right; he’s gotten cuter.” Jules said lightly, taking a sip. Izzy went red and shrank down into her shoulders.\n “Wh-wha?! Who?” Izzy asked, quieter than Jules, who finished her soda.\n “Cotter of course.” she said, eyeing a trash can nearby.\n “Oh…” Izzy said, watching.\n “Who’d you think I meant? Tay?” the kangaroo said, tossing her can and making it in the trash. Izzy blushed.\n “Heh, well-”\n “Tay’s always been cute, don’t get me wrong…” Jules said, brushing her paws off aside her annoyed friend, who had more of her head sunk between her knees and shoulders now.\n “Well, uh… I don’t know about my brother… but heh, Cotter…” Izzy said shyly.\n “Yeah, Cotter’s a real looker. Strong, too. See how he lifted that cinderblock?” Jules smiled.\n “Cinderblocks don’t weigh that much, so…” Izzy shrugged.\n “I bet he could lift and throw, like, five or ten of those cinderblocks…” Jules said, looking up at the sky with hopeful eyes.\n “Well…” Izzy said, breaking the silence, “why don’tcha go over and kiss him.” Izzy felt a bit weird making a suggestion to Jules something she’d probably do herself. Jules blushed really hard and smiled legitimately, lowering her head and raising her knees, resting her head on them as they came to a soft stop. She looked at Izzy.\n “I… I already did…” she said. Izzy gasped.\n “Huh? When? When?” she asked excitedly. Jules covered her face. Wow, this kind of shyness Izzy wasn’t used to seeing from her kangaroo friend.\n “It was last summer…” Jules started, sinking her head between her shoulders, but stretching her foot out, like she tried to touch the ground from her elevated position, “…when we went over to his house all those times? Remember?” Izzy thought back; yeah, there was about 4-5 days when they all kept visiting Cotter’s place because it was ‘good river season,’ according to Cotter.\n “Yeah, I remember those days… it was fun…” Izzy said, watching Jules lightly draw in the dirt with her outstretched toe.\n “Yeah… it was…” she said, not looking away or ceasing her big smile. Silence reigned between the girls as they listened to birds, wind, gas generators and loud laughter at distant camps.\n “So… maybe we should get back to camp; I think Dad said he was doing lunch in a few hours and it’s been…” Izzy said, looking at the clock on the side of the bait shop, “Ooh… we should go.” The girls got up, brushed their butts off.\n “Should we get the boys?” Jules said. They looked around and saw both boys were gone, as were their ‘gear.’\n “Nah, they’re having FISH, apparently.” Izzy said. The girls laughed. “But I gotta pee first.”\n “Yeah, me, too. Let’s go.” Jules said as the girls set off to find the near restroom. Or loo. Whatever.\n Izzy had seen one a little bit up the ways from the baitshop, on the way to their campsite. It looked pretty clean and well maintained. Izzy smelled the fresh air mixed with smoke of many campfires and grills surrounding them. There weren’t too many people camping this week. Izzy wondered why that was as the girls strolled up to the bathroom. \n The girls went in and rounded the corner to find BAM! Rope tied across the way. Izzy bumped into it and noticed it was very familiar.\n “What the-” She started before being cut off by Tay jumping from around the corner, yelling.\n “RAAAHHH!!!” he screamed, claws up. Izzy yipped, but soon steamed.\n “Tay, what the… what the heck-” Izzy stammered.\n “What the fuck, Tay?” Jules said, stepping in. The girls smirked at each other then returned attention to Tay.\n “Gimme your car bat trees!” Tay said, goofily.\n “Tay, what? You’re trying to steal car batteries?” Jules said.\n “Don’t you guys know where to get one? How was this stupid plan of Cotter’s gonna work out?!” Izzy said, crossing her arms.\n “We steal car batteries! That’s how it works!” Cotter said, slowly coming out of a stall.\n “This is the women’s room, you morons!” Izzy yelled. Jules giggled.\n “Whatever, we can use the guy’s. C’mon.” Jules said, pulling Izzy away from the scene. The girls walked to the other side of the small building.\n “The men’s room? But… ugh… do we have to?” Izzy pleaded.\n “There’re morons in the women’s, remember? I don’t wanna go in there to pee; I might lose my head or something!” Jules said as they saw the men’s room entrance.\n “No, you’d just lose your car battery!” Izzy laughed, joined by Jules. \n As the girls came to the door, Izzy became a bit hesitant. She shot her arm across Jules’ body.\n “No, wait, hold on…” she said nervously.\n “What’s up? It’s just the guys’ loo, Iz.”\n “I know, I know, it’s just… oh my god, it’s so weird…”\n “Okay…” Jules said, looking around, “let’s just share a stall, so it’s less girls taking up boys’ stalls and we can watch out for each other.” Izzy smiled.\n “Okay. Thanks for understanding.” Izzy said behind an awkward smile. \n The girls peeped around the corner and listened hard; no one in the loo. Quickly, the girls shot into an open stall right at the end, near the wall, in the corner and piled in, shutting the door, giggling the whole time. Inside, they collided into each other over the crazy thing they were now doing. Even Jules, Izzy remarked, seemed embarrassed some to be in the men’s room.\n “so…” Jules said, reduced to whispering, “who goes first?”\n “i think you should cus this was your idea.” Izzy said, allowing her friend room. Jules nodded and positioned herself before the toilet.\n As Jules did her thing, Izzy tried hard to listen for anyone, but couldn’t hear anything approaching.\n “anyone comin’ ya think?” Jules asked. Izzy shook her head.\n “nah… those sounds we hear, though, i think are the two morons next door.” the dingo girl said.\n “so, i’m… heh, i’m not saying much, but… cotter’s dick-”\n “hoooold up right there…” Izzy said, paw up before her, “you’re gonna talk about cotter’s dick?!” Both girls went red and giggled silently.\n “well, not his specifically…”\n “i’m not listening to this!”\n “…but…”\n “no! no!”\n “otter’s have pretty neato-shaped dicks!” Jules said, watching her friend squirm in awkwardness and naughty discussion.\n “jules! oh my god!” Izzy said, giggling right along with her kangaroo friend. “so, when we visited cotter all those times, you guys… you know…” Jules shook her head.\n “not really… i mean, we kissed and made out a few times, but… well, he did show it to me…” Jules said, turning red again. Izzy was red, too, listening intently to what Jules was describing. She felt her young heart beat fast and she was a bit sweaty. But that, Izzy thought, could just be the summer heat.\n “really? just flopped it out?!”\n “no, well, yeah he did, but it wasn’t limp; it was all hard and stuff!” The girls shared another giggle. Neither one stopped smiling for a bit.\n “well, you were making out, so i imagine he’d be all hard like that…” Izzy said, giggling. Jules looked sweetly up at her friend and smiled.\n “think you’d get that excited over me?” Jules said. Izzy felt her heart beat fast again. She squirmed in place.\n “well… i mean… kissing anyone would, i guess, make a boy… you know…” Izzy stammered, blushing as hard as Jules. “so, what’d you think when you saw it?”\n “well, i thought ‘good thing he showed me when it was hard.’” Jules said, covering her face some.\n “why’s that?”\n “cus, when it’s hard, that’s when it can… you know… do it’s thing…” Jules said behind a strong smirk she tried to hide. Izzy covered her face and gasped and giggled, heart racing. Being this coming-of-age, the two preteen girls felt these naughty conversations all over their bodies these days. Jules finished her business and the girls tangoed in the small space to switch. Izzy sat on the toilet and Jules peeped out the door slightly ajar.\n “jules! close the door!”\n “oh, c’mon. we’re all the way over here in the back; if anyone comes, i’ll close it.” Jules said, eyes fixed, Izzy looked around at the stall. She hadn’t really seen the inside of a men’s room stall. The usual graffiti she was used to wasn’t as present in this bathroom. There were a few names scrawled in with such a straight intensity that they seemed to be created with pure hatred, even if it said something like “FUCK YOUR BALLS.”\n Then, as if by shock, Izzy noticed a gaping hole in the stall wall! What the ffff?! It was clear to the other stall next to it!\n “ohh! eww!” Izzy said, almost vocally. Jules turned around.\n “what?” She asked. Izzy pointed at the hole, which was about the size of a tennis ball and covered with duct tape. \n “there’s like a hole here! think it’s for peeping?” Izzy said, looking at the hole and Jules, back and forth. Jules closed the door and bent down for a closer look.\n “wow… that’s pervy…” she said, not smiling. Izzy turned away.\n “that’s gross. is that what men do in here? watch each other take a crap? eww!” Izzy shivered thinking about it. There was writing above and under the hole, confidently written in bold permanent marker. It said “FUN AT MIDNIGHT” on both top and bottom. Everything else about the hole was very clean; not a speck of filth was to be seen by either girl. They looked at each other and smirked.\n “what happens at midnight, ja think?” Jules asked. Izzy’s whole body clenched. She did NOT wanna think about it!\n “i dunno i dunno and i don’t care!” she said, finishing up and flushing.\n The girls made their escape from the bathroom and casually walked away from it.\n “Ahh, yeah, this is great; our campsite is like right there!” Izzy said, pointing. Jules seemed to be musing on something. “Hey, what’s up, Jules?”\n “Hmm… just wondering what happens at midnight.” the kangaroo said. Izzy clenched up again.\n “Probably some sorta… poop-watching party. Eeww!!!” Izzy shivered. Jules laughed.\n “Here? At a national park? I dunno…” she said.\n “Well, let’s not talk about it, okay? We’re about to eat my Dad’s cooking!” Izzy said. \n Just then, as the girls made their way back onto the campsite, they could hear someone yelling from the direction of the bathroom; sounded something like “NO, YOU CANNOT HAVE MY GODDAMN CAR BATTERY!”", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "
Isabelle Lisa McIntosh and Julie Emma Krooby

in

Gloryonymous

Chapter 1

Car Bat Trees

by the kzx


        "Tay, that's not how you fish!" Izzy said, scoffing at her brother's 'brilliant' plan of fishing using a cinder block attached to a rope. Jules laughed in agreement. Or maybe it was just general humor. The two 12 year old girls sat on an old red picnic table, still warm from the sun beating down on it hours earlier, before the shade of the nearby tree swung around and covered it.
        "Actually, I'll be 12 next month!" Jules said aloud, precipitating strange looks from Izzy. Tay was too busy waiting for his chance to speak, probably working up a great response.
        "...what?" The confused dingo said.
        "You just had your 12th birthday, right?" Jules asked, receiving unsure nods from her friend. "Well, that means it's still June, right?" What the heck was this kangaroo talking about?
        "Yeah, it's like mid-June. So, what?" Izzy said to the smiling redhead.
        "So, it's not July yet." Jules said, smile growing. What the ffff?
        "Jules, what-"
        "Huh?"
        "What... what're you talking about?"
        "Weren't... weren't you just..." the kangaroo started, soon just shrugging it off and readjusted her seating on the table. "Just forget it." Jules said, turning to Tay. Izzy shook off the conversation.
        "But Cotter said it'll work! He said he did it last summer!" Tay said, finally bursting forth his response. Oh, yeah, Cotter was part of this plan, too. The plans of two 12 year old boys could never end good. Oh, well, the two boys were both DEFINITELY 12. Izzy looked out over the top of her sunglasses, seeing Cotter already lugging a cinderblock over to another picnic table, huge smile on his face.
        The four kids were all at the Winterwood National Park campgrounds north of Sugna with the twins' parents. How it ended up like this? Well, maybe it was a long story, maybe it wasn't; Izzy couldn't remember at the moment. Something about Cotter's dad and the twins' dad buddying up over camping gear, and while Cotter's dad couldn't exactly make a trip, he sent his son to go with the McIntoshes.
        "Cotter's an idiot, too, Tay." Izzy said, turning away in annoyance and resting her head on her wrist just above her pink jelly bracelets. Jules chuckled and cleared her throat, sitting up.
        "Hey, now, Cotter's got some great know-how! Remember how he showed us how ta build that raft on the river?" Jules said, taking another sip of cola. "That was last summer, too!" Tay straightened up, as if hearing Jules agree with him wasn't something he took kindly to. Jules put her drink down and  jumped off the table, smiling as she walked over to Tay. "Still... sounds like an asshole thing ta do ta the fish, huh?" Izzy was still confused about something Jules clearly understood. She sat up and leaned her arms on her knees.
        "Okay, I'll bite, what's the entire fishing plan again?" Izzy said, illustrating with her paws. "Like, how do the fish actually get caught?" Jules looked at her friend and giggled.
        "Nice pun, Iz." She said, reaching for her drink again. Izzy was sure her expression right then was funny.
        "No, hah..." Izzy chuckled, lowering her head between her paws. "No, I wasn't trying to... ugh, whatever. Hey, Cotter!" She shouted, looking past Tay toward the bait store on the other side of the outdoor eating area where Cotter was tying a rope to the cinderblock. The otter boy looked up and over at his friends. Izzy motioned for him to come over. Cotter motioned for them to come to him. Izzy put her paws on her hips, shooting the otter an annoyed look. Soon, a familiar laugh was heard and Cotter came over, big smile.
        “Hey, guys.” he said, looking around. Izzy flipped a stray hair from her face.
        “Cotter, what’s your plan for fishing with a rope and a cinder block?” she said. Cotter’s smile turned into a dead pan as he turned quickly to his project then back again.
        “Our plan for fishing?” He asked.
        “Yeah, it makes no sense.”
        “Whaaat? It makes PERFECT sense!” Cotter said, getting closer to Izzy, paws on HIS hips now.
        “Cotter, how’s a rope tied to a cinder block gonna catch ANYTHING, besides grass and twigs floating in the water?” Izzy asked. Jules was somewhere nearby smiling deviously, waiting for a fight. Cotter looked at Tay with a confused look. Tay shrugged back.
        “She’s a stupid girl, but she’s my sister.” Tay said. Izzy shrieked.
        “It makes no sense though! How’s it work?!” Izzy yelled. Jules nearly choked on her soda laughing. Cotter put his paws out to ‘illustrate.’
        “Well, dummy girl-”
        “I’m not a dummy!” Izzy yelled.
        “Hell yeah, ya are!” some random guy yelled distantly, followed by the laughter of his friends. Jules fell on the ground laughing. Tay soon followed. Izzy and Cotter watched the two roll around laughing.
        “Wow, there’re buttheads here, too!” Cotter said, smiling. He looked down at Tay. “Hey, Tay! There’re-”
        “HOW’S THE FISH TRAP WORK?!” Izzy yelled, standing up on the table now. This was getting stupid. Jules and Tay looked up and giggled.
        “Ya look like Becky!” Jules snickered. “All pissy and yelling and not understanding things!” Izzy took internal note; she probably did resemble Becky. This seemed to bring on a snicker of her own.
        “God, now I’m laughing at myself…” the dingo girl said, covering her smile.
        “Boy, girls sure are stupid.” Tay mused, receiving a pinch on the forehead by the kangaroo girl right next to him. “Aaaaaaoooooo!! Juuu-uuules!!” Jules giggled, standing back up and brushing herself off.
        “Okay, well, if you’re done with us-” Cotter started, shirt grabbed by Izzy and pulled back.
        “How the heck does the trap work?!” Izzy demanded. Cotter smiled and came back, loosening the girl’s grip.
        “What’s not to get?” he said. Izzy’s face twitched. What the heck, Cotter?!
        “Plenty! How’s a rope tied to a cinderblock catch fish?” Izzy was yelling again.
        “It don’t;” Cotter started, “The car battery kills ’em!” the otter finished with a smile.
        “Yeeeahh!” Tay yelled from the ground. Izzy gasped. What the fff?!
        “The CAR BATTERY?!” she yelled. “What car battery?!”
        “The one on the other end of the rope, a’course!” Cotter said, looking satisfied with himself. Izzy stared at him slackjawed.
        “What…. what the hell?!” Izzy spewed, causing laughter. The kids didn’t usually hear cussing come from Izzy. “That’s… that’s so… what the hell, boys?!” she cried, arms failing her in assisting her understanding of these boys and their intentions. The other kids laughed harder. Izzy wasn’t sure if she should be annoyed or laugh right along. But that fish plan! It was so horrible!
        “Well, see, the battery-”
        “Why would ya kill the fish like that?!”
        “Well, they’re gonna die anyway, so-”
        “So, you’re electrocuting them?!”
        “Hey, they’re gonna be fried anyway!” Cotter quipped.
        “Well… why the cinderblock?! A car battery should be heavy enough to… wait, what’s the rope for?!” It was as if every confused sound coming from the dingo girl was the funniest thing they kids had ever heard.
        “Well, when you think it’s done, you lift the whole thing up by the rope, get it?” Cotter said, attempting an actual explanation. Izzy just responded with a violent shrug, like ‘but WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!’
        “Oh, man, Iz, I wish I had gotten this whole thing on video…” Jules said, wiping her eyes.
        “Go then… go do your… fish… thing… your horrible fish thing…” Izzy said, sitting back down on the table and assuming a sulky/lazy pose. The boys walked off, talking about whatever. Izzy was so confused and annoyed to care. Jules climbed up and sat next to her friend, grabbing her soda.
        “You’re right; he’s gotten cuter.” Jules said lightly, taking a sip. Izzy went red and shrank down into her shoulders.
        “Wh-wha?! Who?” Izzy asked, quieter than Jules, who finished her soda.
        “Cotter of course.” she said, eyeing a trash can nearby.
        “Oh…” Izzy said, watching.
        “Who’d you think I meant? Tay?” the kangaroo said, tossing her can and making it in the trash. Izzy blushed.
        “Heh, well-”
        “Tay’s always been cute, don’t get me wrong…” Jules said, brushing her paws off aside her annoyed friend, who had more of her head sunk between her knees and shoulders now.
        “Well, uh… I don’t know about my brother… but heh, Cotter…” Izzy said shyly.
        “Yeah, Cotter’s a real looker. Strong, too. See how he lifted that cinderblock?” Jules smiled.
        “Cinderblocks don’t weigh that much, so…” Izzy shrugged.
        “I bet he could lift and throw, like, five or ten of those cinderblocks…” Jules said, looking up at the sky with hopeful eyes.
        “Well…” Izzy said, breaking the silence, “why don’tcha go over and kiss him.” Izzy felt a bit weird making a suggestion to Jules something she’d probably do herself. Jules blushed really hard and smiled legitimately, lowering her head and raising her knees, resting her head on them as they came to a soft stop. She looked at Izzy.
        “I… I already did…” she said. Izzy gasped.
        “Huh? When? When?” she asked excitedly. Jules covered her face. Wow, this kind of shyness Izzy wasn’t used to seeing from her kangaroo friend.
        “It was last summer…” Jules started, sinking her head between her shoulders, but stretching her foot out, like she tried to touch the ground from her elevated position, “…when we went over to his house all those times? Remember?” Izzy thought back; yeah, there was about 4-5 days when they all kept visiting Cotter’s place because it was ‘good river season,’ according to Cotter.
        “Yeah, I remember those days… it was fun…” Izzy said, watching Jules lightly draw in the dirt with her outstretched toe.
        “Yeah… it was…” she said, not looking away or ceasing her big smile. Silence reigned between the girls as they listened to birds, wind, gas generators and loud laughter at distant camps.
        “So… maybe we should get back to camp; I think Dad said he was doing lunch in a few hours and it’s been…” Izzy said, looking at the clock on the side of the bait shop, “Ooh… we should go.” The girls got up, brushed their butts off.
        “Should we get the boys?” Jules said. They looked around and saw both boys were gone, as were their ‘gear.’
        “Nah, they’re having FISH, apparently.” Izzy said. The girls laughed. “But I gotta pee first.”
        “Yeah, me, too. Let’s go.” Jules said as the girls set off to find the near restroom. Or loo. Whatever.
        Izzy had seen one a little bit up the ways from the baitshop, on the way to their campsite. It looked pretty clean and well maintained. Izzy smelled the fresh air mixed with smoke of many campfires and grills surrounding them. There weren’t too many people camping this week. Izzy wondered why that was as the girls strolled up to the bathroom.
        The girls went in and rounded the corner to find BAM! Rope tied across the way. Izzy bumped into it and noticed it was very familiar.
        “What the-” She started before being cut off by Tay jumping from around the corner, yelling.
        “RAAAHHH!!!” he screamed, claws up. Izzy yipped, but soon steamed.
        “Tay, what the… what the heck-” Izzy stammered.
        “What the fuck, Tay?” Jules said, stepping in. The girls smirked at each other then returned attention to Tay.
        “Gimme your car bat trees!” Tay said, goofily.
        “Tay, what? You’re trying to steal car batteries?” Jules said.
        “Don’t you guys know where to get one? How was this stupid plan of Cotter’s gonna work out?!” Izzy said, crossing her arms.
        “We steal car batteries! That’s how it works!” Cotter said, slowly coming out of a stall.
        “This is the women’s room, you morons!” Izzy yelled. Jules giggled.
        “Whatever, we can use the guy’s. C’mon.” Jules said, pulling Izzy away from the scene. The girls walked to the other side of the small building.
        “The men’s room? But… ugh… do we have to?” Izzy pleaded.
        “There’re morons in the women’s, remember? I don’t wanna go in there to pee; I might lose my head or something!” Jules said as they saw the men’s room entrance.
        “No, you’d just lose your car battery!” Izzy laughed, joined by Jules.
        As the girls came to the door, Izzy became a bit hesitant. She shot her arm across Jules’ body.
        “No, wait, hold on…” she said nervously.
        “What’s up? It’s just the guys’ loo, Iz.”
        “I know, I know, it’s just… oh my god, it’s so weird…”
        “Okay…” Jules said, looking around, “let’s just share a stall, so it’s less girls taking up boys’ stalls and we can watch out for each other.” Izzy smiled.
        “Okay. Thanks for understanding.” Izzy said behind an awkward smile.
        The girls peeped around the corner and listened hard; no one in the loo. Quickly, the girls shot into an open stall right at the end, near the wall, in the corner and piled in, shutting the door, giggling the whole time. Inside, they collided into each other over the crazy thing they were now doing. Even Jules, Izzy remarked, seemed embarrassed some to be in the men’s room.
        “so…” Jules said, reduced to whispering, “who goes first?”
        “i think you should cus this was your idea.” Izzy said, allowing her friend room. Jules nodded and positioned herself before the toilet.
        As Jules did her thing, Izzy tried hard to listen for anyone, but couldn’t hear anything approaching.
        “anyone comin’ ya think?” Jules asked. Izzy shook her head.
        “nah… those sounds we hear, though, i think are the two morons next door.” the dingo girl said.
        “so, i’m… heh, i’m not saying much, but… cotter’s dick-”
        “hoooold up right there…” Izzy said, paw up before her, “you’re gonna talk about cotter’s dick?!” Both girls went red and giggled silently.
        “well, not his specifically…”
        “i’m not listening to this!”
        “…but…”
        “no! no!”
        “otter’s have pretty neato-shaped dicks!” Jules said, watching her friend squirm in awkwardness and naughty discussion.
        “jules! oh my god!” Izzy said, giggling right along with her kangaroo friend. “so, when we visited cotter all those times, you guys… you know…” Jules shook her head.
        “not really… i mean, we kissed and made out a few times, but… well, he did show it to me…” Jules said, turning red again. Izzy was red, too, listening intently to what Jules was describing. She felt her young heart beat fast and she was a bit sweaty. But that, Izzy thought, could just be the summer heat.
        “really? just flopped it out?!”
        “no, well, yeah he did, but it wasn’t limp; it was all hard and stuff!” The girls shared another giggle. Neither one stopped smiling for a bit.
        “well, you were making out, so i imagine he’d be all hard like that…” Izzy said, giggling. Jules looked sweetly up at her friend and smiled.
        “think you’d get that excited over me?” Jules said. Izzy felt her heart beat fast again. She squirmed in place.
        “well… i mean… kissing anyone would, i guess, make a boy… you know…” Izzy stammered, blushing as hard as Jules. “so, what’d you think when you saw it?”
        “well, i thought ‘good thing he showed me when it was hard.’” Jules said, covering her face some.
        “why’s that?”
        “cus, when it’s hard, that’s when it can… you know… do it’s thing…” Jules said behind a strong smirk she tried to hide. Izzy covered her face and gasped and giggled, heart racing. Being this coming-of-age, the two preteen girls felt these naughty conversations all over their bodies these days. Jules finished her business and the girls tangoed in the small space to switch. Izzy sat on the toilet and Jules peeped out the door slightly ajar.
        “jules! close the door!”
        “oh, c’mon. we’re all the way over here in the back; if anyone comes, i’ll close it.” Jules said, eyes fixed, Izzy looked around at the stall. She hadn’t really seen the inside of a men’s room stall. The usual graffiti she was used to wasn’t as present in this bathroom. There were a few names scrawled in with such a straight intensity that they seemed to be created with pure hatred, even if it said something like “FUCK YOUR BALLS.”
        Then, as if by shock, Izzy noticed a gaping hole in the stall wall! What the ffff?! It was clear to the other stall next to it!
        “ohh! eww!” Izzy said, almost vocally. Jules turned around.
        “what?” She asked. Izzy pointed at the hole, which was about the size of a tennis ball and covered with duct tape.
        “there’s like a hole here! think it’s for peeping?” Izzy said, looking at the hole and Jules, back and forth. Jules closed the door and bent down for a closer look.
        “wow… that’s pervy…” she said, not smiling. Izzy turned away.
        “that’s gross. is that what men do in here? watch each other take a crap? eww!” Izzy shivered thinking about it. There was writing above and under the hole, confidently written in bold permanent marker. It said “FUN AT MIDNIGHT” on both top and bottom. Everything else about the hole was very clean; not a speck of filth was to be seen by either girl. They looked at each other and smirked.
        “what happens at midnight, ja think?” Jules asked. Izzy’s whole body clenched. She did NOT wanna think about it!
        “i dunno i dunno and i don’t care!” she said, finishing up and flushing.
        The girls made their escape from the bathroom and casually walked away from it.
        “Ahh, yeah, this is great; our campsite is like right there!” Izzy said, pointing. Jules seemed to be musing on something. “Hey, what’s up, Jules?”
        “Hmm… just wondering what happens at midnight.” the kangaroo said. Izzy clenched up again.
        “Probably some sorta… poop-watching party. Eeww!!!” Izzy shivered. Jules laughed.
        “Here? At a national park? I dunno…” she said.
        “Well, let’s not talk about it, okay? We’re about to eat my Dad’s cooking!” Izzy said.
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