{
  "submission_id": "943003",
  "keywords": [
    {
      "keyword_id": "4987",
      "keyword_name": "aroused",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "7110"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "1182",
      "keyword_name": "breath",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "2138"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "38570",
      "keyword_name": "breathing",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "381"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "5685",
      "keyword_name": "crush",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "2511"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "37",
      "keyword_name": "cub",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "280387"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "5307",
      "keyword_name": "cub porn",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "12001"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "123",
      "keyword_name": "female",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "1093312"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "4384",
      "keyword_name": "flirt",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "1211"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "1434",
      "keyword_name": "friend",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "1842"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "689",
      "keyword_name": "friends",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "8220"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "1799",
      "keyword_name": "friendship",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "5314"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "56",
      "keyword_name": "girl",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "93747"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "1048",
      "keyword_name": "horny",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "12689"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "269879",
      "keyword_name": "joomer",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "14"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "25995",
      "keyword_name": "jules",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "717"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "741",
      "keyword_name": "kangaroo",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "15836"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "1069",
      "keyword_name": "lesbian",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "20566"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "567",
      "keyword_name": "loli",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "48662"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "5556",
      "keyword_name": "lolicon",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "10073"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "964",
      "keyword_name": "love",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "24097"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "13643",
      "keyword_name": "miranda",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "361"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "3313",
      "keyword_name": "monkey",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "10245"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "150",
      "keyword_name": "panties",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "42478"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "21355",
      "keyword_name": "preteen",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "5516"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "5467",
      "keyword_name": "underage",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "16883"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "19217",
      "keyword_name": "underaged",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "3367"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "220",
      "keyword_name": "wet",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "31423"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "1493",
      "keyword_name": "young",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "68609"
    },
    {
      "keyword_id": "3519",
      "keyword_name": "yuri",
      "contributed": "f",
      "submissions_count": "4963"
    }
  ],
  "hidden": "f",
  "scraps": "f",
  "favorite": "f",
  "favorites_count": "9",
  "create_datetime": "2015-10-03 05:37:31.82769+00",
  "create_datetime_usertime": "03 Oct 2015 07:37 CEST",
  "last_file_update_datetime": "2015-10-03 05:35:20.85092+00",
  "last_file_update_datetime_usertime": "03 Oct 2015 07:35 CEST",
  "username": "thekzx",
  "user_id": "11744",
  "user_icon_file_name": "322469_thekzx_screenshot_20240403_165807_roughanimator.png",
  "user_icon_url_large": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/usericons/large/322/322469_thekzx_screenshot_20240403_165807_roughanimator.png",
  "user_icon_url_medium": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/usericons/medium/322/322469_thekzx_screenshot_20240403_165807_roughanimator.png",
  "user_icon_url_small": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/usericons/small/322/322469_thekzx_screenshot_20240403_165807_roughanimator.png",
  "file_name": "1290616_thekzx_avajoomer.png",
  "file_url_full": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/files/full/1290/1290616_thekzx_avajoomer.png",
  "file_url_screen": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/files/screen/1290/1290616_thekzx_avajoomer.png",
  "file_url_preview": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/files/preview/1290/1290616_thekzx_avajoomer.jpg",
  "thumbnail_url_huge_noncustom": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/files/preview/1290/1290616_thekzx_avajoomer.jpg",
  "thumbnail_url_large_noncustom": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/large/1290/1290616_thekzx_avajoomer_noncustom.jpg",
  "thumbnail_url_medium_noncustom": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/medium/1290/1290616_thekzx_avajoomer_noncustom.jpg",
  "thumb_medium_noncustom_x": "120",
  "thumb_medium_noncustom_y": "120",
  "thumb_large_noncustom_x": "200",
  "thumb_large_noncustom_y": "200",
  "thumb_huge_noncustom_x": "300",
  "thumb_huge_noncustom_y": "300",
  "files": [
    {
      "file_id": "1290616",
      "file_name": "1290616_thekzx_avajoomer.png",
      "file_url_full": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/files/full/1290/1290616_thekzx_avajoomer.png",
      "file_url_screen": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/files/screen/1290/1290616_thekzx_avajoomer.png",
      "file_url_preview": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/files/preview/1290/1290616_thekzx_avajoomer.jpg",
      "mimetype": "image/png",
      "submission_id": "943003",
      "user_id": "11744",
      "submission_file_order": "0",
      "full_size_x": "500",
      "full_size_y": "500",
      "screen_size_x": "500",
      "screen_size_y": "500",
      "preview_size_x": "300",
      "preview_size_y": "300",
      "initial_file_md5": "bf327a1dc681f8dbc14a54626092bb97",
      "full_file_md5": "e96c94f6436ba535d903923f1e7df5ac",
      "large_file_md5": "61e570fbfa27d15fa58bc9a9a8d9648a",
      "small_file_md5": "97fa9e0189f4ebfaba768dddbb5ace2e",
      "thumbnail_md5": "8be283fe71064cdb44ec4e0ed1a475a4",
      "deleted": "f",
      "create_datetime": "2015-10-03 05:35:20.85092+00",
      "create_datetime_usertime": "03 Oct 2015 07:35 CEST",
      "thumbnail_url_huge_noncustom": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/files/preview/1290/1290616_thekzx_avajoomer.jpg",
      "thumbnail_url_large_noncustom": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/large/1290/1290616_thekzx_avajoomer_noncustom.jpg",
      "thumbnail_url_medium_noncustom": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/medium/1290/1290616_thekzx_avajoomer_noncustom.jpg",
      "thumb_medium_noncustom_x": "120",
      "thumb_medium_noncustom_y": "120",
      "thumb_large_noncustom_x": "200",
      "thumb_large_noncustom_y": "200",
      "thumb_huge_noncustom_x": "300",
      "thumb_huge_noncustom_y": "300"
    }
  ],
  "pools": [
    {
      "pool_id": "32489",
      "name": "Joomer",
      "description": "Miranda loves Jules.\nJules loves Miranda.\n\nLet's have the sexy times together!",
      "count": "15",
      "submission_left_submission_id": "942962",
      "submission_left_file_name": "1290562_thekzx_avajoomer.png",
      "submission_left_thumbnail_url_huge_noncustom": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/files/preview/1290/1290562_thekzx_avajoomer.jpg",
      "submission_left_thumbnail_url_large_noncustom": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/large/1290/1290562_thekzx_avajoomer_noncustom.jpg",
      "submission_left_thumbnail_url_medium_noncustom": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/medium/1290/1290562_thekzx_avajoomer_noncustom.jpg",
      "submission_left_thumb_medium_noncustom_x": "120",
      "submission_left_thumb_medium_noncustom_y": "120",
      "submission_left_thumb_large_noncustom_x": "200",
      "submission_left_thumb_large_noncustom_y": "200",
      "submission_left_thumb_huge_noncustom_x": "300",
      "submission_left_thumb_huge_noncustom_y": "300",
      "submission_right_submission_id": "943670",
      "submission_right_file_name": "1291599_thekzx_avajoomer.png",
      "submission_right_thumbnail_url_huge_noncustom": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/files/preview/1291/1291599_thekzx_avajoomer.jpg",
      "submission_right_thumbnail_url_large_noncustom": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/large/1291/1291599_thekzx_avajoomer_noncustom.jpg",
      "submission_right_thumbnail_url_medium_noncustom": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/medium/1291/1291599_thekzx_avajoomer_noncustom.jpg",
      "submission_right_thumb_medium_noncustom_x": "120",
      "submission_right_thumb_medium_noncustom_y": "120",
      "submission_right_thumb_large_noncustom_x": "200",
      "submission_right_thumb_large_noncustom_y": "200",
      "submission_right_thumb_huge_noncustom_x": "300",
      "submission_right_thumb_huge_noncustom_y": "300"
    },
    {
      "pool_id": "2859",
      "name": "Jules",
      "description": "So crazy, what else does she keep in that pouch? \n\nOh, she doesn't have a pouch yet? Well, maybe it's for the best she hasn't hit puberty yet :P",
      "count": "339",
      "submission_left_submission_id": "942962",
      "submission_left_file_name": "1290562_thekzx_avajoomer.png",
      "submission_left_thumbnail_url_huge_noncustom": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/files/preview/1290/1290562_thekzx_avajoomer.jpg",
      "submission_left_thumbnail_url_large_noncustom": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/large/1290/1290562_thekzx_avajoomer_noncustom.jpg",
      "submission_left_thumbnail_url_medium_noncustom": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/medium/1290/1290562_thekzx_avajoomer_noncustom.jpg",
      "submission_left_thumb_medium_noncustom_x": "120",
      "submission_left_thumb_medium_noncustom_y": "120",
      "submission_left_thumb_large_noncustom_x": "200",
      "submission_left_thumb_large_noncustom_y": "200",
      "submission_left_thumb_huge_noncustom_x": "300",
      "submission_left_thumb_huge_noncustom_y": "300",
      "submission_right_submission_id": "943670",
      "submission_right_file_name": "1291599_thekzx_avajoomer.png",
      "submission_right_thumbnail_url_huge_noncustom": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/files/preview/1291/1291599_thekzx_avajoomer.jpg",
      "submission_right_thumbnail_url_large_noncustom": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/large/1291/1291599_thekzx_avajoomer_noncustom.jpg",
      "submission_right_thumbnail_url_medium_noncustom": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/medium/1291/1291599_thekzx_avajoomer_noncustom.jpg",
      "submission_right_thumb_medium_noncustom_x": "120",
      "submission_right_thumb_medium_noncustom_y": "120",
      "submission_right_thumb_large_noncustom_x": "200",
      "submission_right_thumb_large_noncustom_y": "200",
      "submission_right_thumb_huge_noncustom_x": "300",
      "submission_right_thumb_huge_noncustom_y": "300"
    },
    {
      "pool_id": "5336",
      "name": "Miranda",
      "description": "Chubby little monkey girl, I love her to death @__@",
      "count": "140",
      "submission_left_submission_id": "942962",
      "submission_left_file_name": "1290562_thekzx_avajoomer.png",
      "submission_left_thumbnail_url_huge_noncustom": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/files/preview/1290/1290562_thekzx_avajoomer.jpg",
      "submission_left_thumbnail_url_large_noncustom": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/large/1290/1290562_thekzx_avajoomer_noncustom.jpg",
      "submission_left_thumbnail_url_medium_noncustom": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/medium/1290/1290562_thekzx_avajoomer_noncustom.jpg",
      "submission_left_thumb_medium_noncustom_x": "120",
      "submission_left_thumb_medium_noncustom_y": "120",
      "submission_left_thumb_large_noncustom_x": "200",
      "submission_left_thumb_large_noncustom_y": "200",
      "submission_left_thumb_huge_noncustom_x": "300",
      "submission_left_thumb_huge_noncustom_y": "300",
      "submission_right_submission_id": "943670",
      "submission_right_file_name": "1291599_thekzx_avajoomer.png",
      "submission_right_thumbnail_url_huge_noncustom": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/files/preview/1291/1291599_thekzx_avajoomer.jpg",
      "submission_right_thumbnail_url_large_noncustom": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/large/1291/1291599_thekzx_avajoomer_noncustom.jpg",
      "submission_right_thumbnail_url_medium_noncustom": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/medium/1291/1291599_thekzx_avajoomer_noncustom.jpg",
      "submission_right_thumb_medium_noncustom_x": "120",
      "submission_right_thumb_medium_noncustom_y": "120",
      "submission_right_thumb_large_noncustom_x": "200",
      "submission_right_thumb_large_noncustom_y": "200",
      "submission_right_thumb_huge_noncustom_x": "300",
      "submission_right_thumb_huge_noncustom_y": "300"
    },
    {
      "pool_id": "32488",
      "name": "Miranda <3 Jules",
      "description": "Cus, you know, total opposites and all",
      "count": "14",
      "submission_left_submission_id": "942962",
      "submission_left_file_name": "1290562_thekzx_avajoomer.png",
      "submission_left_thumbnail_url_huge_noncustom": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/files/preview/1290/1290562_thekzx_avajoomer.jpg",
      "submission_left_thumbnail_url_large_noncustom": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/large/1290/1290562_thekzx_avajoomer_noncustom.jpg",
      "submission_left_thumbnail_url_medium_noncustom": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/medium/1290/1290562_thekzx_avajoomer_noncustom.jpg",
      "submission_left_thumb_medium_noncustom_x": "120",
      "submission_left_thumb_medium_noncustom_y": "120",
      "submission_left_thumb_large_noncustom_x": "200",
      "submission_left_thumb_large_noncustom_y": "200",
      "submission_left_thumb_huge_noncustom_x": "300",
      "submission_left_thumb_huge_noncustom_y": "300",
      "submission_right_submission_id": "943670",
      "submission_right_file_name": "1291599_thekzx_avajoomer.png",
      "submission_right_thumbnail_url_huge_noncustom": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/files/preview/1291/1291599_thekzx_avajoomer.jpg",
      "submission_right_thumbnail_url_large_noncustom": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/large/1291/1291599_thekzx_avajoomer_noncustom.jpg",
      "submission_right_thumbnail_url_medium_noncustom": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/medium/1291/1291599_thekzx_avajoomer_noncustom.jpg",
      "submission_right_thumb_medium_noncustom_x": "120",
      "submission_right_thumb_medium_noncustom_y": "120",
      "submission_right_thumb_large_noncustom_x": "200",
      "submission_right_thumb_large_noncustom_y": "200",
      "submission_right_thumb_huge_noncustom_x": "300",
      "submission_right_thumb_huge_noncustom_y": "300"
    },
    {
      "pool_id": "12854",
      "name": "Stories",
      "description": "Because some ideas are too good (and too long) to comick right now",
      "count": "197",
      "submission_left_submission_id": "942962",
      "submission_left_file_name": "1290562_thekzx_avajoomer.png",
      "submission_left_thumbnail_url_huge_noncustom": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/files/preview/1290/1290562_thekzx_avajoomer.jpg",
      "submission_left_thumbnail_url_large_noncustom": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/large/1290/1290562_thekzx_avajoomer_noncustom.jpg",
      "submission_left_thumbnail_url_medium_noncustom": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/medium/1290/1290562_thekzx_avajoomer_noncustom.jpg",
      "submission_left_thumb_medium_noncustom_x": "120",
      "submission_left_thumb_medium_noncustom_y": "120",
      "submission_left_thumb_large_noncustom_x": "200",
      "submission_left_thumb_large_noncustom_y": "200",
      "submission_left_thumb_huge_noncustom_x": "300",
      "submission_left_thumb_huge_noncustom_y": "300",
      "submission_right_submission_id": "943016",
      "submission_right_file_name": "1290640_thekzx_avalori.png",
      "submission_right_thumbnail_url_huge_noncustom": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/files/preview/1290/1290640_thekzx_avalori.jpg",
      "submission_right_thumbnail_url_large_noncustom": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/large/1290/1290640_thekzx_avalori_noncustom.jpg",
      "submission_right_thumbnail_url_medium_noncustom": "https://nl1.ib.metapix.net/thumbnails/medium/1290/1290640_thekzx_avalori_noncustom.jpg",
      "submission_right_thumb_medium_noncustom_x": "91",
      "submission_right_thumb_medium_noncustom_y": "120",
      "submission_right_thumb_large_noncustom_x": "151",
      "submission_right_thumb_large_noncustom_y": "200",
      "submission_right_thumb_huge_noncustom_x": "227",
      "submission_right_thumb_huge_noncustom_y": "300"
    }
  ],
  "description": "Miranda is nervous around Jules. I wonder why. (TIP: you know why!)\n\nThis runs parallel with Testostrogen, marking the first kzx crossover story! WhoooHaaaa!!!\n\nWarning:\n-cub (preteen)\n-gay lesbians\n\nHope you enjoy!!!",
  "description_bbcode_parsed": "<span style='word-wrap: break-word;'>Miranda is nervous around Jules. I wonder why. (TIP: you know why!)<br /><br />This runs parallel with Testostrogen, marking the first kzx crossover story! WhoooHaaaa!!!<br /><br />Warning:<br />-cub (preteen)<br />-gay lesbians<br /><br />Hope you enjoy!!!</span>",
  "writing": "[center]~Note: this runs parallel to Testostrogen, taking place in the same universe~\n\nJulie Emma Krooby and Miranda Leane Tucker\n\nin\n\nJoomer, Volume 1\n\nChapter 3\n\nInto The Land Of Flannel And Radiation\n\nby the kzx[/center]\n\n\n        \"So, you did what now?” Miranda asked, enjoying her friend, Jules’, story about her morning as they walked through the mall. They were up to the JuiceBerry part of the story now.\n        “I said I wanted a small passionfruit smoothie and, in flirting with the guy, I got a few dollars off. Then I asked sweetly for an empty large cup to share with my friend.” Jules explained, taking a sip. \n        “He agreed, though,” Miranda said, taking the cup and sipping, “Kinda weird, don’t you think? I mean, most adults wouldn’t care that an 11 year old girl is flirting with them. Maybe he likes younger girls.”\n        “Hey, I can screw like any other woman!” Jules said, making Miranda laugh. “Just ask Dennis how good I am!” Miranda’s heart sank a little. She’d nearly forgotten; Jules had a boyfriend. “Plus, I think that guy’s in high school, so he’s not THAT much older than us.”\n        “When you’re young, though,” Miranda said, trying to breath after the depressing truth she was reminded of, “years matter more. He was probably, like, in second grade when we were born, maybe...” Miranda’s math wasn’t working; her heart hurt. ‘No, tears,’ she told herself, ‘now is NOT the time!’\n        “Eh, age is stupid.” Jules said, leaning over and sipping the smoothie that was still in Miranda’s paw. Something warm came over the monkey girl’s body, something fluttery. ‘That was so cute!’ she thought, looking down at the red hair before her. Oh, if only she could just stroke it, like girlfriends would do... “Anyway, I gotta get over to AC Michelle’s and see about their pants.”\n        “Oh, so, the discount wasn’t cus you don’t have money?” Miranda asked. Jules looked at her and smirked.\n        “Heck, no. I got some money. I just wanted to flirt with the guy; he was really cute!” she said. Miranda giggled and they rounded the corner toward the entrance to the desired store. \n        Walking in, they encountered the smells of the fragrance counters right away. “Don’t breathe it in.” Jules said, sleeved paw covering her mouth and nose, waving blindly back at Miranda, who sort of held her breath. “Don’t breathe it in, Randa! It’ll, like, kill you!” Jules said. Miranda chuckled as they made a large round curve to get around the scented ‘ground zero.’ Jules looked back at her friend.\n        “I’m trying to hold my breath!” Miranda said under strain.\n        “No! You gotta cover yourself! It’s radiation! And it’ll kill you kill you!” Jules said, giggling as she collided into her friend, who was giggling as well. The girl cluster made it by hiding in the men’s section, near the pants. Jules suddenly stood up, looking at the pants. “Hmm... nah, probably wouldn’t fit. What do you think, Randa?” She said, holding up a pants leg that could fit over both her legs. Miranda giggled.\n        “Probably not; don’t even try.” She said, smiling. Jules threw the pants leg down.\n        “Fah...” she said, looking across the rows. “Where’s the bloody girls’ section?” She called out. The girls wandered around and Miranda felt like she left a part of her thinking back at the fragrance counters. What was it? Was it the idea that as stupid as those scents and perfumes were, do they work on some girls? In 6th grade, boys and girls had started getting into those things. She knew Audrey had been already, smelling like a super model, but then again, her parents could afford things like that.\n        “I think it’s over there, Jules.” Miranda called out, looking for her friend past the men’s shirts. Was there a fragrance that would attract girls? What would that be... it would be a cologne, right? Girls like handsome men smelling like cologne, right? What if there was a cologne that worked on Jules? In fact, didn’t Jules seem the kind of girl to go for such a thing on a man? Miranda walked behind her friend, watching her twin pigtails brush against the back of her jacket. ‘What if I wore a cologne? Would Jules be attracted to me?’ she thought, feeling horny, imagining Jules right up to her, both of them without clothes, breathing on each other. Oh, god... such naughty thoughts! She was grasping at anything that might get Jules to like her.\n        “PANTS!” Jules screamed, running over to the girls’ section. How many people were looking at us now, Miranda wondered. Jules went up to the preteen girls section and started looking at thick flannel pants. “Gotta stay warm! It’s too cold!”\n        “Jules, it’s already December. Why are you needing pants now?” Miranda asked, finishing the last of the smoothie. Someone much taller than both girls approached.\n        “Can I help you with anything, ladies?” It was a woman, who clearly worked there. Jules wandered out from the fabric forest holding about 3 pairs of brightly-colored pants.\n        “Yes, can I try these on?” Jules said, looking up at the woman with big eyes. \n        “Of course. Right this way.” The woman said, smiling, and led the girls to the dressing rooms. Jules was given a plastic tag with a big number 3 on it. “Any of those rooms, miss.”\n        “Thank you, ma’am.” Jules said, looking back at Miranda, giving her a shrug forward. Miranda pointed at herself and Jules smiled and nodded. Did Jules want Miranda to come with? Miranda walked cautiously toward her friend who, once she got there, walked down the hall of rooms, picking one in the back and letting her friend inside. Jules closed the door and removed her jacket.\n        “So, you did want me to come along, right?” Miranda said, nervous about being in such close quarters with her crush. Jules laughed.\n        “Of course. Just sit there. I want to show off the pants I picked!” Jules said, immediately shucking off her black pants. Miranda sat down and couldn’t stop looking. Jules’ orange legs shooting out from light blue panties, right there before Miranda. It wasn’t as exciting as she’d thought, after all, she’d seen many of her female friends in just panties before. No, it was the idea of Jules being her girlfriend and them being, gulp... lovers that made it interesting to her. “Don’t want just anyone seeing me like this.”\n        “What about JuiceBerry guy?” Miranda said. Jules rolled her eyes and smiled.\n        “Jeez, Randa, don’t make me blush.” Jules said, blushing.\n        “Too late.” Miranda said, giggling. Jules shot her a look of ‘shut up, best friend.’ She picked up her pants and set them next to Miranda on the tiny seat by the mirror. Miranda’s paw was near them and she very gently touched the pile of dark fabric. They were still warm. Miranda was surely so wet by now, she worried her moisture would be seen soaking her pants. She had the insane thought that if she picked the pants up and smelled them, she could catch Jules’ scent, maybe even a little bit of her kangaroo moisture! The monkey girl tried hard to push these thoughts aside. She couldn’t get so horny, not now! Not now!\n        “How about these?” Jules said, posing with new pants on to the mirror. They were typical red and black flannel that covered most of her feet. She had her top lifted and a little bit of her belly button showed, maybe even a hint at her prepubescent marsupial pouch. Miranda looked up at Jules’ eyes in the mirror.\n        “They look comfy.” She said.\n        “Feel ’em.” Jules said, holding out a leg. ‘Well, don’t mind if I do!’ Miranda thought, grasping her friend’s warm leg, the soft fabric making her think of spending a nice, warm evening, with cold weather outside, with Jules by a fireplace. She adjusted her glasses and thought to herself, ‘I don’t know anyone with a fireplace.’\n        “Oooh, so soft! Makes me think of, um, relaxing by a fireplace while it’s cozy inside and cold outside.” Miranda said, trying to keep the ‘just us two together’ part out of her explanation.\n        “Ooh! And hot cocoa!” Jules said, gasping in excitement.\n        “Yeah, but we don’t know anyone with a fireplace.‘ Miranda said, still reflecting on how adorable Jules was just now.\n        “Yeah, we do actually.” Jules said, throwing the pants off, getting on the next pair.\n        “Who?” Miranda asked, right as Jules adjusted the second pair to her body: a blue and black thinner flannel pair with droopy pockets. Jules had a scrunched up face.\n        “Nah, it’s way too thin.” She said, dropping them right away. “Audrey and Dennis do, remember?” she said, putting the pants back up and getting number 3. Miranda felt a tiny bit cold again. Dennis, Jules’ boyfriend. Miranda didn’t hate Dennis, but she hated that her crush was already taken. Ugh, it hurt.\n        “Oh, yeah, that’s right.” Miranda said, pushing her glasses up and swallowing. “It’s big, too.” Jules already had the third pair on-- a dark orange pattern with green stripes intertwining-- and was modeling it.\n        “Who’s big? Dennis?” Jules giggled.\n        “N-no... their, um, hehe...” Miranda couldn’t help but laugh. Jules laughed right back.\n        “He is, too, hehe.” She said, smiling.\n        “No, their fireplace, it’s big.”\n        “Ahh, yeah, it is. How about this?” Jules asked. Miranda looked her over, feeling the fabric, and getting free touches.\n        “It’s kinda between the two. Is it thick enough for you?”\n        “Meh, I think I’ll just take the red ones.” Jules said, throwing the pants off and retrieving her own. “Say, that reminds me, I was gonna go over there after this. Wanna join me?” Jules said, pulling her black pants back up.\n        “Over where? Audrey and Dennis’ place?” Miranda asked.\n        “Yeah! Wanna come?” Jules asked. Miranda felt her shoulders ache, something cold inside her, but she didn’t want to leave Jules’ side.\n        “Sure.” She said, smiling. Jules smiled, gathered the pants and they left the fitting room.\n        “Ma’am,” Jules said, slapping the two other pairs and the plastic tag down on the fitting counter, “I’m just taking one, k?” The woman grabbed the pants and the tag.\n        “Okay then, shall I ring you up right here?” she said.\n        “Not unless you buy me dinner first.” Jules said, making both Miranda and the saleslady blush.\n        “I’m sorry?” she said. Jules swatted at nothing.\n        “Yeah, ring me up right here, darlin’” Jules said, fancy southern accent for whatever reason. Jules reasons, Miranda supposed. Jules paid and took her bag. \n        The girls made their way out of the store, making sure to avoid the perfume counters again.\n        “Jules.”\n        “Yeah?”\n        “Does that cologne stuff guys wear work or are girls just stupid?”\n        “Girls are just stupid.”\n        “Ahh.” Miranda said, scratching that idea off her list.",
  "writing_bbcode_parsed": "<span style='word-wrap: break-word;'><div class='align_center'>~Note: this runs parallel to Testostrogen, taking place in the same universe~<br /><br />Julie Emma Krooby and Miranda Leane Tucker<br /><br />in<br /><br />Joomer, Volume 1<br /><br />Chapter 3<br /><br />Into The Land Of Flannel And Radiation<br /><br />by the kzx</div><br /><br /><br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;So, you did what now?&rdquo; Miranda asked, enjoying her friend, Jules&rsquo;, story about her morning as they walked through the mall. They were up to the JuiceBerry part of the story now.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&ldquo;I said I wanted a small passionfruit smoothie and, in flirting with the guy, I got a few dollars off. Then I asked sweetly for an empty large cup to share with my friend.&rdquo; Jules explained, taking a sip. <br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&ldquo;He agreed, though,&rdquo; Miranda said, taking the cup and sipping, &ldquo;Kinda weird, don&rsquo;t you think? I mean, most adults wouldn&rsquo;t care that an 11 year old girl is flirting with them. Maybe he likes younger girls.&rdquo;<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&ldquo;Hey, I can screw like any other woman!&rdquo; Jules said, making Miranda laugh. &ldquo;Just ask Dennis how good I am!&rdquo; Miranda&rsquo;s heart sank a little. She&rsquo;d nearly forgotten; Jules had a boyfriend. &ldquo;Plus, I think that guy&rsquo;s in high school, so he&rsquo;s not THAT much older than us.&rdquo;<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&ldquo;When you&rsquo;re young, though,&rdquo; Miranda said, trying to breath after the depressing truth she was reminded of, &ldquo;years matter more. He was probably, like, in second grade when we were born, maybe...&rdquo; Miranda&rsquo;s math wasn&rsquo;t working; her heart hurt. &lsquo;No, tears,&rsquo; she told herself, &lsquo;now is NOT the time!&rsquo;<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&ldquo;Eh, age is stupid.&rdquo; Jules said, leaning over and sipping the smoothie that was still in Miranda&rsquo;s paw. Something warm came over the monkey girl&rsquo;s body, something fluttery. &lsquo;That was so cute!&rsquo; she thought, looking down at the red hair before her. Oh, if only she could just stroke it, like girlfriends would do... &ldquo;Anyway, I gotta get over to AC Michelle&rsquo;s and see about their pants.&rdquo;<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&ldquo;Oh, so, the discount wasn&rsquo;t cus you don&rsquo;t have money?&rdquo; Miranda asked. Jules looked at her and smirked.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&ldquo;Heck, no. I got some money. I just wanted to flirt with the guy; he was really cute!&rdquo; she said. Miranda giggled and they rounded the corner toward the entrance to the desired store. <br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Walking in, they encountered the smells of the fragrance counters right away. &ldquo;Don&rsquo;t breathe it in.&rdquo; Jules said, sleeved paw covering her mouth and nose, waving blindly back at Miranda, who sort of held her breath. &ldquo;Don&rsquo;t breathe it in, Randa! It&rsquo;ll, like, kill you!&rdquo; Jules said. Miranda chuckled as they made a large round curve to get around the scented &lsquo;ground zero.&rsquo; Jules looked back at her friend.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&ldquo;I&rsquo;m trying to hold my breath!&rdquo; Miranda said under strain.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&ldquo;No! You gotta cover yourself! It&rsquo;s radiation! And it&rsquo;ll kill you kill you!&rdquo; Jules said, giggling as she collided into her friend, who was giggling as well. The girl cluster made it by hiding in the men&rsquo;s section, near the pants. Jules suddenly stood up, looking at the pants. &ldquo;Hmm... nah, probably wouldn&rsquo;t fit. What do you think, Randa?&rdquo; She said, holding up a pants leg that could fit over both her legs. Miranda giggled.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&ldquo;Probably not; don&rsquo;t even try.&rdquo; She said, smiling. Jules threw the pants leg down.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&ldquo;Fah...&rdquo; she said, looking across the rows. &ldquo;Where&rsquo;s the bloody girls&rsquo; section?&rdquo; She called out. The girls wandered around and Miranda felt like she left a part of her thinking back at the fragrance counters. What was it? Was it the idea that as stupid as those scents and perfumes were, do they work on some girls? In 6th grade, boys and girls had started getting into those things. She knew Audrey had been already, smelling like a super model, but then again, her parents could afford things like that.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&ldquo;I think it&rsquo;s over there, Jules.&rdquo; Miranda called out, looking for her friend past the men&rsquo;s shirts. Was there a fragrance that would attract girls? What would that be... it would be a cologne, right? Girls like handsome men smelling like cologne, right? What if there was a cologne that worked on Jules? In fact, didn&rsquo;t Jules seem the kind of girl to go for such a thing on a man? Miranda walked behind her friend, watching her twin pigtails brush against the back of her jacket. &lsquo;What if I wore a cologne? Would Jules be attracted to me?&rsquo; she thought, feeling horny, imagining Jules right up to her, both of them without clothes, breathing on each other. Oh, god... such naughty thoughts! She was grasping at anything that might get Jules to like her.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&ldquo;PANTS!&rdquo; Jules screamed, running over to the girls&rsquo; section. How many people were looking at us now, Miranda wondered. Jules went up to the preteen girls section and started looking at thick flannel pants. &ldquo;Gotta stay warm! It&rsquo;s too cold!&rdquo;<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&ldquo;Jules, it&rsquo;s already December. Why are you needing pants now?&rdquo; Miranda asked, finishing the last of the smoothie. Someone much taller than both girls approached.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&ldquo;Can I help you with anything, ladies?&rdquo; It was a woman, who clearly worked there. Jules wandered out from the fabric forest holding about 3 pairs of brightly-colored pants.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&ldquo;Yes, can I try these on?&rdquo; Jules said, looking up at the woman with big eyes. <br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&ldquo;Of course. Right this way.&rdquo; The woman said, smiling, and led the girls to the dressing rooms. Jules was given a plastic tag with a big number 3 on it. &ldquo;Any of those rooms, miss.&rdquo;<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&ldquo;Thank you, ma&rsquo;am.&rdquo; Jules said, looking back at Miranda, giving her a shrug forward. Miranda pointed at herself and Jules smiled and nodded. Did Jules want Miranda to come with? Miranda walked cautiously toward her friend who, once she got there, walked down the hall of rooms, picking one in the back and letting her friend inside. Jules closed the door and removed her jacket.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&ldquo;So, you did want me to come along, right?&rdquo; Miranda said, nervous about being in such close quarters with her crush. Jules laughed.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&ldquo;Of course. Just sit there. I want to show off the pants I picked!&rdquo; Jules said, immediately shucking off her black pants. Miranda sat down and couldn&rsquo;t stop looking. Jules&rsquo; orange legs shooting out from light blue panties, right there before Miranda. It wasn&rsquo;t as exciting as she&rsquo;d thought, after all, she&rsquo;d seen many of her female friends in just panties before. No, it was the idea of Jules being her girlfriend and them being, gulp... lovers that made it interesting to her. &ldquo;Don&rsquo;t want just anyone seeing me like this.&rdquo;<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&ldquo;What about JuiceBerry guy?&rdquo; Miranda said. Jules rolled her eyes and smiled.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&ldquo;Jeez, Randa, don&rsquo;t make me blush.&rdquo; Jules said, blushing.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&ldquo;Too late.&rdquo; Miranda said, giggling. Jules shot her a look of &lsquo;shut up, best friend.&rsquo; She picked up her pants and set them next to Miranda on the tiny seat by the mirror. Miranda&rsquo;s paw was near them and she very gently touched the pile of dark fabric. They were still warm. Miranda was surely so wet by now, she worried her moisture would be seen soaking her pants. She had the insane thought that if she picked the pants up and smelled them, she could catch Jules&rsquo; scent, maybe even a little bit of her kangaroo moisture! The monkey girl tried hard to push these thoughts aside. She couldn&rsquo;t get so horny, not now! Not now!<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&ldquo;How about these?&rdquo; Jules said, posing with new pants on to the mirror. They were typical red and black flannel that covered most of her feet. She had her top lifted and a little bit of her belly button showed, maybe even a hint at her prepubescent marsupial pouch. Miranda looked up at Jules&rsquo; eyes in the mirror.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&ldquo;They look comfy.&rdquo; She said.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&ldquo;Feel &rsquo;em.&rdquo; Jules said, holding out a leg. &lsquo;Well, don&rsquo;t mind if I do!&rsquo; Miranda thought, grasping her friend&rsquo;s warm leg, the soft fabric making her think of spending a nice, warm evening, with cold weather outside, with Jules by a fireplace. She adjusted her glasses and thought to herself, &lsquo;I don&rsquo;t know anyone with a fireplace.&rsquo;<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&ldquo;Oooh, so soft! Makes me think of, um, relaxing by a fireplace while it&rsquo;s cozy inside and cold outside.&rdquo; Miranda said, trying to keep the &lsquo;just us two together&rsquo; part out of her explanation.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&ldquo;Ooh! And hot cocoa!&rdquo; Jules said, gasping in excitement.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&ldquo;Yeah, but we don&rsquo;t know anyone with a fireplace.&lsquo; Miranda said, still reflecting on how adorable Jules was just now.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&ldquo;Yeah, we do actually.&rdquo; Jules said, throwing the pants off, getting on the next pair.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&ldquo;Who?&rdquo; Miranda asked, right as Jules adjusted the second pair to her body: a blue and black thinner flannel pair with droopy pockets. Jules had a scrunched up face.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&ldquo;Nah, it&rsquo;s way too thin.&rdquo; She said, dropping them right away. &ldquo;Audrey and Dennis do, remember?&rdquo; she said, putting the pants back up and getting number 3. Miranda felt a tiny bit cold again. Dennis, Jules&rsquo; boyfriend. Miranda didn&rsquo;t hate Dennis, but she hated that her crush was already taken. Ugh, it hurt.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&ldquo;Oh, yeah, that&rsquo;s right.&rdquo; Miranda said, pushing her glasses up and swallowing. &ldquo;It&rsquo;s big, too.&rdquo; Jules already had the third pair on-- a dark orange pattern with green stripes intertwining-- and was modeling it.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&ldquo;Who&rsquo;s big? Dennis?&rdquo; Jules giggled.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&ldquo;N-no... their, um, hehe...&rdquo; Miranda couldn&rsquo;t help but laugh. Jules laughed right back.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&ldquo;He is, too, hehe.&rdquo; She said, smiling.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&ldquo;No, their fireplace, it&rsquo;s big.&rdquo;<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&ldquo;Ahh, yeah, it is. How about this?&rdquo; Jules asked. Miranda looked her over, feeling the fabric, and getting free touches.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&ldquo;It&rsquo;s kinda between the two. Is it thick enough for you?&rdquo;<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&ldquo;Meh, I think I&rsquo;ll just take the red ones.&rdquo; Jules said, throwing the pants off and retrieving her own. &ldquo;Say, that reminds me, I was gonna go over there after this. Wanna join me?&rdquo; Jules said, pulling her black pants back up.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&ldquo;Over where? Audrey and Dennis&rsquo; place?&rdquo; Miranda asked.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&ldquo;Yeah! Wanna come?&rdquo; Jules asked. Miranda felt her shoulders ache, something cold inside her, but she didn&rsquo;t want to leave Jules&rsquo; side.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&ldquo;Sure.&rdquo; She said, smiling. Jules smiled, gathered the pants and they left the fitting room.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&ldquo;Ma&rsquo;am,&rdquo; Jules said, slapping the two other pairs and the plastic tag down on the fitting counter, &ldquo;I&rsquo;m just taking one, k?&rdquo; The woman grabbed the pants and the tag.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&ldquo;Okay then, shall I ring you up right here?&rdquo; she said.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&ldquo;Not unless you buy me dinner first.&rdquo; Jules said, making both Miranda and the saleslady blush.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&ldquo;I&rsquo;m sorry?&rdquo; she said. Jules swatted at nothing.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&ldquo;Yeah, ring me up right here, darlin&rsquo;&rdquo; Jules said, fancy southern accent for whatever reason. Jules reasons, Miranda supposed. Jules paid and took her bag. <br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The girls made their way out of the store, making sure to avoid the perfume counters again.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&ldquo;Jules.&rdquo;<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&ldquo;Yeah?&rdquo;<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&ldquo;Does that cologne stuff guys wear work or are girls just stupid?&rdquo;<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&ldquo;Girls are just stupid.&rdquo;<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&ldquo;Ahh.&rdquo; Miranda said, scratching that idea off her list.</span>",
  "pools_count": 5,
  "title": "Joomer, Vol. 1 Ch. 3 - Into The Land Of Flannel And Radiation",
  "deleted": "f",
  "public": "t",
  "mimetype": "image/png",
  "pagecount": "1",
  "rating_id": "2",
  "rating_name": "Adult",
  "ratings": [
    {
      "content_tag_id": "4",
      "name": "Sexual Themes",
      "description": "Erotic imagery, sexual activity or arousal",
      "rating_id": "2"
    }
  ],
  "submission_type_id": "12",
  "type_name": "Writing - Document",
  "guest_block": "t",
  "friends_only": "f",
  "comments_count": "6",
  "views": "398"
}