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  "writing": "[center]~Note: this runs parallel to Testostrogen, taking place in the same universe~\n\nJulie Emma Krooby and Miranda Leane Tucker\n\nin\n\nJoomer, Volume 2\n\nChapter 1\n\nJust A Silly Kangaroo Girl\n\nby the kzx[/center]\n\n\n        It was just a misunderstanding. A goof. Jules was pretty goofy, right? All since the day before, Miranda tried justifying what had happened Sunday. Jules kissed Izzy! Said they were together! What about little ol' Miranda's heart?! These thoughts battled with thoughts of another voice.\n        \"'Little' ol' Miranda? You're not little; you're huge! Fat piggie!\"\n        No, Miranda thought, that would be offensive to my actual piggie friends!\n        \"No, you're fat and no one wants to be with you anyway!\"\n        Thats not true!\n        \"Yes, it is!\"\n        No! Jules keeps wanting to hang out with-\n        \"She's using you! Makes you make her look good!\"\n        No... Jules would never- Miranda caught a glimpse of someone she knew approaching from the side- Audrey. She rarely ever talked to Audrey, and last she saw the pony girl was at Becky's house... when Jules kissed Izzy. She was there. Did she feel Miranda's embarrassment?\n        \"H-hi, Audrey.\"\n        \"Hey.\"\n        There was more silence as the two walked to school. Was this how people saw her? A fat, good for nothing girl who didn't talk to anyone?\n        \"Hey, Audrey! Hey, Randa!\" From behind, the voice was clearly Izzy, Aussie accent and all. Miranda turned around to see the dingo girl walking with Becky. She smiled; of course! Izzy's with Becky, remember? She'd never outright be with another girl just like that! Jules was just being silly. Miranda felt herself blush at the secret couple. They were so cute together! Izzy hugged Audrey and shot Miranda a serious look. What was that? Was Izzy mad at her?\n        \"Hey, guys!\" Miranda said with a bit too much sweetness tinged. Was that too obvious? It was just so CUTE that Becky and Izzy were together! Miranda continued to smile at Izzy until suddenly Izzy was taken over by a familiar red and orange figure.\n        \"Oh, hey Ju-\" Izzy cut short, being attacked by a kissing kangaroo on her mouth. It was deep. Everyone was quiet. These two were almost being sweet themselves! Miranda's legs wobbled a bit; it wasn't true, it wasn't true! Becky was Izzy's true love! And Jules was... \"Ju-ules! Don't do that!\" Izzy cried, stumbling backwards. Jules stepped back as well, smiling at the dingo like she was a new Christmas gift. Miranda looked away, feeling her blush contrast with the cool morning air.\n        \"Jules! Don't attack Izzy like that!\" Becky said sternly.\n        \"You, raccoon, have no business telling me what I do with my girlfriend.\" Jules said, having turned to the coon girl, as if trying to cause Becky to burst into flames. Was it that Becky was trying to defend her actual girlfriend? It was weird at times that Miranda was the only one who knew about them. Audrey stomped up into the scene/\n        \"What about Dennis?!\" she yelled, \"Aren't you still-\" An orange finger flew up into the pony girl's face.\n        \"Nah, we broke up.\" Jules said.\n        \"Whoa, seriously?\" Becky asked. Jules tossed her head to the side.\n        \"Yeah, we weren't really dating, I guess. Just there for the physical stuff.\" She said with a smile.\n        \"What physical stuff?!\" Audrey seemed to bark.\n        \"Doesn't matter; Izzy and I are a couple now!\" No, they weren't! Jules, stop lying!\n        \"But-\" Audrey suddenly went quiet, casting her burning eyes aside.\n        \"You guys aren't-!\" Becky started, closing her eyes and taking in a breath. She looked at Izzy. \"Izzy, are you guys going out?\" Izzy swallowed hard. Miranda held her chest.\n        \"Well, no, but-\" Yeah, that's what I thought! Stop being silly, Jules, please!\n        \"That's right!\" Jules hugging Izzy. \"We are awesome, remember?\"\n        \"'Awesome?'\" Izzy asked in an awkward, timid fashion.\n        \"Yeah! We're awesome together! You guys should see how well our pussies fit together!\" Jules said, turning proudly to the blushing group highlighted by an almost glowing raccoon. Jules, no... that's just dirty...\n        \"Jules! What the heck?!\" Audrey said.\n        \"Yeah! They're like puzzle pieces! Wet puzzle pieces!\" Jules was the only one smiling.\n        \"No, Jules, we-\" Izzy tried.\n        \"I love you, girl!\" Jules interrupted. Izzy went silent, as if giving up on getting through the crazy redhead. Miranda cleared her throat; anything different, anything!\n        \"Well, um, class, we...\" Miranda mumbled. Jules let go of Izzy.\n        \"Yeah, let's hit the loo first, huh, girls?\" She said, trotting away. The girls awkwardly followed. Audrey kept looking at Izzy incredulously.\n        \"izzy, why her?!\" She whispered.\n        \"what, you believe her? i'm not with her!\" Izzy defended. Though it was a barely audible whisper, it helped confirm what Miranda knew was a silly misunderstanding; they weren't together! Izzy and Becky were together! Jules, why were you so silly?\n        \"so you aren't stabbing me in the back right now?\" Audrey cursed through a whisper.\n        \"of course not!\" Becky whispered, stepping in. \"no one is stabbing anyone. jules just got the wrong idea and thinks izzy wants to be her girlfriend! besides, why do you care anymore anyway? she said she's not with dennis anymore.\" Audrey turned away, arms crossed. As everyone walked away, the other voice began to bug the monkey girl awkwardly following her friends.\n        \"Hear that? She wants Izzy to be her girlfriend; she obviously doesn't want a fat monkey girl to be anything more than something to compare to!\"\n        No, you're wrong-\n        \"You'll just end up being a disappointment to Jules, like you are to your family.\"\n        please, just shut up...\n        In the restroom, the girls stayed mostly silent. Miranda quickly beelined her way to a stall and locked herself in. Sitting, she sighed, thinking about how she just came up in spirits, but one tiny detail from Becky brought her down again. Ugh! Why was this stuff so hard?! There was a flush and a stall opening, and after a while of no one talking, she heard Jules and Audrey.\n        \"I know you're Jules and all...\" Audrey started, her passive-aggressive tones.\n        \"What's that supposed to mean?\" Jules asked, seeming to attempt a rise from Audrey.\n        \"What I mean is you bounce from boy to girl and it seems like you don't ever love any of them, so...\" Audrey said, drifting off sarcastically. \n        \"So...what? I like sausages AND tacos, don't you?\" Jules said happily. Miranda covered her mouth to prevent a chuckle. Audrey just huffed.\n        \"'Sausages and tacos?' You're so gross!\" She said.\n        \"At least I'm never single.\" Jules said matter-of-factly. That's right; Jules never was single. Even if... even if she got together with Miranda, she'd probably just 'bounce' to the next person! Without giving it a second thought!\n        \"Jules, c'mon, don't start anything.\" Becky said, having left her stall.\n        \"I'm not single!\" Audrey shouted. It was like she didn't even acknowledge Becky's attempt to keep things civil. The room went silent. Some other girls walked in and that's all Miranda could hear, the two voices, bubbly and carefree. Two stalled opened near Miranda and Becky's voice was a little clearer. There was a set of small shoes and panties dropping in the next stall and Miranda felt super self-conscious and left her stall, flushing. She saw Jules, Audrey and Becky standing at the sinks. Izzy stood awkwardly by.\n        \"What do you mean? A boyfriend?\" Becky asked. \n        \"Yes... he's...\" Audrey paused, looked up at Becky and Izzy and leaned in. \"he's an older boy...\" she whispered. The girls smiled. Jules even turned to give the pony attention, huge smile on her face.\n        \"How old is he?\" Jules blurted out! Oh, my god, she didn't just ask something like that outloud! The girls all winced, some hushing the kangaroo girl.\n        \"jules!! shh... god...\" Audrey hissed, turning a bright red, whipping her head around the room.\n        \"well? is he driving yet?\" Jules asked, now whispering through a smile. Izzy coughed. The other girls laughed gently, too. Audrey, however, got redder and redder, staring at the faucet.\n        \"au...audrey...\" Becky started, \"how old is he?\" The pony girl seemed to shrink away and finally turn, leaving the restroom and leaving the girls dumbfounded and silent. What was that about? Who was Audrey supposedly dating?\n        The two girls came out and went between Izzy and her friends at the mirror. Miranda hid behind Becky, recognizing them as those girls who would make fun of the monkey girl's size and glasses.\n        \"Guess she's really gettin' some?\" Jules said unapologetically, applying lipgloss, not looking away from the mirror. Miranda threw a paw over her mouth and Becky frowned. All girls were red in the face.\n        \"Jules, c'mon...\" she said, paws on hips.\n        \"Who's getting some?\" Breslin said brightly. Jules finished her lipgloss application and turned to the ferret with a smile and a kink in her shoulders as she leaned against the sink.\n        \"We heard you were.\" She said, causing annoyance and gusts of impatient breaths from both girls.\n        \"Excuse me? I don't even have a boyfriend!\" Breslin said, looking offended.\n        \"Huh... guess you're just giving it away for free.\" Jules said, shrugging and turning back to the mirror. The girls gasped.\n        \"Giving WHAT away for free?!\" The ferret said, arms out like an angry crab, breathing heavy, eyes of doom on the kangaroo.\n        \"Oh, you know! That cute little booty'a yours!\" Jules said, making a gentle swooping motion with her paw at the angry ferret. Everyone laughed. Miranda's heart started to swell. Was Jules giving these girls a hard time for making fun of me? Miranda thought. \"Just giving it away; it's a terrible business model.\" Miranda smiled big, but still hid behind Becky.\n        \"You... you funny-talking... BITCH!\" Breslin yelled, leaving the restroom with Jenny in tow. Jules chuckled and Becky smiled.\n        \"Now, c'mon, Jules.\" Becky started, \"It's good you stuck up for both Miranda and Audrey just now, but we shouldn't do too much and stoop to their level. Funny, though...\" the raccoon added, smirking still. Jules finished up and walked to the bathroom door, turning back to her friends.\n        \"Yeah, I love all my friends.\" She said, big smile. \"I even love you, Becky!\" Becky frowned.\n        \"Thanks...\" Becky added. Miranda smiled as the girls filed out of the bathroom. Jules DID care for her friends, and that included Miranda! Jules was just a silly kangaroo girl!",
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Wet puzzle pieces!&quot; Jules was the only one smiling.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;No, Jules, we-&quot; Izzy tried.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;I love you, girl!&quot; Jules interrupted. Izzy went silent, as if giving up on getting through the crazy redhead. Miranda cleared her throat; anything different, anything!<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;Well, um, class, we...&quot; Miranda mumbled. Jules let go of Izzy.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;Yeah, let&#039;s hit the loo first, huh, girls?&quot; She said, trotting away. The girls awkwardly followed. Audrey kept looking at Izzy incredulously.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;izzy, why her?!&quot; She whispered.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;what, you believe her? i&#039;m not with her!&quot; Izzy defended. Though it was a barely audible whisper, it helped confirm what Miranda knew was a silly misunderstanding; they weren&#039;t together! Izzy and Becky were together! Jules, why were you so silly?<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;so you aren&#039;t stabbing me in the back right now?&quot; Audrey cursed through a whisper.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;of course not!&quot; Becky whispered, stepping in. &quot;no one is stabbing anyone. jules just got the wrong idea and thinks izzy wants to be her girlfriend! besides, why do you care anymore anyway? she said she&#039;s not with dennis anymore.&quot; Audrey turned away, arms crossed. As everyone walked away, the other voice began to bug the monkey girl awkwardly following her friends.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;Hear that? She wants Izzy to be her girlfriend; she obviously doesn&#039;t want a fat monkey girl to be anything more than something to compare to!&quot;<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;No, you&#039;re wrong-<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;You&#039;ll just end up being a disappointment to Jules, like you are to your family.&quot;<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;please, just shut up...<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;In the restroom, the girls stayed mostly silent. Miranda quickly beelined her way to a stall and locked herself in. Sitting, she sighed, thinking about how she just came up in spirits, but one tiny detail from Becky brought her down again. Ugh! Why was this stuff so hard?! There was a flush and a stall opening, and after a while of no one talking, she heard Jules and Audrey.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;I know you&#039;re Jules and all...&quot; Audrey started, her passive-aggressive tones.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;What&#039;s that supposed to mean?&quot; Jules asked, seeming to attempt a rise from Audrey.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;What I mean is you bounce from boy to girl and it seems like you don&#039;t ever love any of them, so...&quot; Audrey said, drifting off sarcastically. <br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;So...what? I like sausages AND tacos, don&#039;t you?&quot; Jules said happily. Miranda covered her mouth to prevent a chuckle. Audrey just huffed.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;&#039;Sausages and tacos?&#039; You&#039;re so gross!&quot; She said.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;At least I&#039;m never single.&quot; Jules said matter-of-factly. That&#039;s right; Jules never was single. Even if... even if she got together with Miranda, she&#039;d probably just &#039;bounce&#039; to the next person! Without giving it a second thought!<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;Jules, c&#039;mon, don&#039;t start anything.&quot; Becky said, having left her stall.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;I&#039;m not single!&quot; Audrey shouted. It was like she didn&#039;t even acknowledge Becky&#039;s attempt to keep things civil. The room went silent. Some other girls walked in and that&#039;s all Miranda could hear, the two voices, bubbly and carefree. Two stalled opened near Miranda and Becky&#039;s voice was a little clearer. There was a set of small shoes and panties dropping in the next stall and Miranda felt super self-conscious and left her stall, flushing. She saw Jules, Audrey and Becky standing at the sinks. Izzy stood awkwardly by.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;What do you mean? A boyfriend?&quot; Becky asked. <br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;Yes... he&#039;s...&quot; Audrey paused, looked up at Becky and Izzy and leaned in. &quot;he&#039;s an older boy...&quot; she whispered. The girls smiled. Jules even turned to give the pony attention, huge smile on her face.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;How old is he?&quot; Jules blurted out! Oh, my god, she didn&#039;t just ask something like that outloud! The girls all winced, some hushing the kangaroo girl.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;jules!! shh... god...&quot; Audrey hissed, turning a bright red, whipping her head around the room.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;well? is he driving yet?&quot; Jules asked, now whispering through a smile. Izzy coughed. The other girls laughed gently, too. Audrey, however, got redder and redder, staring at the faucet.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;au...audrey...&quot; Becky started, &quot;how old is he?&quot; The pony girl seemed to shrink away and finally turn, leaving the restroom and leaving the girls dumbfounded and silent. What was that about? Who was Audrey supposedly dating?<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;The two girls came out and went between Izzy and her friends at the mirror. Miranda hid behind Becky, recognizing them as those girls who would make fun of the monkey girl&#039;s size and glasses.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;Guess she&#039;s really gettin&#039; some?&quot; Jules said unapologetically, applying lipgloss, not looking away from the mirror. Miranda threw a paw over her mouth and Becky frowned. All girls were red in the face.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;Jules, c&#039;mon...&quot; she said, paws on hips.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;Who&#039;s getting some?&quot; Breslin said brightly. Jules finished her lipgloss application and turned to the ferret with a smile and a kink in her shoulders as she leaned against the sink.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;We heard you were.&quot; She said, causing annoyance and gusts of impatient breaths from both girls.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;Excuse me? I don&#039;t even have a boyfriend!&quot; Breslin said, looking offended.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;Huh... guess you&#039;re just giving it away for free.&quot; Jules said, shrugging and turning back to the mirror. The girls gasped.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;Giving WHAT away for free?!&quot; The ferret said, arms out like an angry crab, breathing heavy, eyes of doom on the kangaroo.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;Oh, you know! That cute little booty&#039;a yours!&quot; Jules said, making a gentle swooping motion with her paw at the angry ferret. Everyone laughed. Miranda&#039;s heart started to swell. Was Jules giving these girls a hard time for making fun of me? Miranda thought. &quot;Just giving it away; it&#039;s a terrible business model.&quot; Miranda smiled big, but still hid behind Becky.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;You... you funny-talking... BITCH!&quot; Breslin yelled, leaving the restroom with Jenny in tow. Jules chuckled and Becky smiled.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;Now, c&#039;mon, Jules.&quot; Becky started, &quot;It&#039;s good you stuck up for both Miranda and Audrey just now, but we shouldn&#039;t do too much and stoop to their level. Funny, though...&quot; the raccoon added, smirking still. Jules finished up and walked to the bathroom door, turning back to her friends.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;Yeah, I love all my friends.&quot; She said, big smile. &quot;I even love you, Becky!&quot; Becky frowned.<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;Thanks...&quot; Becky added. Miranda smiled as the girls filed out of the bathroom. Jules DID care for her friends, and that included Miranda! Jules was just a silly kangaroo girl!</span>",
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