[sexual parody of MLP:FiM theme; not so crude as some!]

My Little Porny
My Little Porny
I used to wonder what great sex could be
My Little Porny
Until you all shared this orgy with me!

Exciting romps
Toys of fun!
Some teasing clothes
and Colts well-hung
Lusty kisses give rise to heat
And magic makes us all horny!

My Little Porny
Don't you know you are my very best MATES!