Garfield: Too Much Lasagna is Never Enough
by tannim
May 24, 2016

	"Jon will probably be angry.  Nah, that's a problem for later.  This lasagna is a problem for NOW." Garfield knelt and kissed the cheese on the first still cooling pan load. "I love you... You smell so saucy." His eyes drifted to the other pan. "I hate to tell you this, but I love your four sisters, too." He laughed and kissed the other pans. "Oh girls, you don't have to fight over ME! I love you all equally... OH, did you hear what SHE offered if I'd love her?"

	The story went on in his head as Garfield looked from one steaming pan to the other.  They all fought over him, promising him everything to be his only love, but only one offered herself to him in full and he took her up on that offer by crudely stuffing one handful after another of her cheesy saucy noodle-y goodness into his mouth.  She was wonderful, but it was heart rending to hear the sobbing of her sisters and he paused to pat one kindly and kiss her with her sister's sauce still on his lips.

	The others all begged to be next and he took each one up one after another until all the pans were empty and his belly was achingly full.  Garfield sighed happily and looked at the pans lovingly.  They had all been his one true love.  He was rather embarrassed to find himself fully erect when he groaned and stood up.

	"Well, that was exciting.  They don't usually put up so much of a fuss about my good looks." He sniffed deeply, then let his gaze wander around.  Something wasn't right.  Someone was lonely.  Someone hiding in the oven.  A forgotten sister shunned by her siblings for being TOO beautiful!  Garfield took her out and carried her past the others to the basement at the sound of a car pulling in. "Quick, I'll protect you from your evil sisters!"

	Down stairs he set her still wonderfully warm pan down and looked at her.  She was really too beautiful to eat, yet, and he had something else on his mind instead.  Garfield ignored the noise upstairs, but did imagine it was her yelling his name instead of Jon.

	He took a deep breath at the passion in her voice and then dove right into her, squishing his fat body into her soft melted cheese and dipping his muzzle deep into the soft saucy folds of her noodles.  His stiff kitty dick thrust between her hot steaming folds and playfully slapped his hips to her cheesy lower half.  With his body laying on hers, she spread out around him, moving in time to his grinding and making the most beautiful noises he could imagine all the while yelling his name angrily from upstairs.  She told him to turn it over and he obeyed, rolling onto his back with a noodle still sticking to his needy cock.

	Her sauce and cheese smeared with him, spreading over his side, arm, and back and he dug deep with his fingers into her yielding cleavage to cup her savory mounds.  Garfield kissed at each one before stuffing it into his mouth and squeezing it tightly with lips and tongue.   He sucked at her noodles, one at a time, and had to swallow hard to force them down into his already too full gullet.  She tasted too wonderful to waste and he didn't want to disappoint her by not eating every bit as he made love to her.

	Garfield's right hand drifted down to his erection and he smiled broadly at the ceiling when he felt the noodle on it.  She was such a naughty girl, trying to pleasure him like that when he was still at foreplay.  He rewarded her by grabbing another handful and helping her work him better.  Feeling the sauce and soft wet grippy noodles squish around his barbed shaft brought a long purred groan from his chubby throat.

	He turned and kissed the messy lasagna's face. "Yes, you're good enough to deserve that purr." Garfield's hand slid up and down his cock still holding the mashed pasta. "I think we're both ready to move beyond foreplay, don't you?"

	The cat rolled again, squishing his remaining semi-clean side into the saucy cheesy mess so he could kiss and bite at the same time.  His hand and cock both sank into the lasagna's many noodles and stayed there while he masturbated furiously.  Her heat made him want to sink into the pan deeper with her.

	Garfield took another bite and had to swallow several times to force it down.  He should have taken a break before making love to their prettier sister.  He... had another idea and lifted his tail.  There were many ways to love and many holes to love with.

	Without stopping his right hand, he took a big hand full and guided his lover under his tail.  She made such a cute curious wet noise when he touched her to his hole, but she didn't complain.  His lasagna found it cute that he wanted her to tease him so intimately while he made love to her and his fat buttocks jiggled as she let him help her inside one saucy noodle after another fingered through.

	Garfield clenched his eyes at the feeling of her sauce making him burn just a little inside. "Mmm... you know how to tickle a cat, babe.  Jon sure did use a spicy sauce when he made you.  So hot in there just for me."

	He let go of his dick to grab another handful and stuff it into his mouth, then took another to squish around his cock again while very slowly chewing and savoring.  Her passion was still hot and steamy around him, but she was slowly cooling off and he knew he had to work her over fast to keep her love fresh.  As stuffed as he was, it would be hard, but with another handful pressing roughly under his tail to force her in deeper, he could do it.

	The cat grunted and pushed hard at his ass.  A mound of four noodles at once spread him open and he felt the pleasant saucy burn scoot up deeper, then vanish into his colon.  He kissed her when she yelled his name again from above and he Mrowled hers back with more cheese smearing over his balls and inner thighs.

	Another handful went into both holes, though he hadn't yet swallowed her tongue in his mouth.  Her wet noodles licked all over him and he pushed more into his fat cheeks instead of choking it down.  She was such a good kisser and so messy when some of her squished out through his lips several times before he could fully stuff it in.

	His toes dug in when a large lump of beef popped into his butt and he strained hard to swallow.  It took three tries to force it down and he rolled over, panting as he worked another lump of meat into his rear.  He liked a kinky girl and this lasagna was stuffing three fingers in at once!

	"You're so good to me, lasagna... Oh, what's that? You think you can do more? Well, go ahead and try.  I can take it." Garfield stuffed another several noodles in after it and smiled at where he imagined her face to be just to his side. "I'll take all you got, babe."

	He groaned at the discomfort in his belly, but grabbed more and stuffed it into his mouth anyway.  His tongue slid between her folds instead of chewing and he ate her out little by little while she fingered and then fisted him with ever larger loads of cheesy noodles and saucy beef chunks.  Garfield's hole loosened steadily with his own fingers toying with it.  The rhythmic clenching from his other hand pumping his dick made him time his stuffing but that just made it hotter when he squeezed tightly before it was all in.

	She timed it wrong herself, he knew, just so he could feel her noodles squeeze out his rump and she teased him again by making him push them back in during the clench.  He had fun pulling a whole noodle out himself and rubbing it over his balls and belly to sauce it up again before stuffing it back in. The way she yelled his name and stomped in frustration from above told him she loved it too.

	A loud sniffing at the basement door had him jerking his hand faster over his cock and thrusting into his own grip.  "They're onto us.  Hurry, my beauty, hide inside me."

	The lasagna smeared further over him and he felt his back touch the bottom of the pan.  There was a wonderful tingle in his groin from the slowly growing pleasure but he had couldn't keep up the pace and had to flop his arm back into her warm embrace after just another ten seconds.  He was huffing and puffing from strain and found himself wishing he was in better shape for loving.

	"You need to help me, Lasagna." He took another series of passionate half kiss half bites. "Give me the strength of your love."

	Garfield used both hands to stuff some into his mouth and even more under his tail.  He was gagging as he sucked it down and so full in his butt that it hurt to fill even that hole any more, but the gluttonous cat still forced it in and down.  He chewed and swallowed and he stuffed and wiggled his hips to get his ass to open up further.  His three inch erection throbbed in determined need, leaking copious pre and demanding he give it more attention.

	Stuffing his mouth until his cheeks bulged again he grabbed it and pounded the cheese slimed kitty dick up and down with saucy and slick fingers.  Stuck on noodles gave a fleshy pussy like feel to his hand and he fucked his lasagna as fast as he could handle.  The huffing of his breath was loud enough to be heard at the top of the stairs where the sniffing had turned into a curious snuffling and scratching at the door.

	Garfield's belly rumbled alarmingly at more being forced down and his bowels rumbled too in complaint at more being forced up.  The spice in her sauce was getting to him even as the pleasure was building.  He could feel the delightful tickle of orgasm coming closer even as he jammed more into his ass.

	She was really fisting him with his ass relaxed and as much as his body complained about it, her presence moving around inside and pressing against his special place inside was driving him wild.  The noodles squishing together against his prostate milked a little of his cum out and up his shaft, making the urge to actually orgasm much stronger.  He couldn't resist kissing her back with fat loving bites of the remaining lasagna still in the pan around him.

	It hurt to swallow and she felt like she wasn't even going all the way down his throat anymore, but he kept at it.  He had to have her inside him even as he hovered at the edge.  Garfield's chubby body jiggled with his own motions both outside and in as though she really were jamming an arm up him and his bowels clenched hard suddenly in protest just as his orgasm was about to hit.

	 His eyes opened wide at the powerful contraction and the compacted lasagna he'd stuffed under his tail erupted out along the bottom of the pan and onto the floor in front of it.  He let out a loud yowl at the heat of her spice burning on its way out, but it was exactly what he needed to orgasm.  All that pasta squirting out of his ass under high pressure tickled him just right.

	Pumping his other hand furiously up and down his cock with a big handful of lasagna squished against it, he felt it hit.  Garfield jerked his cock harder with her noodle pussy squelching sauce and threw his head back, his free hand stuffing one last handful of her into his mouth just as he climaxed. His lover's essence everywhere inside and out with his own mixing with hers on his tubby belly, in her pan, and all over the floor around them.

	Garfield's head flopped left and right while the pulses of pleasure came and let out a long loud feral feline hiss clenched his ass hard as the peak of his orgasm faded.  His legs stretched out, his toes clenched, and he forced another squirt of lasagna from his ass.  Noodles spewed almost a foot from the pan.  Sauce and cheese spluttered out with three loud ripping farts with another noodle hanging out of his ass when they finished.  Garfield felt the pleasure spike again for each toot and groaned at the bliss of it.

	He took a loud breath and bore down again, growling as he did until more lasagna squirted out after an initial fart that made the last noodle flop about and tease his balls for a second.  Another few noodles hung out and he panted hard before straining as hard as he could, one hand pushing on his sticky belly as he pushed.  A thick log of mashed up noodles, cheese, and sauce had him slamming his feet onto the floor and lifting his hips up while it made its way out.

	Garfield's erection pulsed in his hand, letting out another squirt of cum from the pressure of that mashed up mound of lasagna.  It felt like she was really bearing down to fist his ass with how big it was.  He hadn't realized how tightly he'd packed it in but it felt oh so good coming out he wished she'd have let him stuff more in there.

	He wheezed as it just kept going, over half of the whole pan of lasagna had been stuffed into his colon and it had sunk deep within.  His lover's noodles danced over his prostate time and again and he loved how skilled she was with those dainty fingers of hers teasing him there.  Inch after inch of compressed pasta extended out before the end suddenly blasted out and shredded the last few inches of the log.  Noodles splattered all over the floor in front of him, some landing in the cum he'd shot just as far.  As it erupted out one last jet of cum shot out over his chins and chest before he slumped down, panting hard and heavy, completely out of breath.

	Up the stairs, the doorknob turned and Garfield heard his lover call his name curiously.  He smiled and nuzzled his fat cheek into her remaining cheesy goodness before Odie ran down the stairs to sniff at the mess on the floor.  Jon was towering over him with both arms crossed in anger, oblivious to what exactly the cat had been up to.

	"Garfield... How COULD you! Those were for a charity dinner sale! Now I have NOTHING to give them and Liz will think I'm a bum... AGAIN!" He grabbed the pan and dumped Garfield out. "Just LOOK at you! You're covered in cheese and that is never going to come out of your fur.  Don't you even THINK of running up stairs and getting that all over the furniture, either.  You're getting a bath!"

	Odie flinched at the b word, but Garfield just took a long satisfied deep breath and wheezed it back out.  He didn't even fight back when Jon grabbed him by the scruff of his neck and carried him away.  After watching them both disappear, Odie sniffed at Garfield's mess and had a meal of the remaining lasagna.  He glanced up at the door, then surreptitiously lifted a paw between his own legs and sniffed at the cat cum coating the floor as deeply as he could with a look of lustful bliss in his eyes.