The Nude BBQ by tannim April 13, 2010 Esme looked on in concern as the squirrel carried the tray of raw food away. The burgers she'd prepared, despite a distaste for touching raw meat, and veggie bratwurst were all they had for the night. Muriel didn't inspire a lot of confidence in her carrying ability to the goat Her lack of arms being a big concern. They were unfounded though as Muriel easily carried the tray to the door balanced on her tail. She lifted one foot, turned the handle with the toes, and slipped through easily. Outside Tannim had just finished lighting the grill, having only singed a few scales after a WEE bit much flame to start with on the char coal. He hadn't expected them to light so easy. As the squirrel came up to him he coughed out the last bit of smoke and took a deep breath. This would be his first time grilling... also his first time grilling naked. Everybody had enjoyed the idea of a get together. He'd been rather surprised at Esme's idea of having a nude BBQ, but that wasn't something he'd want to pass up. Muriel had been all for it too, though he wasn't sure why. The nine year old squirrel's parents were busy but had let her come. They too knew of the nude aspect, but had raised their girl to not be ashamed of her body. Muriel was well balanced and quite used to balancing things on her tail, she had no trouble at all carrying the somewhat heavy tray on her big bushy squirrel tail. The girl set it down on the picnic table and watched the dragon flap his wings to get the soot off them. She liked Tannim, though she wasn't entirely sure why. He always made bad jokes, though sometimes a good one, and side tracked conversations by forgetting words as he was saying them. His train of thought made her wonder if he was a bit off in the head, but she still liked him. The dragon turned around and smiled at her then thanked her for the food. Esme came out with Tosh charging after her. The four year old was eager for his first BBQ and he loved having new people over. Especially older males. Tosh didn't get to see too many of those as Esme wanted to keep him away from bad influences. She figured Tannim was so bad that he'd cancel himself out and be a good influence. Tannim raised an eyeridge at the length of Tosh's foreskin tip. Esme told him that the boy loved having her tug on it and that it had stretched a bit. He hadn't expected it to stretch quite as far as it had. At a bit more than five inches of dangling soft boy skin it was quite impressive. The dragon glanced at Esme and smirked, she'd been doing it for herself too he was sure. The mother goat was older than tannim, about thirty seven, and a bit pudgy, but she was still a pretty woman. Her breasts were ample, though not huge. It was her nipples that were impressive. They jutted not quite seven inches from her chest nice and taught without any noticeable sagging. The woman paid little attention to them while carrying the bag of buns and plate of onions and other vegetables. Tosh ran around her, holding a bottle of mustard in one hand and ketchup in the other. He had gotten the lid off the ketchup and playfully squeezed it to shoot little squirts of red into the air above him. They landed behind him as the bundle of energy ran forward. Muriel caught him up as he ran by her. Sitting on the bench she'd deftly wrapped her legs around the boy and leaned down to kiss his forehead. The little kid laughed and kissed her cheek back before climbing onto her lap. Tannim took the condiments from Tosh before the boy could drop them, but he didn't notice. Tosh was busy curiously patting at Muriel's shoulders where her arms would have been. The dragon put the rack on the grill and let it heat up while chatting with Esme and Muriel about nothing of importance. They were all sorry the other guests were a bit late. Briar, Sorrel, Lillie were on their way they knew. Nobody had heard from Ophen, Alma, Kershan, or Kabab. Nasimi and Ossec were detained by their families. Esme and Tannim were both confident most would show up though, none of them would miss a nude BBQ! The sound and smell of sizzling grilled food distracted the dragon too much. Esme perked up as well. Muriel laughed at Tosh wiggling a finger into the indented area of her shoulder and he squirmed out of her lap. "Chase me, Muriel!" The boy called out as he ran. Muriel waited a few moments, then got up and did indeed chase him. Her tail swished back and forth as she ran, letting her keep her balance easily. She overtook the young goat for a few seconds then decided to hold back so he could stay in the lead. The boy's mother watched while she talked but Tannim was busy tending the grill with salt and pepper in hand daring one burger to not be salted enough while another mocked him with too little pepper... until it suddenly had too much. The dragon picked up the spatula with his tail and flipped them while he poured a bit of BBQ sauce over three sizzling patties. Once flipped cheese slices were carelessly tossed on top of eight others. He made sure to keep those out of the way as he didn't like cheese on his. Esme made a smart comment about two of them looking burnt and he made a face at her. She laughed and carried the empty plates and bowels away. He flapped his wings to cool himself off while watching Muriel tickling Tosh with her feet. She'd caught him easily enough after letting him run free a few minutes. Her big tail held him down while the squirrel tickled his sides with her toes. The little kid squealed and laughed during the tickling while struggling to escape without REALLY trying to escape. Tosh finally slipped free again. He ran a few feet then looked back to make sure Muriel was getting up to follow him. Esme shook her head with a smile as she came back with the pan to put all the food on. She carried a pitcher of cold tea in the other hand which she poured into some glasses for the four of them. "She's really good with him. Her lack of arms is still a bit off putting. Must be hard." Esme gave the tray to tannim, then coughed to get his attention off her chest. "Oh, yeah... she likes playing with him it seems. I don't think she minds not having arms at all. She never had them so doesn't miss them. You've seen her work things with her feet. They're as good as hands. Her tail helps a lot too. She's fine." The dragon's gaze slipped back to the goat's chest then he shook his head and took the pan. His tail flipped burger after burger onto the pan, cooked to just past perfection for some, close enough for others. The veggie brats were in good shape and actually smelled good. Esme turned to the driveway as a car pulled in. Tosh ran screaming with laughter between Tannim's legs. The boy's short horns narrowly missed scraping the dragon's butt and tail. He did not miss the dragon's balls, though, or, rather, the dragon's long scrotum. Tannim's rope like sack slapped against Tosh's chest and bent exactly like a rope with the balls at the end staying in place between the dragon's legs until the kid ran a few feet further dragging the long scrotum with him. His run between Tannim's legs made the dragon lift a leg to try to dodge him, he lost his balance with the heavy burger and bratwurst laden tray and fell backwards. The tray tilted, some of the foot slid off. His balls were drug along by Tosh before swinging back when all the slack ran out. The boy spun around with them as though they were a string spinning an old fashioned "top" toy. He laughed and landed on his butt a moment later. Muriel rolled between Tannim's legs, still chasing after him, and hopped up over the dragon's special rope hazard. Her tail curled in front of her to protect her head and face during the roll as well as provide a bit of spring to bounce back up onto her feet with. She caught Tosh and kissed the boy's nose before tickling him again. Neither noticed Tannim stumbling back trying to catch his balance, stepping on his long sack, and falling backwards. Only intervention by Esme Nasimi catching him saved most of the burgers. Tannim found himself half sitting half leaning against the short woman's massive breasts while her elderly husband supported her from behind. He looked around to see Esme stalking over to the cubs. She looked stern but he could see the amusement she was trying to smother trying to bloom into a smile on her muzzle. "TOSH! You know better than to run between legs!" She crouched next to him, her arms crossed under her bare chest. "'m sorry, mom!" The boy gasped out in between the shrieks from Muriel's toes tickling his sides. She stared at him, sternly, then pat both children and pulled them up. "Come on, it's time to eat. And we have guests. Wash your hands... err... " She blushed a bit, not sure what to say to Muriel. "and feet, and lets eat." The food was good, more guests showed up. Soon only Alma wasn't there. She called in that she couldn't make it though and Tannim shook his head by the sound of grunting coming from nearby the phone. Everybody had a good time. The nudity made them far more aware of their bodies, but the women politely ignored the occasional erections. The males tried to ignore them as well. All except Tosh, but he was always distracted by other things too easily to worry about them. By the time everybody left, only Tannim and Esme were still there with Tosh in bed. They were both happy with how the BBQ went. It was a joy to get together with nearly everybody for the first time, even if only briefly.