Sciencing Rico
by tannim
October 13, 2013

	"Eeeee, FEEESH!" Rico danced happily while admiring his sandwich.

	He debated adding the other mackerel, but since it wouldn't fit between the two slices of bread, he just tossed it into the air and swallowed it whole.  There were perks to guard duty other than the mind numbing boredom.  Always plenty of fish around.

	"Rico! I could use your assistance testing out my latest invention..."

	The penguin jerked his head toward the lab door at Kowalski's yell.  He looked back at his sandwich, just an inch from his beak, then back and made an unintelligible mumble.  Always when about to eat.  Every time, except when not.

	He peaked into the room a few seconds later.  There was Kowalski. There was the table with straps and wires.  Nothing new there.  His head did tilt when Kowalski turned, though.

	"Ung een e?"

	"Ah, there you are! If you'll just hop up on this table here..." Kowalski tugged his goggles down over his eyes. "... we can get started."

	"..." Rico straitened his head, but his expression shifted from curious to worried curious.

	Kowalski pushed his goggles back up again not at all concerned about the long protruding rounded tipped tapered rod jutting outward curving subtly up from his belt. "Is... there a problem?"

	"Eh heh?"

	It took the brainy penguin a few seconds to realize his friend was looking from his belt to his face meaningfully several times, but he finally understood Rico's simplistic question. "Oh, this.  This is part of my new invention.  Well, no, this IS my new invention.  I call it, Mammalian Reproduction Simulator 32ZX.  Er, it's not 32 inches long, I just thought that sounded cool." Kowalski waited, but the confused expression didn't change to one of awe as he'd hoped. "Never mind the name.  I've been watching the mammals in the zoo during their breeding programs and wanted to try it out.  It looks... fun.  So, hop up on the table and lets try this baby out!"

	Rico scratched his head, then waddled over to the table with a garbled 'ok' that could have meant about anything.  Breeding wasn't something he knew much about and there was that word FUN to go with.  Being strapped down was enough fun on its own.  There was always the chance he'd have to bust free and hurry out or bust the bolts holding the table down and rip THAT free.  No downsides to that experiment that he could see.

	After adjusting the straps, Kowalski squeezed some gel onto his MRS 32ZX. "Now, this is going to be going into your cloaca, Rico.  I'm not entirely sure how it will feel for you but do be sure to let me know.  The sensors in it will read various pressures and friction..." He sighed at the blank but willing face staring at him. "Sciency stuff into computer.  Some day I'll get an assistant who understands! Anyway, I should probably lubricate you, too."

	Rico's eyes widened and his cheeks flushed red under his white feathers when his friend's flipper massaged around that tender vent.  Having never had anybody touch him there, on purpose, it was surprisingly awkward.  Kind of nice, but awkward.  It got even more so when Kowalski's flipper tip pushed through the opening.

	"Uhhh... bleh bleh?"

	"Probably." Kowalski pushed his goggles down once more, ready for science, and rubbed at his strap on with his free flipper. "We'll know in a second whether it hurts or not."

	The brainy penguin pulled Rico's cloaca open with his well slicked flipper and pressed his toy to it.  Rico's eyes widened at the touch and his pupils darted left and right considering how much wider it's smooth plastic and metal head was than the flipper that'd been in it just a few seconds before.  His left eye twitched at the steadily growing pressure from Kowalski crudely thrusting forward then let out a garbled yell at it popping through.

	"Ablehba! Eeee abhleba!"

	"Quit flailing around, Rico!" Kowalski dodged Rico's wildly flapping flippers. "You need to hold still so I don't scramble you inside like when... er, yes, I said I wouldn't mention that again. Just hold still and let me SCIENCE you!"

	The stinging pain of sudden stretching gave way to a slight discomfort and Rico calmed down.  With the ache gone, he was feeling... different.  Very full, very confused, and kind of happy at the same time.  He could feel the dildo touching new places.  Not exactly comfortable places, but not really too uncomfortable.

	He stared at Kowalski trying to hold a pen in his still slippery flipper and write on a pad with his other slippery flipper.  The other penguin barely noticed him as he shoved awkwardly forward and pulled back slightly less awkwardly.  His motions were getting better, but the strap on felt like it was invading a different space every so often.

	Rico didn't know much about his rear anatomy.  He'd never put much thought in it.  Whether it was going into one rather pleasant area or one that made him feel an urge to do something private, he didn't know what was going on in there.  His friend was completely oblivious to his reactions, until the notepad slipped onto the floor and the pen squirted out to be caught in Rico's beak.

	"Mental note, Next time, wash flippers before writing.  Oh well, how are you feeling, Rico?" Kowalski looked down at the other penguin's cloaca, spread wide around his toy. "A bit wider than I'd expected.  Certainly makes the lemurs look small.  It's kind of fun, really."

	"uh huh..."

	"I guess it doesn't hurt after all... not counting that little outburst from before, anyway." Kowalski aimed it upward a bit higher and felt it bottom out.

	Rico winced.  He pulled back and aimed it at a downward angle, there was less bottoming feeling but still a wince.  It took several more tries but his long scientific shaft suddenly sank in four more inches with relative ease.  They both opened their beaks in surprise.

	Rico let out a strained wheeze, but it didn't seem to be from pain.  He looked like he was straining to do something.  Kowalski looked back at his computer, wishing he could see all that lovely data, then back to his insane yet oh so willing friend.  For now, he'd just have to accept analogue data the old fashioned way.  He pulled out again and stuffed it right back into that deep spot.

	"EEEEE..." Rico strained for a full breath.

	There was a strong pressure inside.  A strong happy pressure that gave him very interesting thoughts about making eggs.  He could feel something shifting in his cloaca that wasn't the strap on and as it shifted the pleasant feeling grew stronger.  His beak opened and tongue dangled limply out, all the while staring at Kowalski.

	Kowalski stared back through his goggles. "Er, Rico? You're tongue is lolling out again."

	He never stopped thrusting his hips or trying to duplicate how he'd seen all those mammals doing it.  That in and out motion was surprisingly tiring, but he was enjoying it, if he didn't look too hard at Rico's rather odd expression.  Then again, many of the males had had similar expressions on their faces while they were in action.  He'd have to pay attention to expressions next time.

	There was a ding, just as Rico was getting close to something big.  Kowalski stepped back, popping the strap on fully out, and turned excitedly to his computer printout.  He was breathing harder just looking at the paper that he had been from fucking his friend silly.

	Rico lay back on the table, feeling very confused and very much wanting that thing back inside.  His cloaca felt so empty while his body felt full to bursting with an excited energy.  He tapped the table to try to get Kowalski's attention.  He made a squealing rumble of unintelligible sounds.  He grabbed at the straps and ripped them from his body.

	"Bleh! Bleh meh!"

	Kowalski stumbled back when Rico spun him and looked surprised at the penguin bending over gesturing angrily at his backside and still wide open hole. "How am I not done? I got the results right here."

	The brainy penguin fell to the ground as Rico tackled him.  His beak clacked shut and watched Rico straddle him.  A flipper pushed the strap on to a lower angle, then Rico backed right onto it with a sigh of satisfaction.  A further rambling command made Kowalsky thrust up into him.

	"You realize this will only screw up my results and make me have to do it again, right?"

	"Eeeee!"