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Disclaimers and Warranty:
If you read this you are violating your warranty rights and privileges and may not return for refund OR replacement.  By reading this story you agree that you are bored and have nothing better to do OR that you are curious as to what the hell I wrote THIS time.  If said story, hear by referred to as "BillyBob"  gets you, the reader, horny, good for you.  If you do not like BillyBob, you are not a fan of rednecks and must, therefor, watch The Blue Collar Comedy Tour(Note: You do not have to watch Larry the Cable Guy's section).  BillyBob will not get you pregnant, even if you skim BillyBob really fast just to get to the good stuff.  

Wakko, Yakko, Dot, Dr. Scratch-n-Sniff, Pinky, The Brain, Skippy and Slappy Squirrel, and general setting are creations of Warner Brothers and I'm using them because I find it amusing.
Dolly is a fan character by Annie Mae.
The Cat is Moonbeamcat, for those who care enough to ask.
Thor is a huge stallion penis shaped dildo made by Zeta Creations, you know you want one, go get one!
Thor is also a god in some mythology or other, if you want him, ehh... Bend over and hold your ass up with a sign that says "Your Lightning Bolt Here"

There is masturbation in this story, if you cannot handle it, you are not a Master!
Go to the amateurbation stories.  There is suggested gay sex, if you can't handle it, you go girl!  THERE IS NO PIE IN THIS STORY! (well, ok, maybe two pies, but you can't eat them!).  This story is a gift, comment on it and tell me what a nice pussy that cat has : )

If you have paid to read it, you had better damn well send me the same amount you paid for it.

WebCam Spanky Fun Time
by tannim
October 7, 2007

	"Oh, Scratchy has a computer in here!  I bet he wouldn't mind if I took a peek!"  Wakko dusted the seat off and promptly ate it.  He pulled a much less comfortable one out of his Bag and hopped onto it.  Scratch-n-Sniff's  computer was a typical toonish computer.  A rectangle with a floppy slot and a power button, but Scratchy's other equipment were much better drawn. A snazzy 80 gajillion button mouse, The Brain looked REALLY uncomfortable with all those buttons stuffed in his bottom, a 1045 key keyboard complete with Breakfast in Bed for Mother In Law, CEO Panic, and, of course the comma key, which was right next to the Webcam Spanky Fun Time key.   The 72.46inch Liquid Crystal Plasma Projection 3D Flat Panel Ultra High Definition ShamSung Monitor took up the left side of the room.  The little "designed for Winders 3.11" logo sticker on the bottom was a bit faded but still readable. At the top of the monitor was the HD Movie camera that served as Scratch-n-Sniff's webcam.

	Wakko moved the mouse, guessed the security password with only 2 tries, and had fully browsed the computer's rather boring porn collection in just the first 21 seconds.  "Scratchy has some really boring stuff on his computer.  Who'd want to watch Fat Opera Singers Shaving in the Bath Tub more than TWICE?!"  The boy propped himself up with his tail and opened the web browser.  "Let's see what else is on."  He browsed through the bookmarks on Scratchy's desk then thought it might be fun to see the online favorites.  "Huh, Warners Live Bathroom Webcam.  I wonder what that is."

	A click on it, something The Brain groaned from as his balls had become sensitive from rubbing all over the pad and being squeezed, and Wakko found himself watching Yakko on all fours with a rubber inflatable woman on all fours behind him pulling a well used and filled condom off the Warner with her lips.  Yakko's butt was very visible in the camera and Wakko laughed "Haha! He got a balloon stuck on him down there!  I knew I wasn't the only one who did that..."  The rubber dolly ran her hands over Yakko's reviving cock and rubbed him vigorously while she crawled over him.  She stopped rubbing to fully kneel on his back and leaned over him a bit with her breasts over his head.  He looked up at her over him, she bent her head down further and they kissed.

	"That's a funny game to play in the bathroom.  What if somebody has to go to the bathroom though... "  He stuck his tongue out and moved down the favorites list.  "Huh, there sure are a lot of other links like that.  Oh, Is that dot in her bed?  Wow, she's really rubbing her self good under her panties.  I guess that's why Yakko's in the bathroom.  Dot always leaves such a fun smell... "  He felt a bit of an urge between his own legs but ignored it.  He watched Dot for a few more minutes before looking down at it.  "Go Away, I'm busy, we can play later"  Looking back up he found himself staring into dot's black furred butt as the young Warner had rolled over and lifted it up to rub her chest against the sheets while she enthusiastically massaged around her clitty and rubbed over her nether lips.  Her panties had slipped down showing her vulva with it's lust engorged lips slightly opened and oh so ready. 

	Wakko  shifted and bumped the keyboard suddenly, accidentally pressing the Webcam Spanky Fun Time key.  Three windows opened up and hid Dot.  A chat room filled with strangely named people  talking constantly about what they would do with their favorite Warner Brother or Sister, a window showing Wakko watching the monitor, and Teen Sex Chat site with I'm16yoScratchy as the username.  It took wakko a while to figure out what the main chat room was about. He closed the teen chat after the 29th ad for penis enlargement and decided to see what would happen if he said hello in the other.  After getting plenty of replies he talked more and more.  People suddenly started yelling about him and telling everybody to check out his webcam.  He looked confused at the two hundred or so sudden private chat requests.  He clicked on one and found himself looking at a somehow familiar looking toon cat girl.  She had hearts in her eyes as he saw her on her webcam.  She was typing so fast her fingers were leaking wisps of dust and cat fur in the air.  "OH MY GOD! WAKKO! YOU! YOU'RE TALKING AND WATCHING ME WITH THE CUTEST ERECTION I"VE EVER SEEN!  I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU I WANNA FUCK YOU PLEASE SHOW ME YOUR BUTT AND YOUR FEET AND YOUR SWEET LITTLE NUTS! THANK YOU ... " she paused panting and drooling and looked very tired from the rapid typing.  Wakko replied with a "Uhhh... "  She slapped herself and took a deep breath.  "Wanna show off to each other?" The girl asked and lithely climbed up onto the chair and spread her legs to the Warner Brother.  Her dark furred thighs opened to a lighter blue color.  The pretty lips were moist looking and Wakko could easily see her aroused clitty just eager for attention.  "It's really happy to see you... so hot too.  Please show me yours..." Her big soulful kitten eyes bored into the boy and he pulled his neck fur open to let a little steam out.   "Well...Ohhh K" He said with a smile.

	Wakko climbed up onto his chair but the rickety old style wooden chair he had pulled out fell over and he with it.  He landed with his butt in the air giving the cat the best view she could have hoped for.  His tail was draped over him at an angle showing the boy's sexy round cheeks, his perfect little hole and cute testicles outlined in his tight little pouch.  His erection was bent and lay along the seat of the chair.  As he turned to look at her with a grimace, his hat fell out of the air and landed on his butt  for a comical but enjoyable view.  He could hear the sounds of a keyboard screaming from the pain of being typed on so hard, even from across the country.   After climbing back up he found her typing out her pleasure like mad, with one hand.  "Thank you so much!  You want to do some more?  I'd really love to masturbate with you.  We could do it together!"

	After typing it she scooted her chair back and showed him her other paw slowly circling a single finger around her vulva.  Rubbing along the thick outer lips up the center and over her clit.  Wakko had to admit to himself, in writing, that it WAS quite enjoyable to watch that and he WAS very horny after what he'd been seeing.  "If you like, I can try it.  It looks like lots of fun"  He scooted back too. The brain closed his eyes and tried not to watch, but like a car crash he found he couldn't keep his eyes off it.  EEEEYEEESSS!

	Wakko kept his eyes on the screen and his hands on his body.  He rubbed himself slowly at first, following the cat girl's rhythm for a while.  His fingers spread to rub just his wedge shaped tip for several seconds before running them back down to squeeze around his scrotum.  The boy tried to show off, because his new friend(that's my story and I'm sticking to it!) was doing the same.  She slipped two fingers into herself and spread her pussy open.  Wakko tilted his head and watched then rolled over in the suddenly much bigger chair and spread his rump open.  Letting a little semen from his last sexual encounter run out clear and white.  The cat stopped rubbing to type out a question.  The boy didn't notice it for several seconds as he spanked himself.  He imagined Skippy Squirrel was spanking him.  He'd greatly enjoyed feeling the other boy's palms warming his bottom in between frantic humping on Slappy's bed.  He squeezed his cock harder and gripped his tail.  He'd forgotten he was still on the camera and that he had a sexy female cat watching him as he stuffed that tail into his cum slicked hole.  Pumping furiously for nearly a minute he gave the cat a great show.

	His penis drooled precum heavily, his back arched a lot like a cat and his face looked so sexy and happy as lay his cheek on the chair's seat with his eyes closed.  His tail jerked out suddenly, giving a view of his hot pink anal interior for a second before he sat up looking sheepish.  "Oops... heehee, I forgot I was supposed to be masturbating with you"

	The brain rubbed his balls and pointed to the screen.  "She's not paying attention to you anymore, now get back to pawing off!  My plan can't fail THIS time.  Pinky?!"

	"Poit, Yes Brain?"

	"Give him... THOR."

	"How do i do that, Brain?  Norse gods of thunder are really hard to hold on to.  Then there's the whole religious DOES HE EXIST" problem.  And..."

	"Pinky?"

	"Err... Yes brain?"

	"Remind me to hurt you when we get home tonight"

	"Ok!  Narf! I'll just give him this big toy instead shall I?"

	"Faboo... that's a BIG BOY toy"

	Pinky bent over and made a shoving motion.  Wakko took the toy and followed.  "Like thi...Unnngg... "

	The Warner's left eye clenched partially and he made a cute straining face.  The massive stallion penis shaped sex toy with natural coloring was quite larger than Skippy had been.  Being a toon however Wakko managed.  His butt stretched and opened, the other boy's semen acting as very much needed lube.  Again the puppy children boy closed his eyes and pictured Skippy with him.  This time Skippy was stuffing his cock in.  Wakko's mind replaced Skippy's shaft with the massive toy he was taking.  In and out, an inch at a time.  Every thrust in was firm and forceful.  Every thrust in made his cock jump and squirt a jet of sticky clear pre.   Wakko's ass stretched further open as he pushed the arm sized toy in bit by bit.  He paused, sweaty fur soaking the chair and a bead of it closing one eye.  He looked on the screen to see the cat frantically working herself watching him.  He could see the beeping "stream being recorded" indicator and smiled tiredly.  Pushing himself up he wiggled his ass, still with five inches of the toy sticking out and carefully stood up on the chair.

	The boy took a deep breath and sat down on the toy's thick base.  Instead of pushing h is butt down he let gravity do something not usually done in cartoons, its job.  He lifted his feet up, keeping them spread.  Gripping his left ankle with his left hand and his cock in the other he masturbated slowly and rubbed his soft foot against his balls as he did so.  His other leg and foot dangled freely and, with the help of his tail for added balance let himself slowly take the rest of the toy into his small body.  Despite the toy being nearly as long as his torso he finally got it in.  His cheeks were flushed his body trembling from near orgasmic strain.

	At last Wakko's sweaty fuzzy butt kissed the chair.  He stopped pawing off just moments from cumming and sat there watching the sexy cat on the screen.  She saw him stop and paused herself, though it was obvious she was as close as he was.  They both just looked over each other and caught their breaths.  Very much aroused but slowly pulling back from the edge with the cool off period.  After nearly three quiet minutes of relaxing the Warner moved up into a squat.

	He typed out "Here it goes..." and scooted back awkwardly.  His fingers dug around the base of the thick toy and yanked it out halfway.  A quick shove up sheathed it into himself fully again.  Again he pulled it out and wiggled it as he pushed it back in. The camera had a perfect view of his shaft pulse each time he re-sheathed it inside.  His head drooped as his random pumping turned into a rhythmic thrusting.  Two minutes he pumped his bottom firmly.  He felt himself slipping suddenly and ended up laying on his back.  He lay there, pre pooling on his belly from toonish overproduction, and took a moment to recover.  He sat up partially and awkwardly pumped his ass faster in the new position.  He found he could pull it fully out and shove it fully back in each time.  His balls and penis flopped about sexily as his butt opened and squeezed around it each time.

	Wakko's belly quivered as he supported his sitting up position with just his tail and gripped his erection lustfully.  Powerful pumps of both arms were out of sync with no rhythm but the pleasure built rapidly.  His eyes closed halfway his jaw dropped his cock swelled just a bit, the boy's orgasm hit and his spray filled the air.  Powerful jets of boy milk sprayed out onto the screen drenching the monitor and running down it.  Wakko's thighs trembled, he lost his grip on the toy inside and simple left it half in and half out of his well used ass.  His penis continued spitting heavily for three full minutes, drenching everything. Including himself.  Wakko looked exhausted and smiled at the catgirl on the monitor.  Her slack jaw and blissful expression told him she got her release too.

	On the mouse pad The brain watched the heavy stream of semen running down towards the special panel he had placed at the bottom of the monitor.  As it hit it he yelled YES!  The receptor took in the Warner's seed and shorted blasting a massive energy wave all over the world erasing every picture from every hard drive in the world.   Screams filled the air as all over the world people lost their photographs of porn.  People ran in the streets rioting for having lost their porn.  But when t hey realized their video files were untouched they shrugged and went back inside to jack off.

	"Come on Pinky, back to the lab. We have to prepare for Tomorrow night."

	"Why Brain, what are we going to do tomorrow night?"

	"The same thing we do every night, Pinky... Try to get Digital Cable installed so I can watch porn of you with that horse!"

	"Aw, Gosh, Brain... you could just come and watch in person."

	"I know but then I feel all guilty because I wasn't helping."

	Pinky hugged Brain.  "We could try it just the two of us you know..."
