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Jake slipped into the bedroom of his suburban home. The rabbit locked the door behind him as his lover lay on the bed.
"I'll be just a moment," he whispered as he stepped into the attached master bath. He removed his wedding ring and placed it by the sink, his cotton tail twitching excitedly.
Jake returned to the bedroom and stared at his lover, lying on the bed he and his wife shared. Those sweet curves, perfectly outlined against the sheets, enticed the rabbit. Slowly, oh so slowly, he unbuttoned his shirt, dropping it as he climbed into bed, bringing his lover into his embrace.
"Oh, baby," he muttered, and his tongue slid out, exploring every curve, every mound, until he reached that sweet slit.
He shivered as his tongue met her sweet, dripping flesh. Furred paws found his belt, and before he knew it, Jake was lying naked on the bed, eating out his lover.
"I want you... now," he whispered. He moved himself around and gasped as he rubbed his hot, throbbing meat against his lover's slit. "Ooooooh, yes..." he gasped, biting his lip to keep himself moaning out as he made love to the figure beneath him.
Jake panted softly as he thrusted against his lover's slit. "Right when I saw you in the supermarket... staring at me... I knew I had to have you..." His own juices mixed with his lover's, and he thrusted faster.
The rabbit bounced his lover on his bed, painting as he quickly worked to his peak. He got on his knees over his lover and wrapped a paw around his member. "I need to paint you with my seed," he whispered, and he began frantically pawing over his lover.
Sharp front teeth bit into the rabbit's lip as he strained not to cry out as he came all over his lover, painting her shapely curves with his seed. He looked over his work and nodded, leaning in to lap his seed up from his lover.
"Enough foreplay," he said as he finished cleaning his seed from his lover. "You shall be mine!" With that, Jake sunk his teeth into his lover's front, ripping through skin and flesh and tearing off a chunk.
Jake savored every bite of his lover, watching as she dwindled to nothing in his paw, leaving behind nothing but a core.
"Jake, honey!" came a voice from the kitchen.
Jake jumped. 'Oh, no... has she noticed?'
"Yes, dear?" he called to his wife.
"What happened to the apple I was cutting for our fruit salad? I can't seem to find it!" she responded.
Jake snickered softly and whispered to the apple core in his paw, 'she'll never know, baby... this is our little secret.'
Jake winked to the audience. "I guess you know, too, but you won't tell my wife. I trust ya!" And with that, the rabbit pulled on his clothes and ring and walked to the kitchen.
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