...“And over here we have the BDSM dungeon, the art gallery where we keep the dick casts we get from our guests is down that hall, and over there is the yogurt stand!” Abraham prattled as he dragged Kamek around the resort. While he did this, he felt the need to keep pointing out each and every part of the place to the naked magician. 


Kamek, meanwhile, was trying to take in as much as he could while also attempting to hide his slowly hardening cock. While Abraham was very helpful in telling him every perverted detail about this surprisingly large resort, the magician was mostly focused on the yoshi’s fine ass. 


With every excited bounce Abraham made, his asscheeks jiggled around as though they were made of jello, his hole just barely visible between the thin thong the yoshi was wearing. Not only that, but all of the places that Abraham was showing him were enough to get the introverted mage's imagination going, making it even harder to not get, well... hard. 


“OH!” Abraham yelled, stopping so suddenly that Kamek nearly bumped into him again, before spinning around and crouching so that his nose was barely an inch away from his face “I nearly forgot to ask if there was anything in particular you wanted and/or needed?”


“Oh, well, uh…” Kamek stammered, feeling a little uncomfortable due to their close proximity,  as well as the fact that his dick was very close to touching Abraham's thigh “Um, I am a little bit thirsty, now that you men-”


“I SEE!” the energetic yoshi shouted, standing up straight. It was at this moment that Kamek also noticed that Abraham was also quite excited, as he now noticed the yoshi was poking him right where his belly button would be if he were a mammal. “I am so sorry sir, I really should have noticed that you were thirsty, but not to worry, our milkshake bar should be open for business right now, lemme just take you over there real quick, okay?”


For a brief moment, Kamek considered just crouching down and getting some milk directly from Abraham, but his actual thirst eventually won out. “Well, okay, that sounds pretty good right no-ACK!” Kamek was interrupted once again, as Abraham grabbed his hand and began running off.


“...Okay sir, here we are at the milk ba-WHOA!” Abrahams introduction to the area was interrupted by him tripping over a small bump in the carpet and landing flat on his big bubbly nose. Since he was holding Kameks hand, Kamek was also pulled down, while uttering his trademark “ACK!”. Thankfully, Kamek's fall was broken by Abraham. Unfortunately, the area where Kamek's face ended up was directly between Abrahams asscheeks


“Oh goodness sir, I am so sorry, are you all right sir?” Abraham asked, an expression of concern evident on his face. It was only when Kamek made an affirmative mumble that Abraham realised where his face was, and his expression shifted almost immediately from concern to a sultry smirk. “Well sir, I did not realize you were hungry as well! By all means sir, feel free to dig in!” Abraham then reached back to move his thong, allowing Kamek to more easily access his hole.


Despite the fact that Kamek was a little upset that Abraham was being a little presumptuous about his intentions, once he moved his thong out of the way, it was as though a switch suddenly flipped in his head. The smell suddenly coming off of Abraham was rather pleasant, it being sweet with a slight musk to it, which told him that Abraham must have washed recently. Deciding to indulge in his base pleasures, Kamek took a long sniff, then opened his mouth to have a taste. 


At that point, Kamek could definitely confirm that Abraham did indeed wash very well, as his taint tasted rather clean, to be specific, tasting like strawberries for some reason. Moving on from his starting position, he moved his lips directly up to Abraham's hole and gave it a smooch. Hearing Abraham moan a little bit from the pleasure, Kamek decided to open his mouth and start licking his pucker, noting that it really did not taste much different from his taint. Deciding to taste the inside, he was surprised to note that it still tasted a little bit like strawberries, though mostly like ass, and a lot warmer. Wiggling his tongue around, he was delighted to hear Abraham let out a throaty moan and feeling a hand being pushed against the back of his head, pushing him deeper into the ass he was eating out.


Before Kamek could think of trying to go even deeper though, a small cough was heard coming from above them “Abraham, we talked about this man, if you wanna fuck someone, please take it to one of the many options we have available in this room” the mysterious voice sighed, sounding like he was somewhat exasperated.


Kamek wouldn't have been able to jump up faster unless lord Bowser himself had screamed it into his ear “O-oh gosh, I am so sorry sir, we didn't mean to be so lewd in public, and I-” whatever words were about to leave Kamek's mouth died in his throat as he took stock of both his surroundings, as well as the new yoshi who stood in front of him.


The room, at a simple glance, appeared to be an average bar, albeit one that looked more like it would play soft jazz then the typical rock that would usually populate a bar. The entire room was awash with light purples and blues, with the floor being a black shag carpet. The room itself was longer than it was wide, with one long side taken up by booths with very comfy looking cushions and the opposite side being taken up by the bar counter and stools. At the end of the room along the shorter wall was a tv, which was currently running some random footage of a cheep-cheep playing a saxophone on stage.


A closer look over the room however, showed that it was just as lewd as the rest of the resort was. For one thing, the booths themselves each had rather large holes in them, as well as a little hatch on the side that looked like it was just big enough for somebody to climb into and roll over onto their back, and the holes looked like they would be positioned at both head and crotch areas for most species lying down inside of it. The more obvious lewdity on display however, was present with the bar, or rather, with the barstools themselves. Each one of them appeared to be vaguely mechanical, which was rather easy to overlook when each one was topped with a rather large dildo. Each one of the barstools had a different kind of dildo, with one having a regular human looking one, another one having theirs modeled after a canine of some kind and yet another modeled after a horse, which Kamek found his eyes drifting too more often than he would like to admit. 


A small cough in the room made him remember that there was another yoshi in the room with them, and Kamek focused his attention onto him. This new yoshi was a light cyan, and was dressed somewhat like a stereotypical hipster. He had a black beret, a pair of shaded glasses, a light purple scarf wrapped around his neck, and under that was wearing a flannel turtleneck. From the waist down however, he was wearing nothing at all, not even the boots that yoshis are usually never seen without. On closer inspection though, Kamek noted that the yoshi was wearing one thing down there: a double cockring, the kind that goes around both the balls and cock. Speaking of cocks, Kamek also noted with a blushed face that this yoshi was completely erect, presumably from the show that they had just given him.


“Ey, it's all cool man”  the new yoshi said, a light smirk adorning his face as he looked over Kameks body “ this resort is like, meant for this kinda stuff, ya know?”


Before responding to the yoshi, Kamek noted that he had the voice of a stereotypical stoner “Er, I do understand that, but I still want to apologize for blocking the doorway to your, um, lovely bar Mr… uh...?”


“Names Woodrow, I'm the bartender around here, nice to meet ya man” he then took a step forward and held out his fist, which Kamek nervously and hesitantly bumped his own knuckles against to make a bare approximation of a fist bump. “Nice man, and don't worry about blocking the door, we aint that busy this time of year anyways” looking over to the door, he sighed and added “Even if Abes is still laying there, with a really stupid looking grin on his face”


Looking over to Abraham, Kamek could indeed confirm that he did have a really dumb grin on his face, and also looked like he did not care at all about the conversation taking place right next to him. Rolling his eyes, Woodrow walked over and helped him to his feet, also taking the opportunity to give his ass a quick grope before pushing him over into one of the booths. “Look man, you really shouldnt rest on the floor, you might catch a cold bruh.” 


“Ehhhh? Oh, sorry about that Woods, I just got a really nice rimjob and my brain turned off there for a sec.” Abraham mumbled, still seemingly recovering from it, his thong tenting out with a small wet patch on the front from his pre. 


“Ah, it's cool man, I know how good a rimmy can feel, believe me.” Woodrow said before turning back to Kamek, the smirk returning to his face “Ey, sorry about that, Abes tends to get a little excitable with this job, but he's still a pretty cool pal, ya know? Anyhoo, what can I do ya for?” 


“Well, uh...” Kamek stammered, having a hard time keeping his eye off of Woodrow's big, throbbing cock. Apparently the little show he and Abraham had put on was a little more arousing than he had thought, as he noticed that there was a little bit of pre coming off of the cock. Woodrow then followed Kamek's eyes and, noticing that he was leaking, gave nothing more than a smirk, and with one fluid motion, wiped it off with one finger and stuck said finger into his mouth to lick it off.


If Kamek had any chance of going soft, those chances were then dashed with that little show. “O-oh god, um, I was a bit thirsty, and I was wondering if I could please get a milkshake or something?!” he blurted out, fighting the urge to reach down and start stroking himself off.


“Ah, I gotcha man, I gotcha!” Woodrow exclaimed, not even commenting on what he just did “I can whip ya up a milkshake no problem, first though, let's get the payment out of the way, okay man?


“P-payment?!?!” Kamek exclaimed, suddenly feeling somewhat worried as he realised that his wallet was with the rest of his clothes “I-im so sorry, my wallet was with my clothes, and my clothes mysteriously disappeared from my room, so I don't have any coins on me...”


At that, Woodrow's face went from a light smirk to an annoyed grimace, and Kamek could swear that his cock went slightly softer. With an annoyed sigh, Woodrow turned to Abraham. “Creepy orange fucker again?”


“We’re fairly sure it's him, yep”


“How the hell does he keep getting in? I thought we changed the locks?”


“Yeah, security thinks that George let him in out of pity or something”


“Again?!? I know the two of them were friends or something, but you would think nearly running this place into the ground would ruin that”


“Yeah, new management is considering letting Bush go for this”


“Good, I don't like that guy, kind of a prick too” with that Woodrow turned back to Kamek, only to then notice the confused look on his face. “Oh, uh, sorry about that man, long story short, previous manager was an asshole and nearly ran us out of business before he got fired, he occasionally breaks in and steals some shit, but there's no reason to worry, as Abes here always carries a spare POW block with him, so there's no need to worry about that douche, and security will find him and your stuff soon, so just relax, alrite?”


After seeing Kamek's hesitant nod of agreement, he continued “As for the payment, I don't mean coins or anything like that, it's more of a tradition thing then an actual payment”


Walking over to the bar, Woodrow continued to explain “see, I make these really great cum cocktails later in the day man, and I am starting to like, run a little low on the cum part of that equation, so that's where you come in bruh!” with that, he pushed a button on the other side of the bar, which made a little panel in front of one of the dildo barstools slide up and out of the way. 


Walking over, Kamek's face flushed an even deeper shade of red, as the hole revealed a rather large penis pump hidden inside of the wall. Seemingly not noticing the magicians further embarrassment, Woodrow continued “so yeah, I will just retract the dildo here-” a beeping sound was heard as a hole opened up into the seat of the barstool with the human-esque dildo on it, which then began to lower into the actual barstool itself “-and you just like, take a seat and I begin the milking process! So, you ready, man?”


Looking over to Kamek's face, Woodrow was surprised to see that his face was really red, as well as looking really hesitant. “Ey man,” Woodrow said, his voice taking on a softer tone “you don't have to do it if ya dont want to, this ain't necessary or anything, I can just get you the milkshake if ya want?”


Thinking about it for a moment, Kamek found it very tempting to just take the milkshake and be on his way. However, Woodrow had been very nice to him so far, and Kamek felt that it would be kinda rude to just ignore the request from the cyan yoshi. Besides, the whole reason Kamek did not stay locked up in his room the whole time was because he wanted to try something new and get out of his shell a bit, so to speak. And besides all of that, the whole dildo barstool thing did seem kinda fun...


“Um...” Kamek stammered, not sure how to word what he was about to say. “Could I please t-take the horse one instead?”


“Heh, I got ya man, I gotcha” Woodrow smirked as he reached back to push a separate button on the back wall, causing the horse dildo to sink into its barstool as well, until the barstool looked almost normal, barring the wires, buttons and tubes jutting out the sides of the pole.


Gulping, Kamek slowly started to walk over to the barstool, his legs quivering from a combination of anticipation, nervousness and arousal. It was to the point where he barely registered that Abraham had suddenly gained a lot of interest in what was going on, or the fact that Kamek’s cock was slowly dripping onto the shag carpeting. Once Kamek was standing behind the barstool, he looked over to where Woodrow was, only to see he wasn't there. 
Puzzled, Kamek looked around the room, trying to locate him, only to jut his head over his shoulder as he felt two hands pull his asscheeks apart. “Ey man,” Woodrow mumbled, on his knees and staring directly at Kamek’s puckered hole while audibly licking his lips “this thing may lube up while its inside, but it's still a bad idea to sit down without getting at least some kinda lube in ya, ya feel me man?”


“Well, i guess you have a poi-O-OH GOD!” Kamek was cut off as Woodrow practically smashed his lips against his hole, causing him to stumble a little bit.


Kamek gasped yet again as he felt Woodrows tongue slowly start to push its way inside of him. Feeling his tongue push its way against Kamek's prostate, Woodrow went just a little bit further, until he had about one fourth of his tongue inside of him. Deciding that was far enough, he then started essentially tongue fucking the nerdy magikoopa.


At this point, Kamek was having a very hard time standing up straight, what with the vicious rimming he was getting from Woodrow. Suddenly, Kamek felt a second pair of hands, this time on the front of his legs, helping him keep steady. Looking down, he saw that Abraham had gotten up from where he was lying, and was now kneeling in front of Kamek. Looking up at him, Abraham smirked “Well sir, we should really lube up the front too, shouldn't we?” he said in his usual customer service voice, before opening his mouth as wide as he could and taking Kameks cock to the base in one admittedly impressively fluid movement.


If Kamek was having trouble standing before, it would have been almost impossible now that both ends were being stimulated, if not for the two yoshis holding him up. Just as Kamek felt himself getting close, Woodrow pulled his tongue out of Kamek's hole with an audible pop.


“Aright man, i think you're almost ready, lemme just do this real quick…” Woodrow mumbled as he reached his hand towards Kamek's hole and easily pushed two of his fingers past his ring “ Yep, you are good to go man, so lets- ABRAHAM!”


The yellow yoshi pulled himself away from Kamek, the cock slipping out of his maw with a little pop “Huh? Oh, sorry, that's right. You wanted to hook him up to the machine didn't you?”


“Yeah, I did man, now could cha please move away from him before he blows a load all over your fat nose?” Woodrow sighed as he rolled his eyes before grabbing Kamek by the hips and guided him over to the stool.


Looking down, Kamek gulped as he saw the velvety looking cushion, the middle of it obviously having a large hole in it where the dildo would come out of. Sighing, Kamek raised his ass up before planting it on the surprisingly comfortable cushion. Shifting his weight around, he noticed how his hole always seemed to be at least somewhat aligned with the cavity in the barstool.


Looking up, Kamek saw Woodrow looking over at him expectantly, a small remote clutched in his left hand. Meeting his expectant gaze, Kamek gave a small nod to let him know that he was ready, his hole reflexively tightening at the thought of the dildo below ravenging his hole. He was so focused on it that he was completely taken by surprise when he felt something sliding over his erect cock, before feeling it bump against the base of his cock. Looking down, Kamek remembered the cock pump that was built into the wall, as he saw it had engulfed the entirety of his cock. Feeling the end of it close around his base, he moaned as he felt it apply suction to his sizable member.


With how good the pump felt, Kamek had forgotten for a moment about the purpose of the bar stool he was sitting on. He was quickly reminded however, when he felt the blunt head of the horse dildo push against his hole. Gasping, he reflexively clenched, before remembering that he was supposed to let the dildo inside of him. With a deep blush and a small sigh, he began to try and relax his muscles so that he could take this rather large horse facsimile. As he relaxed himself, he could feel the dildo sinking deeper and deeper against his hole, until finally- 


*POP*


-he felt the blunt head of the dildo push inside of him, stretching his hole quite a bit and causing Kamek to let out a loud moan.


The dildo, naturally, did not stop there, as it began to invade the insides of the nerdy magician, pushing more and more of itself inside of him. Kamek, for his part, had his face buried into the bar counter, while constantly giving out little moans and groans at how good it all was. Once he felt the dildo finally bottom out, he gave a little whimper of satisfaction. The machine seemed to give him a couple seconds to get used to it, before slowly beginning to pull it out, only to push it back in. At that point, Kamek really did not care about being quiet at all, and began to moan loudly into the counter, with the occasional curse word coming out as well. It was only when he heard a small whistle that he raised his head up, only to have the tip of Woodrow's dick poke him in his nose.


“Ey, sorry for that man, I'ma little pent up, and I thought you might be able to give me a hand?“ Woodrow asked, his cock dripping a little bit of pre onto Kamek's nose “Or, uh, perhaps even a mouth? Hehe~”


Breathing in through his nose, Kamek was surprised by how good the yoshi in front of him smelled. He had a raw and musky scent, with a bizarre hint of coffee mixed in as well. He smelled so good in fact, that the magician couldn't help but to stick out his tongue and slowly run it from the base of the cock all the way to it’s head. Once there, he spread his lips apart, slowly taking the head of the cock into his mouth while running his tongue over Woodrow's urethra. 


As Kamek swirled his tongue around the head, he heard Woodrow give out a little moan of appreciation, which made him apply more suction around the head of the cock. Suddenly, Kamek felt a hand press against the back of his head. Before he could react, his head was roughly pushed down onto the cock, getting about three fourths of the dick into his mouth before feeling it push against the back of his throat.


“Whups, sorry bro, imma little pent up and your mouth's real good.” Woodrow mumbled, his mind obviously in a bit of a lustful haze.


Feeling a little annoyed but otherwise okay, Kamek rolled his eyes before pulling his mouth back to the head of the cock. Once there, he pushed his mouth back down onto the dick, before repeating this action over and over. Hearing Woodrow let out a particularly loud gasp, he smirked before speeding up a little bit.


While the magician was servicing the bartender, the dildo seemed to have gotten even faster, now using full length thrusts to ravage Kamek's plump ass. Meanwhile, the pump around his dick was applying even more suction than before, making it close around his cock like a condom. Both of these things caused him to moan loudly, which then in turn sent lovely vibrations through the dick he was sucking.


Suddenly, Kamek could feel the dick he was sucking begin to twitch inside of his mouth. “O-oh shit man, here it comes!” Woodrow moaned, before the entirety of the cock was shoved into his mouth and down his throat.


Surprised, Kamek quickly tried to relax his throat, as he knew what would happen next. Sure enough, mere seconds later, a large amount of cum began to flow from Woodrow's cock, flowing directly into the wizard's stomach. 


This extra stimulation was more than enough to bring Kamek to the edge as well, making it so that any second, he would paint the pump white. Looking down and seeing this, Woodrow let out a little smirk, before reaching over and pushing another button on his remote. All of a sudden, the horse dildo suddenly slammed all of the way inside of him, and began to pump him full of a warm fluid. 


This was far more than the magician could handle, and with a muffled moan began to flood his pump. Feeling this, Woodrow pulled out until just the head of his cock was inside Kamek’s mouth. Letting him get a full mouthful of yoshi cum, Woodrow pulled all the way out and let his dick paint the koopas face pearly white with the rest of his rather impressive load.


Kamek, for his part, was feeling absolutely amazing. The toy had stopped pumping fluid into him, but because of how big it was, it was keeping all of that warm fluid inside of him. Remembering that he had a full mouth of cum, he took a quick second to swirl it around his mouth. While doing so, he noted how it had the bizarre taste of coffee before he swallowed it.
As both reptiles began to come down from their respective orgasms, Kamek suddenly noticed that his dick was very sensitive. Looking down and seeing this, Woodrow reached down and grasped the pump, pushing a small button on it to reverse the vacuum on it. Kamek gasped as he felt the pump release itself from him, causing his flaccid cock to fall out and flop against the barstool.


“Heh, there we go man” Woodrow said, slightly out of breath from his orgasm, the remnants of which were dripping onto the counter. “That should last me for a few of my cocktails''


Kamek, having forgotten why they were doing this, blushed as he thought about what his cum would be used for. He was quickly pulled out of his thoughts however, when a large chocolate milkshake and a big plate of kettle chips were slammed in front of him, which caused him to jump a little. 


Seeing Kamek's surprised reaction, Woodrow gave him a slightly embarrassed smile. “Ey, sorry for startling ya man, just figured you wanted something to eat with your milkshake.” 
He mumbled as he reached under the counter.


“O-oh, it's, uh, alright heh, thank you for the c-chips” Kamek stuttered, before reaching over and digging into the kettle chips laid out in front of him, the salty taste immediately hitting his tongue.


 At that, Woodrow gave Kamek a little smirk “Pft, its no problem man, just happy to be of hel- GOD FUCKING DAMMNIT ABE!” 


At that outburst, Kamek jumped again, before following Woodrow's pissed off gaze over to his left. There, he saw that while the two of them were having their fun, Abraham had started to bounce his large ass on the canine dildo. He was going rather fast, his hole grazing against the knot every time he brought his ass down. He could also see that the energetic yoshi was close too, judging by how much pre his cock was leaking. This last thing seemed to be what was enraging the bartender the most, as he jumped over the counter and rushed over to his co-worker.


“Abes man, we talked about this shit! You want to use the stools, that's fine, but you have to use the pump as well! Do you even have any idea how hard it is to get cumstains out of this shade of vel-”


*POP*


“FUCKING HELL!”








As Woodrow continued to chew out Abraham over not using a pump, Kamek continued to eat his kettle chips. As he ate, his mind began to wander, imagining what other strange and unusual things that this resort could have, and how many of them he could experience in this week. Thinking about it, he knew one thing for certain: he was definitely going to enjoy whatever the resort threw at him.


THE END