pt1

if dere was eva a realm full o stanky, moist, soft n squishy testicles fo me tuh squander in like da ballfag I am, I would stay there fo life!

pt2

Bet it feels good, havin ur ahegao face on heavy as dem musty boulders weigh down on yo pathetic face, its greasiness clingin onto ya as u feel dem scraggly pubes enter ur nostrils as all yo thoughts melt away n think of nuttin but dem big, meaty testicles wrapped in wrinkly scrotemeat, pinnin u right where u are.