"Alright, one more round, Icy. If I win, you fart. I brap."

"B...but Cut Man...that means you cut the cheese, and I do the breezer. That means we both lose."

"Are you about that? Look at this pathetic, horny Robot Master-simp before us! Look, he can't stop JACKING his fucking HARD DICK to our fatasses!"

"Hehehe...not to mention that we've worn our extra-tight form-fitting suits on our plump bodies to satisfy Mister Spectator! ...Do you think he likes balls?"

"'Do you think he likes balls', Icy, hes LOOKING AT MANBOOTY. What's next, do we have to lock lips while we fart to truly prove our OBVIOUS sexuality?"

"...Well your cheeks are blushing, sooo...."

"God I want your stupid, sexy puffy lips... but first--"

ICE PAPER SCISSORS SHOOT!

"Yaaayyyyy, I win! I luv you, big bro~"

SMOOOOOOOCH~!

"Fuck yeah, I love you bro~ Gimme your lips, again~" 

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPHHH

BBBBBBBBRRRRWWWWWWWWWYYGHGHPHPHHHHHHHHBBBBBBRRRRRRTTTT~!

LIPSMACK~

"Nnnngggghhh, jack off to our big, ginormous crackers SQUEEZIN' CHEESE outta our Robo-holes~"

"Y-yeah, mmmmmnngghhh, what he said~ Smell my big, nasty icebreaker outta my glaciershaker~ By the way Mister Spectator, did you know that I did that last week?"

PPPHHHRRRRRRRRRRRHHYYYRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHHHHWWWWWWWWWWWNNNYYTTT~!

"Goddddddd, I never thought pushin' out rudimentary exhaust would FEEL this good and SMELL so nasty~ Mmmmmmmmphhh, I feel like such a SLUT bouncing my smelly booty at this loser~"

"Big brother, I love farting out air igloos with you~ I can feel my synthetic anus rumbling between my massive cheeks~"

"HRRRNNNNNNNNN--"

BBBBBBBWWWWWWWWWWWMMMMMBHBHBMMMBBBNNT~!

"--Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh, I've been holding this in ALLLL day~"

"Gosh, Cut Man...you look so sexy when you fart~ I wanna suck your warm lips again~"

"Then what are you waiting for? Do i--HHMMMMMMmmmmmppphhh~"

PpphhhhhrrrrRRRRRRRRrrrrrrwwwwwwRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNRRRTT~!!!

"MMMmmmmMMMMMmmmmMMMMMpphhh~"

SLURPP

SUCC

SLLOOORRPPSSPHPRTL

SCHHHUULLKKPLOORPTRTL~

PHHNRRRRRRRRRRT

PHHNNNNNNhhhhhhrrrhhbbhbhbhbBHBHBHBHBHBHNT~!

LIPSMACK~

"I'm sorry C-Cut Man...I'm g-getting super-stiff from this..."

"You silly, dumb goofball~ That's the whole point--we were upgraded to EXPLORE our NEW PURPOSE--being SEX ADDICKTS~! Here, let's show this penis-rubbing FARTSKANK what we can realllly do~"

SQUAT

TWERK TWERK TWERK TWERK TWERK~

CLIP

CLAP

CLOP

CLUP

CLAP

CLUP

CLAP

CLIP

CLAP

CLOP

CLAP

CLAP

CLUP~

FRNT

BRNT

PRNT

FNNT

BRRT

BRAP

PHNT

PRRNNT

PRNH

BWWRT

BRRT

BRRT

BRRNNNPHT~!

"Fuuuuuccckkk yeeeeeeaaaaahhhhh...riiiiight in your face, BITCH! Taste the legendary Cut Man's STANKY FARTS from his big, ripe RUMP~"

"You do it so well, big brother~ Can't stop looking at your balls, either~ I-I think I won't be as--"

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNTTTTPPPHHHH~

"--Ooooohhh that one STUNK~....A-anyway, I think I won't be as good as y--"

"BULLSHIT~"

FFRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNTT~

"...S-sorry, big brother~"

"Don't pretend like you never ever shook that moneymaker like a TRUE, PROFESSIONAL WHORE, Icy~ You SHOULD BE HAVING FUN with an ass that's FATTER than mine! Mmmmmmph, you deserve your fatass, lil' fella! No one can rock a badumpadump than you, Icy~!"

"Ohhh, HHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNN--"

FRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTT~

"--Haaaaaaaahh~ Y...you really think you, Cut Man? And by the way, I recall the correct term is a badonkadonk--"

"Couldju just shut up and bounce booties with me?"

"Heheheheh...okay, Dadd--I mean big brother~"

"I heard that~"

BBBBBRRRRRRWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNRRRRRRRRNNNNNNTT~!

"What's that? Couldn't hear you over the avalanche, Cut Man~"

"Hahahahaha, fuck you, Icy~"

DOUBLE-BOOTY BOUNCE~

PHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYWWWWWWWWRRNNNT~!

"Right back at ya~"

"Holy FUCK, Icy...that felt GOOD when you slammed the farts outta my ass with your own, big dumper~ Do it again~"

"Okay~"

SCHLAP

PHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYRRRRRRRRNNNNT~

SCHMACK

BBBBBRRRWWWAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYRRRAAAAAAAAAAAYRRRRRRRNNNNMMMMFFF~!

"Oh GOD....my undies feel so FUCKING TIGHT in the front~ D-do it again...and this time, let's aim DIRECTLY at our human subject~"

"Ayeaye, sir!"

"Is that your goddamn Commander-self talking aga--"

BOUNCE

FFFRRRRRRRRRWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTT~

"Don't worry about it~"

WINK~

"FUUUUUUCK, THE WINK~ STOP BEING SO SEXY, ICY~!"

BALLGROPE~

LIPLOCK~

"MMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPHH~"

GGGGRRRRWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNRRRRT!

"BROOOOOOO, your robo-lips taste so good~ And you look so goddamn CUTE bottomless, Icy~"

"You too, big brother~ I love you~"

"Love you, too~"

"And, mmmmmph, so nawty of you groping my snowballs like that~"

"That's the thing, Icy~ I don't draw fair lines--"

ROLLINGCUTTER

SLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCEEEEE~

"CUT MAN!!!"

"--I cut 'em~ .......What? Okay, so I cut your pants open and let out your soft, big, fat, juicy, underwear-less Robo-donk, big deal, we could--"

"You COULD'VE INJURED our SPECTATOR! I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE NAKIE BOOTY, RIGHT NOW!"

"Oh....."

"Now LOOK AT HIM! His dick's SOFTENING because of your brash actions!"

"Jeez, I....I'm sorry, Mr. Spectator..."

"And I'm sorry for being rude, Cut Man! I am also sorry about Cut Man's rudeness, Mr. Spectator! Here, you cock looks a little too hot--"

HOTDOG

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTT~

"A-aaahhhhhhhhh, there we go~ Enjoying the cool settings, sir? My bad, sir, we both know the answer to that! Instead, let me just HHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGG--"

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPHPHPHPHPHPHPPPBBBBBBBBBBBTTTTTT~!

TWERK TWERK TWERK TWERK TWERK TWERK

FFRRNNNT

BRRRNNNT

BRRWWWWTT

BBRRRHHHTT

PPHHHBHBHT

PPHHHRRNT

BWWWMMMT

BRRRRNT

FRRRNNNT

FFRYYAARRNNT~

"You're such a fun ride, sir! I love climbing your stiff, solid meat-mountain~"

DOUBLE-BOOTY BOUNCE~

"Outta the way, smol-pp'd lil' bro! Stop hogging up all the fun!"

"I agree, big brother~"

ICESLASHER

RRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPP~

"HEYYY!!!!"

"Don't hide it, either~"

"Having my red ass exposed to the man, have you no shame~?"

"Didn't know the legendary Cut Man ever HAD shame~"

""Hehehehehehe~ To be honest...feels good to air our my 'Cut Buster~'"

"Same, with my frosty peach~ ...And our balls, mmmmmph~ I love bouncing my unclothed cummycaches...Also, are you thinking what I'm thinking~?"

COCKGLANCE

"Oh? Ohhhhhhhh...ehehehehehehe~"

HOLDINGHANDS

"Ready~?"

"I am, soldier~"

PLAPPPP

PLOOPPP

PLAPPP

PLOPPPP

PPLLAAPP

PLOOPPP

PLLLAAPP

PPLLOOOPP

PLUP

PLIP

PLAAAOOPP

PLLLUUUOOPP~

BRRNNT

BRRWWNT

PPHHRRRNNT

BBRRRWWWNT

GWWYYYRRNNT

FFRRANAANNTT

BHHNNT

BBGGGHHBHBHTT

BBHHLLLBHBHT

GGGRRWWNNNT

BHHUUULLLWWWYYYRNT

PPHHHUURRRRWWERRRRNNT~

"H-hhhhhnnnnnnnggggg, TAKE our DOUBLE-BOOTY HOTDOG HORNYATTACK, MR. SPECTATOR~!"

PPLLAAAPPP

PLLLOOOPPPP

PLLAPPPPP

PLOPPPPP

PLLAAAPPPP

PLLOOOOPPPP

PLLLAAAOOOPPP

PPLLLLLLOOOOAAAPPP~

"Y-yeah...HRRRRNNNGGGG--"

BBRRRRRRRRNNNNNNWWWWWWWWWYYLLPT

"--The Cut-N'-Ice alliance is UNSTOPPAB--"

BBRRRRRRRLLLLLUUURRWWWWWYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRRNNNHHBHBHBBHHBHBHBHBHTT~!"

"--NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGHHH, never mind~"

BRRRNNNT

BWWWWNNNNNTT

BRRRFFFFNNT

FFHHHHRRWWWNNT

BLLLLLHHBHBHHT

PPPWWWAAARRRRYYNNT

BBHBHBUHLHLUUYYYRRNNT

BBBUUWWAAAARRRNNNNNTTTTFFTT~

"I-Icy...think I'm gonna CUM, soon~ And so does it look like our--"

BRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNMMBMBMBMBMBMBMBMMBMMMMMMRRHHHT~

"--NNnnnnggghh, our f-friend here, too~"

NAWTYFACE~

"Then let's do it, Cut Man~"

GASP

"Noooooo....y'sure you wanna do it?"

"I've always wanted to do it, ever since you told me~"

GULP

"Okay, Mr. Spectator...please don't die on us."

"Don't worry, comrade. He's a tough rookie. If he endured the unrelenting crossfire, then he can handle a hailstorm of frozen cheese~"

"Do you army-talk just to fuck with me?"

BRRBBBPPPHHBBTT~

"O-ohhhh...Cut Maaaannnnnnnn, I feel it...m-my-my cummies want to cum out~"

"Okay, okay! Then let's cut to the chase~"

"Ready~?"

"With a cute bro like you~? Always~"

"Right~"

CROUCH

"Annnnnnnnddd.....RUN!"

RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN....

TURNAROUND...

RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN--

JUMP--

BOOTY-TURNAROUND--

PPLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP--

PPPPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT~!

DOUBLE-BOOTY DUMPYBRAPPY CHEESECAKE BREEZEFLURRY ATTACK~!

SSSSSSSSPPPPPPPLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRTTSSSPPPPPPLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUURRTSSSPPPLOOOOOORPRPRPTTKKKLLOOOOOOOOOUUURHBHBRRPPLOOOOOOOOORRRRRPPPTT~!

"Hah...haaaahhh....I-Icy~ I-I'm...I came through my undies~"

"My spermies fired right through my outfit, b-big brother~ And I can feel Mister Spectator's milk allllll over meeeeeee~"

"Mmm-MMMMMPPPHH, I just CAME a SECOND TIME when you that~ Goddddddd, I love being a sexbot, nowadays~"

"You said it~"

"Also...got a question."

"W...wha?"

"Got a couple of questions, in fact....Do Robot Masters get tired?"

"Yes..."

"But what do WE have that humans don't?"

E-TANKS

GLUGGLUGGLUGGLUGGLUG

CHUGCHUGCHUGCHUGCHUGGG

"Mmmmmmpphhhh~! I feel sooo REFRESHED! It's like I just came outside, ready to milk big, handsome dicks with my chonky cheeks~"

"Me too, Cut Man! I feel so much BETTER, and maybe even HORNIER~! So now, we could finally perform the second part of our horny co-op act, which is the ETERNAL DOUBLE-BOOTY TORTURE~"

"Hehehehehehe~ I can't wait to empty every last DROP out of this desperate MAN-HOE, and have him STILL orgasming between our STANKCOCK'ing ASSES~"

BENDOVER

HANDHOLD

"Get ready to re-harden your soft, coomy boner, Mister Spectator~..."

"Because we're gonna give you a helluva SMELLY DAY~"

PPLLLOOOPPPLLLAAAAPPPLLLUUUPPLIIIPPLOOOPPPPLLLAAAAPPLLLAAOOOUUUPPPPLLOOPPPPLLLAAPPPLLUUUUPPLLIIIPPLLLAAAOOOPPPLLOOOUUUPPPLLAAAAAOPPPLLLAAAAAPPPPP~!

FRRNNTBRRNNNTTBRRRNNNTPHHHNNNTBRRRNNNTBWWRRRNNTBBHHHHNNNTTBBMMMRRNNNTBWWWNNNTTBBHRRRNNNTTTBHHHRRNNNTBRWWWWWRRNNNTFRRRRNNTFFRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTT~....