Gawd, I'm jus like im...darkskinned, bigdicked, hirsute, twinky, petite, lactose intolerant n a huge defecater! Would luv ta join im in da shitbaggery, our big throbbin frotty meats, da immense mistyness of our cojoined bodyfunk, n da pleasure of our ebonybooty rabbitholes vomitin out gigantic pythonpoopies wit loud PHHHHBBBHHHBBHHBHBHT'rtqtdbt's all makin our shitbrained, squattin bodies tremble n twitch in utta delight, til we splatter stank ivory goop everywhea, screamin wit our eyes rolled all da way back in overwhelmin joy, as if our disgustin, worthless lives were meant fo each otha.