Ugh, ugh, UGH... morneengs. If it wasn't for one factor--or one somebody, I should say...they wouldn't be worthwhile. I swear, why couldn't the day start off at twelve in the noon? Couldn't the Sun WAIT for several more hou...whew, there I go with my inner morneeng rants. Didn't have one o' those in a while. Huh. I twisted my fists on my eyes, unscrewing the deesgusting eyecrust off of my lids, regaining my sense of sight once more, as I could finally unveil my eyeballs to the whole world, once more. I feel something crescendo within me, and then I-- Ooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh~ Already having my arms spread wide, I stretched them as I neared the end of my yawn....ooohhh...my wood was planking~ Maybe my good friend-- Steempson? I look to my left, and all that was left of his prescence was the embedded outline of his face on the pillow. I went to take the sheet off--OOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMMPPPPHHHH--t-the teep...the teep of my deeck...glued to the fabric... Must...carefully...PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL~ AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh~..... I felt it, bit by bit...the sensation of my soft, bulbous bundle of flesh that was my glans, my teep, my deeckhead, all the same...steadily snapping itself away from the cloth, RIIIIIIGHT along the LEEPS of my URETHERA...my eyes GREW not out of fear, but out of DELIGHT from how strangely good it felt enduring the pain. Fuck yeah...giving my big dick mild punishment was just...mmmmmmmppphhhh, how could sometheeng so torturous bring such pleasure~? Finally, I let out a soft gasp as my cock was finally seperated from the sheets. I immediately tightened my grip on the cloth for a second, my feet wiggling underneath it as I looked at my massive throbber. Hnnnnggggghhhhhh, I couldn't ignore my monster-weiner bouncing like that...I gave it one good stroke, and my spine chilled as I spilt precum. A big, FAT glob of it~ The kind of glob that Steempy will love~ Steempy always loved it when I leave a trail of precum for him to follow, lapping it up along the way. Seeing him approach me, slurping every last drop I left in my wake, gosh, that was making me throbbbbbbb~ Fuck, he's so gross....and he preferred slurping me off before I shower. Mmmmph, what a nasty slut~ ... Wow, I never really made breakfast that early! My heart must be leading the way this morning...I mean I do love Ren, I do love mornings, and breakfast's the perfect bridge for both of them! It's very good that I'm a good chef. Watching Ren drool like a puppy, licking his lips, ears raised high, his red nose jumping and making those funny sniffy noises was always a joy to witness. But today, though...today, I was so into cooking the first meal of the day that I almost forgot to get ready to start the day for myself! I was now making mouthwash mushies in my mouth...turn it, turn it, cheekswitch! Turn it, turn it, cheekswitch! Chew, chew, chew... Ren loved it whenever I do this with his dogmilk. It made him laugh and say mean, sexy things to me~ And then when he goes from 'AHAHAHAHAHAHA' to 'OOOOOOOOOOHHHH' when I open my mouth over his big penis, and cover it with the sperm he donated into my mouth, that's just soooo hottttt~ Mmmph--Little Stimpy came out to say 'hi~' "Oh, Steempy!" I heard Ren say, probably from the kitchen. "I too have a homecooked meal for you~!" GASP~! "Even comes with a scrumptious dreeenk insiiide~!" SCREAM LIKE A GIRL! MILKIES~? I needed to make my mouth extra clean, this time...I felt bad about not brushing my teeth last morning! Or the one before! Giving Ren a case of double-dirty penis wasn't considerate of me! Chew chew chew, turn turn turn, cheekswitch! Chew chew chew, turn turn turn, cheekswitch! Chew chew chew... Later, I spat out all the tasty mouthwash, obser-ruved my big, large, shiny whites (plus that golden one in the back), and made my way out the door. I walked down the hallway, turned the corner, and-- "AH!" Oh--sorry for scaring you, Ren! Hope you enjoyed your meal~ "Hey man, where were you?" In the bathroom, brushing my teeth! "Yeah? What for?" Well, to make my breath minty fresh, just for you! Now I'm ready for the food n' drink you have for me~ Oh wait--no, no I wasn't...seemed like I forgot to go do something--silly me! My feets needed me! "Wh...What the hell, Steempy?" Huh? "So are we going to not communicate?" I thought we were... "Huh?! Buddy? Helloooooooo?" Hello, Ren! ... What the fuck had gotten into him NOW? I could feel the anger brewing within me... I wagged my finger at him, telling him-- You won't like it when I'm angrrryyyyy...and I'm getting angrier by the secooonnnndd..... Which I was, as I saw the ignorant fool approach the TV, and then bent over. Face down. Ass up. Oh. Oooooohhhhh...that plush, warm, keister, ooohoohoooooooohh~ How generous of him...giving me two, back-to-back meals, this morning~ Mmmmmmph....Now THERE'S the Steempy I know~ I took a step forawrd...then I saw the cat beginning to sniff the floor, walking on all fours. Ehehehe...you're playing hard to get~ Watch out, Steempy...big, mean, Hoek's gonna get yaaaa~ I'm glad I could creep toward him with my hands out like a shameless pervert...GODDDD, I love running around the house, pretending to be a serial rapist, out to get that phat booty... And Steempy lost everytime, and I end up raping the crack of his ass, sliding up and down between his cheeks, spanking them with my cock, all while he pleads me to stop...and then of course, I finally paint his ass fucking white, and he cums hard with me, too~ UNF, I'm such a FUCK-UP...but that's okay. My leetle kitty loves playing veectim~ Gradually, I was approaching the sniffing feline, getting closer...and closer...and closer-- SMACK! My dick spanked my stomach from Steempy's buttocks. That kinda hurt...and kinda felt pretty good, too~ Mmmmmph, FUCK, he got me so HORNY...I started spanking him back with my dick, splashing precum as I pounded my length against the width of his wide cheeks~ I spoke up again-- Come on, pal...tell me what's wrong. You know I've gotten better at listening. I saw Steempy turn around, looking somewhere out into the distance. Then, he looked down, and reached his arms towards me. I did the same...was he ready to end these stoopid games? Let bygones be bygones? I was so ready to embrace Steempy as he...undressed me! Ooooohhhhh, we were getting SAUCY in the morneeng, again-- Aaaand he walked away, holding my nightshirt and cap. That happened. So I was just awkwardly standing in the middle of the living room with my boner out, like a disgruntled virgeen. Thanks...I guess. ... I dunno...I think I'm not in the mood to have fun, this morning. Guess that figures...I should help Ren get ready for work, instead. Hmm, this threading...looks pretty worn out, on both the shirt and cap. Wonder how long it had been since he first got these... SNNFFFFFF...I really love the smell of 'em, though. Anything carrying my chihuahua's scent is just mmmmmmpppphhh...like that rug-- "Say Steempy," I heard my darling doggy call to me. Whatever is it, Renny~? Ren sighed. He looked so sad again, with his head hung low. Maybe I was rude, having him think we were going to make love this morning. My mind is so stupid! Maybe Ren could play construction worker again and make me use my head like a jackhammer, in order to 'exercise my brain'... "Look man...I'll admeet, I should be the one who should be reclusive and lethargic..." I mean, maybe, but-- "Hell, maybe even lazy and underappreciative..." No you're not! Not anymore, at least-- "Selfish..." You've been so appreciative nowada-- "All those things." No, no, Ren! You got it all wrong. Please don't say those bad things about yourself! You've been so much better to me, now! I could only continue showing you my undying gratitude for a manly role model such as yourse-- "But what's gotten into you?" Huh? Into me? Uh...umm...I...I don't know...guess there's something about today that just isn't-- "Y'know what--maybe I'm demanding too much...that could be why." I heard a sniffle. Ren...please don't cry... But no, he didn't look sad. Not anymore. I could see the emotion in his brows--they were furrowed. That meant he was getting very angry. O-oh no....n-not angry Ren...I d-don't like it when he gets angry...especially at m-m-me... I saw him look up at me for a second, but in that tiny, tiny moment...he didn't look angry. He looked kinda confused. He gave his feet one more look, then looked over to the living room. Awwwwww, his cute, long feet~ "Man, I should forget about this and take a shower." Wait, Ren! Do you want me to shower with you? I can make it all better! I always make sure to scrub where the moon doesn't shine on you! I watched him continue moseying along into the bathroom, but even then, he still was not looking any better. Ohhhh, I've done bad...I think he deserves to angrily slap me for the trouble I've put him through so far. ... Unbeknownst to Ren, there was an outline in the shape of him on the wall along the corner-end of the hallway, drawn in chalk, upon where he stood in front of a moment ago. In Stimpy's hand was a piece of chalk. Later on, Ren, who was running on crunch-time, already having donned his work outfit, hugged and kissed Stimpy. "Byebye, pal," the chihuahua said on the way out, but without as much enthusiasm as yesterday. Then, he turned on the car and drove down the street. Unlike yesterday, his mind was wrought with uncertainty as he drove to work. Something was strange about driving down the hill, feeling his vehicle ride the momentum as he occasionally pressed the brake pedal... Oh yeah, that was how life was seemingly travelling towards. With a frown, Ren spoke to himself "It has to be me. It has to be me."