lol, i see da reason why crash is da adorable retard he is--Mommy girlfriend Tawna raped his big, bandicoot cawk so many times wit dat dummythicc dumptruck n dem bombshell bimbotitties dat he came all his cognitive thoughts away.

i kno i would luv tuh have dat predicament if i force tuh drain muh cummy thoughts by an amazon-height, voluptuously-sculpted beauty~...n all dat word o mouf definitely gave him--among all da bandicoot bitches--dat a status icon as a sex symbol...u kno coco's addickted to er older brother a whole lot, dats why dese two siblings share so much luv wit each otha~!