feels GUD, right~? jus BORN wit a COCK, lettin ur WANG BOTHER U ALL DAY like a HORNY HUSBAND, PESTERIN U in da BEST WAY--jus POUNDIN gainst ur DRAWS, BEGGIN tah be LET OUT, NOT CARIN if WHERE UR AT is PUBLIC OR PRIVATE, it NEEDS tah FEEL SAFE in ur WARM PALM AGAIN, its GETTIN SO MUCH SEPERATION ANXIETY from ur FRIENDLY FORELIMB dat it SUMTIMES PROTRUDE ITSELF OUT tah GET NOTICED, its DESPERATE ATTENTION makin u FEEL GUD ALL OVA, makin u WISH u could jus RAVAGELY SLAY da PENILE BEAST wit ur FUGGABLE FAPPYHAND REGARDLESS o WHEREVA UR AT, FREE o RIDICULE OR SHAME...but u KNO BETTA...so u WAIT~ u KNO its AGONIZIN, havin tah ABSTAIN from such WONDAFUL, SELF-ESTEEM BOOSTIN PRACTICES, but ur DILIGENT in ur PATIENCE...n in a WAY, bein TORTURED wit ur RAGIN TENT wuz ALL WORTH IT...cuz ONCE ur ALL ALONE, ONCE ur in ur GOONERCAVE, ONCE ur in ur COMFY, PLUSH BED...u PULL OUT ur COCK, WITNESS IT IMMEDIATELY BONERFY ITSELF, KNOWIN DAT ITS TIME fo U tah DEVOTE URSELF tah IT, KNOWIN ur HAND will REACH OVA, SURROUND, GRIP, TIGHTEN n PUMP...n ONCE u PULL OUT ur PHONE/COMPUTER...n OPEN UP DAT PLETHORA o FURRY PORN (which u've UNDOUBTEDLY DOWNLOADED....like a GOONER DOESNT DOWNLOAD DEIR FAVORITE PORN, GIMME A BREAK~!) n u BEGIN MASTURBATIN fo da UMPTEENTH (N FAAAAAARRR FROM DA LAST) TIME, n it SENDS SUUUCH a SHOCKWAVE o EUPHORIA OVA U, MAKIN YA CRANE UR HEAD BACK n LET OUT a CUTE, BREATHLESS MOAN, FEELIN SO GUD tah LET OUT DA BEAST, FEELIN SO WONDAFUL tah TAME DA BEAST, FEELIN SO COCKSURE u'll ONCE AGAIN SLAY DA BEAST by makin it RUMINATE n EVENTUALLY GURGITATE DA BEAST'S TESTOSTEROUS SOURCE o ENERGY--ALL DAT FUGGIN FURRYFAGGOT FAPPY TESTISPLOOGE, MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPHH~ ...n da ONE THING da would make da LOOOOONNGG, "ARDUOUS" PROCESS EVEN MUCH MO ENJOYABLE, MUUUUCH MO MEMORABLE...is if DADDY SMOOGY is AROUND, GOADIN U, PRESSURIN U, MOTIVATIN U, DRIVIN U wit AS MUCH COCKFILLED CONVICTION AS HES GIVIN HIMSELF...kinda like RIGHT NOW, AT DIS VERY FUGGIN SECOND, UUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNFFFFFFFFF~