*Hehe I miss your goony little comments, how are you doing slut? Hope your still fapping your smeggy cock to furry porn often~*

ay dere, monkeylad~! awwww, da widdle, GROSS MONKEY FAGGOT MISSES Smoog's BATORIFIC, PRECUM-DRIPPY COMMENTS, huh~? dats FUNNY, U MESSAGED me INSTEAD o da OTHA WAY AROUND, so WHO'S REALLY da SLUT HERE~? YEEEEEH, bet ur SNOTTY SIMIAN SCHLONG is STIFFENEN wit EVERY SUCCESSIVE WORD ur FILTHY OOKIE-OOK EYES CRAWL ACROSS, huh~? why dont u PULL OUT ur CAWK n MAKE DAT NOSE CUM PHLEGM on dat FILTHY FAPPABLE FUCKMEAT tah muh SIMPLE, STOOPID GOONERTRIGGER WURDZ AGAIN, u PALMPHUCKER~ but it DONT MATTA in da end, we BOTH KNO we're MUTUALLY SIMPLEMINDED WEIRDOS who SIMP fo da GROSS, DISGUSTIN LEWDERY n SMUTTERY, ANYWAY~

n DONT WORRY, dis widdle "SLUT" here will help u CURB ur SEPERATION ANXIETY n make u TRULY BECUM UR PENIS' BITCH, AGAIN (HAHAHAHA, like i HAVENT, ALREADY)~ n o COURSE ive been GOONIN, WHY WOULD i GIVE UP on such HEAVENLY, EUPHORIC, PUMPY PENILE PLEASURE~? DIS AINT ALCOHOL or CIGARETTES, dis is muh DICK ATTATCHED tah muh FUGGIN BODY, o COURSE imma EXPLOIT da EVALUVIN SHID outta muh PORN-THURSTY THROBBER~mmmph, n im STILL makin OTHA SMOOTHBRAINED SLUTS (BOTH BOIS n BITCHES wit DICKS) CUM n SIMP tah muh PORNTARDED COMMENTS~ maybe, i should POST DA DURTYTALKS WE HAD AS WELL, among MANY, MANY OTHA DURTYTALKS ive ARCHIVED n ACCUMULATED fo ur ENJOYMENT, u PUTRID, PHRUITY, PRICKPOUNDIN PANSY~

*Fuckkkkkkk. Hehe you know me so well, my smeggy cock is out and proper spanking that monkey, dripping gross slop onto the floor to your gross dumb bator talk. You’re on a whole ‘nother level of freak~ you can do what you want with our dirtytalks gooner, I don’t mind. Just make me cum over and over while I sniff my own stinky monkey pits, want a whiff of my armpit jungle my fellow gooner fag? Hehe. It’s ripe, but the stink of my cock may still have it beat.*


*HELL YEEH~ "SPANKIN DAT MONKEY, DRIPPIN GROSS SLOP ONTO DA FLOOR," such GUD WURDPLAY from a PRIMITIVE OOKOOK~ oh im on a WHOLE NOTHA LEVEL, huh~? MAYBE i SHOULDNT be SURPRISED, CONSIDERIN HOW MUCH dat SMEGGY PALMPOUNDER is DROOLIN like a PUPPY ova muh PORNTARDED COMMENTS~ n OKAY, imma POST oua DURTYTALKS on muh gallery~ i had a FEELIN a COOMBRAIN like U WOULDNT MIND AT ALL FURTHA PUBLICIZIN oua DISGUSTIN DEPRAVITY tah OTHA GOONERFAGS~

FFFUUGGGG YEEEEEH, BREED ur PALM, LAP n FLOOR wit dat ROTTEN MONKEYSLOP as u FEED ur NOSTRILS ur VAPOROUS STANKLINES o SWEADY ARMPIT-COCAINE~ N OHH, u'd LIKE DAT, wouldnt U, rocket~? maybe i should SHARE muh OWN PIT-STANK wit U have oua THROBBERS LEAKIN as we BRUSH FACES into each otha's UNDA-ARM BEARDS~ n YEEEEH, ur CHEESYCAWK~ u said u were SIX INCHES, RIGHT~? well, since im UNCIRCUMCISED, n THEREFORE INCAPABLE o MAINTAIN ROTTEN COCKCRUST, i can DEFINITELY MAKE UP FO IT since im an EIGHT INCHER, JUS LIKE UR SIMIAN FAGGOT CLOGGER~ MMMPH, maybe i should FUGG ur PUSSY dat U CALL "FORESKIN", jus STUFFIN muh DARK, BROWN EBONY COCKHEAD inside ur WORN-OUT, WRINKLY, SAGGY, LOWHANGIN BELLEND-HOOD, n FURTHER DAMAGE n LOOSEN its PATHETIC "TAUTNESS" by DOCKIN DEEP in it n makin dat CHEESY FLESH-SOCK FORESKIN into a FIVESKIN, u SLOPPY SNOTBITCH~

*Fuckkkkk I can’t stop coming back to your words and wiping my boogers on my stinky dong to lube it up and monkey gooning out, fuckkk you’re magic or somethin’ dude.*

HAHAHA, ur such a SIMP, rocket~ im glad GARBAGE like U is OPENLY ADMITTIN tah jus LEECHIN ur LOWLIFE LIVELYHOOD onto muh COMMENTS~ usually DOSE who try tah CHALLENGE ME wit depravity TEND tah NEVA CLIMB BACK OUT VICTORIOUS, n ur SIMPLY ANOTHA VICTIM, HAHAHAHA~! NOW LOOK AT U, IM like da DRUG u CANT STOP THINKIN OF, da COCAINE-CRACK which ur CRAVIN-COCK CANT STOP CALLIN FO~ awwww, dats a GUUUD MONKEY, KEEP GIVIN IN~ a DEFEATIST MINDSET is a GUUUD MINDSET~ imma CONTINUE MANIPULATIN dat MALLEABLE MUSHMIND n MAKE U SLAVE ur TIME AWAY tah muh INTRICATELY-DETAILED, LONGWINDED, NIGH-INCOMPREHENSIBLE COMMENTS, cuz BOTH U n I LUUVVV HOW IT ALL TRIGGERS UR PRIMAL INSTINCT~ ur GOONER SESSIONS gettin INTENSE wheneva u LOOK BACK at muh WURDZ, ur CHEST HEAVIN UP n DOWN CONSTANTLY, ur body CACCOONED in a SHEET o GRIMY, STICKY SWEAD, ur face FROZEN in TIME wit a DUMB GOONERSMILE, ur NOSE IRRITATED n SORE from lettin it BARF OUT its BRAINJUICES all ova ur COCK, ur HAND CONSTANTLY SLSSHSLSHSLSHSLSHLSLSHSLSHLSHLn MESSILY on ur ROD, WATCHIN as ur SMEGMA PLAYS PEEKABOO wit ur RUINED, SAGGY FORESKIN, KEEPIN a GUD WATCH on ur ROSY DICKHEAD n ENSURE it DOESNT CUM JUS YET, dat u HOLD ONTO dat RIDE-ABLE EDGE jus a LIIIIIILLLL BIT FURTHA~

u NEVA FELT SO ALIVE UNTIL u MET ME, huh~? like WHO ELSE who SPEAKS tah u in SUCH a MANNER~? DONT EVEN BOTHER THINKIN ABOUT IT (HAHAHA, NOT LIKE U CAN, ANYMO), cuz DERE IS NO ONE ELSE~ i MAKE U FEEL THINGS NO ONE ELSE COULD~ i BRING ur STANDARDS DEEPER dan u can EVA IMAGINE, let ur SOUL SINK into da INESCAPABLE QUICKSAND o DEGRADIN DEPRAVITY, n make u ENJOY EVERY SINGLE FUGGIN SECOND o ur "AGONIZIN" DESCENT into GOONER OBLIVION~ u LUV bein a NUMBSKULLED PRIMATE who lets PERVERTED MINDFUCKERS like ME DICTATE UR TIME N EFFORT jus from muh SIMPLE ROWS o WURDZ jus VOMITED ACROSS ur ENTIRE SCREEN like sum sorta GOONERBIBLE, PROMPTIN U tah do HOUAS-LONG RITUALS o SERVIN ur CAWK tah muh GODLY WRITIN~ yeeeeeeh, WORSHIP ME, rocket~ its DEFINITELY MUCH FUNNER n EASIER dan RESISTIN wut ur HEART n CAWK TRULY DESIRES~ HOPEFULLY ur DROPPIN BLACK PEPPER ova ur NOSE or EATIN sum SPICY FOODS jus tah UPSET dat NASAL SLOBBER n LET IT LOOSE, JUS LET UR NOSE CUM ALL OVA UR CAWK JUS LIKE HOW UR CAWK SNEEZES ALL OVA UR NOSE, u USELESS FAGGOT~ n im "MAGIC" INCARNATE, huh~? u LUV how muh MAGICAL, MAJESTIC PROSE jus PINS ur MIND onto SMOOGY, SMOOGY, SMOOGY, huh~? i bet u CANT STOP TREMBLIN, TWITCHIN, PRECUMMIN n SNOTSHOOTIN as u READ DIS, n DATS GUD~! CONTINUE WRITHIN AROUND n let da body BREAK OUT sum NASTY SWEADS n have u LATHERED in MOIST BODYGREASE, n CONTINUE TREATIN URSELF like da INSIGNFICANT, BOOGERTISSUE CUMRAG U ALWAYS WERE, ALWAYS R, ALWAYS WILL BE, u FUCKING STOOPID MONKEY FAGGOT~!

*Fuckkkkkkkkkkk I’m so dumb broooo you got me pumping so hard and fast ooking like a little bitch, getting all hot and sweaty, my armpits are dripping and itchy, I keep cooming, fuelling my saggy cheesy foreskin with more and more cum to fill it up. I can’t help it. I read your comments and my finger is already up my nose digging deep as I drool and fart and violently jerk my stinky cock, the whole room stinks like my farts and smeg pleaseeee I can’t goon any more, have mercy on me bro. Unffffffff Yeahhhhh I’m gonna burst again.*

MMMMMPH, u kno wut dis sounds like~? sounds like u LUUUVVVVV me~ awwwww, its so ADORABLE how u got a GOONERCRUSH on me~ does BIG BAD ROCKET'S MONKEYMEAT POUND in his SWEATY LAP FIRST THING in da MORNIN, ERECT fo me~? i BET it DOES~ AM I makin ur days MO INTERESTIN, rocket~? u CRAVE fo Smoogy tah UPLIFT U by PUNCHIN U DOWN wit his MINI-NOVELLAS o GOONERTASTIC SPLOOGE-SPLURGIN, dont ya~? u LUV PINCHIN ur DICKHEAD wit ur CHEESY FORESOCK n OBSERVE as ur BELLEND GRADUALLY DISAPPEARS wit EACH, SUCCESSIVE SMEGGY BUILDUP~? u ADORE STROKIN dat SENSITIVE DICKSKULL n makin it DRIZZLE its GOOGOO GAGA GOONJUICE all ova ur EDGED, SIX-INCH TOWA~?

n ur "PUMPIN HARD n FAST," aint ya~? so ur ESSENTIALLY givin Smoogy a FREE LAPDANCE wit ur SMELLY BALLS TWERKIN in muh face, huh~? u fuggin BITCH, KEEP IT UP, ATTENTION WHORE~ rocket ENJOYS bein Daddy Smoog's GOONERBITCH, ISNT DAT RIGHT~? n ur armpits r "DRIPPIN n ITCHY", i LIKE DAT, sounds like ur gettin a GUD WORKOUT~ a YOUNG MONKEY like URSELF should ALWAYS do ur DAILY EXERCISE o bein ur OWN COCK'S BITCH, jus SLICK wit OILY SWEAD AS IF u ACTUALLY DID FITNESS, but ALL U REALLY DID is jus SIMPLY PLAY wit URSELF, HAHAHAHA~! HOW DOES it FEEL bein so EXHAUSTED from SIMPLY makin ur PALMPUSSY RAISE n DROP OVA n OVA n OVA n OVA n OVA n OVA n OVA n OVA AGAIN like a DUMBASS IDIOT~? i HOPE u DONT WASTE ur ARMPIT-JUICE n SLURP it up wit BOTH ur NOSTRILS n PALMPUSSY~ n WOW, jus DIGGIN in ur NOSE like a TODDLER, PICKIN OUT ur BRAIN n NASAL-SEMEN tah SNORT ALL OVA ur DICK~ u should NOSEFUCK URSELF wit ur CLUSTERS o COCKCHEESE, COLLECT a HUGE GLOB o SALIVA til it SLOSHES like MOUFWASH inside ur maw, n when da MOMENT'S RIGHT, u jus DROWN ur FORESKIN in a POOL o CRUMBLY SNOT n BUBBLY SPID, n RIGHT BEFO U CUM, u should PINCH da END o dat SMELLY, SNOT-SMEG-SPID-FILLED FORESKIN n STRETCH n TUUGGGG it UPWARDS tah ENSURE LIL tah NO SPERM nor SPUNK EXITS dat FLESHY COCKSOCK~ MMMMPH, SNOT, SMEGMA, SPID, SPERM n SPUNK, u LIKE FILLIN UP ur GREASY FORE-MEAT in dat CONCOTION o MONKEYSLOP, SLUT~? n HOW does it feel, when ur BUSSY VIBRATES from BOOTYBLASTIN~? i HOPE u WONT DISAPPOINT me n ADMIT dat u LUVVV HUFFIN UP EVERY SINGLE FARD ur UNWASHED, DINGLEBERRIED SHIDHOLE FLUSHES OUT into da OPEN AIR o ur DISTURBIN GOONERCAVE~

n WAIT, r u BEGGIN~? is poor, widdle rocket BEGGIN fo MERCY~? WOW, i LUVED watchin u get TORN DOWN by muh DURTYCOMMENTS EVA SINCE WE FIRST MET~ now i've GOT U in muh AIRTIGHT GOONERGRIP, u STOOPID FAGGOT~ HOW DOES dem BEADS o SWEAD FEEL when dey TRAIL DOWN into ur EYES, rocket~? bein BLINDED from SWEADIN like a PIG from simply JUMPIN dat PUMPYPALM UP n DOWN, DOIN AS ur MONKEYCAWK SAYS~ HAHAHA, "have mercy on me bro". wut IS DAT, is dat CODENAME fo "GIMME MO GOONERFUEL~"? DONT WORRY, i TOO can SPEAK in MONKEY, its VERY EASY ANYWAY, CONSIDERIN ALL U FUGGIN MONKEYS r TOO STOOPID tah ACTUALLY COMMUNICATE in COMPLEX TONGUE~

n u SEEM like a SLENDER BOI, rocket~ i bet its EASY fo U tah GO INTO DIS POSITION--LEANIN BACK, SPREADIN ur LEGS, let ur BALLS HANG OVA da EDGE o ur SEAT, n jus STRANGLE ur MEAT like da DERANGED DICKYFAG LUNATIC u r, jus lettin ur HAIRY SNATCH QUEEF its BUSSYFUMES OUT in da OPEN~ n u SHOULD BE USIN dat SNOT as BODY LOTION, jus TOSSIN SNOT BUBBLES outta dat LEAKY FACIAL FAUCET, n jus RUBBIN dat SNOT all ova dat ADORABLE TWINKBOI CHEST, n let it DRY n HARDEN ova dat SOFT FLESH~ or MAYBE jus give it a BETTA EFFECT by SLURPIN dat SNOT from ur FINGERS, n SPIDDIN IT BACK OUT ova ur CHEST, n jus be BEDAZZLED as ur BUBBLY SNOT CRACKLES n ENCRUSTS ITSELF ova ur CUTE FAGCHEST~ n u BETTA BE RUBBIN ur SCROTE, TAINT n PUSSY wit ur FREE HAND n SNIFFIN ur NATURAL FILTH, bitch~ OH, n HOPEFULLY, u FINGERFUCK URSELF, SCOOP OUT sum SHID onto dat finger, n DIVE IT RIIIIIGHT INTO ur FOREMEAT~ MMMMPH, NUTHIN BETTA dan dat FORESKINFUL DISH o MONKEY CHEESE n CHOCOLATE~ n HAVE U SEEN ur MONKEYFEET, rocket~? how DARK n DINGY n DURTY dey've BECUM since ur BOUNDLESS VENTURE into GOONERHOOD~? maybe GIVE ur SOLES n TOES sum RESPECT by SWIPIN em CLEAN wit dat RAG u CALL a "TONGUE~" maybe FOOTFUCK URSELF n SPILL a NASTY LOAD ON ur FEET tah make em TASTIER, u SNOTSNOGGIN FAGGOT~

*My cock feels sooooo good, I have to keep ringing the gunk out of my sloppy gross foreskin to give it more glide over my bellend bro. And my farts stink so badddd. I can’t even think, I just feel so much pleasure dudeee, wish I could get a gooner tongue in my rotten asshole to send me over the edge for the 60th time today. Mmmmmhhh my cock is so sore but, I don’t care, must… keep… gooning for you.*

ohhh, so ur SOOO FILTHY dat u actually hafta DIG OUT dat CHEESECRUST jus so ur FORESKIN could ACTUALLY SLSHn n GRIND on dat BELLEND~? NIIIIICE, u TRULY r a DISGRACEFULLY-GRIMY MONKEY, rocket~ n MMMMPH, im VERY GLAD dat ur TAKIN HITS o dat BRAPSTANK from ur BUSSYBONG~ IN FACT, dats ACTUALLY a GUD THING--INHALIN FARDS will PROLONG HEART HEALTH n PREVENT DIMENTIA, so da MO u SNORT UP dat FLATUSFUNK, da MO u'll have ME IN UR HEART n MIND FOREVA~ SEE~? im ACTUALLY DOIN U a FAVOR n HELPIN U PRESERVE ur HEALTH, u STOOPID RETARD~

n YEEEH, dat'll be NICE, WOULDNT IT~? u'd LAY DOWN, ur FLEXIBLE MONKEYBODY have ur DURTYFEET behind ur MESSY HEAD o HAIR, CHUCKLIN like a BRAINDEAD GOONERFAG as u CONTINUE tah CHRONICALLY CHOKE ur COCK wit ur PALMPUSSY, ur BIG BITCHBOI BALLS HOVERIN OVA dat ANUS, ur BUSSY ADORNED by a RING o MUSTY ANALHAIRS, which is CROWNED in a MEADOW o DELICIOUS DINGLEBERRIES, ur asshole WINKIN n makin ur MOUF AGAPE n DROOLIN as u feel ur BRRRRAAAP SLITHER outta ur ASSHOLE, ur SNOTNOSE ATTENTIVELY HUFFIN IT UP n TRAPPIN ur OWN, RANK BOOTYSTANK inside ur LUNGS fo SAFE KEEPIN, moments befo ANOTHA GOONERFAG APPROACHES ur BAYOOTIFUL BUMBUM, n he proceeds tah SLIP HIS TONGUE DIRECTLY into ur ROTTEN BOIPUSSY, jus SCOOPIN OUT POOPNUGGETS while TONGUETAPPIN da WALLS o ur SENSITIVE, SOFT, SQUISHY SHIDHOLE, which PROMPTS u tah EXPLODE PREMATURELY ALLLLL ON ur FACE n ur HAIR, jus ADDIN tah da DEAD GOLD--da MIXTURE o ALL ur NASTY BODY FLUIDS n SOLIDS--dats ALREADY SMEARED all ur WORTHLESS TWINKBOD~

n ur CAWK is SORE~? OOHHHHHH FUGGGGGG, i ABSOLUTELY ADORE when a GOONERFAG ADMITS tah me dat deir CLITTYCAWK is SORE from SO MUCH PUMPIES~ but WHO CARES bout ACHES or SORES, U DONT WANT DIS tah END~ im MAKIN UR LIFE WORTHWHILE NOW, why WASTE da OPPORTUNITY tah SPOIL URSELF wit da RICHES n WEALTH o SPINECHILLIN, BREATH-HITCHIN, BRAINBREAKIN SOULSPEWIN PENILE PLEASURE o STROKIN dat CUMMYCLITTY fo DADDY SMOOG~? DONT TAKE DIS fo GRANTED--LET muh WURDZ WASTE ur TIME, RUIN ur LIFE, CRUMPLE ur SPIRIT til its a BROKEN MESS, til ur a SHELL o ur FORMER SELF, til u DEVOLVE into ANOTHA GOONERDRONE WHOS PHYSICALLY UNABLE tah STOP STROKIN, n MENTALLY INEPT tah NEVA STOP TALKIN BOUT his DOMINATIN DICK bein his DECISIONMAKER fo da REST o his PITIFUL LIFE~

*Pleeaaasee daddy Smoog, my cock is so raw and red and throbbing, I need to plunge it into the nostril of a stinky goonerfag like me to soothe it in his snotty booger-cave. Fuckkkkk I desperately try to selfsuck my gross cheese-covered worn out dong to numb the stinging but I can’t quite reach it, I can only drool my stinky spit over the head to soothe it for a few seconds, I can’t help itching my sweaty hairy balls and bum in this heat and sniffin my fingers in front of everyone on the bus, hehe bet they can smell it too. Hope they know what a gross goonerfag I am just by the stink*

oh STOP WHININ, u LIL BITCH~ DO U THINK UR CAWK HONESTLY CARES BOUT ur SWOLLEN BOOGERBONER~? awww, ROCKET AINT FLEXIBLE ENOUGH~? dats ok, jus KEEP SPIDDIN ON IT tah SOOTHE da PAIN, NURSE ur PALMPUMPER back tah GUD HEALTH, like da COMPASSIONATE GOONERNURSE U R fo ur ABOMINABLE STIFFY~ or maybe USE UR CUM INSTEAD, n DONT STOP STROKIN WHILE NUTTIN, u WANNA GET DA FULL EFFECT o MINDBREAKAGE as u TWIST n WRITHE from ur URETHRAL SLIT SLICIN UR BRAIN IN HALF, n ALL DAT CONVULSION will help ya SQUICK OUT EVEN MO CUM durin ur ORGASM, so u can USE dat NATURAL CUMMY LOTION tah ASSUAGE da PAIN~

n WAIT, u REALLY be PUBLICLY FILTHY on da BUS, ROCKET~? IF SO, den FUGGGGGG BRO, ur SUCH A FILTHFAGGOT~ mmmph, u bein a SMELLY PASSENGER makin da BUS REEK, DIGGIN INSIDE DEM DRAWS, CARRESSIN ur SWEADY BEARDED BALLS n GREASY HAIRY BUMBUSSY, SWEATIN like a MONKEY IN CONSTANT HEAT (QUITE LITERATELY), CHRONICALLY PERFORMIN SELF-SCRATCH N SNIFF IN FRONTA EVERYONE~ i bet u be wearin da SAME DURTY CLOTHES u've SWEADED n GOONED IN ova da PAST, SEVERAL WEEKS, huh~? yeeh, CONTINUE DOIN DAT~ WHO KNOWS, maybe u MIGHT MEET an OLFACTOPHILE whos INTERESTED in an UNCUT, UNFILTERED STANKFAG SUCH AS URSELF~

*Yes Smoogy, I never change my undies, they stink so bad. On the rare occasions I take a shower it’s basically pointless cause as soon as I slide them back on my crotch stinks like month old dried cheese, piss and cum. I never wanna stop gooning, the more I wank the more cockslime coats my bellend and makes it feel even worse fuckkkkkk, I’d be lucky if even the nastiest guy agreed to suck it at this point. Just gotta charm em with my cute face to the point that they can’t say no when I pull out my steaming fly covered yellowy hairy pucker and gooner dong.*

WOWWWW, rocket is a LIVIN PARASITE, LEECHIN OFF his HOLY FAG TRINITY o BONER, BALLS n BUSSY like MOOCHIN NEET-LOSER, HAHAHA~! i KNO u be havin DAILY RITUALS o SIMPLY HUFFIN ur DURTYDRAWS tah INSTIGATE a QUICK STIFFY jus so u can get RIGHT tah GOONIN~ n NIIIICE, i bet u TAKE SHOWERS ONLY BECUZ ur MOTIVATED tah SEE HOW FAST u'll BECUM DIRTY n STANKY AGAIN, dats GUUUD dat u NEVA CHANGE UR UNDIES~ HOPEFULLY dey were ORIGINALLY WHITE, jus so u can MENTALLY DROWN in ECSTATIC SATISFACTION o WITNESSIN dem ADOPT da GOLDEN RAINBOW o FILTH SMEARED, STAINED, SPLORTED, SNEEZED n SPAT ON em~ n DATS GUD, DONT DESIRE CHANGE, BE AUTISTICALLY GOONERBRAINED, u LUV been TRANSFIXED by ur DICK, u LUV IT when it SLOBBERS JUICE n MILK n COATS ur BAYOOTIFUL BELLEND wit BLEACH-SMELLIN BABYBATTER, only fo it tah FERMENT into dat GOLDEN COCKSNOT SNUGGLED INSIDE ur SPECIAL, SENSITIVE SMEGGY SCHLONGSOCK~ n makes u FEEL "WORSE~"? HAHAHA, WUZ DAT ur CONSCIENCE SPEAKIN~? CORRECTION--"MAKES U FEEL BETTA~!" if u NEED help on FURTHER BRAINDAMAGIN URSELF while u FONDLE wit ur SENSITIVE DICKHEAD, when u FEEL dat RISIN, IMPENDIN ORGASM BECUMMIN IMMINENT, MAKE SURE tah HOLD BACK as LONG AS U CAN, jus FORCE URESLF tah EDGE, n let ur COCK FIGHT BACK fo a MOMENT n FEEL URSELF TENSE UP n TREMBLE LIKE CRAZY, n ONCE U FEEL READY tah BREAK da PRESSURE, MAKE DAT COCK PUSH OUT dat LOAD as HARD AS U CAN so u can WATCH dat CUM FLY~ TRY IT, it WORKS EVERYTIME, NO MATTA da SIZE o da CUMLOAD, n it WORKS FUGGIN GUUUUD~ u'll be UNABLE tah HOLD BACK dem LOUD MOANS n BREATHES ONCE u FIRE OFF dat IMPENDIN CUMGEYSER~ u'd prolly HOLD ur HEAD n feel urself NEARLY BLACK OUT TOO, its a WONDAFUL FEELIN, havin a GOONER HANGOVER while ur LAP is FILLED FRESH wit a NEWBORN BATOR-JACULATED LOAD~ n u'd be REAL LUCKY if dey're READY tah ENDURE such UNADULTERATED FILTH from U~ n AWWWWW, "CHARM em wit ur CUTE FACE," i ADORE seein QTs bein UTTERLY FILTHY~ i bet u DEFINITELY have an ADORABLE BABYFACE hidden away neath dem bangs, bein a SLENDER TWINKBOI, SMILIN GLEEFULLY at ur MAN as u FLASH ur HORRIFIC CHEESECOCK n WIREY-PUBEY DINGLEBERRY BUSSY~ n ur gonna be GROANIN like a BITCH da moment dem lips--OR BETTA YET DEM NOSTRILS--BLESS DEMSELVES ova ur NASEUATIN BELLEND, makin ur COCK THROB n BUSSY TWITCHIN~ u'd prolly PISS in his NOSE n MOUF da MOMENT ur BODY needs tah DRAIN ITSELF, all while ur UNSHAVEN DARK BOIPUSSY CANT HELP but FARD FREELY....n IF ur FULL...CROWNIN da CHOCOLATE WITHIN~

*Mmmmmh fuckkkk Smoogy, you know me so well, enable my filthy ooky gooning pleaaase, I gooned just like you told me to and it feels so goood, fuckkkkk. I am trying so hard to spell cause my brain is so numb from the stink of my foreskin raping my nose. Might even get under my covers and pull out my ripe hairy arse and Dutch oven myself until I’m addicted to my own stink, uncontrollably cumming and sweating under there, fuckkkk, I’m such a freak Smoogy I need to cum moreee, it’s so hard to pry my hand away from my gross dong, I must be pulling the dumbest faces ook ook. Shoooooo gooood mmmmhh fuckkk. The more I stink the more I get turned on mmmh*

mmmmph, i LUV how im EASILY ABLE tah jus PUSH UR BUTTONS n make u SUBMIT LUVINGLY tah muh GOONERBULLY MENTAL-BANG EMBRACE~ n AWWWWW, u ACTUALLY TOOK SMOOGY'S WORDS tah HEART n EDGED HARD n PUSHED OUT ur GOONERBABIES EVERYWHERE, dats so SWEET o U~ in fact, Daddy Smoog is HAPPY tah KNO dat ur HAPPY~! i REALLY AM GLAD fo U, rocket~! i jus LUUUVVVV makin u ENJOY wut u LUV doin--bein a SICKFUCK~! hope im bringin MUCH JOY tah ur PUTRID LIFE~ n HELL YEEEH, im PLEASED tah HEAR how ur ON da CONSTANT, EVALASTIN BRINK o MINDBREAKAGE as u TYPE BACK tah me while u NASALLY VACUUM COCKCHEESE~ n HELL YEEEEH, DIVE IN DEM COVERS wit ur BAYOOTIFUL, HAIRY, SOFT, SMELLY MONKEY PEACH n jus DUTCH OVEN URSELF, Rocket~! LEAVE ur MUGGY ASSPRINTS n SACKPRINTS on ur COVERS, n OCCASIONALLY DIVE ur HEAD UNDANEATH so ur BODY gets EXTRA SWEADY, u KNO u LUUVVV havin SWEAT POUR from ur SCALP tah SLURP UP while u do ur PALM EXERCISES~ OH, n EVERYTIME u FEEL ur BUSSY WINDIN UP, MAKE SURE tah ALWAYS KEEP ur HEAD NEATH dem COVERS n LOUDLY CUT DA CHEESE, aka NOISILY BREAK WIND~ STAIN ur COVERS wit FUNKY FAGGOT FAPPER FLATULENCE, CONVERT DAT BED into a PERSONAL, FARDFLAVORED HOTBOX~! n u WANNA CUM MO~? well WHOS STOPPIN U~? NOBODY, so CONTINUE bein NASTY, Rocket~ deres SO MUCH GAY PORN dats LEFT UN-CUMMED TO, so DONT LEAVE ALL DAT POOR PORN ALONE, LET DEIR IMAGERY n SOUNDS TAKE ur CUM tah a BRIEF, HEAVENLY JOURNEY, only fo it tah SPLATTER BACK onto ur COCKPHLEGM'd COCKHEAD n PALMPUSSY~ maybe u should SPOUT VARIOUS, DISGUSTIN COMMENTS ABOUT URSELF while u BATE, callin urself a such COLORFUL TERMS SUCH AS "imma NOSEPICKIN SMEGSNOGGING BELLEND ABUSER~! imma BALLBOUNCIN WILLYWANKIN MONKEYFAGGOT SLOOT~! i am SUBSERVIENT to GOONERDOM, my LINEAGE ENDS in my LAP~! i LUV bein an OBNOXIOUS TWAT-TOOTIN CUMFLINGER~! im ENSLAVED by BATOR-MASTER SMOOGY'S MASTURBATORY MESSAGES", yknow, SPOUTIN OUT SIMILAR (or MAYBE da EXACT) COLORFUL TERMS tah FULFILL ur DIRT-BOUND EGO'S NEEDS~ n i KNO u MUS be PULLIN da DUMBEST FACES, u KEEP LOOKIN UP AT DA CEILIN as if it were ur BEST FRIEND EVERYTIME u FEEL DAT SHUDDER COLLAPSIN ALONG ur SPINE as ur FORESOCK RUBS its PRECIOUS DICKHEAD, SPECIALLY when u FULFILL ur IVORY PROPHECY n let it SPRRAAAAYYY~ n U KNO WUT? if U HAVENT ALREADY, WHY DONT U GO TO BED NAKED~? DONT LET da UNDIES HOG ALL DA FUN--SHARE da FILTH wit ur SHEETS n COVERS~! maybe even SPEW dat SPUNK ALL OVA da PILLOWS WHILE UR AT IT~! U DONT WANNA STOP GOONIN, RIGHT~? well DEM CUMSTAINS (n POSSIBLY SHIDSTAINS~) u SPLATTERED n HUMPED OUT ALL OVER ur BED dat u KEEP DRAGGIN ur NOSE ACROSS will DEFINITELY RESTRICT U from REFRAININ from BATIN~

*I swear my gross gooner schlong tingles and suddenly stinks way worse when I read your messages. Just wish I had someone to hump my eager, stinky, pube-stuck pucker while I blush embarrass myself by huffing my own fart box and slinging that precum everywhere mmmmmm fuckkkkk I’m touching it again, my cock is basically red and yellow now smoogy, it’s so gross but it feels so good. I insult myself just like you tell me to smoogy, it makes me feel so embarassed but makes me pump even harder unffff~
Yes smoogy, I’ll sleep naked and drag my dirty shit stains across my pillows so my stink will make my bum and cock leak in my sleep as I drool, fuckkkkkk*

MMMMPH, its like muh MESSAGES r ur GOONERPOPPER BOTTLE n ur PHEREMONE-BOOSTER, i LUV DAT~! n AWWWW, rocket is EMBARASSED from HUFFIN his OWN, STANKY FARDS n ORALLY-PENILY DROOLIN from em~? its OK, jus ACCEPT dat UR da PERSONIFICATION o EMBARASSMENT n u'll NO LONGA be EMBARRASED~ altho i find i VERY CUTE dat u feel so SHAMEFUL o bein gross, ur TWINKFACE ADOPTIN a ROSY SHADE as u MAKE LUV tah urself~ n ur CAWK is NOT ONLY YELLOW, but RED, TOO~? FUGGGGGGG, ur SUCH a DEDICATED DICKSTRANGLER~ but BE CAREFUL, i DONT WANT U tah MUTILATE ur MEAT from TOO MUCH MASTURBATION! TAKE a BREAK, rocket, U DESERVE IT~ let ur cawk HEAL ITSELF, let ur SPLOOGE RE-GERMINATE, JUS fo a DAY~ TAKIN SMALL BREAKS like dat ALWAYS MAKES fo RELAPSIN n RETURNIN tah MASTURBATION feel SOOOO GUUUDDDD~! n u INSULTED URSELF, huh~? GUUUUDDD~ i REALLY DO FIND IT ADORABLE dat u ADMIT feelin so ASHAMED about WUT IT IS dat u DO~ its OK, rocket~! EVERYBODY LUVS TALKIN tah DEMSELVES, n u ADORE TALKIN DOWN tah URSELF~! n WHEN u TALK DOWN tah urself WHILE SEXIN, it ENERGIZES ur MEAT wit SO MUCH GOONERFUEL, HEARIN U ORALLY DESTROY ur OWN DIGNITY wit DEMURIN INTEGRITY, U WANT da BE NUTHIN while ur BONER BECUMS EVERYTHIN~! n WHEN u RETURN tah GOONIN afta TAKIN a ONE-DAY BREAK, rocket, i WANT U tah HOLD dese WURDZ NEAR n DEAR tah ur FILTHY, CORRUPT, BLACK HEART--U R NOTHIN, ROCKET~! UR CAWK IS EVERYTHIN~! BECUM UR CAWK~! U R CAWK~! CAWK IS GUD~! CAWK IS GOD~! CAWK IS LIFE~! CAWK IS FOREVA~! n MMMPH, HELL YEEEH, it feels so GRATIFYIN tah SLEEP NAKED in ur OWN BED, DONT IT~? jus DECORATIN it wit ur DIRTY, LEWD NUDITY, havin a RAGIN BONER as ur mind starts TRAVELIN into PURE, DURTYTHOUGHTS MOMENTS befo u SLEEP n EVENTUALLY AWAKE wit ur BONER~ but REMEMBER tah RESIST PALMIN URSELF, rocket~! JUS fo a DAY! ur a GUD GOONERBOI, n i LUV U ENOUGH tah letcha have a GRACIOUS GAP in ur GOONER SCHEDULE~

*Yes smoogy. I’m so grateful you gave me a break from beating my dong. My cock is my life. I always listen to it over my brain cause it makes me feel so good. I’m fingering my shitty bum so hard and fast I think it might explode with turds and make me cum for miles mmmmmm. My body is so sensitive all over mmmh.*

aawwww, its NO PROBLEM, im GLAD ur GRATEFUL~ n DATS RIGHT, u LUV ur cawk~ ur MONKEYWEINER is ur FAITHFUL, LUVIN, DEMANDIN, ABUSIVE GOONERHUBBY, n UR his BOIWIFEY, wit a CASE o CHRONIC STOCKHOLM'S SYNDROME, jus in LUV wit how he's HELD U CAPTIVE da moment u've RUBBED OUT his IVORY VOMIT fo da FURST TIME~ n it's WONDAFUL how ur UNABLE tah stop TOUCHIN URSELF~ does Rocket LUV FINGERFUGGIN his TIGHT BUMBUM~? is Rocket's BOICLOTTY DRIPPIN WET from such ROUGH ANAL ASSAULT~? i bet u LUV LAYIN FACEDOWN ASS-UP, FINGERBLASTIN ur hole befo PULLIN OUT, SPREADIN UR CHEEKS WIIIIIDE n jus LOUDLY PHHYYYYYHHHHBHBHBHHHHNNNNNNT into da MUSKY JUNGLE AIR inside ur goonercave, da VIBRATION o ur ANAL-WALLS CLAPPIN GAINST EACH OTJA as dat RIPPLIN ANAL SHOCKWAVE SLITHERS outta ur PRIMATE POSTERIOR makin ur heart FLUTTER wit ZERO REGARDS tah DECENCY, makin ur TOES CLENCH, ur MOUF WATERIN n ur NOSE FLARIN wit so much POOTER PASSION, dat u wanna DO IT ALLLL OVA AGAIN n CONVERT ur GOONERCAVE into a DENSE FARD-TANK~ n MMMPH, a SIMULTANEOUS SHID-SPERM STORM SOUNDS SWELL~! ur mind will SNAP in TWO from da THROBBER-SPILLIN TOOTER-SHIDDEN SENSATION~ or maybe u've ALREADY HAD DAT HAPPEN~ MAYBE u were prolly JACKIN OFF on da TOILET while CROWNIN ur BOOTYFUDGE, only tah NUT as u PUSHED OUT da GIRTHY SCATSNAKE, ur whole body SHAKIN as I EXPELLED ur MILK n CHOCOLATE, makin ur CHOCOLATE MILK TOILETBOWL SUPREME SUNDAY~ n ur body's HELLA SENSITIVE, huh~? HAHAHA, maybe it's BECUZ o ME~ it's NATURAL tah feel TINGLY AROUND ME, cuz U KNO I'LL ALWAYS GIVE U A GUD TIME~ u LUV checkin ur NOTES n HOPIN tah GOD dat i REPLIED BACK, ur body ANTSY wit ANTICIPATION as u GO OVA tah CLICK muh MESSAGE, makin u TREMBLE AS MUCH AS U R RIGHT NOW, FINGAFUCKIN ur BUSSY, SMILIN FOOLISHLY, BREATHIN HEAVILY, ur HEART in MY GRASP, ur EYES on MUH WURDZ, ur SNOOFER SNORTIN ur GOONERLOSER STENCH, ur fingers CLAMMY wit SWEAD n SCAT~ i bet ur DESKTOP is FILTHY, ain't it~? ur keyboard LAYERED in a FILM o GOONERGREASE, ur CHAIR RIVALIN ur DURTYDRAWS (n NOWADAYS, UR BED~) in terms o how much GENITAL GRIM u've SAT n STAINED upon it, jus wastin ur houas away LISTENIN tah ur HUBBYCOCK's desires o WATCHIN PORN, OBEYIN HOBBYCOCK's wishes o SPEAKIN tah SMOOGY~ u prolly PISS IN BOTTLES TOO, huh~? I WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED if u ADMIT DIS tah be TRUE~

*I used to piss in bottles smoogy, but now I just aim for the empty pizza boxes cause I’m too lazy. My toilet also broke but I’m too busy pumping my dong to get it fix so I just don’t flush, it’s already spilling over with my old turds, although I kinda like the warm squish on my ripe hole as I’m making a hole in my turd mound to push a new log through mmmmmmhh, sometimes I even cum on top of it, I’m a disgusting lowlife porn obsessed gooner smoogy I just wanna get grosser and grosser.*

DAYUUUM, is DAT all fo REAL~? jus DRENCHIN boxes in PURE PISS, lettin da NASUEATIN SCENT o dat GOLDEN, LIQUID WASTE simply SWEAD in dis HAWT, SUMMER HEAT, makin it CONCOT dis GOONERTOXIN o SOUR PIZZA-PISS~? n GODDAYUM, ur TOILET is UTTERLY CRAPCLOGGED~? FUGGGG, jus SITTIN on ur LITERAL SHIDMOUND, lettin it GIVE ur BUSSY BROWN KISSES, as u MAKE ur DUNGPILE DEEPTHROAT ur CHOCOLATE ANAL-SCHLONGS~ n HELL YEEEH, NUT ON DAT SHID, FAGGOT~ i bet u do DAILY POOPYHUFFIN RITUALS OVA ur BROKEN, SCATGAGGIN PORCELAIN GOD jus tah SLOWLY ERODE ur COGNIZANCE AWAY n let ur DICK FINALLY TAKE OVA ur BODY~ FUGGGG rocket, if DIS is ALL TRUE, den u REALLY r a FULLBLOWN LOSER~! ur NUTHIN but TRASH~ ur PATHETIC, a FILTHWHORE, a fuggin FLYMAGNET~ ur a LAZY BASTARD, a MONKEY-SIZED WORM who LUVS ROLLIN AROUND in his BATORGRIME~ u have NO TRUE PURPOSE in life but tah be a DRONE fo ur COCK~ HEDONISM is ur WAY o LIVIN, u've WAY PAST ABADONED wut wuz SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE n BECAME da DISGUSTIN, MINDLESS PRIMATES like ur ANCESTORS~ n ur a PATHETIC SIMP fo SMOOGY~! u DO NUTHIN but BROADCAST ur DISTURBIN LIFESTYLE tah me DAILY, becuz DIS IS ALL U HAVE~! HOPE u've ALREADY FACED da FACTS dat ur NO BETTA dan da DIRT INTERTWINED in da WRINKLES in ur soles, NO BETTA dan da SQUELCHY BOOTYSOIL u keep DUMPIN into da PILIN TURDMONSTER GROWIN inside ur CLOGGEDCAN~ n i HOPE ur ENJOYIN RETURNIN tah FORM, as in PALMPHUGGIN URSELF AGAIN~ n i BET ur TAKIN ALL muh ADVISE i've GIVEN U THRU DESE MESSAGES INTO ACCOUNT, makin ur MISERABLE GOONERLOSER LIFE WORTH FURTHER ROTTIN AWAY into NUTHINGNESS~

*Yes smoogy I’m basically a human turd. I live to lay around and be lazy, huffing my own stink and bating my cock, even the freakiest guys can’t reach my level of depravity, so I have to enjoy my stink alone, show it how much I appreciate it by worshipping my mound of turds, fuckkk I’m cumming again. I love admitting this stuff to you smoogy, I’d tell you anything master.*

"HUMAN" TURD, HAHAHAHA, u mean a "MONKEY" TURD~ u r quite literately da MOS DISGUSTIN PERSON ive eva met~ u CONTRIBUTE NUTHIN tah SOCIETY, jus a LEECH LIVIN in its SMELLY BUCKET of a SEPTIC TANK u call "HOME," WALLOWIN in a GROWIN, MUTATIN BATORJUNGLE, ur brain NO LONGA ABLE tah UNDASTAND da CONCEPT o DECENCY, ur ONLY ABLE tah UNDASTAND it AT A BASIC, SUPERFICIAL LEVEL becuz u r LEGITMATELY CORRUPTED by da EUPHORIC NONSENSE FOSTERED n FESTERED inside ur MASTERMIND of a PENIS, who LIVSES tah be TAKEN WHOLE by ur GRACIOUS MONKEYPAW, its STRANGULATION bein UR TICKET tah ULTIMATE SALVATION, ur TRUE WAY o LIVIN~ AFTA ALL u ADMITTED tah me, ur MONIKER "GrossMonkeyLad" is TOO FUGGIN TAME tah DESCRIBE U, rocket~ n UR NAME MAKES SINCE, BECUZ ur COMMON SENSE has been LAUNCHED into da STRATOSPHERE LONG AGO once u've FIRST DISCOVERED wut "GOONIN" MEAMS n u've DECIDED tah basically TRADE UR LIFE tah CAWK~ i WONDA HOW LONG u were DRIVEN into SOCIETAL SUICIDE n NOW ONLY EXIST as a PARASITE do ur PRIMATE PEEPEE tah COMMUNICATE THRU~ u were prolly AT FIRST SCARED o SIGNIN dat PENILE PACT wit ur IVORY INK, n ATTEMPTED CRITICAL THINKIN on HOW it'll AFFECT U LONGTERM, but EVERY ROPE I CUM simply ROPED U FURTHER n FURTHER into da BOTTOMLESS GOONERPIT, PERPETUATED n BATED by ur BONER~ YES, u WUUVVV ur BEST FRIEND PENIS~ he makes u do GUD THINGS such as MAKIN HIM HAPPY, n makin him SO OVAJOYED dat he VOMITS his SCHLONG SLUDGE EVERYWHERE, n EVERY DRIP o dat SMELLY EGG YOLK LEAPIN from dat SENSETIVE, ROSY, SQUELCHY TRASH CHUTE u CONSIDER ur URETHRA makes ur heart CRASH against ur ribs, ur BUSSY CLENCHIN SO AIRTIGHT u can FEEL BUTTERFLIES TWIST in ur stomach, ur BRAIN SHRINK as u feel it RATTLE LOOSER n LOOSER afta EVERY ORGASM from SPLORTIN OUT USELESS BRAIN MATTER, n ur SMILE~? awwwww, so ADAWWABLE dat da WIDDLE MONKEY is simply so DUMBDUMB HAPPY, jus OOKIN LOUDLY as his CHEESY BANANA PEEL FILLS ITSELF wit FRESH CUM tah MURDER n make CRUSTY CUMMY CONCETRATE out of as it SITS n BAKES inside its SWEADY FORESKIN OVEN~ ur PENIS has UNLOCKED ur TRUE POTENTIAL, ur HYPERSEXUALITY holdin NO BOUNDS eva since u've MADE IT OFFICIAL dat ur a FULLTIME FAPPER~ i bet u were into BORIN VANILLA PORN at FIRST, n ur CUMSTICK wuz gettin BORED wit see da SAME ROUTINE STUFF ova n ova, n i BET it wuz prolly REGULAR OL STRAIGHT PORN~ n den, it CRAVED tah see OTHA MEN, which LEAD u into LUVIN MEN, only tah CRAVE tah see PENISES JUS LIKE ITSELF, n o COURSE u were NOW INTO COCKS, n NATURALLY ur COCK CRAVED tah see TESTICLES like da SISTERIN PAIR SAGGIN NEATH ITSELF, n U TOO were into BALLS, n den it wuz HUNGRY fo da SIGHT o PUBES like da ONES its SURROUNDED by, n u WANTED tah see HAIRY MEN, n u kept GOIN FURTHER n FURTHER n FURTHER n FURTHER n FURTHER n FURTHER n FURTHER AD NAUSEUM n INFINITUM dat u've were LED "ASTRAY" into da BEIN U R NOW~ i bet one o da BIGGEST CONTRIBUTORS into ur ICKY-GROSS LIFE wuz DIS VERY SITE~ all DESE FURRIES SHOWCASIN how SICK n DEPRAVED n DURTY deir MINDS R, EXPLOITIN deir THOUGHTS into HYPERSEXUALIZED PIECES o ART, whether it be PICTURES or TEXT, or maybe even SOUND, it all BROUGHT u into ANOTHA PLETHROA o PORN which EASILY led ur PENIS into dat FAPPABLE BONERBUFFET~ i CAN TELL dat artists like YOWESEPHTH n IMASLOWPERSON were PROLLY summa ur EARLY INSPIRATIONS into BECUMMIN PURE FILTH~ SO MUCH FEET, FECES, FART, SWEAT, SEMEN, SPERM, SCAT, PISS n PURITY in SUCH WORKS~ if ONLY u WERE HERE EARLIER, u would KNO about an ARTIST named SWELLER/SLUDGERY, dey USED tah make sum VERY EXTREEEMME HYPER DISGUSTIN ARTWORK EMPHASIZIN on FEET, DICKS n COCKS~ u could PROLLY FIND deir ARTWORK if u LOOK DEEP ENOUGH~ n if u DO, be PREPARE tah have a WHIRLWIND o ECTASY OVAWHELM U, cuz deir ARTWORK is DAT GUD (TAKE IT from a SICKFUCK LIKE me)~ n OVATIME, u've started tah SOCIALIZE LESS n LESS, n WHY BOTHER, RIGHT~? WHY SPEND TIME WIT OTHAS~? FRIENDS~? FAMILY~? HAHAHA, WHY BOTHA~? OTHA PEOPLE AINT PENISES, OTHA PEOPLE AINT GOONER-ENABLERS~ U RATHER be CONSIDERED "DEAD", jus a LEGITIMATE LOST CAUSE, FREE from da BONDS o such a RESTRICTIVE n BORIN SOCIETY, able tah be as FREE as U WANT, da SKY wuz da LIMIT in da AMOUNT o RELENTLESS FILTH u could FINALLY RELISH IN WITOUT REPRECUSSION~ n NOW, ur ALL "ALONE", left tah SQUANDER inside ur PIGSTY (or in UR CASE, MONKEYSTY~), wit NO ONE ELSE tah LUV U, cept ur PAPA PENIS dere tah GUIDE u fo da REST o ur LIFE, n ur MAMA BALLS NURTURIN u tah TESTICULAR-TESTORONE HEALTH, ALWAYS WILLIN tah FEED ur BONER wit SO MUCH HEALTHY MILK tah SPRAY ALL OVA URSELF~ n NOWADAYS, i bet ANYBODY tellin u EWWWW in DISGUST of WUT ur INTO, or prolly PEOPLE PINCHIN deir NOSES n COMPLAININ ABOUT WHO STINKS SO FUGGIN BAD on da BUS, n maybe even have a COUPLE SPITEFUL LOOKS SENT in UR DIRECTION is ENOUGH tah make u HARD~ u WANT dem tah HUMILIATE U, u ADORE how u've gotten NOTERIETY n ATTENTION u've ALWAYS WANTED, bein a WIDDLE CELEBRITY, ALL THANKS tah ur STRONG, SMART, SIX-INCH, SMEGMA STIFFY~ n i can DEFINITELY SEE how even da FREAKIEST GUYS--INCLUDIN me--CANT COMPETE wit U, u LONELY LOSER~ LUCKILY, ur PUTRESCENCE has made u INEPT in THOUGHT, n DATS where i CUM IN~ n MMMMPH, i LUV seein da FRUITS o muh LABOR CUM in da FORM o makin SLUTTY FAGGOTS CUMMIN, i LLUUVVVV makin u PORNWHORES HAPPY~ n FUGGGG, u've FINALLY CALLED me MASTER, i KNEW DIS DAY WOULD CUM~ i LUVED oua lil DOMINANCE BATTLES when we first TALKED tah EACH OTHA, rocket~ tryna see WHO can BREAK WHO, WHO'd be da DOMMY DADDY n WHO'd be da PWECIOUS WIDDLE PUPPY~ i KNEW u'd be SO FUN tah SLOWLY WIN OVA, tah SLOWLY HYPNOTIZE U into LUVIN muh COMMENTS~ u THOUGHT dat becuz u were da LIVIN EMBODIMENT o REFUSE, dat u'd be able tah EASILY WIN me OVA n HAVE ME SLOBBERIN n SIMPIN fo U, but u were SADLY MISTAKEN~ ur BRAIN is TOO PUNY tah be CAPABLE o MESMERIZIN ANYONE, ALL U R NOW is PURE BONER-BRAWN, THINKIN on da THROBBYTWITCHY INSTINCTS o ur CUTE, CHEESY CAWK~ UNLIKE U, i CAN STILL THINK fo muhself, dats why i HAVE da BRAINPOWA tah CREATE such INTRICATE, BAYOOTIFUL, COMPLEX COMMENTS dat NOT ONLY leaves u HORNILY FLABBERGASTED from how such BROKEN ENGLISH is so EASILY makin u CAPTIVATED, but leaves SMOOTHBRAINED RETARDS LIKE U UTTERLY VULNERABLE from muh RELENTLESS BUKKAKES o BULLYIN, makin u DOCILE ENOUGH tah let sumbody INVADE n DIG OUT deir WILLIN, MENTAL RABBITHOLE BALLSDEEP, n UR LIVIN PROOF~ n by DIS POINT, U R my PROPERTY~ U DONT LIVE RENTFREE in muh mind, I DO in URS~ DONT U SEE, FAGGOT~? its SIMPLE--i AM ur NEW BRAIN, u DUMB LIL MONKEY~ u FIND muh COMMENTS so ENTHRALLIN dat U HAVENT STOPPED COMMUNICATIN eva since U came CRAWLIN BACK tah ME~ hows it FEEL, rocket~? muh BIG, BLACK COCK POUNDIN ur BRAIN~? u GONNA CUM AGAIN~? YEEEEEH, i KNO u DOOOOO~ i KNO u WANT TOOOOO~ cmon rocket, DONT BE SHY~ its OKAY tah FANTASIZE Daddy's BBC BANGIN ur ASS, BALLS SPANKIN ur TAINT, muh TIGHT GRIP YANKIN on ur TAIL, ur hands GRIPPIN ur OWN THIGHS, muh DICKHEAD POUNDIN ur PROSTATE, makin u SISSYGASM like a GUD WIDDLE BOI, n u SHID OUT muh CAWK, n WITNESS it GLAZED in NATURAL MONKEY CONDOM--aka OOKIE POOPOO, fo U tah DEEPTHROAT wit ur NOSTRILS n THROATPUSSY ALIKE~ n its DEFINITELY OKAY tah SAY ALOUD IN-BETWEEN MOANS "I LUV MASTER GOONERDADDY SMOOG~!" while u ORGASM, deres NO SHAME in bein a SLAVE~ bein SMOOGY'S SLAVE, ESPECIALLY~

*I’m sooooooo horny. Monkey stinky penis go up and down. Smart daddy smoogy is right. I want your stinky, sweaty BBC to ruin my life and make me drool all over master. I am an extension of your cock, all I have is cock brain, sniff sniff, stinks so bad I can’t think anymore smoogy.*

ohhh DADDY SMOOGY is ALWAYS RIGHT~ n ive ALREADY RUINED ur LIFE, ive MADE u ANOTHA DRONE in muh FILTHY HIVE o OBSESSED SCHLONGSTRANGLERS~ n u DAMN RIGHT ur an EXTENSION o muh BBC, u ONLY HERE tah SERVE AROUSAL fo DADDY'S DICK n NUTHIN MO~ n u have a SEVERE CASE o COCKBRAIN, u DICKFAG~ n DONT THINK, just ACT~ deres NUTHIN WRONG wit STAYIN IN LINE n DOIN as ur TOLD~ isnt it GRAND havin a PORNPARENT CONSTANTLY DISCIPLININ U, ENFORCIN AUTHORITY ova ur MEEK LIFE, makin ur NOTES PAGE ONE o ur MOST VIEWED on ur BROWSER, CONSTANTLY PRACTICIN NEW MASTURBATORY TECHNIQUES, ALL BECUZ o ME~? i HOPE u've RUINED ur BED, rocket~ ur PILLOWS, COVERS, EVERYTHIN should have ROPES o SWEATY COCKSNOT SPEWED ALL OVA IT~

i bet ur socks fuggin STINK, TOO~ u BETTA NOT SPARE EM from ur GROSS CUMMYCOCK, SPECIALLY da TORN SOCKS, u fuggin SLUT~ maybe ROTATE a SOCK a DAY, n STUFF da REST o em IN ur MOUF wheneva ur ABOUT tah CUM, ur MOANIN MUFFLED by ur MONKEYPAW SWEAT-LADEN SOCKS as u BLAST ANOTHER LOAD into ur BIPEDAL THREADCONDOM~ maybe find ur SNEAKERS n START HUFFIN while FUGGIN ur PALMPUSSY, n SHOOT ur CUM on da BOTTOM o ur SOLES so dey can have dat DELICIOUS, STICKY SOUND WHEREVA U GO~ n DONT FORGET tah NUT IN EM n WEAR EM SOCKLESS, jus tah AMPLIFY deir OLFACTORY FLAVOR while WHIFFIN em, u USELESS BITCH~

n if ur EVA HUNGRY, u should USE ur LUVLY SMEGMA SPREAD on ur food, MAYBE ON EM PIZZAS, SPECIALLY da EXTRA CHEESE PIZZAS~ n u KNO WUT, since u LUV ME SO MUCH, why dont u GET a MARKER n WRITE on ur THIGHS "♠ I ♥ DADDY SMOOGY~ ♠", jus SO when u LOOK down at urself, u CAN REMIND URSELF o WHY UR LIFE ACTUALLY HAS MEANIN, DESE DAYS~ i bet u'd feel SO CUTE WEARIN muh NAME on UR LEGS like da TWINKFAG SISSYSUBBY FILTHSLUT u r, WOULDNT U~? maybe start TALLY MARKIN HOW MANY TIMES u've CAME DUE TO DADDY SMOOGY~ u'd feel so PROUD o urself, MAKIN PROGRESS, COVERIN URSELF in da amount o times i made u SHOOT ur HAPPY MILK into da air~

n if u CANT SUCC urself, can u AT LEAST KISS ur OWN DICKHEAD~? if u CAN, jus DO IT, AT LEAST ONCE EVERYDAY~ TELL UR COCK dat u LUV HIM, dat u WISH fo him tah SPOIL u wit EDGY-CUMMY PLEASURE EACH n EVERYDAY~ ur MONKEYMEAT would FIND DAT ROMANTIC about u~ n MAYBE im STATIN da OBVIOUS HERE, but BE SURE tah NUT tah ur OWN WORKS~ maybe DOWNLOAD ur ART on ur phone n start SPRAYIN TRIBUES on ur SCREEN while ONE o ur FILTHY ARTS is FULLSCREEN on it, PRAISE URSELF in bein a SELF-INDULGANT FUCKER, jus LAYERIN ur PHONE'S SCREEN in DAYS UPON DAYS o dat DISGUSTIN, LIQUID BIOHAZARD, u FUGGIN LOSER~

*Fuckkkkk I’m wanking again smoogy, yes my socks are sooooo fuckin stinky. Yes smoogy I’ll cum my stinky sperm inside my sneakers and plop my cheesy feet into the gross mess and walk around all day with it and then sniiiiiif and jerk my cock so fast. Yes smoogy, I write your name all over my thighs with my boogers. I’ll do whatever you say smoogy, even kiss my own cock head, even though it’s gross and cheesy and makes me dizzy.*

ay dere, rocket~ hope u doin gud, u DUMPSTA-DIVIN TRASHMONKEY~ jus WONDERIN if i could POST oua RECENT DURTYTALK we had~

*Please daddy smoogy, spread our gross talks for everyone to see <3*