*Please consider farting in my face then spunking up my nostrils to seal it in, please, it would be an honor for this dumb cum-junkie toilet slut to be degraded by you. Thank you for reading this! <3*

no problem, baby! i need a dumpster tah shit muh assburps into, & you seem fit tah hold it all. lay down n relax....get comfy as muh toilet seat as i bring muh dark, hairy ass tah dat face, & rub muh smell on you.

*Thank you so much! I'll try to be the best toilet seat I can be, you won't regret using me, I promise! I'll just lay here, mouth open and tongue out, and give that nasty dumper a good frenching and huff whatever comes out~*

'yeeeeh, i luv how eager you are as my shitbin. got me hard, in fact. i drank sum laxative beforehand, so it'll prolly taste a lil sweet. hope you like lemon-lime! nevermind, i know u'd like whatever comes outta an asshole. in da meantime, get to know my brown eye....'

i make my dank, ebony anus wink, my coily pubes rustlin as i place my hands on my skinny ass, spreadin it wide to give you a clear view, havin it so close to your face you can taste dat lingerin fart it spat out a few minutes ago.

*"Mmmph~ So nasty... just like me! I'll suck anything you want out of this delicious dumper for you, don't even ask just shove it in my face! I'll be your hungry little toilet, baby~"

I groan as you sit on my mouth and immediately liplock your filthy dark shitter, laying wet smacking kisses on the hairy rim and plunging my tongue as deep as I can, eyes rolling back as my nose presses flat to take deep, brain-melting huffs of your old fart-stink. My tongue lovingly scrapes and shovels off your walls, happily munching and slurping down all the loose ass-scum it pulls out.*

"ooouuuuugh shid--goddayum...mmrf, ur one, greedyass toilet seat. rapin muh butthole like dat wit yo poopscooper...oh FUGG!"

u dig deep inside muh tight rectum, your tongue wigglin itself within the confines o muh twitchy, pleasured anus as i spit a glob o smelly saliva on muh dickhead, strokin it wit nasty, squicky noises as i enjoy havin u submit urself tah me & me only....i occasionally stroke muh whole shaft before returnin muh palm tah strangle muh cockhead again, exhalin deeply....den i release a sharp gasp--i stroke from muh base tah muh droolin head just as your tongue dug deep again! i gutturally exhale, enjoyin da wet slobber on muh underside increasingly gettin bigger n messier, u coatin muh asscrack in toiletwater like a thirsty puppy, desperately lapping at muh hole, makin it squeaky clean as u desperately long for mo....

i feel sumthin dwell in inside muh pooptube....n den i--PHHHHHBHBHBHBBHBT! PHBT! PHT!

fuggin' facefart all over ya, da fumes smell like burnt rubber infused wit a slight hint o a sickly-sweet, fruity aroma tryna break thru da massive, vaporous stench its drowning within, da corrupt bootyfunk sniffered up into your nostrils, bequeathin u a bountiful tease o what's yet tah come.

'make dat nose eat it up. snort it deep like it's a nice hit o a bong--' PHBRbrbbrbrt....'yeeeeeeeh...muh boihole's meowing fo u.....'

muh spitsmeared strokes get louder as i leak out some mo spit on muh dicktip, beatin muh meat a bit harder now, your hot breaths every time u take deep whiffs against muh bunghole makes muh back tingle, persuadin me tah keep dis tease goin....

'ough, i can feel muh shid startin its way down inside me, towards your cute, gotta-shid-on-it-hard face....wanna feel your nose vibrate against muh winkyhole, toilet. i wanna hear your nostrils take in deep, strong n heavy breaths o its farty meal....maybe shove your nosetip inside durin da very last loud snort--I need tah know if ur truly da outhouse i can relieve myself on,' i tell u, muh stomach groanin, wantin tah release da smelly monster dat's been festerin inside me for houas.

*My words blabber out desperately and breathlessly, eyes rolling back in bliss as I'm completely overloaded by the disgusting, brain-melting stench of spit-soaked shitpipe raping my nostrils.

"Nnnnghfff, thank you for farting in my face! It's so rancid! More, please... "

My nose squeezes down against your juicy slobbered-up rim, your aftershocks leading to an involuntary shit-snorting fart huff that makes me squeal in delight, perfectly complimenting the piggish snorts and sniffs coming from my stink-blasted nose as it roots around in your messy ass like a sow in the mud. I groan and spread your ass with two fingers, giving my nose room to barely push in, and once my hands move up to cradle your heavy nuts and cock, my nostrils are totally sealed in as I take big, long, wet drags of your pooper. Rivers of spit start flowing again as my tongue laps up against your taint and nuts, drowning my chin and cheeks in slobber from my mouth as well as the leftover slop running out of your ass getting snorted straight back into my mouth and spit out against you so I can savor the taste twice as much.*

"oough, yerrrecyclinit, ffrrrrrk--!" is exactly how 'oough, ur recyclin it, faaaawk!' sounds thru muh grimaced mouth as muh asshole deeply winks in pleasure....it feels like a humble deity has decided to be beneath a mortal & give muh non-Godly ass n boibits a visit in paradise....muh ass has been penetrated by tongue, nose, fingers, all by dis worthy toilet....n i can't take it. me & muh eight inches can't take it.....can't fuggin take it....can't--

"hrrrrnnrugh!" da loud wet smack of a piggish rimjob prematurely endin makes muh fingers choke muh cockhead safe n sound as i turn around, a trail of messy anal goop dribbles itself on da floor & ur subbybod while i'm meatbeatin hella hard right now--

"haaaaaagh, ima make u take dis cum, bitch!" i clearly speak thru muh teeth this time, latchin muh fingers offa muh dick for a short moment, riding da orgasmic tide a lil longer before it crashes, edging like crazy. muh slender body is laced wit sweat from da sexin we're doin, & i sit muh dazed n spitglazed ass on yer chest, & muh left hand returns to take its meaty, badbreath'd, drooly throne, nuzzlin da dickhead up on yo face, invading dat slopcovered, fartsoaked flesh, muh otha hand clamps on top of ur head as i masturbate muh shaft to resume da incomin rush jettin thru muh cumtube, right gainst yer nostril--"mmmmph, take dis big, black niggaseed, uuAAGH---!" muh screen's been stopped short--dat first buckshot shotguns into ur sniffer--i deathgrip muh tip, angle it into da otha sniffer, dis second spunkspurt rockets into da otha smeller--n den i stop da flow for about two seconds, n den unl--

"OOUGH--HONGH--GUUUUHFFFUAWK, SHIIIIEEEAT!" --unload a cumgeyser up gainst ur nose, floodin ur fartbanks wit an overflow of backed up batormilk, nasty gradients of ivory n yellow chillaxes inside their new home, inside dem toiletholes as muh dickhead kisses u wit enthusiastic throbs, dat mindbendin sensation nearly makes muh eyes rollback, finally gettin to see da vision i've teased da both of us to see come into form for da past few minutes now manifested into a tangible experience before our very eyes....finally, muh mind finds its way back in muh head, & i take several long, slow strokes of muh bbc, afterglowin globs of thicc manmoo forcibly vomits from muh cummy urethra, lowering muh cum-oozin peeped bulb down to em smooches, feelin ur tongue massage & scoop da cocksnot from muh sensitive tip, wrestling da cum in between ur cheeks as u snort down da two, fresh n smelly lakes that have dominated ur submissive inhalers. i can only imagine how much u must love splittin ur mind apart under deep pressure from muh goopy boigoo sealin in dem huge deposits of smelly assfarts.

"don't swallow either--i wanna see da results on yo tongue once ur done huffing up muh dickphelgm, toilet."

*I whimper and whine pathetically as your sloppy dark dumper squelches off my reaching lips, even catching the shitspit drooling out of you in my palm and slurping it up while you beat off in my face, opening my mouth with my tongue hanging out on reflex as you smear that greasy fat cumhose across me. When I realize you're gonna make me snort your babybatter like some trashy junkie I gasp and squeal in excitement. "Yesss! Stuff me up with that nasty junk, please!" I push in my free nostril and my eyes roll into my skull as you piss a clogging jet of stinking ball chowder straight into my head.

The cummy stench immediately shuts my brain off in overload, and I simply snort it like a junkie as you dump your cum into both holes, collecting the slimy mess in my sinuses with my mouth still hanging wide, letting you watch as you fill me up to the lips with all your dicksnot.

A moan bubbles up through the lukewarm muck, stirring and washing the anal hairs and pubes from my teeth and adding them to the churning, frothy mix of slop as I start heaving for breaths I can't take, trying to keep your nasty load front and center like a proper toilet until you tell me to flush it into my guts.*

i look at yo defiled face, ur look of blissful defeat as u struggle to satisfy Daddy....n damn, wut a beautiful, fineass toiletseat, lookin so happy n content with 'emself....but i can't let muh bony ass n sweaty boibits have all da fun.

finally, i get low n latch muh lips onto ur grimy pair, gettin muh tongue deep into dat slobbery filthpit as i stew da contents inside ya maw wit muh frencher, dominantin ur cumspread bootyliccer, scrubbin it clean, da complex mixture of texture n taste--a bold, disgustin, bitter blend of both ur n mines' bodily drinks gives me a foodgasm of sorts, knowin i did a gud job in adulteratin ya, also scrubbin yo smelly teeth clean as well, feelin deir texture, flossin out da gunk n hairs that prey in between em da best i can.

n den i shullllslskhulllslskskSLURPT'D muh own seed, slurpin from muh luvly, fard-huffin cum toilet, stealin da cum u so desperately wanted to store both itself n muh assfunk inside ur stupid, two-bit toiletbrained self, sealin da goeey mass into muh mouth, pullin muh kissers away from you, a thicc strand of cummy slobber bridges our assmouthed selves, me treatin muh shitpebbled, pube-seasoned babybatter like mouthwash as u look on, ur beloved toiletseat cleaned out n cumcucked by Urs Truly....