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https://www.furaffinity.net/user/kamuikobayashi/
WARNING: GROSS FETISHES AHEAD~!
INSPIRED by zp92:
https://e621.net/posts/3647126
https://e621.net/posts/1547690
FINISHED dis a LIL WHILE BACK, 4GOT tah UPLOAD til NOW!
ALSO, im SRY if BOTH CHARACTURS seemed OOC, i ONLY REALIZED DAT UPON COMPLETIN DIS, HAHAHA~!",
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Need to warn me next time before you start massaging them~\n\nDES: Ehehehe, my apologies, sire~ That's just my signature move on my unsuspecting audience~\n\nBEA: No worries, my jester, hmhmhmhm~\n\n[DES: RUB\n\nRUB\n\nRUB\n\nRUBBB\n\nRUBBBB\n\nRRUUUBBBB\n\nRRUUUUBBBBBBBBB~]\n\nBEA: Ohhhoohhhooohhhh, man~ Yeah....r...r-r...rrrRIGHT...right there, mmmmmmph~\n\nDES: Oh, you mean in the middle, here~? Riiiiiight along your arch~?\n\n[DES: ARCHRUB~]\n\nBEA: FUCK Y--oh, I mean, yes, right there~\n\nDES: Wowwww, somebody must have been REEEAALLY looking forward to this massage~\n\nBEA: Des, you don't know the---MMmmmmmphh--HALF of it~ Aaahhhhh, holy shit, you're so talented with this~\n\nDES: Hehehehehe, enough experience will make you 'talented~' How are your arches feeling, right now~?\n\nBEA: Better...\n\n[BEA: HUFFFFF~]\n\nBEA: But not quite 'good', yet...could you get the balls of my feet~?\n\nDES: Sure thing~\n\n[DES: RUB RUB RUBBB~]\n\nBEA: Hooohhhhhhhh gosshhhhh...\n\n[BEA: TOESCRUUUNNNNNCH~]\n\n[DES: RUBBIN THUMBCIRCLES~]\n\nBEA: Desiree....g-goddamn~...\n\nDES: Hehehehe, the balls of your feet feel very warm~...\n\n[DES: THUMBPRESS~]\n\nDES: Just gotta work those muscles with my thumbs, and let 'em relaaaax~...\n\n[DES: THUMBCIRCLE~]\n\nBEA: Don't think I've asked before, but how long have you done this? Mmmmmmph~...\n\nDES: What? The business?\n\n[DES: HEELRUB~]\n\nBEA: Oooooooouughhh~\n\n[DES: GRINS~]\n\nDES: I've been doing this for about 7 years~ \n\n[BEA: SIGHS~]\n\nBEA: That's...mmmmpphh...good~\n\nDES: The work pays off pretty well~ Great customers, lots of them come back to get quite a relief from walking around all day...and it's all thanks to you, Bea~\n\nBEA: Huh? I don't follow...?\n\nDES: You don't remember? You used to come over to my house, and we--\n\nBEA: Played Princesses, yeah, that's right!\n\nDES: Mm-hmm~ It was very fun, especially when it came to us annexing the other's kingdom by playing tic-tac-toe~\n\nBEA: Wow... it's been so long, yet I remember kicking your butt everytime at that~\n\nDES: Hehehehehe, I was pretty shit at it...do you remember what I had to do~?\n\nBEA: I don--...\n\n[BEA: EYESWIDE...BLUSSSSH~]\n\nBEA: Y...you massaged...m-my feet...\n\n[DES: NODS]\n\nDES: Yup~! And we were so tiny back then, my tiny little pichu hands rubbing your cute little, salandit feets~\n\nBEA: Hehehe, \"feets~\"\n\nDES: Oh your feets were so adorable, Bea~ You still sound the same all these years later, going all \"Oooohh\" and \"Aaaahh,\" hahahaha~!\n\n[BEA: LOOK AWAY ...BLUSSSHHING~]\n\nDES: I think it's even funnier, now that you're a grownass lady, with massive, pink feet, still the same ol' Sire I used to serve~...\n\n[BEA: BASHFUL SMILE\n\nSHOULDER-HUNCH~]\n\nBEA: G-gosh....\n\nDES: It's okay, Bea~ I'll always be your loyal servant, you beautiful princess~ But yeah, once I graduated, I knew I had to open a massage parlor. Friends and family told me I was very good at tending to their feet...and I won't lie when I say yours is still the cutest~\n\n[BEA: LOOKS AT DES]\n\nBEA: Why would you say that?\n\nDES: Ooooohhh, saw how quick you looked back when I asked that~\n\nBEA: I-I'm just curious, that's all...\n\nDES: I mean, you can't possibly think I assume that YOU don't believe you have the cutest feet~ You honestly take great care of them, not even a spot of dryness on them everytime I had to massage them~...cept now.\n\nBEA: Wait, where?\n\nDES: No, no, it's alright.\n\n[DES: SQUINTS]\n\nDES: Ooooohhh wait--\n\nBEA: W-what's wrong? Is there someth--\n\nDES: Relax....just sit. I know exactly what this is, hold on and let me get this out...\n\n[DES: PULLS-OUT PHONE\n\nTAP\n\nTAP\n\nTAP\n\nTAP...\n\nTAP\n\nTAP\n\nTAP\n\nTAP\n\nTAP]\n\nDES: Okay, here's the condition you have.\n\n[DES: TURNS PHONE AROUND]\n\nBEA: Lemme see...\n\n[BEA: BUGEYED--\n\nLOOKS AWAY]\n\nBEA: What in the world--\n\n[DES: SNICKERS HARD\n\nTEARS UP~]\n\nBEA: Girl, if you show that ass pic one more time--\n\nDES: Hahahahahahhahha~! B-but YOU took it!\n\nBEA: Yeah, when we're drinking that terrible-tasting boxed wine last week, which I'm STILL surprised made me so drunk! Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah--and YOU can take it off!\n\nDES: Why?\n\n[DES: TURNS PHONE AROUND--]\n\nDES: There's nothing wrong with giving a rat's ass.\n\nBEA: 'Think I might die from pun-abuse before that assault you gave me.\n\nDES: ASS-ault?\n\nBEA: ...Kill me.\n\n[BEA & DES: CHUCKLE]\n\nBEA: But seriously, do I have a dry spot, or are you fucking with me?\n\n[DES: PUTS PHONE AWAY]\n\nDES: Not to worry, I was just kidding!\n\n[DES: FOOTGRAB~\n\nRUB\n\nRUBB\n\nRUUUBBBB~]\n\n[BEA: SIGHS, SMILES]\n\nBEA: Typical Des buffoonery~\n\nDES: Hey I was born a jokester, not a ruler~ But on a serious note, your feet are miraculously smooth and beautiful~\n\nBEA: MMMMmmmmmpphhh~...thanks~ \n\nDES: How do you work your sorcery~?\n\nBEA: Well I always make sure to scrub them clean while bathing, and then rub lotion on them as soon as I get out of the tub~\n\nDES: Good spell--will cast, one day~\n\nBEA: Anywwaaaaayyyy...just wanted to mention that feet feel a LOT better, and I mean like it feels like they're walking on cloud nine~\n\nDES: Hehehheheh, means a lot to me that my massaging is that good~\n\nBEA: You're be-YOND good, Desiree~ Shame that nobody's here, today. Unless you had some earlier?\n\nDES: Sure, had a couple in the morning, but that was it...til you showed up!\n\nBEA: Damn, slow day.\n\n[DES: SHRUGS]\n\nDES: Happens...Oooooohhhh~!\n\n[DES: HOLDS FEET~\n\nEYE BEAMING~]\n\nBEA: What's that look in your eye, Des~?\n\nDES: Sooo...I was wondering if you wanted to engage in a little game~...\n\nBEA: Huh, lemme guess...mmmmmm, tic-tac-toe?\n\n[DES: FAST, HAPPY NODDING]\n\n[BEA: LAUGHS]\n\nBEA: You know what, Bea... you've always been full of surprises~\n\nDES: Heheeehe, glad I still got that, in me~!\n\n[DES: POCKETRUMMAGE...]\n\nBEA: The losses, too~?\n\n[DES: BLUSHES]\n\nDES: Aaahhaahahahahhahaaa~...\n\n[DES: POCKET-PULLOUT\n\nPAPER-N-PENCIL]\n\nBEA: Something tells me you kept that on you once I called~\n\nDES: Everytime! But I finally had the courage to ask you, today~\n\nBEA: See, that's why I love ya, Des. Always the anthises to dull moments.\n\nDES: By the way, how do your feet feel? I'm so sorry I didn't ask before setting this up.\n\nBEA: No no, no worries.\n\n[BEA: FOOTLOOK...TOECLENCH-N-SPREAD]\n\n[DES: DEEEEP BLUSH...]\n\nBEA: They feel great~! You really worked your magic. Thank you so much for...are you alright~?\n\n[DES: FACEHOLD...HESITANT NODDING...EYEFLITTING BETWEEN BEA'S EYE N FEET~]\n\nDES: Y-yeah...yeah. Sorry, just having another bit of pain in my cheeks, SCS, you know?\n\nBEA: Spasm Cheek Syndrome?\n\n[DES: POINTS-N-NODS, STILL FACEHOLD]\n\nDES: Yes! Yes, I just...oohhh, I'll be right back!\n\nBEA: Okay! Just remember, this loss is always here waiting for you~\n\nDES: Hehehehehe, oh stoppp, Beatrice~!\n\n[BEA: LOOKS DOWN AT PAPER...\n\nPENCILHOLD--\n\nGRIDDRAWING...]\n\n[SEVERAL MINUTES LATER...BEA'S AT BATHROOM DOOR]\n\n[KNOCK\n\nKNOCK\n\nKNOCK]\n\nBEA: Desiree? Are you okay in there?\n\nDES: Yeah... I'll be out in a bit. Thanks for checking up on me.\n\nBEA: You're always welcome.\n\n[SINK RUNNING...\n\nHAND WASHING...\n\nTOWELDRY...\n\nKNOB TURN\n\nDOOR OPEN]\n\n[DES: WARMSMILE~]\n\n[BEA: SMIRKBACK]\n\nBEA: What's up?\n\nDES: I'm so glad we're still friends.\n\n[BEA: HOLDS DES' SHOULDER]\n\nBEA: Wouldn't ever give up our friendship, bestie~ Let's go play some tic-tac-toe~\n\nDES: Okay~\n\n[BEA & DES: WALK BACK...]\n\n[DES: EYES WIDE]\n\nDES: Whoooaaaaa...\n\n[BEA: NODS]\n\nBEA: Yup... it's SUPER tic-tac-toe~\n\nDES: So you do WANT to lose~?\n\nBEA: Is that a threat, or a promise~?\n\nDES: I'll let you be the judge~\n\nBEA: Hey, my track record speaks for itself. If I had a dollar for every loss you make...\n\nDES: It'll add up to a full makeup kit. Ages 10 to 12.\n\n[BEA: PLAYFUL PUNCH ON BEA'S SHOULDER~]\n\n[DES: PLAYFUL RUB ON HER OWN SHOULDER~]\n\nDES: Ouchies~...\n\n[BEA: SEAT-SITS\n\n[DES: FLOOR-KNEELS]\n\nBEA: Uh...are you comfortable down there? Don't you want a seat?\n\nDES: Nah, it's fine. Kneeling is part of the massage business!\n\nBEA: Hehe, alright~\n\n[BEA & DES HOLD PENCILS]\n\nBEA: So...what are the conditions if either of us loses?\n\nDES: Glad ya asked~! So...after a bit of crucial thiking, I devised that if I lose...I have to smell your feet.\n\n[BEA: CONFUSED FACEGRIMACE]\n\nBEA: Okay, uhhh...are you sure~?\n\n[BEA: BLUUSSSHH~]\n\nBEA: Seems...kind of gross, don't you think?\n\nDES: Hey, when you play games, there's a chance you gotta lose. And if the stakes are big, then you DEFINITELY don't want to lose...and that's part of the fun~\n\n[BEA: THINKS...\n\nNODS]\n\nBEA: M'kay, sounds sensible. Well, since we both know how it's going to turn out, I'll just say out loud the first thing that comes to mind if I lose--which won't happen, mind you~ ... I'll sniff your feet.\n\nDES: Hey, buy your own idea!\n\nBEA: It's easier to follow, than lead by example~\n\nDES: Seriously though, sniffing My feet~? But Bea, I don't think...\n\nBEA: It isn't a big deal. We're just buying time for your loss, which is going to happen...\n\n[ONE GAME OF SUPER TIC-TAC-TOE LATER...]\n\nDES: NOW! Hahahaha, I WIN!\n\n[BEA: LOOKS OVER PAPER]\n\nBEA: Hmmm....nope.\n\nDES: Wha...?\n\n[BEA: POINTS AT PAPER]\n\nBEA: See here, in the middle?\n\n[BEA: PENCILGRAB...\n\nLINEDRAW...\n\nPENCILDOWN...\n\nLOOKUP]\n\nDES: ...\n\n...\n\n....\n\nAWWWW, MAAANNN!\n\n[BEA: LAUGHS]\n\nBEA: What did I tell you? It's not fortune telling, just rocket science~ Now I get to buy a stick of gum along with that makeup kit~\n\nDES: Hehehehe, don't tell me you're gonna bend the rules and make me buy all that~\n\nBEA: No thanks, I don't need all that. Don't really use makeup, anyway.\n\nDES: Won't lie, I've always thought you were gorgeous, Bea~ And I'm not saying that just because we're friends. I genuinely believe you should be a model; you still have that...that 'PERFECTION' about you~!\n\nBEA: You really think so~?\n\nDES: Totally~! I think you'd make a lot of money, being one. Bet you'd look nice in a bikini~\n\nBEA: Ohhohhohhhohhh, Dessie~ 'Think you might look better in one~\n\nDES: That may be true, but with those feet of mine~? I don't stand a chance~ Your feet, and your body~? That just warrants a--\n\n[DES: FLIRTY WHISTLE~]\n\n[DES & BEA LAUGH]\n\nBEA: Desiree, you are such a fool~\n\nDES: Why, Jester Des is always at your service...\n\n[DES: THEATRICAL BOW]\n\nDES: Your Highness~\n\n[DES: LOOKS UP\n\nSMIRKING~]\n\nDES & BEA: Hahahaahaaahaha!\n\n[BEA: TEARWIPE, SMILING]\n\nBEA: Oh man...by the way...I'm still surprised nobody else came in, today.\n\nDES: Yeah, these days happen.\n\nBEA: All the time?\n\n[DES: SHAKES HEAD]\n\nDES: Not really.\n\nBEA: 'You sure?\n\nDES: Definitely.\n\nBEA: Don't lie to me, Bea... your nose is growing~\n\nDES: Heheheh, yeah right~ Well...\n\n[DES: GLANCES AT BEA'S FEET ~]\n\nDES: Time to pay the price~...\n\nBEA: Wait, hold on, Des...you really don't have to...\n\nDES: Ohhh, I sense the Princess has gotten soft~?\n\nBEA: Noooooo, it's just...\n\nDES: Just what~?\n\n[BEA: BLLUUSSSSHHHH~]\n\nDES: Bea, you know I'm not one to back out of committing to my losses, no matter how bad.\n\nBEA: Honestly, you're my best friend. I don't want to put you through something embarrassing.\n\nDES: How do you know I'm embarrassed~?\n\nBEA: Well...you ARE blushing ~...\n\n[DES: GASPS--\n\nHIDES FACE]\n\nDES: And you are, too~!\n\nBEA: N...no I'm not--\n\nDES: Yes, you are~!\n\nBEA: I'm n-not blushin--\n\nDES: Yes you are, Sire~\n\n[DES & BEA: MUTUAL STAREOFF, BLUSHING~]\n\nDES: And when everybody's embarrassed...\n\nBEA: No one is~?\n\n[DES: SHOWS BLUSHFACE...\n\nNODDING~]\n\nBEA: But what if someone sees us~?\n\n[DES: WALK STOWARD WINDOW\n\nSIGN-FLIP\n\nBLIND-CLOSE!\n\nTURNS AROUND\n\nSMIRKS\n\nNODS~]\n\nBEA: You forgot to lock.\n\n[DES: LOOKS AT LOCK...LOOKSBACK]\n\n[BEA: SMIRKS-N-NODS]\n\n[ONE MOMENT LATER...]\n\n[BEA: SITTING DOWN, SANDALS ON~]\n\n[DES: KNEELING IN FRONT OF HER~]\n\n[BEA: CHUCKLES~]\n\nBEA: I can't believe I'm letting you do this, it's so weird!\n\nDES: Nonsense, we've done this since we were kids!\n\nBEA: You see what you said? 'Since we were kids,' emphasis on 'kids.' That was years ago--\n\nDES: Then why didju play tic-tac-toe? And I was planning on playing the good ol' 3-by-3 one...but someone wanted to play 9-by-9...\n\n[BEA: GRINS]\n\nBEA: Okay, okay... I'm guilty as charged, hehehehe~\n\n[BEA: FEETUP\n\nREACHES TOWARD SANDALS]\n\nDES: Whoa, whoa, whoa!\n\n[BEA: STOPS]\n\nDES: You're a Princess! You don't need to take them off yourself when you have--\n\n[DES: PLAYFUL SMUGSMIRK, POINTS AT SELF~]\n\n[BEA: LAUGHS]\n\nBEA: Okay, then...Dearest Servant Desiree, I require you to remove my 'slippers,' this instant~\n\nDES: Of course, M'Lord~\n\n[DES: SANDALGRAB...\n\nSANDALREMOVE~]\n\n[BEA: TOEFLEX~]\n\n[DES: FOOTGAZE...\n\nBLLUUUSSSHHH~...]\n\nBEA: Well, Jester~? What are you waiting for~? You must rightfully accept your loss~\n\n[DES: EMBARRASSED SMIRK~]\n\nDES: Alrighty~\n\n[DES: HOLDS FEET TOGETHER...\n\nTHUMBCIRCLES~]\n\nBEA: C'moonnnn, Dessie~\n\n[DES: BIG GRIN~\n\nFOOTGAZE~...\n\nFACEAPPROACH--\n\nSSNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNFFFFFFFFFFFF]\n\nDES: Haaaaahhhh....\n\n[DES: FACE PULLBACK...MUTUALGAZE~]\n\nBEA: H...how was that~?\n\n[DES: GRINNING...\n\nBEDROOMEYES~]\n\nDES: Think I'll need further samples to conclude my research...\n\nBEA: Oh, so we're scientists, now~?\n\nDES: Well, your smell is...\n\n[DES: NOSE-TO-FOOT\n\nNOSEDDRRRAAAAAAAAAGGG HEEL-TO-TOE\n\nSSSSSSNNNNNNNNRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFF\n\nNOSE-TO-OTHERFOOT\n\nNOSEDDRRRRRAAAAGGGGGG HEEL-TO-TOE\n\nSSSSNNNNNNNNNRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTT\n\nFACE PULLBACK]\n\nDES: Ahead of its time~\n\nBEA: You're so corny~\n\nDES: Mmmmmph, speaking of corn...you feet smell a little bit like cornchips~\n\nBEA: Oh gosh...\n\nDES: It's okay~! Feet are gonna be a little smelly anyway...how else are you gonna walk~?\n\nBEA: ...Good point~\n\nDES: Exaaactly~...\n\n[DES: FOOTGAZE...\n\nTHUMBCIRCLES...\n\nFACEPLANT-TO-FEET~!\n\nSSSNNRRRRFFF\n\nSNF\n\nSNF-SNF-SNF\n\nSNNFFFFF\n\nSSSSSSSNNNRRRFFFF~]\n\nDES: Haaaahh.....\n\n[DES: SSSSSNNNNNRRRRRT~]\n\nDES: Haaahhhh....\n\n[DES: SSSSSNNNRRRRRFFFF~]\n\nDES: Haaahhhhhh....\n\n[DES: SSNNNRRRRFFFRRRRRRFFF~]\n\nDES: Haaahhh....Haaahhh....\n\n[DES: SSSSNNNRRRRFFFFFFFFRRRRRrRRRRFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTT~!]\n\nDES: HAAAAHHH, Haaahhh...hhaaaahhhh...hhaaaahhhh...hhaaaahhh~\n\n[BEA: SURPRISED SALAZZLE FACE~]\n\nBEA: W-wow...not sure what to think of all that...\n\nDES: Your feet smell fucking awesome, babe~\n\nBEA: ....Oh m-my...\n\nDES: You truly do have such sexy feet, with a sexy smell to go along with them~ Do you use Parawing Body Lotion? The butterscotch scented one~?\n\nBEA: Damn, you know the exact lotion~?\n\n[DES: NODS]\n\nDES: 'Course! I deal with feet everyday, my nose is primed to notice the difference between each foot smell and types of lotion~ But like I said before, yours is my favorite~...plus I luv cornchips, anyway~\n\n[BEA: SHAKES HEAD, SMIRKING]\n\nBEA: Y'see Des, that's I luv about you. You were always the strange one out, and still are~ To be honest--and don't mention it to them--my other friends are pretty boring.\n\nDES: Why's that?\n\nBEA: I dunno, I guess they're boring, especially nowadays, because they feel they have to be mature? Like, we'll catch up and talk about hair and nails and stuff, but whenever I try to joke around, they usually go \"Oh Beatrice, why are you so immature? You're not in grade school anymore, grow up! Nobody wants to babysit someone who's old enough to drive!\"\n\nDES: They really say those things?\n\nBEA: Some of them, but I can't help but think that most of them feel the same way, even if the others don't say it. I could see in their eyes that they think I'm like, how do I put this, the \"runt\" of the group, so to speak.\n\nDES: Do you have fun, being around them?\n\nBEA: Well, I'm not saying--\n\nDES: Bea, look at me.\n\n[BEA & DES: MUTUALGAZE]\n\nDES: Are you only hanging out with them for the sake of hanging out?\n\n[BEA: LOOKSAWAY PONDERING...]\n\nBEA: I swear, sometimes...I hear them say things under their breath. No, some of them will outright joke about it, and not in a fun way. Calling me 'Salazquatch,' grimacing at big feet...heard some call me a 'Manlady' behind my back.\n\nDES: I don't think your feet are manly...\n\nBEA: Well...they mean 'manly' as in they're 'too big'~\n\nDES: And they look perfectly fine being 'too big.'\n\n[BEA: LOOKS-AT DES]\n\nDES: Those aren't your friends. They're just there to try and look cool around you. They sound like the kind that are single...\n\nBEA: They are, but...I am, too.\n\nDES: But do you go around acting spiteful and jealous because of it?\n\nBEA: No...\n\nDES: See? It's because you don't have to prove yourself to others--you're just being yourself. I joke around with you because that's how I am. And if I ever go a little too far with the jokes, you know I don't really mean it. I got a dumb little baby brain, after all~\n\nBEA: Ohhoohhohoohh Des, don't be hard on yourself.\n\nDES: It's ok, self-depracation is my secret weapon~! But anyways, forget about what they say about you. Forget about them altogether, I'll say. Why try to stay true to yourself for them, when all they do is play pretend whenever they're around you? And I don't mean the 'good' kind of pretending...\n\n[BEA: PONDERS...\n\nNODS]\n\nBEA: You're right... you're totally right. Thanks, Des. You're always there for me~\n\nDES: Hey, why wouldn't I be~?\n\n[DES: PINKYOUT]\n\nDES: Sisters to the end~?\n\n[BEA: SMIRKS...\n\nPINKYOUT\n\nPINKY-TO-PINKY HOLD~]\n\nBEA: To the end~\n\n[DES: WARM, BIG SMILE~!]\n\nDES: Hell yeah~ By the way, you got any plans for today?\n\nBEA: Not really, just was simply going to enjoy my day...and you're helping out with that a great deal~\n\nDES: Pleased to be of service, Sire~...\n\n[DES: FOOTGLANCE]\n\nDES: By the way... your feet...your toes look a little grimy. We can't have the princess going around looking unpampered~! ...Mind if I pick them for you~?\n\nBEA: I'd be very pleased if you do, Jester Dessie~\n\nDES: O-kay~!\n\n[DES: HANDS SLOOOOOWWWLY REACHING...\n\nFOOTGRAB--\n\nHALLUX-N-INDEX-TOETWEEN TONGUELICK~!]\n\nBEA: D-Desiree...!\n\nDES: AHHHHLLLLLLLHHHLLLLHHHLLllmmmmm~\n\n[DES: SSCCHHLLUUUURRRRPPPWWCCHHHHSSSRRRLLUUURRRRPP~\n\nTONGUESLIP...\n\nINDEX-N-MIDDLE TOETWEEN TOUNGELICK~!\n\nSSSCCHHHHLLLLURRRRRRRRRPPPCCCCHHHHHMMMWWCCHRRRRRRRRPPPP~!]\n\nBEA: W-what the hell, Des...I-I thought you said you'd pick them!\n\n[DES: TOUNGESLIP...\n\nLIPSMACK~]\n\nDES: Mmmmm-mmmmmmmphh~ I am picking them!\n\n[DES: GENTLE TOETWEEN SPREAD~]\n\nDES: See~? I already cleaned the first two gaps for ya~\n\nBEA: But with your tounge?!\n\nDES: Stop acting like you don't like this, Bea~\n\nBEA: Hehe, yeah, you're right~...maybe it's just my instincts, because normally I expect guys to do this sort of weird stuff...but girls~? Especially my bff~?\n\nDES: I don't mind cleaning my best friend's feet~\n\n[DES: THUMBCIRCLES~]\n\nDES: They deserve to be royalty, they truly do~\n\n[DES: TOE-RING KISS~]\n\nBEA: O-oh my...this is just wayyyy too weird~...\n\nDES: And it's funny, you didn't even use your gas to make me do all this~ Goes to show you how much I luv your big, massive, SEXY feet~\n\n[DES & BEA: MUTUAL GAZE\n\nDES: BEDROOMEYES\n\nBEA: DEEPBLUSH~]\n\nDES: You like this, don't you~?\n\n[BEA: ABASHED NODDING~]\n\n[DES: SLOW SOLERUBBBB~]\n\nDES: It's okay, admitting you like this~ It doesn't even matter if you came in leaving footprints on the floor~ I'll...HHAAAHHLLLLLLHHHHLLLLLL~\n\n[DES: MIDDLE-N-RING TOETWEEN TOUNGELICK~\n\nSCHHHHUUUUUUUULLLLPPPPPSSSWWWWMMMCCHHHLLLLLRRRRRPP~!]\n\nDES: ...Lick every last bit of grime off of them~ HaaaaaahhHHHHLLLLLHHHLLLLLLLL~\n\n[DES: RING-N-PINKY TOETWEEN TOUNGELICK~\n\nSSSCCCHHHHLLLLLLLLLRRRRRRRRRPPPPPTT~!]\n\nDES: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmph~\n\n[DES: LICKS LIPS~\n\nFOOTSQUEEZE~]\n\nDES: Hrrrrnnnnnngh...your feet taste SOOOO fucking good, Bea~\n\nBEA: Why, thank you so much for the compliment, Jester Dessie~\n\nDES: Would the Princess take the pleasure of having her toes draped in my oral confinements~?\n\nBEA: Hehehehe...what does that mean~?\n\nDES: Here, lemme show you~\n\n[DES: HALLUX SUCC~!]\n\nDES: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPH~\n\n[DES: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMWWWWWCCHHHH...\n\nSUCC\n\nSUCC\n\nSUCC\n\nSUCC\n\nSUCC\n\nMMMMMMMMMMMMWWWWWWWWRRRCHHH~]\n\nDES: MWAH~!\n\n[DES: LIPSMACK~]\n\nBEA: Mmmmmph, you are very gross~\n\n[DES: LIPLICC~]\n\nDES: It's what I do best, hehehhehe~\n\n[DES: TOEGAZE~\n\nMOUTHOPEN....\n\nPANTING...\n\nQUADRUPLE LIL-PIGGY SIMUL-SUCC~!]\n\nDES: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmMMMmmppphhgghhhh~!\n\n[DES: SMMMMMMMMMMMWWWWWWCCHHHRRRRLLLLLLLCCHHH\n\nSUCC\n\nSUCC\n\nSUCCCC\n\nSUCCCCCCCCC\n\nSSUUUUCCCCCCCC\n\nDROOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL\n\nTOUNGESWIRL...\n\nSWIRL...\n\nSWIRL...\n\nSWIRL....]\n\nDES: Mmmmm-MMM-MMMMMMMMMMMMMPPHH~!\n\n[DES: SSSSUUUCCCCCCCCCCLLLRRRCCHHHHHH\n\nSSUUCCLPCBHT\n\nSUCCCCLLLRRTTCCHH\n\nSUCCCWWRRRCCMMRTCH\n\nSSSSSSSUUUCCCCCCCCCLLLLRRTTCH~!]\n\n[BEA: DEVIOUSLOOK~\n\nNAUGHTYGRIN~]\n\nBEA: Yeah...slobber ALLLLLL over them~...\n\n[BEA: FOOT ON DES' SHOULDER]\n\nBEA: ...Footrag~\n\nDES: MMMMMMM-HHMMMMMMMMMMMPPRRWCH~!\n\n[DES: SUCCC\n\nSUCCCC\n\nSSUCCCCC\n\nSSUCCC\n\nSLOBBERRRRRR\n\nDROOOOLLLLIIINNGGGGG\n\nTOESUCCLING FOREFOOT-DEEP~!\n\nSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHLLLLLLLLLLKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMWWWRRRTTTCCHHHH~!]\n\nDES: MmmmmmMMMMMMMMWWWWAAAAAAAAAHHH~! AAAaahhhh-hhaaahhh..AAAAaahhh-haaaaaahhh..hhaaaahhhh..hhhaaaaaaahhh....hhaaaaahh...\n\n[BEA: TOES SLOB-COVERED\n\nSOLE DROOL-DRIZZLED~] \n\nBEA: Damn, nice work~\n\n[BEA: TOESCRUNCH...\n\nSALIVATORY SQQUUEEEELLLCCCHHHHH\n\nTOESPREAD\n\nSALIVATORY SQUUIICCKK~!]\n\nBEA: My toes are completely picked~\n\n[BEA: FIRSTFOOT ASIDE\n\nOTHERFOOT IN FRONT OF DES~]\n\nBEA: But not all of them~ Ehmhmhhmhmhhmhmhhmmm~\n\n[DES: OTHERFOOT SEIZE~!]\n\nDES: GOD, Beatrice...\n\n[DES: TOES-TO-FACE\n\nSNNNNNNNFFF, SSNNNNNNNNNFFF, SNNNF-SNNNFF SNNNNNNNNNFFFF~!]\n\nDES: I luv, luv, LUUUVVVV your fuggin' feet~\n\n[DES: INTERLOCKING FINGERS WITH BEA'S TOES~]\n\nDES: So fucking warm and smelly and soft and...\n\n[DES: FOOTHOLD~\n\nBALLFOOT KISSES~!\n\nSMMMWWCCHH\n\nSNNNFFFFFF\n\nSSMMMMRRCHH\n\nSSNNNFFFFF\n\nSSMMMMRRCK\n\nSSNNNRRRFFF\n\nSSMMMCK\n\nSSNNNRRRRTT\n\nSSMMMMMMMMOOOCH~!]\n\nDES: I am wholly-indebted to your beautiful feet, Your Highness~! HHAAAHHHLLLLLHHHHLLLLHHHHLLLLHHHLLLLLL~!\n\n[DES: TOESLURP~!]\n\n[BEA: TOESPREAD~]\n\nBEA: Hell yeah, I wanna feel your wet, slimy tongue run alllllll across my toes~ That's it, Dessie...taste their flavor, you...you...~\n\n[DES: SCCHHHLLLUUUURRRRRPPP~!]\n\nDES: Do it, Bea~ I know you wanna call me all those things...so do it~ And be more forceful with your Jester, please~\n\n[BEA: BIIIIG GRIN~]\n\n[...]\n\nDES: AAHHLHLHLHHLHHHHHHLLLLHHHLLLLLLLLL~!\n\n[BEA: FIRSTFOOT LIGHTKICKING DES' FACE~!]\n\nBEA: Where's the moaning, s-SLUT~? I need to hear 'em, this instant~\n\nDES: MMMMMMMMmmm-hhmmmm-hhmmmmhhhmmmmmpphh~!\n\n[DES: TOETWEEN SLURPAGE~!\n\nSCCHHLLKKK\n\nSSCCHHUULLPP\n\nSLLUUURRRPPP\n\nSSLLRRRCCCHH\n\nSSLLUUURRRPPPP]\n\nBEA: Ooooooooohhh, fuck yeeeeaaaaahhhhh~ I wanna see my toes completely clean, you foothuffing bitch~\n\nDES: AHHHLLHHHHLLLHHHHLLLHHHHLLLLLL~!\n\n[BEA: TOESHOVE-IN-MAW~!]\n\nDES: HHNNNRFFF~!\n\nBEA: What're you doing? Stop pussyfooting around, and CLEAN~\n\nDES: YYRRRRFFFSSSHHHHUURRRRGGHHHFFFF~\n\n[DES: LITTLEPIGGY-SLURPING~!\n\nSUCCCC\n\nSUUCCKKKK\n\nSSHHKKKKK\n\nSSUCCKKK\n\nSUCCC\n\nSUCCCCC\n\nSUCCCC]\n\nBEA: Tongue, NOW~!\n\nDES: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmpphh~\n\n[DES: TONGUESWIRLLL\n\nSWIRLLL\n\nSWIRRRLLLL\n\nSWIIRRRRLLLL\n\nSWIIIRRRLLLLLL~!\n\nMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMWCCHH\n\nLIPSMACK~!]\n\nDES: MMWAAGH~! \n\n[DES: HALLUX TONGUEDANCING~]\n\nDES: AHHLHLHLHHHLHLHLHHLHLHLHLHLLHHLHLHLHHHHLLLLL~!\n\n[DES: HALLUX-SUCC~!\n\nSSHHHHHLLLLLCCCKKKK--\n\nMMMMMWWCCHH--\n\nLIPSMACK~!]\n\nDES: AHHHLHLHHLHLHLHHLHLHHLHHHLLLLLLLLLHHHHHLLLHHHLHLHHLHLL~!\n\n[DES: HALLUX-SMOOCHING~!\n\nSMMMCHH\n\nSMMMCKKK\n\nSMMAAKKK\n\nSMMMOOOCCHH\n\nSSMMCHHH\n\nSMMMMMMMWCH~!]\n\nDES: Haaaaahhh...hhaaaahhh...hhhaaaahhhhh...hhhhaaaahhhhh~\n\n[DES: CHINDROOLED\n\nFACEBLUSH~]\n\nBEA: Hehehehe...how was that~?\n\nDES: Bea...if I was a dude...I woulda came all over these, by now~ Damn...are you such a total dom~! I shouldn't even address you as 'Princess...'\n\nBEA: So are you saying I'm a 'Queen?'\n\nDES: Why else would I not call you that if you have no equal~?\n\nBEA: Hmmhhmhmhhmhmhmmmm...you really think that way about me, huh~\n\nDES: I mean....could I, may I...tell you something weird~?\n\nBEA: At this point, it just might be normal~\n\n[BEA: SLOBBERED TOESCRUNCH-N-SSQQUEEELLLLCCCHHHH~]\n\nDES: ...My panties...\n\n[BEA: EYESWIDE~\n\nBLLLUUUSSSHHHH~]\n\nDES: ...I leaked while you made me worship your feet...\n\nBEA: H-holy shit...\n\n[DES: DEEP, DEEEEEP BLUUUSSHHH~]\n\nDES: Yeah...might still be leaking...r-right now~\n\nBEA: Do you....do you want to know what I think about that~?\n\nDES: W-what~?\n\nBEA: Put m-my feet down...\n\n[DES: LETS GO OF BEA'S FEET]\n\n[BEA: LEGSPREAD\n\n...SKIRT GRAB~...\n\nSKIRTPUUULLLLLLL...\n\nPANTYREVEAL~!\n\nPUSSYJUICE~]\n\n[DES: HAND OVER CROTCH\n\nCROTCHSQUIRM~]\n\nDES: H-holy shit....y...you TOO~?\n\n[BEA: NOD\n\nNOD\n\nNOD~]\n\n[DES & BEA: DEAD SILENCE~\n\n...\n\n...\n\n...\n\n...\n\n...\n\n...\n\n...]\n\nDES: Hey Bea...\n\nBEA: Yes, Des?\n\nDES: This is gonna sound very sudden--\n\nBEA: Naked?\n\nDES: ...Huh?\n\nBEA: You wanna get naked?\n\nDES: N...no...\n\nBEA: O-oh...\n\n[BEA: LOOKS AWAY\n\nDEEEEEEEEEEEPBLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUSHHHHH~]\n\nDES: I was gonna say that I have the bubbleguts...I'm...I'm sorry.\n\n[BEA: LOOKS AT DES~]\n\n[ONE MOMENT LATER~]\n\n[DES: FACESAT~!]\n\n[BEA: ASS-TO-FACENUZZLE~!]\n\n[DES: TUMMYGGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRGGGLLLLEE~!]\n\nBEA: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPHHHHHHHHHHHHH, MMMMMPPHHH-MMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPHHHHHHH~!\n\nDES: Ooouuuuggghhhhffff...hmmmmmmmmmphhh, ya like that~?\n\nBEA: Mmmmm-hmmmmph~! How's it goin' down there~?\n\n[DES: SNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNFFFFFFFFF~!]\n\nDES: Aaaaaaahhhhhhh, never better~ O-ooouugghh~\n\n[DES: TUMMYGRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUMMMMMBBBBBBBBLLLLLEEEEEE~!]\n\nDES: B-Bea, are you sure wanna go through with this~? Like what if you don't lik--HHNNNNFFF~!\n\n[BEA: FACESIT~!\n\nBOOTYSMOOOOOOTTTTHHHEEERRRR\n\nBOOTYRUBBB\n\nRUBBBB\n\nRUUBBBBBB\n\nRUBBBBBBBBB~\n\nNAUGHTYFACE~]\n\nBEA: Sorry; Queens don't tolerate mumbling~\n\nDES: Hnmmmf srrrhhhyff, mhhnnff Qunnnnff~!\n\nBEA: Shut it, jester~\n\n[BEA: BOOTYPPPRREEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS~!]\n\nDES: HHWWRRRNNFFFFFF~!\n\n[BEA: THIGHGRAB~\n\nSMIRK~]\n\nBEA: Mmmmm-mmmmmmmmmph~ So glad we stripped down to just our panties, Des~ And it's so nice of you to let me spread your legs wide, so I could see this scrumptious, yummy pussy of yours drenching up your panties nice and wet~ Before I go back to huffing your butt, your Queen needs to have a little \"refreshment~\"\n\nDES: HhRrRRrrrRnNnnNnnnfffff~\n\n[DES: TRRREEEEEEeeEEEeeEEMMBBLING~]\n\n[BEA: HEADLOWER\n\nMAWOPEENNNNN\n\nTONGUEOOOUUUUTTTTT...\n\nSLLLLLLLLLLLLLRRRRRPPP~!]\n\n[DES: BODYTWITCH]\n\nDES: HHRRNNNF~!\n\n[BEA: GIGGLE~\n\nLIPSMACK~]\n\nBEA: Mmmmmmmpphhh, quite salty~ ....AAAAaaaaahhhhhhh~\n\n[BEA: SSLLLLLLLLRRRRPP\n\nSSCCHLLPP\n\nSLLUURHHP\n\nSSCHULP\n\nSRRLLRRP\n\nSCCHHLLLRRPP\n\nSCHHLLPP\n\nSLLLUUURRRHHHPPP\n\nSSLLLUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRPPPP~!\n\nLIPSMACK~\n\nPUSSYSMOOCH~!]\n\nDES: HHRRRRWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNFFF~!\n\nBEA: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPH....NNWWAAHHH~!\n\n[BEA: LIPSMACK~!]\n\nBEA: Haaahhhh..hhaaaahhh...shit, you're making me drool~ Your vagina tastes like mangos...very, very sour mangos~!\n\n[BEA: LIPLICC~]\n\nBEA: Mmmmm-mmmmmmmmph~...Think I'll have another TASTE, AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNMMMMFFF~!\n\n[BEA: PUSSYSUCC\n\nSUCCC\n\nSUCCCC\n\nSUCCCCCCCCCC\n\nSUCCCCCCCCCCCCC~!\n\nLIPSMACK]\n\nBEA: MWAAAHHH..hhaahh...hhaahhh..hhhahhhh...AAHHHHHHHMMMFF~!\n\n[BEA: SUCC\n\nSUCCCC\n\nSUCCCCC\n\nSUCCCCCCCC\n\nSUCCCCCCCCCCC\n\nTONGUESLIP--\n\nPANTYPUSSY PENETRATION~!]\n\nBEA: MMMMMMM-MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPHHH~!\n\n[DES: SSHHHHHUUUuuuUUUddDDDEeeEEERRRRRRR~!]\n\nBEA: MMMMMMMWWWWCCHHH, HHMMMMMNNNNNNNNRRRRFFF~!\n\n[BEA: TONGUESLLLLLLIIITTTHHHHEEEERRR~!\n\nSUCCCCC\n\nSSUCCCCCCCCCC\n\nMMMMWWWCCHHH\n\nSSSMMMMCCCCHHH\n\nSUCCCC\n\nSSCCHHLLUURRRPP\n\nSUCCC\n\nSSLLUUURRRPPP\n\nSSMMMMMKKK\n\nMMMMMMMMMMMMMMWCH\n\nSUCCCC\n\nSSLLLUURRPP\n\nSHHLPPP\n\nSCHHLLLRRRPP\n\nSSCCHHLLUURRRPP\n\nSUCCCCCC\n\nSSUUUCCCCCCCCC\n\nSSSSSSUUUUCCCCCCC~!]\n\nDES: Hnnff...\n\nMmmnggh..\n\nNnnngghhffff...\n\nGGnnnggff...\n\nHHNNNFFF...\n\nMMMMMMMMMMMRRRFFFFFFF...\n\nHNNF...\n\nHHNNGGFF~!\n\nHHNNNNNNNNGG~!\n\nHHHNNNNNNNNNNNRRRGGHHHHHHHHHFFFFFFFFFFF~!\n\n[DES: GGRRRRUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBLLLLLLLLLEEEEE~!\n\nTOECLLLEEENNNCCCCHHH~!]\n\n[BEA: LIPSMACK~!\n\nTONGUE-PULLOUT~!\n\nSNOUT-TO-ASS~!]\n\n[DES: TOESPREAD--\n\nBBhhhmmmbhbhbbbbBRRRRWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNRRRYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNT~!]\n\nBEA: MMMMMMMMPHH-HHHMMMMMMMPPHH~!\n\n[BEA: SNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF~!\n\nSMACK~!]\n\nDES: HHRRWWWWWWWFFFFFFFFFF~!!!\n\n[DES: BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRNNNNNNNTTTffffophphhfhbfhttFFRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYUUUUUWWRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNFFFFFffhbhfbfhtt~!]\n\n[BEA: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSNNNNNNNNNNNRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF]\n\nBEA: AAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh~!\n\n[BEA: BOOTYLIFT~!]\n\n[DEA: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSPPP~!]\n\nDEA: AAAhh-hhaaahh...\n\nAAAhhh-hhaahhh...\n\nAAaahhh-hhhaaahhh...\n\nHaaahhh...\n\nHhaaahh...\n\nHaahh..\n\nHhahhh~...!\n\nHoooohhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnfffuuuuck, Bea~\n\n[BEA: HANDWAVES SNOUT~]\n\nBEA: PPPPPPPP-U~! FUCK Des, what did you eat~?\n\nDES: Hehehe, let's just say I've spoiled myself on buncha Lava Cookies, today~\n\nBEA: ...It was the whole bag, right~?\n\n[DES: BBBLLLUUUUUSSSHHHH~]\n\nBEA: I-I can't believe you actually did that~...mmhhmmhmm, naughty little THICCUMS~\n\nDES: You might be even naughtier, considering at first you couldn't bear to stare at my ass for longer than a second~\n\nBEA: What can I say, you've win me over~!\n\n[BEA: WINKS~]\n\nBEA: By the way, how was the smell~?\n\nBEA: It smelt absolutely HORRID~...ya had curry~?\n\nDES: Hadta make a stop during my eight-block walk~\n\nDES: MMMM-MMMMMMMMMMMPHH, I fucking LUUVVVVVEEED it~ Shit...can't believe, of all things, FARTS are what turns me on~! Turns US on~!\n\nDES: Hehehehehehehehe, I'm glad you liked it, babe~\n\nBEA: ....You know what~? This brought back a memory~\n\nDES: Like what~?\n\nBEA: When we were partying a couple years ago...it was just the two of us in that room...\n\nDES: D-Dennis' place?\n\nBEA: Yup~....and I remembered I was sobering up, while you were drunk out of your mind~...and do you want to know what you did~?\n\nDES: ...What~?\n\nBEA: Well...after I got up, you immediately scooched on your knees over to my seat, and yelled out loud \"REFRESHER~!\" and DRRRAAAAAGGGGED your NOSE across the seat with a LOUD SNIFF~\n\nDES: ....Does...does anybody else...?\n\nBEA: No. It was just you and me. At first I was going to keep that moment a secret with just myself...but now...I got to ask you something...\n\nDES: What~?\n\nBEA: So the chair...did it smell as GUD as THIS~?\n\n[BEA: FACIAL BOOTYSCHLAM~!]\n\nDES: HHRRRRRRKKFFFF~!\n\n[DES: BOOTYGRAB~!]\n\nBEA: O-OOOHHHHH, getting a little fiesty aren't we~? How's this~?\n\nHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGG~\n\n[BEA: FISTCLEENNNNCH\n\nTOESCRRRRUNNNNNNNNNNCCCCHHHH\n\nBBHBHBBHBHBHBHBHBHBHBHBHBUUUUUURRRRRWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTT~!]\n\n[DES: TWITCHHHHIIINNNNNGGG~!]\n\n[DES: BOOTYRELEASE~]\n\n[BEA: BOOTYLIFT~\n\nBRAPGAS PLUME]\n\n[DES: AHEGAO]\n\nBEA: Better than the chair~?\n\nDES: Y...yyees, ma'am~\n\n[DES: BOOTYGRRRAAAABBBB~\n\nFACELIFT-TO-ASS~!\n\nSNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF~!]\n\nDES: Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh, jeez, Beatrice...your ass STINKS so GUUUUUDDDD~! I LUV you~!\n\n[DES: SSNNNNFFF\n\nSSNNNNNNNNNNRRRFFFF\n\nSNNNNNNNNNNNNRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTT~!]\n\nDES: Oooouuuuuhhhh MAN, do I LUV you SO MUCH~!\n\nBEA: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, luv you too, Desiree~!\n\n[BEA & DES: MUTUAL ASS-TO-FACEAGE~!\n\nSNNNNNNNNNNNNNFFFFFFFFFFFF\n\nSSNNNNNNNNNRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT\n\nSSNNNNNNNNFFFFFFFF\n\nSSSNNNNNNNNNNNNNNRRRRTTT\n\nSSSSNNNNNNNNNNNNNRRRRFFFFFFFFFRRFFFFFFFFF\n\nSSSNNNNNNNNNFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNTTT~!\n\nBRRRPPHHNT\n\nBBRYRRNNNT\n\nBBRRAAAAARRNNNPPPT\n\nBBBHHHBHWWFFTT\n\nFFHBHBHBHTT\n\nBBHBHBHFFRRRYYYAAAAAAAYYRRRNNTTT\n\nBBWWWWWWWWWWWWUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTT\n\nBBBBBBHBHBHBHBHLLLLRRRRRRRRWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRNNNNNNFFFFFTTTTTT~!\n\nTOECLENCH\n\nASSGGRRRAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBB]\n\n[MASSAGE PARLOUR: GOLDEN FECALFUMED AIR~!]\n\n[BEA & DES: SWEATING~!\n\nSTEAMY~!\n\nNOSEPLUGGING~!\n\nBBRRRFFTTT\n\nBRRRNNNNNTTT\n\nPHPHPHPHBHBHTTT\n\nFFFFRRRRWWWHBHBHBWWRRNTT\n\nBBRRAAARRNNNTTT\n\nBBRRRRWWWWWWWWWAARRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPP\n\nBBRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFWWFFFFTTTTT\n\nBBBHHBBRRRRLLLLLLLLLLRRRWWFFRNT~!]\n\n[BEA & DES: NOSE-UNPLUG~!\n\nNASAL-FLATUS ESCAPE~!\n\nAHEGAOOOOOOO~]\n\nBEA & DES: HAAAAAAhhhhh...hhaaaaahh...hhhaaaaaaaaaahhh...\n\nBEA: OOOOOUUUGGHHHFFFUUUUUHHHKKK~!\n\n[DES: CUNNINLINGUS~!\n\nSSLLUURRPP\n\nSCCHHLLPPP\n\nSLSLLUURRPP\n\nSLLUURRPP\n\nSCCHLLPP\n\nSSLLUUURRRRPP\n\nSSCCHLLLPPPPPPPPPPP~!]\n\n[BEA: TEETH-GRIT!]\n\nBEA: Y-YOU LIKE THAT SHIT, HUH~?\n\nDES: UHN-HUUUUNNNNGGH~! AAHHHLLLLHHHHHHHLLLLHHHHHHHHLLLLHHHHHHLLLHHHHHHHLLLLL~\n\nBEA: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGHHHH~! HSSSSSSSSSS~ OOOOUUUGGHH, HSSSSSSS~ OOOUUUUFFFFGGHHH, Haaahhhh...HaaaahhhhFFFUCK~!\n\n[DES: SLLLPPP\n\nSCCCLLLRRRPPP\n\nSCCHHLLLLPPPPP\n\nSCCHHHLLLLLLLPPPP\n\nSSLLLUUUUURRRRRRRRRPPPP\n\nSCCLLLLPP\n\nSSLLLUUUURRRRRPPPPP~!]\n\nBEA: Haaaaaahhh, HSSSSSSSS, hhhaaaahhh, HSSSSSSSSSS, haaaaahhh, HSSSSSSSSSSS~\n\n[BEA: TONGUE-HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSING~]\n\nBEA: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFF--\n\n[BEA: CUNNILINGUS~!]\n\nDES: AAHHLLLLLAAANNNNNNNNNFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF~!\n\n[BEA: SSLLLLLLRRRPP\n\nSCCCHHHLPP\n\nSSLLLRRPPP\n\nSSCHHLLLKKPP\n\nSSSSSLLLLLLLLPPPPP\n\nTONGUE-SLLLIIIIIITTTTTHHHHHEERRR~!]\n\nBEA: MMMMMMNNNHHH-MMMMMMMMMMNNNNNHHHHHHH~!\n\nDES: OH FUCK, BEA~! HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, BEA~! K-KEEP going....that f-feels SOOOOOOOOOOO NNNNNNNNGGGGHHFFFF~! W-WE SHOLDA DONE THIS...aAaaAaaAAAHHNNNNFFFF--SOOOOOOO MUCH EARLIER~!\n\n[BEA: TONGUE-PULLOUT]\n\nDES: W-what are you d--\n\nBEA: Shut up, eat out and I'll reward you with more farts~\n\nDES: Yes, Mommy~\n\nBEA: W-WHAT was that~?\n\n[DES: VULVA-SUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC~!]\n\nBEA: Aaa-aaAAAAAAAAAAAnnnngGGHHHHaaaahhhh...haaaahh, HSSSSSSSSS, haaaahhh, HSSSSSS, hhaaaahhhHHSSSSSSSSSSS~ AHHHHHHHHHLLLLLLLLLLLHHHHHHHHHLLLLLL~\n\n[BEA: TONGUE SLIP-IN~!]\n\nDES: HHMMMMMMMMMMMPPHHHHHHHH~!\n\n[BEA & DES: SSLLLLRRRPPPP\n\nSHHLLLPPP\n\nSHHUUULLKK\n\nSSLLRRRRPPPPP\n\nSSLLLLRRPPP\n\nSCCLLPPP\n\nSLLLLUUUUURRPPPP\n\nSHHHHLLLLUUURRRPPPPP\n\nSCCHHHHHLLKKK\n\nSSSKKLLLLPPPPP\n\nSLLPPPP\n\nSLLRRRRPPP\n\nSSLLLUUURRRRPPP\n\nSCCCHHLLUUUUUUURRRRPPPP\n\nSSLLLLLUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRPPPPPPPP~!\n\nBRRNNNNTT\n\nPHHHBBBBBBTTT\n\nBBRRRNNNFFF\n\nPHHHBBBBBBBBBBFFNT\n\nPPHPHPHLLLRRRNNNNFFF\n\nFRRRRRRNNNNT\n\nBRRRRRLLLLWWFFFTT\n\nPHHHHHBHBHTT\n\nBBRRRRRWWWWWWWRRNNNMMMTT\n\nBBHHBHBHBHBHHBBRRRUUUURRRLLLLMMMTT\n\nBBRRRRRRAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWRRYYYFFFPPPTT\n\nPPPPHHHPHPHPHHBHBHBHBHBHBHBHBBBBRRRRRLLLLLLLLLNNNNTTT\n\nBBRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHBBHBHBHBHBHBHTT~!\n\nVULVA-SUCC~!\n\nLABIA-LICC~!\n\nFEET-WRRRIIIGGGGLLLEEEEEE\n\nSOLESCCRRUUNNNCCCHHH\n\nSOLESSPREAD\n\nSSSCRRUUNNNCCHH\n\nSPREEEAADDD\n\nSSCCRRUUNNNNNNNNCCCHHHHH\n\nSPPPPREEEEAAADDD\n\nTOEEECLLLLLEENNNCCHHH\n\nTOESPREAADDD\n\nCCLLLEECCNNNCCHH\n\nSPPREADDD\n\nCCLLEENNNNNNCCHHH\n\nSPPREEEADDDD\n\nCLLLLLLEENNNNCCCCCHHHH\n\nSPRRREEEEAAADDDDD\n\nSCRRUUUUUNNNNNNNNNCCHHHHHHH\n\nCLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNCCCHHHHH\n\nDEEPTONGUGING\n\nDEEPSLITHERING\n\nFILTHY FLATAL FAGGOTRY~!]\n\nBEA: HNNNNNNNNNNFFUUUUUUUUUUCCKKK~! I...I-I FEEL CLOSE~!\n\nDES: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND EAT MY PUSSY, B-BEA~!\n\nBEA: HAAAAMMMMMMMMMMFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFLLRRRSSSHHH~!\n\nDES: MMMM, HHMMMMMMMMMMMMMRRRRKKKKLLLLLCCHHHHFFTT~!\n\nDES: OH...O-OH GOSH...I CAN...I...I CAN F-FEEL THAT I'M GONNA--\n\n[BEA: ASS-TO-FACE-SCHHLLLAAMMMAGE~!\n\nBEA: BBRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTT]\n\n[DES: FFFLLUUUUWWWRRRRRFFFFFFFFRRRRNNNNNNNNNNTTTT~!]\n\nBEA: Hnnnfff...\n\nHhmmmnnggh...\n\nNnngghhmmff...\n\nBbmmmnnnggggghh...\n\nDES: Mmmmpphhh...\n\nHhhhnnnnngghh...\n\nNnnngghhhhhh..\n\nHhfftttmmmmppphhh...\n\nBEA: Hrrnn...\n\nHNF...\n\nHRRRNNNGG...\n\nHHRNNFF...\n\nHHHNNNGGGHHHHFFF~!\n\nDES: MMmmfff...\n\nMMHH...\n\nMmmMMMHHFF...\n\nMmmHHHMMFF...\n\nHHHMMMMRRRRFFF~!\n\nBEA: HHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHH~!\n\nDES: HHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNHHHHHHHHH~!\n\nBEA: DES, I'M G-GONNA...G...G-G....GONNA...GONNA...GONNAGONNAGONNA--\n\nDES: HOLY FUCK, GONNACOOM, GONNACOOM GONNACOOM GONNACOOM GONNACOOM GOONA CCCCCCCYUUUUUUUOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGHHH~!\n\n[BEA & DES: KKKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLLLLLLLRRRWWWWFFFSSSSSSSSSHHHLLLLRRSSSQQUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRTTSQQUUIIIRTTTSQUUUIIIRRRRTTTFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSWWWWWWWRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHTTTLLLRRFFRRSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH~!]\n\n...\n\n...\n\n...\n\n...\n\nBEA: Haaahhhh....hhaaahh...hhaaaaannnngghh...hhaaaaahhh~...\n\nDES: Hnnnfff...hhnnnngg...hhmmmmph...hhnnnnnnfffff...nnnnggggghhffff~....\n\nBEA: Haaaaahhh...hhhwwWWOOWWWWWW~ 'You okay, down there~?\n\nDES: Hooooooofffffuuuccckkkk....y....ye....y-yeah~\n\n[BEA: FACE-FROM-ASS~!\n\nSSSLLLLLLUUUURRRCCHHHFFT~!\n\nBUTTLIFT~\n\nSSQQQUUUEEELLLLLLLCCHHHKKKFTTT~!]\n\n[BEA & DES: SCOOCHH...\n\nSCOOCH...\n\nSIT-UP...\n\nSIT-CLOSE~!]\n\n[BEA: SHOULDERRUB~]\n\n[DES: HIPRUB~]\n\n[BEA: BUG-EYED~]\n\nBEA: H-holy hell...we really did a number on this place! Look at how THICC the farts are sitting in here. Des, if you need me to help air out this place, I can help out as long as you need, I don't care!\n\nDES: Oh hush Sire, there will be no need~ I got fans, remember?\n\n[BEA: LOOKS UP]\n\nBEA: Oh...right, you do.\n\nDES: But do we REALLY wanna air it all out, when we could just enjoy the smell of each other's farts~?\n\nBEA: Hhmhmhmmmhhhmmmm~...Nooooooooooooo~\n\nDES: Hahahahahahha~!\n\n[BEA & DES: SOFT MUTUAL-RUBS~]\n\nDES: ...On a rate of 1 to 5 stars, how would you rate your massage~?\n\nBEA: Top of the line; 5 stars~\n\nDES: Now...wouldja come back~?\n\nBEA: In which way~?\n\n[DES: GIGGLE~]\n\nDES: Oh, Bea~ Thankies for the fun we just had, I really MMMPH--\n\n[BEA: LIPLOCKS WITH DES~!]\n\nDES: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMPH~!\n\nBEA: HHNNNNNNNNNNFFFFF~\n\n[BEA & DES: SMMMWCCHH\n\nSSMMMMAAKKK\n\nMMMMMMMMMMMMWCH\n\nSMMOOOCCHH\n\nSMMAAAKKK\n\nTONGUE-TOUCH~!\n\nTONGUE-TWIRL~\n\nMMMMMMMMMMMMRRFFFRCCHH\n\nSSMMMOOOOWWCCHH\n\nSMMMCCHHH\n\nMUTUAL TONGUE-LICCING~!\n\nSSMMMCCHHH\n\nSMMMKKK\n\nMMMWWCCHHH\n\nSSMMAAAKKK\n\nCHEEK-LICC\n\nLIPSUCC\n\nMMMWCCHH\n\nMMCCHH\n\nMMMMCH\n\nSMMMMOOOCCHHH~!\n\nBREAKAWAY~!\n\nDEEP PANTING~]\n\n[DES: SHOULDER-LEAN~]\n\nDES: You should make a kissing booth business~\n\n[BEA: BEDROOM-EYED LOOK-DOWN~]\n\nBEA: Would you rate it 5 stars~?\n\nDES: ...I'll need another kiss to nail down my opinion~\n\nBEA: Ohohohhhohh, Dessie~!\n\nBEA: I luv you, Bea~\n\n[BEA & DES: LESBO-MAKEOUT~!]\n\n[MASSAGE PARLOUR: STILL FILLED WITH GOLDEN FECALFUMED AIR~!]\n\nTHE END~",
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FLOP
FLIP
FLOP
FLIP
FLOP
DOOROPEN
JINGLE*
DES: Heeeeyyy hey-hey! Afternoon, Beatrice!
BEA: Desiree, good afternoooon! How is everything?
DES: Ehh, same ol', same ol'. Could be worse!
BEA: Hahaha...oohhhh yeeeahhh...
[BEA: BLUUUUSSSSHHH~]
BEA: I get it...
DES: Hey, Bea...
[DES: APPROACHES
SHOULDER-HOLD]
DES: I didn't mean it like that.
BEA: But you sounded like you were in so much pain...
DES: Yeah, by my doing!
BEA: What? But I thought you said that dairy-berry supreme was what caused you to have gas--
DES: No, no no. It was actually the SEEDS that I added which did the trick.
BEA: Ohhhhhhh....
DES: Yeah, so it wasn't your bad. It was alllll me!
[DES: FLASHES POSE--
V SIGN
WINK~!]
BEA: Hhmmmhhhmmmhhhmmhhhmmm, why in the hell are you so silly, Desiree~?
DES: Hey, you we're a little down over our bit of confusion. Had to spruce things up!
[BEA: SMILES~]
BEA: You know what, and I appreciate it greatly~
DES: Glad to be of service. But anyway, you're not here for a little pep-talk...
BEA: Hmmhhmmhhmmhm, who says~?
DES: Huh?
[BEA: SMUG SMIRK~]
[DES: LOOKS...
LOOKS AWAY...
THROATCLEARS]
DES: Yeeaaahhh, right...anyhoo, just wanted to say that...
[DES: LOOKS BACK]
DES: You look a little beat.
[DES: BOTTLE-GRAB]
DES: ...Want some water?
BEA: You must be a psychic-type, thanks!
[BEA: BOTTLE-OPEN
GULP
GULP
GULP]
DES: Who knows...maybe I'm not ACTUALLY a Raichu, but really a...
[DES: REMOVES GOLDEN BRACELET
LIFTS-UP EYE-LEVEL
SWINGS IT SIDE-TO-SIDE]
DES: Ala-KAZAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMM~?
[BEA: SNORTS MID-GULP
GULP
GULP
GGUUUULP
LIPSMACK]
BEA: First-off, I was very close to choking on my water.
DES: Hehehehehehehe~
BEA: And second, it's 'AN' Alakazam, not 'A' Alazakam.
DES: Not in my parlour, though~!
BEA: Hmmhmhmhm, who sa--UURRRAAAAPPPP--
[BEA: HAND-OVER-MOUTH!
BLUUUSSH~!
HAND-OFF-MOUTH...]
BEA: Uhhh...excuse me~
[DES: DUMBFOUNDED LOOK~]
DES: ...Bahahahhhahahhaaaaa! Looks who's being improper, now~!
BEA: Hey, I lived my with brothers!
DES: ...You don't have brothers.
BEA: ...
[BEA: ...HANDS-UP]
BEA: I give.
[DES & BEA: CHUCKLE~]
DES: You have somewhere to go, after this?
BEA: Not really, I just walked all the way up here.
DES: What? How many blocks?
BEA: Oh you know, just 8 blocks. Thought I might get in some cardio, for today.
DES: Come on, just 8 blocks? I need ya to walk around the entire town three times, stat! Ten HUT!
BEA: Hmmhhmmhhhmhhmmmm, I do that, and not only would I not be able to stand the moment I sit down, but my feet...you don't even wanna know--
DES: They're gonna stink.
BEA: Yep, they're gonna STANK~
DES: Ewwwwwwwww, hehehehehehehehehe~ But really, though...just by glancing below that dress, which looks pretty on your gorgeous body--
BEA: Thank you~
DES: You're welcome~ But yeah, I know you're trying to shape up your legs to compete with--
[DES: FLASHY PRESENTATION OF THICC THIGHS~]
BEA: Oh stop it, hahahahaha!
DES: Hahahahaha!
BEA: Would it be weird to say I'm jealous of those legs~?
DES: We're friends, we're supposed to be weird! And yeah, that was weird. 'You ready for your massage?
BEA: Hmmmhhmmhhmm, sure thing~!
[BEA: SITS-DOWN
SANDALREMOVIN
...STOPS!]
BEA: You know what, I'm sorry.
DES: Huh?
BEA: It's just that...maybe I should have considered that you know...since I came down here from walking 8 blocks...they REALLY just might be, you know...
[BEA: FANS HAND]
[DES: DISMISSES]
DES: Stopppp, it's not that big a deal--
BEA: Well I think it is, Des! You've probably deal with it constantly, and I don't want to add more 'nasal adversity' to your day.
[DES: SNICKERS]
DES: 'Nasal adversity'...come on, Beatrice. I know your feet are ACHING. You've been rocking back and forth on them ever since you arrived.
[BEA: BLUSH~]
BEA: O-oh, you saw...
DES: Body language is the loudest language~ Here, lemme set up the seat for you while you take off your sandals.
[BEA: SANDALREMOVAL]
BEA: Will do, Bea. Thanks~
[DES: WINKS]
DES: Anytime, Desiree! Don't you worry, your feet won't do any harm~
BEA: I hope they won't be in the upper echelon of...of STANK...
DES: If I didn't smell them when you were standing, then that means you're safe~
[BEA: FEETUP
TOEWIGGLE~]
DES: Hehehe, you've always had such gorgeous feet, Bea~ What parlour do you go to get your claws done~?
BEA: Hehe, I go to the one past Ohtolu village.
DES: Oh? You mean the one with the flygon?
BEA: Yup, that one~
DES: Funny-eyes, or snaggletooth?
[BEA: SNORTS]
BEA: Des, why do you have to be...
[BEA: SMIRKS
SHAKES HEAD]
BEA: Snaggletooth.
[DES: POINTS
SMILES]
[BEA: POINTS-BACK
SMILES]
[DES & BEA: GUUUUURRRLL, you got sum GUD taste!
Hahahahhahhahahahahah~!]
DES: Well, they did a fabulous job in make them look sexy~
[DES & BEA CHUCKLE]
[DES: MASSAGE~!
FOOTRUB
RUB
RUB
RUB
RUB~]
BEA: OOOOOOOoooooooooouuuuuggghhh Gosh, that is SUCH a relief~! Need to warn me next time before you start massaging them~
DES: Ehehehe, my apologies, sire~ That's just my signature move on my unsuspecting audience~
BEA: No worries, my jester, hmhmhmhm~
[DES: RUB
RUB
RUB
RUBBB
RUBBBB
RRUUUBBBB
RRUUUUBBBBBBBBB~]
BEA: Ohhhoohhhooohhhh, man~ Yeah....r...r-r...rrrRIGHT...right there, mmmmmmph~
DES: Oh, you mean in the middle, here~? Riiiiiight along your arch~?
[DES: ARCHRUB~]
BEA: FUCK Y--oh, I mean, yes, right there~
DES: Wowwww, somebody must have been REEEAALLY looking forward to this massage~
BEA: Des, you don't know the---MMmmmmmphh--HALF of it~ Aaahhhhh, holy shit, you're so talented with this~
DES: Hehehehehe, enough experience will make you 'talented~' How are your arches feeling, right now~?
BEA: Better...
[BEA: HUFFFFF~]
BEA: But not quite 'good', yet...could you get the balls of my feet~?
DES: Sure thing~
[DES: RUB RUB RUBBB~]
BEA: Hooohhhhhhhh gosshhhhh...
[BEA: TOESCRUUUNNNNNCH~]
[DES: RUBBIN THUMBCIRCLES~]
BEA: Desiree....g-goddamn~...
DES: Hehehehe, the balls of your feet feel very warm~...
[DES: THUMBPRESS~]
DES: Just gotta work those muscles with my thumbs, and let 'em relaaaax~...
[DES: THUMBCIRCLE~]
BEA: Don't think I've asked before, but how long have you done this? Mmmmmmph~...
DES: What? The business?
[DES: HEELRUB~]
BEA: Oooooooouughhh~
[DES: GRINS~]
DES: I've been doing this for about 7 years~
[BEA: SIGHS~]
BEA: That's...mmmmpphh...good~
DES: The work pays off pretty well~ Great customers, lots of them come back to get quite a relief from walking around all day...and it's all thanks to you, Bea~
BEA: Huh? I don't follow...?
DES: You don't remember? You used to come over to my house, and we--
BEA: Played Princesses, yeah, that's right!
DES: Mm-hmm~ It was very fun, especially when it came to us annexing the other's kingdom by playing tic-tac-toe~
BEA: Wow... it's been so long, yet I remember kicking your butt everytime at that~
DES: Hehehehehe, I was pretty shit at it...do you remember what I had to do~?
BEA: I don--...
[BEA: EYESWIDE...BLUSSSSH~]
BEA: Y...you massaged...m-my feet...
[DES: NODS]
DES: Yup~! And we were so tiny back then, my tiny little pichu hands rubbing your cute little, salandit feets~
BEA: Hehehe, "feets~"
DES: Oh your feets were so adorable, Bea~ You still sound the same all these years later, going all "Oooohh" and "Aaaahh," hahahaha~!
[BEA: LOOK AWAY ...BLUSSSHHING~]
DES: I think it's even funnier, now that you're a grownass lady, with massive, pink feet, still the same ol' Sire I used to serve~...
[BEA: BASHFUL SMILE
SHOULDER-HUNCH~]
BEA: G-gosh....
DES: It's okay, Bea~ I'll always be your loyal servant, you beautiful princess~ But yeah, once I graduated, I knew I had to open a massage parlor. Friends and family told me I was very good at tending to their feet...and I won't lie when I say yours is still the cutest~
[BEA: LOOKS AT DES]
BEA: Why would you say that?
DES: Ooooohhh, saw how quick you looked back when I asked that~
BEA: I-I'm just curious, that's all...
DES: I mean, you can't possibly think I assume that YOU don't believe you have the cutest feet~ You honestly take great care of them, not even a spot of dryness on them everytime I had to massage them~...cept now.
BEA: Wait, where?
DES: No, no, it's alright.
[DES: SQUINTS]
DES: Ooooohhh wait--
BEA: W-what's wrong? Is there someth--
DES: Relax....just sit. I know exactly what this is, hold on and let me get this out...
[DES: PULLS-OUT PHONE
TAP
TAP
TAP
TAP...
TAP
TAP
TAP
TAP
TAP]
DES: Okay, here's the condition you have.
[DES: TURNS PHONE AROUND]
BEA: Lemme see...
[BEA: BUGEYED--
LOOKS AWAY]
BEA: What in the world--
[DES: SNICKERS HARD
TEARS UP~]
BEA: Girl, if you show that ass pic one more time--
DES: Hahahahahahhahha~! B-but YOU took it!
BEA: Yeah, when we're drinking that terrible-tasting boxed wine last week, which I'm STILL surprised made me so drunk! Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah--and YOU can take it off!
DES: Why?
[DES: TURNS PHONE AROUND--]
DES: There's nothing wrong with giving a rat's ass.
BEA: 'Think I might die from pun-abuse before that assault you gave me.
DES: ASS-ault?
BEA: ...Kill me.
[BEA & DES: CHUCKLE]
BEA: But seriously, do I have a dry spot, or are you fucking with me?
[DES: PUTS PHONE AWAY]
DES: Not to worry, I was just kidding!
[DES: FOOTGRAB~
RUB
RUBB
RUUUBBBB~]
[BEA: SIGHS, SMILES]
BEA: Typical Des buffoonery~
DES: Hey I was born a jokester, not a ruler~ But on a serious note, your feet are miraculously smooth and beautiful~
BEA: MMMMmmmmmpphhh~...thanks~
DES: How do you work your sorcery~?
BEA: Well I always make sure to scrub them clean while bathing, and then rub lotion on them as soon as I get out of the tub~
DES: Good spell--will cast, one day~
BEA: Anywwaaaaayyyy...just wanted to mention that feet feel a LOT better, and I mean like it feels like they're walking on cloud nine~
DES: Hehehheheh, means a lot to me that my massaging is that good~
BEA: You're be-YOND good, Desiree~ Shame that nobody's here, today. Unless you had some earlier?
DES: Sure, had a couple in the morning, but that was it...til you showed up!
BEA: Damn, slow day.
[DES: SHRUGS]
DES: Happens...Oooooohhhh~!
[DES: HOLDS FEET~
EYE BEAMING~]
BEA: What's that look in your eye, Des~?
DES: Sooo...I was wondering if you wanted to engage in a little game~...
BEA: Huh, lemme guess...mmmmmm, tic-tac-toe?
[DES: FAST, HAPPY NODDING]
[BEA: LAUGHS]
BEA: You know what, Bea... you've always been full of surprises~
DES: Heheeehe, glad I still got that, in me~!
[DES: POCKETRUMMAGE...]
BEA: The losses, too~?
[DES: BLUSHES]
DES: Aaahhaahahahahhahaaa~...
[DES: POCKET-PULLOUT
PAPER-N-PENCIL]
BEA: Something tells me you kept that on you once I called~
DES: Everytime! But I finally had the courage to ask you, today~
BEA: See, that's why I love ya, Des. Always the anthises to dull moments.
DES: By the way, how do your feet feel? I'm so sorry I didn't ask before setting this up.
BEA: No no, no worries.
[BEA: FOOTLOOK...TOECLENCH-N-SPREAD]
[DES: DEEEEP BLUSH...]
BEA: They feel great~! You really worked your magic. Thank you so much for...are you alright~?
[DES: FACEHOLD...HESITANT NODDING...EYEFLITTING BETWEEN BEA'S EYE N FEET~]
DES: Y-yeah...yeah. Sorry, just having another bit of pain in my cheeks, SCS, you know?
BEA: Spasm Cheek Syndrome?
[DES: POINTS-N-NODS, STILL FACEHOLD]
DES: Yes! Yes, I just...oohhh, I'll be right back!
BEA: Okay! Just remember, this loss is always here waiting for you~
DES: Hehehehehe, oh stoppp, Beatrice~!
[BEA: LOOKS DOWN AT PAPER...
PENCILHOLD--
GRIDDRAWING...]
[SEVERAL MINUTES LATER...BEA'S AT BATHROOM DOOR]
[KNOCK
KNOCK
KNOCK]
BEA: Desiree? Are you okay in there?
DES: Yeah... I'll be out in a bit. Thanks for checking up on me.
BEA: You're always welcome.
[SINK RUNNING...
HAND WASHING...
TOWELDRY...
KNOB TURN
DOOR OPEN]
[DES: WARMSMILE~]
[BEA: SMIRKBACK]
BEA: What's up?
DES: I'm so glad we're still friends.
[BEA: HOLDS DES' SHOULDER]
BEA: Wouldn't ever give up our friendship, bestie~ Let's go play some tic-tac-toe~
DES: Okay~
[BEA & DES: WALK BACK...]
[DES: EYES WIDE]
DES: Whoooaaaaa...
[BEA: NODS]
BEA: Yup... it's SUPER tic-tac-toe~
DES: So you do WANT to lose~?
BEA: Is that a threat, or a promise~?
DES: I'll let you be the judge~
BEA: Hey, my track record speaks for itself. If I had a dollar for every loss you make...
DES: It'll add up to a full makeup kit. Ages 10 to 12.
[BEA: PLAYFUL PUNCH ON BEA'S SHOULDER~]
[DES: PLAYFUL RUB ON HER OWN SHOULDER~]
DES: Ouchies~...
[BEA: SEAT-SITS
[DES: FLOOR-KNEELS]
BEA: Uh...are you comfortable down there? Don't you want a seat?
DES: Nah, it's fine. Kneeling is part of the massage business!
BEA: Hehe, alright~
[BEA & DES HOLD PENCILS]
BEA: So...what are the conditions if either of us loses?
DES: Glad ya asked~! So...after a bit of crucial thiking, I devised that if I lose...I have to smell your feet.
[BEA: CONFUSED FACEGRIMACE]
BEA: Okay, uhhh...are you sure~?
[BEA: BLUUSSSHH~]
BEA: Seems...kind of gross, don't you think?
DES: Hey, when you play games, there's a chance you gotta lose. And if the stakes are big, then you DEFINITELY don't want to lose...and that's part of the fun~
[BEA: THINKS...
NODS]
BEA: M'kay, sounds sensible. Well, since we both know how it's going to turn out, I'll just say out loud the first thing that comes to mind if I lose--which won't happen, mind you~ ... I'll sniff your feet.
DES: Hey, buy your own idea!
BEA: It's easier to follow, than lead by example~
DES: Seriously though, sniffing My feet~? But Bea, I don't think...
BEA: It isn't a big deal. We're just buying time for your loss, which is going to happen...
[ONE GAME OF SUPER TIC-TAC-TOE LATER...]
DES: NOW! Hahahaha, I WIN!
[BEA: LOOKS OVER PAPER]
BEA: Hmmm....nope.
DES: Wha...?
[BEA: POINTS AT PAPER]
BEA: See here, in the middle?
[BEA: PENCILGRAB...
LINEDRAW...
PENCILDOWN...
LOOKUP]
DES: ...
...
....
AWWWW, MAAANNN!
[BEA: LAUGHS]
BEA: What did I tell you? It's not fortune telling, just rocket science~ Now I get to buy a stick of gum along with that makeup kit~
DES: Hehehehe, don't tell me you're gonna bend the rules and make me buy all that~
BEA: No thanks, I don't need all that. Don't really use makeup, anyway.
DES: Won't lie, I've always thought you were gorgeous, Bea~ And I'm not saying that just because we're friends. I genuinely believe you should be a model; you still have that...that 'PERFECTION' about you~!
BEA: You really think so~?
DES: Totally~! I think you'd make a lot of money, being one. Bet you'd look nice in a bikini~
BEA: Ohhohhohhhohhh, Dessie~ 'Think you might look better in one~
DES: That may be true, but with those feet of mine~? I don't stand a chance~ Your feet, and your body~? That just warrants a--
[DES: FLIRTY WHISTLE~]
[DES & BEA LAUGH]
BEA: Desiree, you are such a fool~
DES: Why, Jester Des is always at your service...
[DES: THEATRICAL BOW]
DES: Your Highness~
[DES: LOOKS UP
SMIRKING~]
DES & BEA: Hahahaahaaahaha!
[BEA: TEARWIPE, SMILING]
BEA: Oh man...by the way...I'm still surprised nobody else came in, today.
DES: Yeah, these days happen.
BEA: All the time?
[DES: SHAKES HEAD]
DES: Not really.
BEA: 'You sure?
DES: Definitely.
BEA: Don't lie to me, Bea... your nose is growing~
DES: Heheheh, yeah right~ Well...
[DES: GLANCES AT BEA'S FEET ~]
DES: Time to pay the price~...
BEA: Wait, hold on, Des...you really don't have to...
DES: Ohhh, I sense the Princess has gotten soft~?
BEA: Noooooo, it's just...
DES: Just what~?
[BEA: BLLUUSSSSHHHH~]
DES: Bea, you know I'm not one to back out of committing to my losses, no matter how bad.
BEA: Honestly, you're my best friend. I don't want to put you through something embarrassing.
DES: How do you know I'm embarrassed~?
BEA: Well...you ARE blushing ~...
[DES: GASPS--
HIDES FACE]
DES: And you are, too~!
BEA: N...no I'm not--
DES: Yes, you are~!
BEA: I'm n-not blushin--
DES: Yes you are, Sire~
[DES & BEA: MUTUAL STAREOFF, BLUSHING~]
DES: And when everybody's embarrassed...
BEA: No one is~?
[DES: SHOWS BLUSHFACE...
NODDING~]
BEA: But what if someone sees us~?
[DES: WALK STOWARD WINDOW
SIGN-FLIP
BLIND-CLOSE!
TURNS AROUND
SMIRKS
NODS~]
BEA: You forgot to lock.
[DES: LOOKS AT LOCK...LOOKSBACK]
[BEA: SMIRKS-N-NODS]
[ONE MOMENT LATER...]
[BEA: SITTING DOWN, SANDALS ON~]
[DES: KNEELING IN FRONT OF HER~]
[BEA: CHUCKLES~]
BEA: I can't believe I'm letting you do this, it's so weird!
DES: Nonsense, we've done this since we were kids!
BEA: You see what you said? 'Since we were kids,' emphasis on 'kids.' That was years ago--
DES: Then why didju play tic-tac-toe? And I was planning on playing the good ol' 3-by-3 one...but someone wanted to play 9-by-9...
[BEA: GRINS]
BEA: Okay, okay... I'm guilty as charged, hehehehe~
[BEA: FEETUP
REACHES TOWARD SANDALS]
DES: Whoa, whoa, whoa!
[BEA: STOPS]
DES: You're a Princess! You don't need to take them off yourself when you have--
[DES: PLAYFUL SMUGSMIRK, POINTS AT SELF~]
[BEA: LAUGHS]
BEA: Okay, then...Dearest Servant Desiree, I require you to remove my 'slippers,' this instant~
DES: Of course, M'Lord~
[DES: SANDALGRAB...
SANDALREMOVE~]
[BEA: TOEFLEX~]
[DES: FOOTGAZE...
BLLUUUSSSHHH~...]
BEA: Well, Jester~? What are you waiting for~? You must rightfully accept your loss~
[DES: EMBARRASSED SMIRK~]
DES: Alrighty~
[DES: HOLDS FEET TOGETHER...
THUMBCIRCLES~]
BEA: C'moonnnn, Dessie~
[DES: BIG GRIN~
FOOTGAZE~...
FACEAPPROACH--
SSNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNFFFFFFFFFFFF]
DES: Haaaaahhhh....
[DES: FACE PULLBACK...MUTUALGAZE~]
BEA: H...how was that~?
[DES: GRINNING...
BEDROOMEYES~]
DES: Think I'll need further samples to conclude my research...
BEA: Oh, so we're scientists, now~?
DES: Well, your smell is...
[DES: NOSE-TO-FOOT
NOSEDDRRRAAAAAAAAAGGG HEEL-TO-TOE
SSSSSSNNNNNNNNRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFF
NOSE-TO-OTHERFOOT
NOSEDDRRRRRAAAAGGGGGG HEEL-TO-TOE
SSSSNNNNNNNNNRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTT
FACE PULLBACK]
DES: Ahead of its time~
BEA: You're so corny~
DES: Mmmmmph, speaking of corn...you feet smell a little bit like cornchips~
BEA: Oh gosh...
DES: It's okay~! Feet are gonna be a little smelly anyway...how else are you gonna walk~?
BEA: ...Good point~
DES: Exaaactly~...
[DES: FOOTGAZE...
THUMBCIRCLES...
FACEPLANT-TO-FEET~!
SSSNNRRRRFFF
SNF
SNF-SNF-SNF
SNNFFFFF
SSSSSSSNNNRRRFFFF~]
DES: Haaaahh.....
[DES: SSSSSNNNNNRRRRRT~]
DES: Haaahhhh....
[DES: SSSSSNNNRRRRRFFFF~]
DES: Haaahhhhhh....
[DES: SSNNNRRRRFFFRRRRRRFFF~]
DES: Haaahhh....Haaahhh....
[DES: SSSSNNNRRRRFFFFFFFFRRRRRrRRRRFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTT~!]
DES: HAAAAHHH, Haaahhh...hhaaaahhhh...hhaaaahhhh...hhaaaahhh~
[BEA: SURPRISED SALAZZLE FACE~]
BEA: W-wow...not sure what to think of all that...
DES: Your feet smell fucking awesome, babe~
BEA: ....Oh m-my...
DES: You truly do have such sexy feet, with a sexy smell to go along with them~ Do you use Parawing Body Lotion? The butterscotch scented one~?
BEA: Damn, you know the exact lotion~?
[DES: NODS]
DES: 'Course! I deal with feet everyday, my nose is primed to notice the difference between each foot smell and types of lotion~ But like I said before, yours is my favorite~...plus I luv cornchips, anyway~
[BEA: SHAKES HEAD, SMIRKING]
BEA: Y'see Des, that's I luv about you. You were always the strange one out, and still are~ To be honest--and don't mention it to them--my other friends are pretty boring.
DES: Why's that?
BEA: I dunno, I guess they're boring, especially nowadays, because they feel they have to be mature? Like, we'll catch up and talk about hair and nails and stuff, but whenever I try to joke around, they usually go "Oh Beatrice, why are you so immature? You're not in grade school anymore, grow up! Nobody wants to babysit someone who's old enough to drive!"
DES: They really say those things?
BEA: Some of them, but I can't help but think that most of them feel the same way, even if the others don't say it. I could see in their eyes that they think I'm like, how do I put this, the "runt" of the group, so to speak.
DES: Do you have fun, being around them?
BEA: Well, I'm not saying--
DES: Bea, look at me.
[BEA & DES: MUTUALGAZE]
DES: Are you only hanging out with them for the sake of hanging out?
[BEA: LOOKSAWAY PONDERING...]
BEA: I swear, sometimes...I hear them say things under their breath. No, some of them will outright joke about it, and not in a fun way. Calling me 'Salazquatch,' grimacing at big feet...heard some call me a 'Manlady' behind my back.
DES: I don't think your feet are manly...
BEA: Well...they mean 'manly' as in they're 'too big'~
DES: And they look perfectly fine being 'too big.'
[BEA: LOOKS-AT DES]
DES: Those aren't your friends. They're just there to try and look cool around you. They sound like the kind that are single...
BEA: They are, but...I am, too.
DES: But do you go around acting spiteful and jealous because of it?
BEA: No...
DES: See? It's because you don't have to prove yourself to others--you're just being yourself. I joke around with you because that's how I am. And if I ever go a little too far with the jokes, you know I don't really mean it. I got a dumb little baby brain, after all~
BEA: Ohhoohhohoohh Des, don't be hard on yourself.
DES: It's ok, self-depracation is my secret weapon~! But anyways, forget about what they say about you. Forget about them altogether, I'll say. Why try to stay true to yourself for them, when all they do is play pretend whenever they're around you? And I don't mean the 'good' kind of pretending...
[BEA: PONDERS...
NODS]
BEA: You're right... you're totally right. Thanks, Des. You're always there for me~
DES: Hey, why wouldn't I be~?
[DES: PINKYOUT]
DES: Sisters to the end~?
[BEA: SMIRKS...
PINKYOUT
PINKY-TO-PINKY HOLD~]
BEA: To the end~
[DES: WARM, BIG SMILE~!]
DES: Hell yeah~ By the way, you got any plans for today?
BEA: Not really, just was simply going to enjoy my day...and you're helping out with that a great deal~
DES: Pleased to be of service, Sire~...
[DES: FOOTGLANCE]
DES: By the way... your feet...your toes look a little grimy. We can't have the princess going around looking unpampered~! ...Mind if I pick them for you~?
BEA: I'd be very pleased if you do, Jester Dessie~
DES: O-kay~!
[DES: HANDS SLOOOOOWWWLY REACHING...
FOOTGRAB--
HALLUX-N-INDEX-TOETWEEN TONGUELICK~!]
BEA: D-Desiree...!
DES: AHHHHLLLLLLLHHHLLLLHHHLLllmmmmm~
[DES: SSCCHHLLUUUURRRRPPPWWCCHHHHSSSRRRLLUUURRRRPP~
TONGUESLIP...
INDEX-N-MIDDLE TOETWEEN TOUNGELICK~!
SSSCCHHHHLLLLURRRRRRRRRPPPCCCCHHHHHMMMWWCCHRRRRRRRRPPPP~!]
BEA: W-what the hell, Des...I-I thought you said you'd pick them!
[DES: TOUNGESLIP...
LIPSMACK~]
DES: Mmmmm-mmmmmmmphh~ I am picking them!
[DES: GENTLE TOETWEEN SPREAD~]
DES: See~? I already cleaned the first two gaps for ya~
BEA: But with your tounge?!
DES: Stop acting like you don't like this, Bea~
BEA: Hehe, yeah, you're right~...maybe it's just my instincts, because normally I expect guys to do this sort of weird stuff...but girls~? Especially my bff~?
DES: I don't mind cleaning my best friend's feet~
[DES: THUMBCIRCLES~]
DES: They deserve to be royalty, they truly do~
[DES: TOE-RING KISS~]
BEA: O-oh my...this is just wayyyy too weird~...
DES: And it's funny, you didn't even use your gas to make me do all this~ Goes to show you how much I luv your big, massive, SEXY feet~
[DES & BEA: MUTUAL GAZE
DES: BEDROOMEYES
BEA: DEEPBLUSH~]
DES: You like this, don't you~?
[BEA: ABASHED NODDING~]
[DES: SLOW SOLERUBBBB~]
DES: It's okay, admitting you like this~ It doesn't even matter if you came in leaving footprints on the floor~ I'll...HHAAAHHLLLLLLHHHHLLLLLL~
[DES: MIDDLE-N-RING TOETWEEN TOUNGELICK~
SCHHHHUUUUUUUULLLLPPPPPSSSWWWWMMMCCHHHLLLLLRRRRRPP~!]
DES: ...Lick every last bit of grime off of them~ HaaaaaahhHHHHLLLLLHHHLLLLLLLL~
[DES: RING-N-PINKY TOETWEEN TOUNGELICK~
SSSCCCHHHHLLLLLLLLLRRRRRRRRRPPPPPTT~!]
DES: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmph~
[DES: LICKS LIPS~
FOOTSQUEEZE~]
DES: Hrrrrnnnnnngh...your feet taste SOOOO fucking good, Bea~
BEA: Why, thank you so much for the compliment, Jester Dessie~
DES: Would the Princess take the pleasure of having her toes draped in my oral confinements~?
BEA: Hehehehe...what does that mean~?
DES: Here, lemme show you~
[DES: HALLUX SUCC~!]
DES: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPH~
[DES: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMWWWWWCCHHHH...
SUCC
SUCC
SUCC
SUCC
SUCC
MMMMMMMMMMMMWWWWWWWWRRRCHHH~]
DES: MWAH~!
[DES: LIPSMACK~]
BEA: Mmmmmph, you are very gross~
[DES: LIPLICC~]
DES: It's what I do best, hehehhehe~
[DES: TOEGAZE~
MOUTHOPEN....
PANTING...
QUADRUPLE LIL-PIGGY SIMUL-SUCC~!]
DES: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmMMMmmppphhgghhhh~!
[DES: SMMMMMMMMMMMWWWWWWCCHHHRRRRLLLLLLLCCHHH
SUCC
SUCC
SUCCCC
SUCCCCCCCCC
SSUUUUCCCCCCCC
DROOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL
TOUNGESWIRL...
SWIRL...
SWIRL...
SWIRL....]
DES: Mmmmm-MMM-MMMMMMMMMMMMMPPHH~!
[DES: SSSSUUUCCCCCCCCCCLLLRRRCCHHHHHH
SSUUCCLPCBHT
SUCCCCLLLRRTTCCHH
SUCCCWWRRRCCMMRTCH
SSSSSSSUUUCCCCCCCCCLLLLRRTTCH~!]
[BEA: DEVIOUSLOOK~
NAUGHTYGRIN~]
BEA: Yeah...slobber ALLLLLL over them~...
[BEA: FOOT ON DES' SHOULDER]
BEA: ...Footrag~
DES: MMMMMMM-HHMMMMMMMMMMMPPRRWCH~!
[DES: SUCCC
SUCCCC
SSUCCCCC
SSUCCC
SLOBBERRRRRR
DROOOOLLLLIIINNGGGGG
TOESUCCLING FOREFOOT-DEEP~!
SSSSSCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHLLLLLLLLLLKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMWWWRRRTTTCCHHHH~!]
DES: MmmmmmMMMMMMMMWWWWAAAAAAAAAHHH~! AAAaahhhh-hhaaahhh..AAAAaahhh-haaaaaahhh..hhaaaahhhh..hhhaaaaaaahhh....hhaaaaahh...
[BEA: TOES SLOB-COVERED
SOLE DROOL-DRIZZLED~]
BEA: Damn, nice work~
[BEA: TOESCRUNCH...
SALIVATORY SQQUUEEEELLLCCCHHHHH
TOESPREAD
SALIVATORY SQUUIICCKK~!]
BEA: My toes are completely picked~
[BEA: FIRSTFOOT ASIDE
OTHERFOOT IN FRONT OF DES~]
BEA: But not all of them~ Ehmhmhhmhmhhmhmhhmmm~
[DES: OTHERFOOT SEIZE~!]
DES: GOD, Beatrice...
[DES: TOES-TO-FACE
SNNNNNNNFFF, SSNNNNNNNNNFFF, SNNNF-SNNNFF SNNNNNNNNNFFFF~!]
DES: I luv, luv, LUUUVVVV your fuggin' feet~
[DES: INTERLOCKING FINGERS WITH BEA'S TOES~]
DES: So fucking warm and smelly and soft and...
[DES: FOOTHOLD~
BALLFOOT KISSES~!
SMMMWWCCHH
SNNNFFFFFF
SSMMMMRRCHH
SSNNNFFFFF
SSMMMMRRCK
SSNNNRRRFFF
SSMMMCK
SSNNNRRRRTT
SSMMMMMMMMOOOCH~!]
DES: I am wholly-indebted to your beautiful feet, Your Highness~! HHAAAHHHLLLLLHHHHLLLLHHHHLLLLHHHLLLLLL~!
[DES: TOESLURP~!]
[BEA: TOESPREAD~]
BEA: Hell yeah, I wanna feel your wet, slimy tongue run alllllll across my toes~ That's it, Dessie...taste their flavor, you...you...~
[DES: SCCHHHLLLUUUURRRRRPPP~!]
DES: Do it, Bea~ I know you wanna call me all those things...so do it~ And be more forceful with your Jester, please~
[BEA: BIIIIG GRIN~]
[...]
DES: AAHHLHLHLHHLHHHHHHLLLLHHHLLLLLLLLL~!
[BEA: FIRSTFOOT LIGHTKICKING DES' FACE~!]
BEA: Where's the moaning, s-SLUT~? I need to hear 'em, this instant~
DES: MMMMMMMMmmm-hhmmmm-hhmmmmhhhmmmmmpphh~!
[DES: TOETWEEN SLURPAGE~!
SCCHHLLKKK
SSCCHHUULLPP
SLLUUURRRPPP
SSLLRRRCCCHH
SSLLUUURRRPPPP]
BEA: Ooooooooohhh, fuck yeeeeaaaaahhhhh~ I wanna see my toes completely clean, you foothuffing bitch~
DES: AHHHLLHHHHLLLHHHHLLLHHHHLLLLLL~!
[BEA: TOESHOVE-IN-MAW~!]
DES: HHNNNRFFF~!
BEA: What're you doing? Stop pussyfooting around, and CLEAN~
DES: YYRRRRFFFSSSHHHHUURRRRGGHHHFFFF~
[DES: LITTLEPIGGY-SLURPING~!
SUCCCC
SUUCCKKKK
SSHHKKKKK
SSUCCKKK
SUCCC
SUCCCCC
SUCCCC]
BEA: Tongue, NOW~!
DES: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmpphh~
[DES: TONGUESWIRLLL
SWIRLLL
SWIRRRLLLL
SWIIRRRRLLLL
SWIIIRRRLLLLLL~!
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMWCCHH
LIPSMACK~!]
DES: MMWAAGH~!
[DES: HALLUX TONGUEDANCING~]
DES: AHHLHLHLHHHLHLHLHHLHLHLHLHLLHHLHLHLHHHHLLLLL~!
[DES: HALLUX-SUCC~!
SSHHHHHLLLLLCCCKKKK--
MMMMMWWCCHH--
LIPSMACK~!]
DES: AHHHLHLHHLHLHLHHLHLHHLHHHLLLLLLLLLHHHHHLLLHHHLHLHHLHLL~!
[DES: HALLUX-SMOOCHING~!
SMMMCHH
SMMMCKKK
SMMAAKKK
SMMMOOOCCHH
SSMMCHHH
SMMMMMMMWCH~!]
DES: Haaaaahhh...hhaaaahhh...hhhaaaahhhhh...hhhhaaaahhhhh~
[DES: CHINDROOLED
FACEBLUSH~]
BEA: Hehehehe...how was that~?
DES: Bea...if I was a dude...I woulda came all over these, by now~ Damn...are you such a total dom~! I shouldn't even address you as 'Princess...'
BEA: So are you saying I'm a 'Queen?'
DES: Why else would I not call you that if you have no equal~?
BEA: Hmmhhmhmhhmhmhmmmm...you really think that way about me, huh~
DES: I mean....could I, may I...tell you something weird~?
BEA: At this point, it just might be normal~
[BEA: SLOBBERED TOESCRUNCH-N-SSQQUEEELLLLCCCHHHH~]
DES: ...My panties...
[BEA: EYESWIDE~
BLLLUUUSSSHHHH~]
DES: ...I leaked while you made me worship your feet...
BEA: H-holy shit...
[DES: DEEP, DEEEEEP BLUUUSSHHH~]
DES: Yeah...might still be leaking...r-right now~
BEA: Do you....do you want to know what I think about that~?
DES: W-what~?
BEA: Put m-my feet down...
[DES: LETS GO OF BEA'S FEET]
[BEA: LEGSPREAD
...SKIRT GRAB~...
SKIRTPUUULLLLLLL...
PANTYREVEAL~!
PUSSYJUICE~]
[DES: HAND OVER CROTCH
CROTCHSQUIRM~]
DES: H-holy shit....y...you TOO~?
[BEA: NOD
NOD
NOD~]
[DES & BEA: DEAD SILENCE~
...
...
...
...
...
...
...]
DES: Hey Bea...
BEA: Yes, Des?
DES: This is gonna sound very sudden--
BEA: Naked?
DES: ...Huh?
BEA: You wanna get naked?
DES: N...no...
BEA: O-oh...
[BEA: LOOKS AWAY
DEEEEEEEEEEEPBLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUSHHHHH~]
DES: I was gonna say that I have the bubbleguts...I'm...I'm sorry.
[BEA: LOOKS AT DES~]
[ONE MOMENT LATER~]
[DES: FACESAT~!]
[BEA: ASS-TO-FACENUZZLE~!]
[DES: TUMMYGGUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRGGGLLLLEE~!]
BEA: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPHHHHHHHHHHHHH, MMMMMPPHHH-MMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPPPPHHHHHHH~!
DES: Ooouuuuggghhhhffff...hmmmmmmmmmphhh, ya like that~?
BEA: Mmmmm-hmmmmph~! How's it goin' down there~?
[DES: SNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNFFFFFFFFF~!]
DES: Aaaaaaahhhhhhh, never better~ O-ooouugghh~
[DES: TUMMYGRRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUMMMMMBBBBBBBBLLLLLEEEEEE~!]
DES: B-Bea, are you sure wanna go through with this~? Like what if you don't lik--HHNNNNFFF~!
[BEA: FACESIT~!
BOOTYSMOOOOOOTTTTHHHEEERRRR
BOOTYRUBBB
RUBBBB
RUUBBBBBB
RUBBBBBBBBB~
NAUGHTYFACE~]
BEA: Sorry; Queens don't tolerate mumbling~
DES: Hnmmmf srrrhhhyff, mhhnnff Qunnnnff~!
BEA: Shut it, jester~
[BEA: BOOTYPPPRREEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS~!]
DES: HHWWRRRNNFFFFFF~!
[BEA: THIGHGRAB~
SMIRK~]
BEA: Mmmmm-mmmmmmmmmph~ So glad we stripped down to just our panties, Des~ And it's so nice of you to let me spread your legs wide, so I could see this scrumptious, yummy pussy of yours drenching up your panties nice and wet~ Before I go back to huffing your butt, your Queen needs to have a little "refreshment~"
DES: HhRrRRrrrRnNnnNnnnfffff~
[DES: TRRREEEEEEeeEEEeeEEMMBBLING~]
[BEA: HEADLOWER
MAWOPEENNNNN
TONGUEOOOUUUUTTTTT...
SLLLLLLLLLLLLLRRRRRPPP~!]
[DES: BODYTWITCH]
DES: HHRRNNNF~!
[BEA: GIGGLE~
LIPSMACK~]
BEA: Mmmmmmmpphhh, quite salty~ ....AAAAaaaaahhhhhhh~
[BEA: SSLLLLLLLLRRRRPP
SSCCHLLPP
SLLUURHHP
SSCHULP
SRRLLRRP
SCCHHLLLRRPP
SCHHLLPP
SLLLUUURRRHHHPPP
SSLLLUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRPPPP~!
LIPSMACK~
PUSSYSMOOCH~!]
DES: HHRRRRWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNFFF~!
BEA: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPH....NNWWAAHHH~!
[BEA: LIPSMACK~!]
BEA: Haaahhhh..hhaaaahhh...shit, you're making me drool~ Your vagina tastes like mangos...very, very sour mangos~!
[BEA: LIPLICC~]
BEA: Mmmmm-mmmmmmmmph~...Think I'll have another TASTE, AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNMMMMFFF~!
[BEA: PUSSYSUCC
SUCCC
SUCCCC
SUCCCCCCCCCC
SUCCCCCCCCCCCCC~!
LIPSMACK]
BEA: MWAAAHHH..hhaahh...hhaahhh..hhhahhhh...AAHHHHHHHMMMFF~!
[BEA: SUCC
SUCCCC
SUCCCCC
SUCCCCCCCC
SUCCCCCCCCCCC
TONGUESLIP--
PANTYPUSSY PENETRATION~!]
BEA: MMMMMMM-MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPHHH~!
[DES: SSHHHHHUUUuuuUUUddDDDEeeEEERRRRRRR~!]
BEA: MMMMMMMWWWWCCHHH, HHMMMMMNNNNNNNNRRRRFFF~!
[BEA: TONGUESLLLLLLIIITTTHHHHEEEERRR~!
SUCCCCC
SSUCCCCCCCCCC
MMMMWWWCCHHH
SSSMMMMCCCCHHH
SUCCCC
SSCCHHLLUURRRPP
SUCCC
SSLLUUURRRPPP
SSMMMMMKKK
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMWCH
SUCCCC
SSLLLUURRPP
SHHLPPP
SCHHLLLRRRPP
SSCCHHLLUURRRPP
SUCCCCCC
SSUUUCCCCCCCCC
SSSSSSUUUUCCCCCCC~!]
DES: Hnnff...
Mmmnggh..
Nnnngghhffff...
GGnnnggff...
HHNNNFFF...
MMMMMMMMMMMRRRFFFFFFF...
HNNF...
HHNNGGFF~!
HHNNNNNNNNGG~!
HHHNNNNNNNNNNNRRRGGHHHHHHHHHFFFFFFFFFFF~!
[DES: GGRRRRUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBLLLLLLLLLEEEEE~!
TOECLLLEEENNNCCCCHHH~!]
[BEA: LIPSMACK~!
TONGUE-PULLOUT~!
SNOUT-TO-ASS~!]
[DES: TOESPREAD--
BBhhhmmmbhbhbbbbBRRRRWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNRRRYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNT~!]
BEA: MMMMMMMMPHH-HHHMMMMMMMPPHH~!
[BEA: SNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF~!
SMACK~!]
DES: HHRRWWWWWWWFFFFFFFFFF~!!!
[DES: BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRNNNNNNNTTTffffophphhfhbfhttFFRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYUUUUUWWRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNFFFFFffhbhfbfhtt~!]
[BEA: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSNNNNNNNNNNNRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF]
BEA: AAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh~!
[BEA: BOOTYLIFT~!]
[DEA: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSPPP~!]
DEA: AAAhh-hhaaahh...
AAAhhh-hhaahhh...
AAaahhh-hhhaaahhh...
Haaahhh...
Hhaaahh...
Haahh..
Hhahhh~...!
Hoooohhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnfffuuuuck, Bea~
[BEA: HANDWAVES SNOUT~]
BEA: PPPPPPPP-U~! FUCK Des, what did you eat~?
DES: Hehehe, let's just say I've spoiled myself on buncha Lava Cookies, today~
BEA: ...It was the whole bag, right~?
[DES: BBBLLLUUUUUSSSHHHH~]
BEA: I-I can't believe you actually did that~...mmhhmmhmm, naughty little THICCUMS~
DES: You might be even naughtier, considering at first you couldn't bear to stare at my ass for longer than a second~
BEA: What can I say, you've win me over~!
[BEA: WINKS~]
BEA: By the way, how was the smell~?
BEA: It smelt absolutely HORRID~...ya had curry~?
DES: Hadta make a stop during my eight-block walk~
DES: MMMM-MMMMMMMMMMMPHH, I fucking LUUVVVVVEEED it~ Shit...can't believe, of all things, FARTS are what turns me on~! Turns US on~!
DES: Hehehehehehehehe, I'm glad you liked it, babe~
BEA: ....You know what~? This brought back a memory~
DES: Like what~?
BEA: When we were partying a couple years ago...it was just the two of us in that room...
DES: D-Dennis' place?
BEA: Yup~....and I remembered I was sobering up, while you were drunk out of your mind~...and do you want to know what you did~?
DES: ...What~?
BEA: Well...after I got up, you immediately scooched on your knees over to my seat, and yelled out loud "REFRESHER~!" and DRRRAAAAAGGGGED your NOSE across the seat with a LOUD SNIFF~
DES: ....Does...does anybody else...?
BEA: No. It was just you and me. At first I was going to keep that moment a secret with just myself...but now...I got to ask you something...
DES: What~?
BEA: So the chair...did it smell as GUD as THIS~?
[BEA: FACIAL BOOTYSCHLAM~!]
DES: HHRRRRRRKKFFFF~!
[DES: BOOTYGRAB~!]
BEA: O-OOOHHHHH, getting a little fiesty aren't we~? How's this~?
HHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGG~
[BEA: FISTCLEENNNNCH
TOESCRRRRUNNNNNNNNNNCCCCHHHH
BBHBHBBHBHBHBHBHBHBHBHBHBUUUUUURRRRRWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTT~!]
[DES: TWITCHHHHIIINNNNNGGG~!]
[DES: BOOTYRELEASE~]
[BEA: BOOTYLIFT~
BRAPGAS PLUME]
[DES: AHEGAO]
BEA: Better than the chair~?
DES: Y...yyees, ma'am~
[DES: BOOTYGRRRAAAABBBB~
FACELIFT-TO-ASS~!
SNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF~!]
DES: Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh, jeez, Beatrice...your ass STINKS so GUUUUUDDDD~! I LUV you~!
[DES: SSNNNNFFF
SSNNNNNNNNNNRRRFFFF
SNNNNNNNNNNNNRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTT~!]
DES: Oooouuuuuhhhh MAN, do I LUV you SO MUCH~!
BEA: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, luv you too, Desiree~!
[BEA & DES: MUTUAL ASS-TO-FACEAGE~!
SNNNNNNNNNNNNNFFFFFFFFFFFF
SSNNNNNNNNNRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT
SSNNNNNNNNFFFFFFFF
SSSNNNNNNNNNNNNNNRRRRTTT
SSSSNNNNNNNNNNNNNRRRRFFFFFFFFFRRFFFFFFFFF
SSSNNNNNNNNNFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNTTT~!
BRRRPPHHNT
BBRYRRNNNT
BBRRAAAAARRNNNPPPT
BBBHHHBHWWFFTT
FFHBHBHBHTT
BBHBHBHFFRRRYYYAAAAAAAYYRRRNNTTT
BBWWWWWWWWWWWWUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTT
BBBBBBHBHBHBHBHLLLLRRRRRRRRWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRNNNNNNFFFFFTTTTTT~!
TOECLENCH
ASSGGRRRAAAAAAAABBBBBBBBBBB]
[MASSAGE PARLOUR: GOLDEN FECALFUMED AIR~!]
[BEA & DES: SWEATING~!
STEAMY~!
NOSEPLUGGING~!
BBRRRFFTTT
BRRRNNNNNTTT
PHPHPHPHBHBHTTT
FFFFRRRRWWWHBHBHBWWRRNTT
BBRRAAARRNNNTTT
BBRRRRWWWWWWWWWAARRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPP
BBRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFWWFFFFTTTTT
BBBHHBBRRRRLLLLLLLLLLRRRWWFFRNT~!]
[BEA & DES: NOSE-UNPLUG~!
NASAL-FLATUS ESCAPE~!
AHEGAOOOOOOO~]
BEA & DES: HAAAAAAhhhhh...hhaaaaahh...hhhaaaaaaaaaahhh...
BEA: OOOOOUUUGGHHHFFFUUUUUHHHKKK~!
[DES: CUNNINLINGUS~!
SSLLUURRPP
SCCHHLLPPP
SLSLLUURRPP
SLLUURRPP
SCCHLLPP
SSLLUUURRRRPP
SSCCHLLLPPPPPPPPPPP~!]
[BEA: TEETH-GRIT!]
BEA: Y-YOU LIKE THAT SHIT, HUH~?
DES: UHN-HUUUUNNNNGGH~! AAHHHLLLLHHHHHHHLLLLHHHHHHHHLLLLHHHHHHLLLHHHHHHHLLLLL~
BEA: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGHHHH~! HSSSSSSSSSS~ OOOOUUUGGHH, HSSSSSSS~ OOOUUUUFFFFGGHHH, Haaahhhh...HaaaahhhhFFFUCK~!
[DES: SLLLPPP
SCCCLLLRRRPPP
SCCHHLLLLPPPPP
SCCHHHLLLLLLLPPPP
SSLLLUUUUURRRRRRRRRPPPP
SCCLLLLPP
SSLLLUUUURRRRRPPPPP~!]
BEA: Haaaaaahhh, HSSSSSSSS, hhhaaaahhh, HSSSSSSSSSS, haaaaahhh, HSSSSSSSSSSS~
[BEA: TONGUE-HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSING~]
BEA: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFF--
[BEA: CUNNILINGUS~!]
DES: AAHHLLLLLAAANNNNNNNNNFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF~!
[BEA: SSLLLLLLRRRPP
SCCCHHHLPP
SSLLLRRPPP
SSCHHLLLKKPP
SSSSSLLLLLLLLPPPPP
TONGUE-SLLLIIIIIITTTTTHHHHHEERRR~!]
BEA: MMMMMMNNNHHH-MMMMMMMMMMNNNNNHHHHHHH~!
DES: OH FUCK, BEA~! HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, HOLY SHIT, BEA~! K-KEEP going....that f-feels SOOOOOOOOOOO NNNNNNNNGGGGHHFFFF~! W-WE SHOLDA DONE THIS...aAaaAaaAAAHHNNNNFFFF--SOOOOOOO MUCH EARLIER~!
[BEA: TONGUE-PULLOUT]
DES: W-what are you d--
BEA: Shut up, eat out and I'll reward you with more farts~
DES: Yes, Mommy~
BEA: W-WHAT was that~?
[DES: VULVA-SUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC~!]
BEA: Aaa-aaAAAAAAAAAAAnnnngGGHHHHaaaahhhh...haaaahh, HSSSSSSSSS, haaaahhh, HSSSSSS, hhaaaahhhHHSSSSSSSSSSS~ AHHHHHHHHHLLLLLLLLLLLHHHHHHHHHLLLLLL~
[BEA: TONGUE SLIP-IN~!]
DES: HHMMMMMMMMMMMPPHHHHHHHH~!
[BEA & DES: SSLLLLRRRPPPP
SHHLLLPPP
SHHUUULLKK
SSLLRRRRPPPPP
SSLLLLRRPPP
SCCLLPPP
SLLLLUUUUURRPPPP
SHHHHLLLLUUURRRPPPPP
SCCHHHHHLLKKK
SSSKKLLLLPPPPP
SLLPPPP
SLLRRRRPPP
SSLLLUUURRRRPPP
SCCCHHLLUUUUUUURRRRPPPP
SSLLLLLUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRPPPPPPPP~!
BRRNNNNTT
PHHHBBBBBBTTT
BBRRRNNNFFF
PHHHBBBBBBBBBBFFNT
PPHPHPHLLLRRRNNNNFFF
FRRRRRRNNNNT
BRRRRRLLLLWWFFFTT
PHHHHHBHBHTT
BBRRRRRWWWWWWWRRNNNMMMTT
BBHHBHBHBHBHHBBRRRUUUURRRLLLLMMMTT
BBRRRRRRAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWRRYYYFFFPPPTT
PPPPHHHPHPHPHHBHBHBHBHBHBHBHBBBBRRRRRLLLLLLLLLNNNNTTT
BBRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPHHHBBHBHBHBHBHBHTT~!
VULVA-SUCC~!
LABIA-LICC~!
FEET-WRRRIIIGGGGLLLEEEEEE
SOLESCCRRUUNNNCCCHHH
SOLESSPREAD
SSSCRRUUNNNCCHH
SPREEEAADDD
SSCCRRUUNNNNNNNNCCCHHHHH
SPPPPREEEEAAADDD
TOEEECLLLLLEENNNCCHHH
TOESPREAADDD
CCLLLEECCNNNCCHH
SPPREADDD
CCLLEENNNNNNCCHHH
SPPREEEADDDD
CLLLLLLEENNNNCCCCCHHHH
SPRRREEEEAAADDDDD
SCRRUUUUUNNNNNNNNNCCHHHHHHH
CLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNCCCHHHHH
DEEPTONGUGING
DEEPSLITHERING
FILTHY FLATAL FAGGOTRY~!]
BEA: HNNNNNNNNNNFFUUUUUUUUUUCCKKK~! I...I-I FEEL CLOSE~!
DES: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND EAT MY PUSSY, B-BEA~!
BEA: HAAAAMMMMMMMMMMFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFLLRRRSSSHHH~!
DES: MMMM, HHMMMMMMMMMMMMMRRRRKKKKLLLLLCCHHHHFFTT~!
DES: OH...O-OH GOSH...I CAN...I...I CAN F-FEEL THAT I'M GONNA--
[BEA: ASS-TO-FACE-SCHHLLLAAMMMAGE~!
BEA: BBRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTT]
[DES: FFFLLUUUUWWWRRRRRFFFFFFFFRRRRNNNNNNNNNNTTTT~!]
BEA: Hnnnfff...
Hhmmmnnggh...
Nnngghhmmff...
Bbmmmnnnggggghh...
DES: Mmmmpphhh...
Hhhhnnnnngghh...
Nnnngghhhhhh..
Hhfftttmmmmppphhh...
BEA: Hrrnn...
HNF...
HRRRNNNGG...
HHRNNFF...
HHHNNNGGGHHHHFFF~!
DES: MMmmfff...
MMHH...
MmmMMMHHFF...
MmmHHHMMFF...
HHHMMMMRRRRFFF~!
BEA: HHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGHHH~!
DES: HHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNHHHHHHHHH~!
BEA: DES, I'M G-GONNA...G...G-G....GONNA...GONNA...GONNAGONNAGONNA--
DES: HOLY FUCK, GONNACOOM, GONNACOOM GONNACOOM GONNACOOM GONNACOOM GOONA CCCCCCCYUUUUUUUOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMGHHH~!
[BEA & DES: KKKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLLLLLLLRRRWWWWFFFSSSSSSSSSHHHLLLLRRSSSQQUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRTTSQQUUIIIRTTTSQUUUIIIRRRRTTTFFFFFLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSWWWWWWWRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHTTTLLLRRFFRRSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH~!]
...
...
...
...
BEA: Haaahhhh....hhaaahh...hhaaaaannnngghh...hhaaaaahhh~...
DES: Hnnnfff...hhnnnngg...hhmmmmph...hhnnnnnnfffff...nnnnggggghhffff~....
BEA: Haaaaahhh...hhhwwWWOOWWWWWW~ 'You okay, down there~?
DES: Hooooooofffffuuuccckkkk....y....ye....y-yeah~
[BEA: FACE-FROM-ASS~!
SSSLLLLLLUUUURRRCCHHHFFT~!
BUTTLIFT~
SSQQQUUUEEELLLLLLLCCHHHKKKFTTT~!]
[BEA & DES: SCOOCHH...
SCOOCH...
SIT-UP...
SIT-CLOSE~!]
[BEA: SHOULDERRUB~]
[DES: HIPRUB~]
[BEA: BUG-EYED~]
BEA: H-holy hell...we really did a number on this place! Look at how THICC the farts are sitting in here. Des, if you need me to help air out this place, I can help out as long as you need, I don't care!
DES: Oh hush Sire, there will be no need~ I got fans, remember?
[BEA: LOOKS UP]
BEA: Oh...right, you do.
DES: But do we REALLY wanna air it all out, when we could just enjoy the smell of each other's farts~?
BEA: Hhmhmhmmmhhhmmmm~...Nooooooooooooo~
DES: Hahahahahahha~!
[BEA & DES: SOFT MUTUAL-RUBS~]
DES: ...On a rate of 1 to 5 stars, how would you rate your massage~?
BEA: Top of the line; 5 stars~
DES: Now...wouldja come back~?
BEA: In which way~?
[DES: GIGGLE~]
DES: Oh, Bea~ Thankies for the fun we just had, I really MMMPH--
[BEA: LIPLOCKS WITH DES~!]
DES: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMPH~!
BEA: HHNNNNNNNNNNFFFFF~
[BEA & DES: SMMMWCCHH
SSMMMMAAKKK
MMMMMMMMMMMMWCH
SMMOOOCCHH
SMMAAAKKK
TONGUE-TOUCH~!
TONGUE-TWIRL~
MMMMMMMMMMMMRRFFFRCCHH
SSMMMOOOOWWCCHH
SMMMCCHHH
MUTUAL TONGUE-LICCING~!
SSMMMCCHHH
SMMMKKK
MMMWWCCHHH
SSMMAAAKKK
CHEEK-LICC
LIPSUCC
MMMWCCHH
MMCCHH
MMMMCH
SMMMMOOOCCHHH~!
BREAKAWAY~!
DEEP PANTING~]
[DES: SHOULDER-LEAN~]
DES: You should make a kissing booth business~
[BEA: BEDROOM-EYED LOOK-DOWN~]
BEA: Would you rate it 5 stars~?
DES: ...I'll need another kiss to nail down my opinion~
BEA: Ohohohhhohh, Dessie~!
BEA: I luv you, Bea~
[BEA & DES: LESBO-MAKEOUT~!]
[MASSAGE PARLOUR: STILL FILLED WITH GOLDEN FECALFUMED AIR~!]
THE END~",
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