*Eyyy Smoogy! I took a solo camping trip, that's why I've been outta touch. The weather got real springlike so I took off for a spot way back on my cousins land; super isolated and near a small lake.
We used to have an old caravan on the spot but it got TRASHED a few years ago by a falling tree + storm so now it's just a clear spot in the forest to set up a tent and fire. I love going there, it's quiet and private and once I get there I don't do shit except for self-love baby!

Hahah so got my tent set up quick. Didn't take any electronics with me just booze and lube so the whole time I was either sleeping, swimming, drinking beer or jerking off, it was fantastic. I'd wake up near noon when it got hot, nekkid and sweaty in an old smelly sleeping bag and I'd just swim in those odours and feels... love being hot and sweaty and lazy. Grab my chubby dick and give it some lovin' squeezes to get up to full mast and then I'd have a long, slow lesiurely jerk sesh. Run my hands up and down my monkey gooning chubby body, gathering up that stinky sweatiness and rubbing it all up in my nussies, mmmm! Get all worked up in the hot tent and just let myself get into an edged, sweaty mess, duck-lippin and ookin' at the wonderful pleasure all up and down my cock and tingling along my balls. So hot and sweaty those balls are just pendulous nads all sheened in sweat and hair and low-hanging, mmmm! If I could I'd stick my nose all up in there and root around like a hog.
Wait for that delicious knot in the stomach that feels like a put-off orgasm and then pull back before the peak and keep going!

After a couple of hours of gooning out I'd be a sweaty musky hairy monkeeboi mess! I'd also drink tonnes of water and beer so that my bladder gets super full to bursting, after holding that awhile I'd get so worked up I'd just lay back an piss all over myself, letting that hot salty piss nectar splash all up my belly and chest, soaking my hair down, getting a few jets right up to my mouth so it splashes over the lips and face, mmmmmm.
It works for me 'cause while I like porn pics/vids, I'm geared to Theatre of the Mind. Let my mind wander and imagine all sorts of shit... ohh two big burly bears, and they want me to wear this chastity cage while they work me over all night with their cocks and tongues and hands? Fuck yaaaah guys, lemme put that cage on and then I'll worship you all up and down you big hairy gorillas mmmmm.

Take a break, eat, snooze, wake up and repeat until unconscious! I gotta admit I came each day, couldn't edge it for multiple days when I had soooo much time and space to myself to just ignore everything else but some self-luuuuuv.
I reek in the best way. Sleeping bag is still i the back of the truck, I'm letting that thing stew in mah stank for next time.

And yah I am so into black guys. I've always been equal-opportunity gay, no comers refused, but after getting into gooning I also got into those hypno vids for Jack of Spades (and for worshipping Asian gods) so after a lot of reps.. yah I'm down on my knees for my darker toned bros who need attention or relief with my mouth/hands/butthole. No regrets!
Like this story: https://web.archive.org/web/20210805013018/http://nickynoxville.com/stories/push-prologue

And you went through my favs! Awww I'm flattered! It's pretty much all dongs, you got that right, I am a fag monkeeboi through an through. Pussies are nice though! Nothing against gals, and if the right one with a dommy attitude came by I'd let 'em have their way but I'm mostly for the dudes. Vaj-jay-jays are neat tho and I do have a super soft spot for cuntboys... an extra pleasure hole + new ways to jerk it!
AND RELATED to pussies and himbos, big bitch tits! Mmmmm a bustyboy is damn sexy.
https://wipsfunhouse.blogspot.com/2022/12/bitch-tits.html?zx=712687d8787cdf37

So happy to see your smutty thoughts as always Smoogs, love ya and keep it up!*

ayyyyyy dere, monkee~!

oh dats ok, dats NICE u had fun lil campin trip wit urself~!

ohhhh da weather's been gettin WARMER, n i fuggin LUV me sum WARM WEATHER, it means I'll get tah have a MUCH SWEADIER TIME MEATBEATIN...which i WHOLEHEARTEDLY ADORE n PREFER!

oh WOW, dats COO dat ur cuz got land, n it's even NICER dat he'd let ya CAMP ova dere! n it's ALONE n by da LAKE, i see u wanted sum PURE SOLITUDE!

ohhhh, im SORRY tah HEAR bout ur CARAVAN! yeeh, at least u kno got a space tah LITERARELY SET UP CAMP! ohhh, i can DEFINITELY SEE WHY u LUV goin dere--AWAY from CIVILIZATION, COMPLETE PRIVACY, UTTER SOLITUDE, da CALMIN SCENERY o NATURE, n da METE FACTOR o bein OUT in da WILD--its jus ONE, MASSIVE GOONERTRIGGER~!

ohhh, dat is SO NICE tah hear dat a CHUBBY MONKEE like U wuz havin SO MUCH FUN out dere! FUGGGGGG, u DESCRIBIN how u were NEKKID, SWEADY n LAZY, all COUPED UP INSIDE a TIGHT ENCLOSED SPACE, LEAVIN NOWHERE to dat HOTASS AIR tah ESCAPE, HOTBOXIN inside dat TENT, all while MASTURBATIN, gettin dat MANLY MONKEEBOD STANKY, is gettin me SOOOOO FUGGIN HARD~!

da SENSATION o bein TRULY FREE tah DO as u PLEASE musta felt HEAVENLY, bein outside wit da GENTLE BREEZE brushin gainst ur body, n while in dat tent u make u body JUICE ITSELF o its sweat, EVERY SINGLE BODYHAIR EMBEDDED in ur aroma, ur flesh BURIED undaneath a LAYER o BUILT-UP GOONERGRIME, ur feet DURTY from ROAMIN da GRASS n SOIL all BARE, ur nose TAINTED wit DA MONKEESTANK PAINTED onto n inside it, ur CHUBBY CAUCASIAN CAWK n CUMBALLS gettin its PROPER TREATMENT, TRULY SATISFYIN da GOONER PROPHECY u were SUPPOSED tah FULFILL, AWASHIN dem NAWTYBITS in deir OWN SEMEN, only KEEPIN da SPERM to da RIGHT MOMENTS as u CONTINUE EDGIN URSELF, dat dick BUKKAKE'n em in SPLURGED SEMEN as da SPERM gets CUCKLOCKED from its URETHRAL EXIT n gets BANISHED BACK into ur BEEFY BALLS, wit dem QUIVERIN, TWITCHY BLUEBALLED NUTS jus DRIZZLESIN wit SWEAT as it ENCOMPASSES ova it's HAIRY, SAGGY SACK, UNDOUBTEDLY lettin dem NATURAL NECTARS RUNNNNNN down onto ur TAINT, into da CREVICES o ur MASSIVE SWAMP dat has INFESTED within da CRACK o dat JUNGLE ASS, ur face WARPIN n CONTORTIN as a RESULT o becoomin OOKTARDED, APPROPRIATELY MOANIN N GRUNTIN N OOKIN PROFUSELY n as LOUDLY AS U WANT WITOUT any FEAR nor RRALIZATION o NEITHA POTENTIAL REPERCUSSIONS NOR RIDICULE, FULLY ABLE N CAPABLE o INDULGIN in ur HIDDEN SHAMELESS SIDE, ur TRUE SELF--a DEPRAVED, DUMBASS, MONKEEBATOR FAGBOI~ i bet u CRIED ALOUD dat ur a "FAGGOT" n SAID muh NAME PLENTY o TIMES while u SLAVED ur LAZY LABOR tah ur BATE-ABLE MASTERMEAT, didn't u, monkee~?

MMMMMMMMPPHHH, i bet u were a TIRED, STANKY, GAY, FAT OOKIEOOK afta an ELIGHTENIN SESH~ i kno u were HAPPY tah NOT NEEDTA take BATHS RIGHT AFTA STANKIN URSELF UP, ONLY SELFISHLY DOIN IT when u FEEL LIKE takin a SKINNY DIP, PURIFYIN da WATER wit ur GOONERGREASES which had PERVADED ova ur body, LEAVIN U wit da MOIST SCENT o da LAKE AFTWARDS, CONSIDERIN dat BODY o WATER as ur "BAR o SOAP"~

HOLY FUGGGGGGGGGGG, u were SPORTIN ur BODYWATER ALL OVA URSELF~? jus POURIN OUTTA DAT PENILE FOUNTAIN ur LIQUID DIET o H2O N BOOZE n lettin ALLLLL o dat BLADDERLIQUOR ANNOINT UR ENTIRE BODY in its GRACIOUS, GLISTENIN GOLD~? HHHHNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG, u REALLY r a FUGGIN MONKEEBOI~ u fuggin SLUT, u fuggin WHORE, u fuggin LOSER, TAKIN PISSYBATHS, COOLIN DOWN dat BODY HEAT wit dat NAUSEOUS-INDUCIN SMELLY URINE, EVEN DRINKIN DOWN like how MONKEES would WHOLEHEARTEDLY WUV n ACTUALLY DO~!

"THEATRE o da MIND", UNNNNFFFFFF, such a GREAT WAY o DESCRIBIN da BOUNDLESS POWA of a GOONERFAG'S INFINITE IMAGINATION~! n dats so GUD u GET OFF tah da COLORFUL SCENARIOS PAINTED onto ur BRAIN, GOONERGRAFFITIED GREYMATTA GIVIN GORGEOUS STIFFYSTROKIN SCENARIOS, such as, MMMMMMMPPHHH, TWO, HAYOOG, HAIRY DOMMY BEARCHUB GOONRILLAS GROPIN N SLURPIN N TONGIN N DICKIN BIG STOOPID MONKEEBOI while his SISSYFAGGOT BOIBITS r LOCKED UP is SOOOO CAYOOOT~ i bet u'd LUV tah be a SISSYSUBBY SOOOO BADLY, DONT U, u CHUBBYCHASIN FATASS~?

n dats such a PERFECT ROUTINE fo a MINDLESS GOONDRONE like URSELF~ AWWWWWWWWWW, its OK dat u COOMED EVERYDAY, i kno a BEIN OUT in da WILD made ya WROUGHT wit EXCESSIVE PRIMAL RAGE, da SMELL, SOUND n SIGHT o it all simply GOADIN U into DESTROYIN ur BRAINCELLS as HARD N as RELENTLESS AS U CAN, til u OOK LOUDLY as MONKEEMILK is FLUNG EVERYWHERE outta ur PISSED-ON DICK, it's only NATURAL tah DO SO in NATURE, OFC~

MMMMMMMMMPPPHH, THANKS to DESCRIBIN all o dat, monkee~! it REALLY MEANS A LOT dat ur WILLIN tagh OPEN UP IN DETAIL bout it FREAKY FAPPY STROKESESH OUT IN DA WILD, n i have a FEELIN dat u were PARTLY MOTIVATED by da MONKE-CUMVERSION i GAVE U thru muh BRAINBREAKAGE,  WASNT IT~?

n ME TOO, i HONESTLY DONT CARE WUT RACE U R, if ur FUN tah TALK TO n MINDRAPE, dats ALL dat MATTERS~ REGARDLESS, i jus ALWAYS LUV da RAUNCHYNESS o RACEPLAY, n FETISHIZATION o BLACK MEN wit BEEG, BLACK BONERDONGERS...DOESNT HELP dat da MAJORITY o u GOONERFAGS who LUV bein muh SUBS r CUTE, CHALKY-SKINNED CAUCASIANS...SPECIFICALLY CUTE, CHALKY-SKINNED, CHUBBYTUBBY CAUCASIANS~ n OOOOOHHHH, u LUV ur ASIAN DADDIES, HUH~? FUGGGG YEEEEEEEEEEEH MONKEE, GIVE INTO ur URGES, u SLUTTY SPADEJACKER~! n GUUUUD BOOOOIIII, ALSO WORSHIPIN ur EBONKY KINGS~ n dere SHOULDNT BE REGRETS, u were HELPIN OUT ur FELLOW HORNYBROS, like any GAYASS FAGGOT WOULD, MAKIN SURE deir PRIVATE PARTS r WORSHIPED by a WILLIN, WHOLESUM WHORETONGUE~ OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, a STORY bout sumone SUBMITTIN DEMSELVES befo da MIGHT o deir BEEG BLACK GODS~? THANK U SO MUCH fo da LINK, MONKEE~! imma DEFINITELY KEEP dis STORY in MIND, n READ IT ONCE i have da CHANCE~!

OFC i DID, i FUGGIN LUV DIGGIN THRU sum GOONERFAGS' FAVS n EXPLOITIN deir GOONERTRIGGERED MINDS EVERY CHANCE i GET~! n it SHOULD be DONGS, ur a FUGGIN GOONER! ALL U THINK ABOUT is COCK, DICK, PENIS, BALLS, NUTS, TESTICLES, COOM, SPLOOGE, SPERM, ALL o DAT is FURST PRIORITY in ur PORNROTTED MIND~! OOOHHH, i DONT MIND PUSSIES~! dey can be CUTE n SEXY n HOT AF TOO~! n SEE~? ur such a SUB, EVEN LETTIN WOMEN TAKE OVA U like da DUMB, FAT CHUBSUB U R~! but yeeh, JUS LIKE U, im MUCH MO into DUDES, n jus FOLKS wit COCKS n BALLS, NOWADAYS~ n i DONT MIND BONDIN wit da DUDES THRU DURTYTALKS n DICKRUBBIN~! n HELL YEEEEHHH, dem VAGINAS r MOS DEFINITELY a GREAT, EXTRA HOLE tah PLUG, FILL n LOOSEN UP, n CUNTBOYOS r PRETTY CAYOOT, SPECIALLY how deyre JUS LIKE WOMEN--EVEN WHILE DOMINANT, dey STILL needta be IMAPLED n POUNDED by CAWK, STILL SUBMISSIVE AS EVA tah da THROBBIN GOONPOLES, tah da IDEA o havin deir HOLES RAVAGED n SAVAGELY SPERMED, RUBBIN deir CUNNIES while gettin ANALIZED, SQUIRTIN OUTTA deir CUNNIES while get PUSSILIZED, or BETTA YET have deir EYEBALLS GO HAYWIRE n deir MIND GO NUMB as BOTH HOLES r gettin THRUSTED HARD n DEEP INTO, bein da GLORIFIED DOUBLE-ONAHOLES dey ALWAYS WERE, ALWAYS HAVE BEEN, n WILL ALWAYS BE~!

OOOOOOOOH FUGG YEEEEEEEHHHH, i ALREADY KNO ur BEEG FAN o MANTIDDIES, n SEEIN deez MEATHEADS wit PUFFY PECS is HAWT AF~! i KNO u WISH u would SLOBBER ur HUNGRY MONKEETONGUE cross deir BUFF CHESTS, RIDIN ur SLURPY-SLIMER in da CREASE TWEEN deir TIDDIES, tah ROLL IT IN CIRCLES around deir BREASTBEARD, POUNDIN ur CUTE LIPS on a PAIR o PUFFY NIPPLES n have ur BEEFY BARADADDY CARRESS his TITS as he "MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPHS" in PRIMAL, LUSTFUL, COCKTHROBBIN PLEASURE, feelin his PECS ANNOINTED in ur BUBBLY GOONERDROOL~ EVEN BETTA if dey were SWEADY, so u could SOAK UP da EXTRA FLAVOR o all dat LIQUID SALT from deir CHEST, SUCCIN on deir MANBREASTS tah LAP UP EVERY LAST DRIBBLE n DRIZZLE o SOAKIN-WET PEC-JUICE, wit ur LIPS n TONGUE APPROPRIATELY DECORATED wit deir STRAY PUBES, ur HEAD EMPTY n ur EYES STRICKEN wit NUTHIN but LUV fo ur BEEG-BREASTED BUSTYBRO, like a GUD TIDDYPLEASER~

MMMMMMMMMPH, FUGGGGGGGGGG, dat wuz so FUGGIN HOT tah READ n REPLY TO~! FUGGIN COCK jus BRIMMIN wit SO MUCH PRECOOM, muh PALMPUSSY is fuggin SALIVATED in dat STICCY SLOP, THANK U SO MUCH fo dis HAYOOG, HUMONGOUS, GINORMOUS, GARGANTUAN WALL o such YUMMY, VIVID, EXPLICIT, UNDEIBABLY-HOMOSEXUAL GOONERTEXT~ im SO FUGGIN GLAD tah have SUMONE whos as INDULGANT n LONGWINDED as ME when it CUMS tah WUTEVA IT IS deir DICK HEAVILY n ADDICKTIVELY n CONSTANTLY CHUBS TO~

n SAAAAAAAMMMMMEEE, i'll ALWAYS ENJOY WUTEVA IT IS u TELL me, monkee~ u TRULY R a GOONANIMAL, THINKIN PROMINENTLY wit ur PLUMP, PULSATIN, PRIMATE PENIS, PLEASIN dat COCONUT-SPEWIN BANANA n GIVIN INTO ur DEEP-SEATED URGES~! n MMMMMMMMPH, i LUV U TOO, cutie~ u KEEP UP da FAGGOTRY, as well~!