The days after the last ones got better and better the longer I've been with Ren. And he's been so good to me, these past several days~

We were walking down the brick pathway that trailed across the park. Such a great time we were having, just watching everyone having their significant other, doing fun things--like smooching, having a picnic, holding hands...oh, just like uuuusssssss~

I felt Ren squeezing my hand little. Awwwwww, I'm so glad he was getting more comfortable doing cutesy things outside with me.

I decided to slowly squeeze his hand over and over, just in case he was nervous~

Ohhhhhhhh, Rennnnnnnnn...I can't have enough of my darling Ren~

Haaaaaaahhhh~

I sighed loudly, leaning my head all...all idiotically~ I haven't stopped smiling since we got out the bush~

"What's wrong?" Ren asked me.

Nothing's wrong, Ren. Just enjoying our time together~ Are you enjoying our time together?

As I asked that, my eyes on him, droopy and luvey-looking, settled right on the tiny doggy~ Even if he was tiny, he was still my big, strong, handsome hunk of a manly man~

But he looked a little afraid, his pink eyes flying all over the place, wondering who was looking. But I guess he wasn't too scared...because after all, he was still holding my hand~

"Why uh...y-yes! Yes, of course! You ask such scatterbrained questions."

Daaah, I LOVE being your scatterbrain~

"Mmm-hmm, e-eediot," my mean, ol' chihuahua was blushycheeked, trying to ignore his happy thoughts about me. I'm sorry, Ren....but I wanted to be mean right back. And what I meant by being 'mean' was to make his heart throb so much that he could care less of what others think, and set those wonderful sights all on me~

I spoke up again--

I LOVE being your idiot, too~ You know what I also LOVE~? Being your 'little kitty,' your favorite friend...your HANDHOLDER~

I couldn't help but snicker, probably because I was too happy...I was biting my tongue out of pure jubilance~--

"ALRIGHT! E-enough, Steempy...that's quite enough." Ren was looking SOOOOOOOO INCREDIBLY flustered~ His palm was sweating on mine...I could see him covered in that big p-word...what was it again? Oh yeah, perspiration~

"A-and your favorite friend? I thought I was your boyfriend! Oh--!" Ren smacked a hand over his mouth, looking so shocked and embarrassed that he was becoming more open about our relationship~

And yes, Yes, YESSSSSSSSS, I am your BOYFRIEND, sweetie~! My tiny ears heard my heart pounding inside my plus-sized body, I wanted to see him break away from his shyness and throw his unconditional love to me~ Gossssssh, I wanted MORE from him~

I got close to him, and said--

Can I whisper the rest to you?

He groaned; that must mean 'YESSSSS~'

Oh joooyyyyyyyy, why are you so hot, Ren? Why do you make my heart like this? I love watching your face glow so red, your lips looking all sway-y and lazy, and I love seeing your shoulders heightened, your body stiffening from being embarrassed about being with me, and those ears...those long ears telling me your true mood from it all~

I brought my lips towards his ear, and began to whisper.

And I love, the way you blush.

Ren's cheeks grew hotter. I whispered again--

I also love the way you look at me....

Ren was breaking a BIG sweat. I couldn't stop whispering--

...The way you make me want to hold you--

OOOHH...Ren swallowed. I wouldn't stop whispering--

Kiss you...

The dog nervously licked his own nose. WOW, I'm making him act up...yup, I shouldn't stop the whispering--

Feed you...

"MmmmMMMmmmph~" the chihuahua started squirming fervently. Mmmmmppphhh....good boy~ Keep squirming, and I'll keep whispering, like right now--

...DRINK from you~

"D-drink from....ME?" Ren asked. Look at him trembling in place so much~ Funny how he didn't know the answer to his own question. I happily did it for him--

Well how come you're doin' the peepee dance, Ren?

Ren was indeed squirming, his knees buckling. Awwwww, cute peepee dance, cute peepee dance~

"O-oh yeah, you're right about that." I watched him look around for any restrooms. I joined him on his search...then I uttered--

There's one!

I pointed at a restroom, being a helpful boyfriend. My chihuahua looked--

"But there's a GIANT LINE of lummoxes in front of iiiiit...!"

Oh yeah, silly, stupid me!

"DAMMEET," he said through his teeth. "Don't think that I-I can make it...must f-find somewhere to PISS...!"

So then I said--

Oh p'shaw, silly!

"Oh no, not--"

I pulled out a bucket for him.

"Oh, okay," Ren sighed.

I'm glad to be so helpful~ I then took out a golden fire hydrant hat, just to make him comfortable.

I could see him beginning to realize what was going on. I knew I could make him feel at ease with me~ 

I put on the hat, then jumped inside of the bucket. The fireman role play we usually partook would do the trick--

"STEEMPY!" Ren slapped his own mouth, nervous. "How m-many times do I have to tell you? S-stop this instant or I'm going back h-home and I w-won't let you in...!" he shouted much more quietly.

He looked so scared, but I knew there weren't any other restrooms around. Besides, it would get messy, peeing everywhere. Nobody would like to step into some parkgoer's urine, so it was my duty to be respectful to everyone else and let my big man pee in a contained spot. And I would let him unload into my mouth, not only to reduce the mess...but also because I love the taste~

Ren grunted, raising a foot, clencing his spreading his toes over and over, anxiously cupping his nawtybits. Awwwwwww, it was too sweet watching him try to hold back his load, which his penis was simply begging to spit out!

Spill it, buddy! It's okay...I know you can't hold it in, it feels terrible to hold it in! I wanted him to not be in such an embarrassing predicament...I could tell he wanted to pee in the bucket and give me a drink, so I gave him some encouragement--

But Ren, you said you needed to go to the bathroom! Can I help out? Pretty pleeeaase?

Ren pointed. "...I-I can just go over to that bush right th--"

But you CAN'T! The SIGN said so!

"DAMN that sign--"

I saw Ren zipped towards the bush, kinda like the birdy that went "Meep meep"...then I blinked and saw him braking his feet in front of me.

"Steempy?! How d'you get over her--"

I meep meep sometimes, too. Anyway, I started whining--

Reeeeeen! Oh c'moooooon! PLEASE don't be a bad doggy on your birthday! Here, lemme put this bucket so where people can least see you!

I'm a good boy for Ren. I wouldn't let him ruin his day by peeing this way and that. I started bouncing my bucket around the bush...oh wow, the same bush Ren kissed me a moment ag--

"Steempy! QUIT IT! Quit it, I say!"

But whhhhhhhyyyyy, Ren? Don't make a mess three feet wide...make a mess a foot tall, inside this bucket~

I saw him put his hands up, shushing me, while he looked around at everyone.

"U-uh...Now, now...c'mon, man...uh, let's n-not escalate this...t-they're...watchi--"

But you are my king!

I didn't know why I blurted that out. But it made sense--Ren IS my MAJESTY~

I swore a saw a teensy, tiny smile when my boyfriend sighed~

I don't want my king uncomfortable!

I called him that again. I loved calling him high andighty names because he deserved it. And also, to let him know I would do anything to make it right for him, like him having the need to urinate. He shouldn't wait too long....I spoke up again--

I don't want you to suffer any longer than you have! I promise I'll be good. I'll be a good fire hydrant!

Oh no--Ren looked like he was about to die of embarrassment, but he was hopping from one leg to the other. I will not let you wet yourself on your birthday. Let loose on me, I deserve it for being an idiot, all those days where I made you miserable. Humiliate me instead, Ren. Drain your karma all over me, I want them to look at me instead of you, I won't let them embarrass you.

Then, Ren looked up at the sky with a defeated sigh. "Why have Thou foresaken me?" he softly whined. "HNNNNNNNNNGGGGG~"

His toes clenched. Ohhhh, his cute feet~

SMOKCHSMOOCHSMOOCHSMOOOCH--

I pounced on his handsome doggyfeets with lotsa kisses~ I wanted him to feel comfortable, I wanted him to feel like a god...to use me as his pee-rag, his toilet. I couldn't bear to see him so nervous, I had to make him happy...he LUVED kisses, so that was what I was giving him~

My heart was throbbing in my ears. I couldn't contain it in me any longer to confess how much I cared for him. He was the best living being who ever lived...I...I...I COULD NOT GO SILENT ABOUT IT ANY LONGER--

Forgive me, Ren! I love you TOO MUCH! I CAN'T STOP LOVING YOU! I'm a BIG, DUMB, SELFISH IDIOT! I COULDN'T KEEP YOUR SECRET! I BROKE MY PROMISE! I'm USELESS! PLEEEEAAASE FORGIVE MEEEEE!

My eyes were so wet...I couldn't believe I just spilt it all out for everyone to know. Who woulda known that I, the cat, brought it cat outta the bag? Ohhhhhh, I'm so stupid, I'm so stupid, I'm so stupid, I'm so stu-piiiiiiiiiddddddd....

Gossshhhh...what to do...what could I do....I could...I could....all I could do now....was to...was to...appease Ren's physical needs. 

I pecked his crotch with my lips. My eyes were glistening as I looked up at him, and plead--

Pul-leeease? Lemme help you?

"Mmmmmph~"

C'mon Ren! It'll be quick!

I snorted loudly as more tears squicked out of my purple lids. I had to let Ren know that I'll forever be his support--

I'm here now, see? I'm here now!

I went ahead gave him several more pecks, feeling his member slowly emerging towards me...

"OOOOOOOHHHH~ STEEMPY, STOP!"

NO! I CAN'T! I'M SO HYPERFOCUSED ON YOU, THAT MY SOFT, WHITE LIPS WON'T STOP! My lips existed for a reason-- to SERVE YOU! Mmmmmmphh, I enjoyed the feeling of my puckered pair giving him a massive amount of his kisses on his member, hands holding his waist, my eyes closed in deep concetration....

Must...kiss...MORE...

Must...kiss...HARDER...

Must...show him LUV~

SMACKSMOOCHSMCKSMUCHSMAKKSMOOOCHSMMCKSMUUCH~

But through all my pecking, my ears perked up.

It was that moment where I knew.

I knew I failed to prevent what I didn't want happen.

They spoke ill of Ren Hoek....

...

Just like he feared, several people started speaking up.

"Say, that's awfully disgusting!"

"People like you make me sick!"

"EWWWWW, what is that cat doing to that rat?!"

"Um...ELSEWHERE, guys?"

"Couldn't you do this in the dumpster, where you guys belong?"

"Ha, GAAAAAAAYYY!"

"I'm glad I'm not this patheti--"

"ENOOOOUUGGGH!" 

Ren glared, but that was until he heard that scream.

It wasn't him who yelled that--he looked no further than the once-jovial cat standing next to him, nearly pissing on the spot as he saw Stimpy BRIMMING with raw rage!

"YOU ALL BE QUIET!" the manx yelled, eyes enraged. "I'M HERE FOR MY FRIEND, REN! I WILL ALWAYS BE THERE FOR HIM, YOU HEAR ME?! ALWAYS! AND WHY ARE YOU ALL SO INCONSIDERATE?! WOULD ANY OF YOU DRINK YOUR FRIEND'S URINE INSIDE A BUCKET JUST SO HE WON'T LEAVE A MESS ON PUBLIC PROPERTY? BEHIND A BUSH, TO BE COURTEOUS TO YOU ALL? HUH?!" Things went completely silent in the park--

"AND HE'S NOT A MOSQUITO, AND HE'S NOT A RAT, HE'S A CHIHUAHUA, FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD! A CHEE-WA-WA! HAVE SOME RESPECT, WILL YA?!" 
Stimpy seemed like an entirely different beast, now. He was heaving hard, nostrils flared, fur raised, his heightened shoulders looking broad, with his fists clenched, and the demented look in his eyes was all too familiar for the chihuahua who looked at his own, morbid face in the mirror every morning.

Then, the chubby cat felt a hand brush his head, which made him reflexively stand up straight and in turn caused the scrawny hand on him to flinch away...then the trembling hand went back to carefully stroke his fur, the skinny fingers meticulously massaging his head.

As his fur relaxed, Stimpy couldn't help but smile stupidly, his tongue slipping out, eyes half-lidded as he purred from the sensation~ Then, the feline turned towards the dog, avoiding eye contact for a moment before raising his head to look at Ren, who, albeit very shaky, was giving him the calmest I-still-need-to-really-fucking-piss face he could possibly muster for the time being.

Even if he didn't have the need to urinate, Ren would probably still tremble from Stimpy's massive outburst, although it wasn't directed at him! And yet, he would still support his friend, in spite of it all~

"Ren?," Stimpy spoke, his voice returning to that kind splendor, his smile having been distorted into an innocent frown, with his eyes wet with tears. "I'm terribly sorry. I...I don't know what came over me...you shouldn't have saw me behave like that," he kept his gaze down as he stepped back inside the bucket, kneeling as he sniffled loudly, rubbing away tears.

Awwwwww~ Ren wanted to continue holding in his piss, pick up his friend, and run back home~!

Soon, Stimpy's glossy eyes rose back to his one and only love, and this time, with a twinkle in his stare. "Ren, you told me you could get kidney stones at your age."

It amused Ren of how dignified and intimate his friend sounded, now. Stimpy massaged his hips with his thumbs. "Don't hold it in, Ren. You can use me as your toilet~" Stimpy's voice further eased into its usual cheerfulness. The cat then grasped Ren's hands gracefully, softly squeezing them. Stimpy's frown turned into a hopeful, enthusiastic smile.

Ren began smiling. There you are; you ol', dopey Steempy. you~

"It's okay, Ren. You don't have to worry, I'm here now~"

Gosh, if the world could be blocked out, it would be by the indistinguishable warmth Ren was feeling deep inside his squirming self. And the world definitely was blocked out, right now. And the warmth wasn't radiating from his aching penis, but rather his aching heart~

"OOOOUUGH," Ren exhaled loudly, with a silly, desperate smile on his face as he let go of Stimpy's hands, reaching his palms out on either side, clawing at the air as he was nervously sweating, his brow scrunched as he stared down at the helpful cat, who's nose was already huffing at his erect, throbbing penis~ It was a wonder how he was still holding in his piss! "C'mon y-you...EEDIOT~ Open your mouth."

"Gladly~ Ahhhhhhh~" Steempy extended his maw WIDE, his THICC, WET TONGUE simply ROLLED OUT like a long carpet, DRIPPING with spittle, TEEMING with STEAM, his tongue BRUSHING Ren's tip partway through the uncurling, making a sharp gasp jump out of the dog's throat~ Ren's big ears easily picked up the LOUD, WET BREATHS Stimpy gave out, his breath tickling his tucked-in crotch, making his skinny, inner thighs DAMP with moisture~

God, did that NEVER NOT looked nor felt so SMEXY~ Ren tilted his head, hissing, blowing out tight moans and groans through his teeth, looking intensely at his boyfriend.

"OOOHHHHH~" Ren blew out, brushing the hair strands on Stimpy's head slowly.

Stimpy rubbed his hip in response. "Relax, Ren," he said. With his mouth still open, and his tongue remaining extended.

"AAUUUGGGHHH~" I am SO relaxed, Steempy. Thank you~

"Unload, Ren~"

O-okay, baby--"AIIIIIIIYYYYYY DIOS MIO, FFFUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUUAAAAAAAWWWWK~"

PSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsssSSSSSSSSSSSHHLSSRRRKKLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS~

"HoooOOOOOOUUUGH GAAAAAHHHHHD, YEEEAAAAAAAAHHHH~" Ren's eyelids twitched as his eyes were rolled up, ears standing straight up, shoulders raised, his small asscheeks were as tight as they could possibly be as he stood on his trembling tippytoes, gripping Stimpy's head gently, thumbs roughly carressing the manx's tiny ears as he spilled his liquid gold directly into his wet pussy's throat, feeling the weight in his hips lighten with every second, the stimulation of his urethra being stroked by an ongoing, FINALLY-LIBERATED stream of urine made his skin crawl and had him bare his teeth, his dickhead jerking deep inside that feline maw everytime he was hit by a sharp, sudden spike of urinary stimulus~

"HMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPHHHHH~" Ren licked his lips, his chilling spine making him toe-clench intermittently, with the sensation that rapid stream of liquid waste, while his dickhead, which sat in the steamy warmth of Stimpy's musty breath, was making him pigeon-toed throughout it all.

Finally, the dog stood on his long soles again, pounding long, hard breaths out of his red nose, his eyes closed as he kept pissing. However, before long, Stimpy went forward, and VEEEERRRY SLLOOOWWWWLLY, placed his gentle lips around the tip of Ren's pissy dick.

"OOHHH! HOOOOOOUUUUUUUHHH~" Ren rose back on his tippytoes the moment he felt that~ Now, his hips couldn't stop jutting forward, remaining on the balls of his feet, his face alternating between an o-face and a tight grimace, all while moaning and hissing loudly. "AAAAAAaaaaHHHAAAAAAaaaaaaaahhhh~," he let out softly, slowly thrusting in and out of Stimpy's lips.

"MMMMMMMMMM~" Stimpy's voice vibrated on his cock. And the pussy's voice was rather low, so his bassy growl massaged Ren's glans with a buzzy vibrate.

"OOOOGGGGHHHH, FUUUUUCCCCCCKKKK~ OHHHH YEEEAAAAHHHH~" the twitchy dog said, sweating from shaking in place so hard, his red eyelids squinting tight. "GUD BOI~ GUD, STUPEED, LEETLE KITTY~ D-DRINK MY WASTE, YOU PUTRID TOILET~ I'M GOING TO PHATTEN YOU WITH PISS~"

"Mmm-HMMMMMM~" Stimpy's voice vibrated on Ren's erect dickhead, drinking up that yummy, penile drink~ Soon, Ren's weasel ran out of mellow yellow, and Stimpy took one last GULP, then "AAAAHHH~"d LOUDLY, revealing his STEAMY, PISS-STANKING MAW to the dog. Stimpy was now giving Ren's dickhead gentle squeezes, letting out the last droplets of urine onto his piss-streaked tongue~

Ren held the side of his head, face blushing with HEAVY RELIEF as he unleashed a LOUD "HAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH~"

Wow...that felt...WHEW, that actually happened!

That was that. Ren was done urinating, and Stimpy was finished drinking, and the two would now be reviled by the public for the frisky, public pervert freaks they were and will be for a LOOOOOOOONNNNG time.

And that was okay.

All along, it seemed that Ren LUVED being a DISGUSTING DEVIANT in public; he never felt SO ALIVE, so PURPOSEFUL in his little livelyhood, and what made it all the more perfect, was that he was doing such obscenities with his favorite friend~

It was only fitting to do the unspeakable with someone whom you know will still be there for you the whole way~ As for Stimpy, the manx was enamored by how much his buddy became boundlessly more comfortable to finally not keep their love a secret, all those months of pleading for him to publicly embrace his homosexuality, to be the sweet doggy he truly is, being a man's MAN...just gosh, was Stimpy's heart aching so mercilessly hard in his ears, at thiss moment~

"How's that Ren?" SLLRRRRRRRRRRRRRP~! He lapped his own, drippy maw. UUUUUUURRRPP~ Stimpy belched. "Did I do good~?" he circled a finger around Ren's slightly-pudgy belly, sitting Ren's cock atop his head.

Ren giggled, giving his boyfriend a few, good penis-plaps on his head. Then, he helped Stimpy to his feet like a gentleman, guiding him out of the bucket. This time, he didn't bother to release the feline's hands.

As they stood, Ren & Stimpy touched foreheads again. The dog didn't even give a fuck that his doggybone was long and prominent, thumping underneath Stimpy's tiny boibits, and his pink dickhead humping the underside of Stimpy's phat bootycheeks right at this very moment.

"With flying colors, Steempy~" Ren watched as Stimpy's eyes bloomed, and his smile grew wider.

"AWWWWWW~" The people cooed.

"Ya see, Ren?" the chihuahua smelt his own urine flung back out from Stimpy's mouth as the cat held his own hands, his smile brimming with excess glee. "They understand, now. It's okay to show people that we love each other~"

Ren noticed something--they were not actually looking at them--instead, they were all admiring a butterfly crawling out of its cacoon.

"Yep, indeed they are, buddy. Uh...let's head the hell back home!" Ren quickly spat out.

"But what about the tree--" Stimpy's wrist was yanked forth by Ren, who was hightailing them out of the park.

"We'll play our 'tree' games back home."

FLASH!

Lightning struck, and suddenly, everything was dark--the sky was blanketed in thick clouds, and torrential downpour rushed down on them.