*Do you wanna talk dirty with me? OwO😏*

yeeh, bet u like dat, huh? makin ur genitals throb n leak, masturbatin to da thought o da dank, dookie delight dat sails outta ur winkin anus, da thought o it causin immense pressure befo da release, da turd-end crownin da stretched anus, befo it jus SQUICKs itself out, da girthy smellysnake cummin out ur throbbin shithole like a thicc rope o cum shot out a throbbin cawk

*hehe I know you dont RP, but it would be my pleasure if you and I could try.
you seem like you would be very good at it. 0w0*

nah, its jus much easier fo me tuh dirty talk n shit.
we could jus ramble our horny thoughts away on characters we'd luv tuh see squander in poop, like yoshi or bowser, or whoever.

*Oki

Lets talk about Yoshi :3*

i bet u yoshi's very intolerant tuh eatin dem fruits on his island, at first embarrassed by his endowed loads, til he soon began tuh like it~ i mean, why wouldnt u? da size, its sheen, murky texture, potent smell...such filth is so taboo in its nature dat its so very intriguin...it gets very hard tuh concetrate when even ur boner has an affinity fo it! once he started tastin it....chewin it....GULPIN it--dats when his coprophilic tendencies truly rooted demselves deep in his mind~! u kno a sickminded bastard like him would shit out a loooong turd, den turn around n proceed tuh extend dat long tongue out, tucked between da ground n shit, only tuh flick da load directly into his throat, gaggin on it, luvin da act o gettin dominated by his own waste produced from his huge teapot ass, jackin himself off wit shitcaked hands, da smelly clay simply runnin tween his fingers as shittyspittle rushes out from da slides o his hungry maw~!

*Ahhh more 😍😍😍😍*

u want mo, huh? bet ur so hard right now, elated wit da thought o playin wit smelly, brown toiletfood~

scatfaggot yoshi's simply lost in it, his useless mind fucked itself off da moment he defecated, his dingleberried bussy burpin PHHHHBBBBBTs like raspberries as he wolfs down his scat like da good turdwhore he is, lettin it stack in his belly as he rubs himself in dat chocolate bootymud, long tongue liccin cross his rows o doo-doo brown teeth, da bitter taste bein so immensely satisfyin~ his hawt, stanky badbreath gettin so steamy from da smelly self-indulgin, luvin how his once-clean body is now caked in intestinal sewage, n rightfully so~ he has never felt so GUUUD before, his body constantly shakin from da ultra-taboo act hes dealt upon himself, admirin da different shades o brown scattered cross his body, his snoofers inhalin deep da rancid, pungent smell, further corruptin his train o thought as he spreads his legs n let his chubby ass vomit mo o dat ebony beauty outta himself. he can help but adore his own, big ass too. he used tuh not be so fond o his bottomheavy bod, but jus lookin at dose humungous defecations he pushes out, he cant help but worship his own ass~ he luvs smackin his cheeks, leavin cayoot, widdle blushin handprints on his green-n-white ass, smearin it in smelly booboo-sludge, gropin his chunky donkmeat hard, hissin as he fingerfucks his asshole wit each finger til all o em becum knuckle-deep in stinky waste, brushin em along his curvaceous rump, makin a bayootiful fingerpaintin wit his scatblessed ass, right befo goin back tuh spine-tinglin pleasure o rubbin his smelly hands on his sweaty dick n balls~

*What about his piss or what if I guck his hole? 0w0*

oh he fuckin LUVS his piss, too~ jus feelin da euphoric drainin from his hips tuh dick, sprayin dat liquid gold everywhere, lettin it splatter upon himself as he annoints his shitty body wit golden shower, da naseatin smell permeatin dat corrupt airs, its rotten salty taste sprayin across his tongue, an effective chaser fo his analtruffles, swallowin it tuh let it stew wit its numbah two counterpart, a soup o piss n shit swimmin in his needy tummy as he grabs his liquidated, pissgraced feces n replasters it upon himself, yankin his balls wit dem clammy-scatty hands~ he luvs pissin atop his shit, specially if its dark n hard, easily lettin him finally mush it down tuh poopoo butter, spreadin dark chocolate cross his delicate, boitoi frame~

as fo u....u undoubtedly performin vouyerism, u lil scat addict~ ur eyes bulgin, nose flarin, breath shaky as u palmfuck ur stiffythrobber fervently, sweaty balls crashin into da back o ur hand n ur steamy taint wit every succeedin penilepump, ur lustdrunken body cant help but violently tremble at da sight n hypnotic aroma o yoshi fecal matter n urine, watchin da scat's owner becummin a slave to his own excrement, steamy hawt selfsex jus callin fo a partner tuh come n join....n finally u do, surprisin da widdle fucker, til u slip ur lips onto his maw, n dig at his long tongue n rows o teeth wit ur frenchin taste-tester, lips immediately seated in a blend o bathroom fluids, jus as ur clean cawk smooches itself gainst da dinosaur's frottable shittypiss dick, da contact nearly makin u cum as ya edge it out like ur life depended on it, only lettin loose a thicc glob o precum befo finally partin ways wit each otha's stenchy moufs n steamy dicks, n yoshi immediately teases u wit his badonkadonk, thicc thighs riddled wit smeared handtrails o shit, da nasty brown gunk chaotically layered cross da vista o bubbalicious cheeks, all dat dumptruck meat directly beneath dem voluminous boibits throbbin befo u, n his smexy face givin u dem bedroom eyes nearly makes u faint~! its wut u always wanted~ finally, u aim ur smeared, droolin dickskull directly at his dirty ass, n shove ur coprophilic rectal-wrecker directly into da faggot's bussy~!

*so, I wanna poop on Yoshi's nose. OwO*

bet u wanna smooch ur sweaty, winkyhole upon his shitgreased snoofer n strain urself as u let ur asshole SQUELCH out a big pile on top like whipped cream, huh?

*yeah. then my poop would wiggle down his nostrils. UwU*

he'll definitely do dat! dat widdle dinosaur bitch will drown his nasal tunnels in bootysludge, lettin da stench pierce his mind, his dick throbbin semen like crazy as he gets high offa ur waste's potent stench, n den SNNRRRRRRRRRRRRF it hard til he drains it down into his mouf, n den extend his smellyass tongue fo u, completely tinted brown, showin ur spittle-riddled ass-mud hangin off his rimjobber, tuh show u how much of a gudass scatslave he is tuh u~

*Hmmm, what if I climb into his butthole and covers myself in his diarrhea? OwO*

mmmmmph, so u want dat phat teapot ass tuh gobble u up, usin u as his personal asscork, willingly bein used as his livin dildo like dis:

https://www.furaffinity.net/view/42731090/

*yeah OwO*

face all mushed inside, covered in da soupy mass which is his diarrhea, ur nose inhalin da shitchowder, ur throat gulpin chunks o ur meal, ready tuh embrace his rectum mercilessly ejectin its creamy chocolate upon u, devourin ur head whole within his smelly load~

*do you like zoophilia.....as of animal poop?*

of course! would luv tuh jus get muh big black cock vored ballsdeep by da stinky maw of a big black horseanus, fuckin dat fartbelchin backdoor mercilessly as i let it shid a second layer o brown all over muh chocolatecawk, jus like dis :

https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1763028
https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1763029

*Hehehe :3*