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I don't even make out with my fleshlights like that (although I should, one day~...)\n\n...\n\n...\n\n...\n\n...\n\n...\n\nLook at this Labubu's feet~\n\nSo slender...\n\nsmall...\n\nsoft...\n\nsteamy...\n\nsexy~\n\nUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNFFFFF, my dick is so rockhard, right now~\n\nHow bad would it be, to worship a Labubu's feet~?\n\nHow hot would it be, to worship THIS Labubu's feet~?\n\n...Just realized I'm already on my knees, ever so closer to those blessed feet~\n\nLook at them, the chocolately skin, with the contrasting golden undersole, and those nails, all black and shiny~....\n\n...My dick is so hard in my pants, right now~\n\nI'm geting closer...and my face is between those THICC plumes of footsteam~...\n\nSNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFTTTTTT~!\n\nHAAAAAAAAAAAAHH, Haaaaaaahhh, aaaaahhhh, aaaaahhhh~....\n\nMy heart is POUNDING so fast...\n\nI feel so lightheaded, being so rockhard from the sight and smell of my precious Labubu's feet~...\n\nThose beautiful BLACK feet~...\n\nThis Labubu...\n\nIs perfect~\n\nI must worship him...\n\nI must treat him...\n\n...As my god~\n\nRIGHT-FOOTSMOOCH~\n\nLEFT-FOOTSMOOCH~\n\nI luv you, my sweet, luvly Labubu SmooSmoo~\n\nDRIP...\n\nDROP~...!\n\nWhat the hell~?\n\nSomething dribbled into my hair...I hope it isn't another leak...\n\nGASP~!\n\nWHAT THE FUCK~????!?!?!!!!?!!!!!\n\nI just scurried back a bit--WHERE...WHERE DID THAT BULGE COME FROM~?????\n\nTHAT wasn't there before...\n\nLike that is a FULL-BLOWN BULGE, SHAPED like a BALLSACK...\n\n...and is that...\n\n...Is that a COCKPRINT, too~?????\n\nIT IS~!\n\nAND IT'S THROBBING~!!!!!!!!\n\nOhmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod, oh SHIT!\n\nFuck, fucccckkk...I...I-I don't how to feel!\n\nI'm very aroused by this...\n\nBut I'm also very scared~!\n\nAm....am I hallucinating~?\n\nAm I dreaming about Labubu's again~?\n\nDRIP...\n\nDROP....\n\nDRIZZLE...\n\nDRIBBLE~...!\n\n...There's a puzzle of precum growing between his feet~\n\n...Y'know what, fuck it...I don't care if I wake up out of this or not...because is one of the hottest fucking things ever~\n\nI'm glad I forgot to open the curtains today, because of what I'm about to do~....\n\nSTRIIIPPP~!\n\nThis is what my life has come to--\n\nI am standing before my 5-foot tall Labubu, butt naked, throbbing hard, staring at his steaming, handsome body~\n\nTHOOM~\n\nTHOOOMMM~\n\nTHOOOOOOMMM~\n\nTHOOOOOMMMMMMM~\n\n...What's that sound~?\n\nTHOOOOOMMMMM\n\nTHHHOOOOOMMMMM\n\nTHHHHOOOOOOOMMMMMM\n\nTHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM~\n\nOh god--that...t-that's HIS COCK making that sound~!\n\nI can feel those bassy booms shake underneath my feet, holy SHIT is that powerful~!\n\nAnd his junk is so...ABSURDLY HYOOMONGOUS compared to mine...and I'm so hard about being so small and pathetic, comapred to my godly STUD of a Labubu~!\n\nI'm on my knees again, and HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGHHHFFFFFFFFFFFF, the sensatiopn of his precum underneath my dick just made me squirt my precum~! Almost thought I came early, goddamn, this is way too gud~\n\nJust placed my palms against his soft thighs...my face is right at eye-level to his big, scary, intimidating bulge...\n\nIf only it weren't a bulge~\n\nFACE-NUZZLE~!\n\nSNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFTTSSSSNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT~!\n\n\"it AINT JUS a BULGE, yknow~...\"\n\nMy heart STOPPED~\n\nAnd I just realized--he might not be JUST a Labubu...\n\nOr...\n\nOr maybe he's NOT a Labubu AT ALL...\n\nMaybe something more...\n\nAnd as I slowly look up, only to see him RIGHT AT ME, with those BIG, SCARY RED EYES of his, and his thick lips curled into a smile, I realize that my suspicions were exactly right~\n\n\"KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK~\"",
  "description_bbcode_parsed": "<span style='word-wrap: break-word;'>jus TESTIN OUT an UPDATED ART STYLE imma be USIN from NOW ON on dis SILLY SKETCH!<br /><br />ALSO WHIPPED UP a QUICK SHORTSTORY fo u LOSURGOONURS tah READ n FAP tah, HOPE u SMOOGSLAVES ENJOY~<br /><br />---<br /><br />Well, given the metropolis of boxes I have now, I&#039;ve been wanting a rare Labubu for quite a long time...but I don&#039;t remember ever getting a new order of these...<br /><br />Wait, what the fuck? This is their new figure? &quot;Life-Sized Labubu SmooSmoo, the Exclusive&quot;? ...You know what, whoever mistakenly dropped this off here, tough luck, &#039;cuz this is a STEAL, hahaha!<br /><br />&#039;Kay, finally got it inside my house, damn that was a workout...now I&#039;m about to open it u--UUUUUUGGGHHHH, YUUUUUCCKKK, what the hell?? Why the fuck does this one STANK?? It smells like old washclothes and vinegar, JEEZ this needs a wash!<br /><br />...At least it looks cute...strangely cute...UGLY cute. In fact, I&#039;m kinda creeped out looking at it...those are some EVIL eyes...and some HAYOOG smoochers! Guess I know what to use for some kissing practice...hahahaha, so this is what I&#039;m doing with my life...<br /><br />What&#039;s with the giant ears coming out the sides? Aren&#039;t the big rabbit ones above enough? Whatever...<br /><br />Oh, is that its tail? Was...was that there before? Maybe it was...I&#039;m took focused on how weird its face, extra ears, and THICK STENCH! Gosh...are his pits and chest SWEATING? Man, even his FEET are steaming...jeez, I&#039;m starting to have second thoughts on this Labubu...I just might bring this back...<br /><br />...<br /><br />...<br /><br />...<br /><br />...<br /><br />Fuck it, I&#039;m keeping it! I just NEED to complete my collection, there&#039;s just NO way I&#039;m letting this one go! It looks official from the packaging...what about the fur quality...<br /><br />Blegh, aside from the smell, the fur is very soft...feels just like how any Labubu should!<br /><br />Awwwwwwww, now that I look at his big eyes again, I&#039;m starting to like this fugly cutie...looks more monkey than a saquatch, with those giant ears of his...<br /><br />...Okay, now that I&#039;m up close it&#039;s starting to smell more like bread...<br /><br />...That explains the drooling.<br /><br />Gosh, why am I starting to...LIKE the smell?<br /><br />Maybe those tinfoil-hat conspiracy nuts might be true of Labubu&#039;s taking over society, because I can&#039;t help myself from...liking--no, LOVING this big statue.<br /><br />Hehehe, that black fur really suits his dark skin...how soft are his--MMMMMMMmmmmph, his big ears are soooo soft and lifelike! Feels just as smooth as skin~<br /><br />Man, wonder how his pits feel...<br /><br />Sqqquueeeellcch~<br /><br />Fuuuuuuuck, so soft and squishy...and...and WET~<br /><br />What if I just...<br /><br />Well, no one&#039;s looking...<br /><br />SLURP~<br /><br />Mmmmmmmph, holy SHIT, his sweat tastes SOOOOO GUUUUUUD~ Extremely satly...and yet--Mmmmph--damn, I&#039;m drooling like a fucking baby all over my shirt.<br /><br />Gonna sink my fingers into his other pit...fuuuuuccckkk, it&#039;s so HOT, it&#039;s just like a real armpit~! Ohhhhh, it&#039;s so satisfying, twisting my fingers all around in it...<br /><br />Sqquuiickk~!<br /><br />Just pulled it out, and my fingers are dripping and STEAMING~! Need this in my mouth RIGHT NOW--<br /><br />HHHMMMMMMMMMPPPHHHHFFFFF~!<br /><br />SCHHHKKKSSCHHUULKKSSUUUCCCKKK~<br /><br />NNNNNNNnnnnnggggnnnngggGGGGGNNNNNHHHH, such an addictive flavor~! It tastes sweet, almost like chocolate...like very sweaty, SALTY chocolate~! Mmmmmmph, the taste is so gud I&#039;m drooling down my forearm....just got done sucking my fingers clean. Goddamn, that was...hnnnnnffff, more...I need MORE~!<br /><br />Look at that beautiful, sweet...SEXY sweatstain in the middle of his chest, it&#039;s like it&#039;s begging to be licced~<br /><br />I&#039;m now holding his cute, little shoulders~...but I don&#039;t wanna get too rough, he just looks so innocent~ Now lemme just--ooohhh, before I lick that spot, I wanna see what it--<br /><br />SNNNNNNNNNRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTT~!<br /><br />--smells like, AAAAAaaaaaaahhhhh~ Gosh, it&#039;s like I just inhaled hot steam down my nostrils, and ooouuuuuggghhh, I can feel it like...like, splashing into my lungs, like I&#039;m drinking hot tea~<br /><br />Okay, enough playing around, time for me to give his chest some luv~<br /><br />SMOOCH~<br /><br />SMACK~<br /><br />AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHLLLLL~<br /><br />AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHLLLLLLLLLLLLL~<br /><br />AAAHHHHLLLLLLLLLL~<br /><br />AAAAAAAHHHHHHLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL~<br /><br />SMMMMMMMMMWWCHH~!<br /><br />Fuuhhuuuhuuuhuuuuuuccccckkk...lookit those messy kissymarks and skidmarks I made...fucccckkkkkkk..<br /><br />H...<br /><br />Holy....<br /><br />Holy shit...<br /><br />Am I...<br /><br />AROUSED...by this~?<br /><br />What the fuck is wrong with me~? Am I really about to go down on a fucking Labubu, of all things~? I don&#039;t even make out with my fleshlights like that (although I should, one day~...)<br /><br />...<br /><br />...<br /><br />...<br /><br />...<br /><br />...<br /><br />Look at this Labubu&#039;s feet~<br /><br />So slender...<br /><br />small...<br /><br />soft...<br /><br />steamy...<br /><br />sexy~<br /><br />UUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNFFFFF, my dick is so rockhard, right now~<br /><br />How bad would it be, to worship a Labubu&#039;s feet~?<br /><br />How hot would it be, to worship THIS Labubu&#039;s feet~?<br /><br />...Just realized I&#039;m already on my knees, ever so closer to those blessed feet~<br /><br />Look at them, the chocolately skin, with the contrasting golden undersole, and those nails, all black and shiny~....<br /><br />...My dick is so hard in my pants, right now~<br /><br />I&#039;m geting closer...and my face is between those THICC plumes of footsteam~...<br /><br />SNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFTTTTTT~!<br /><br />HAAAAAAAAAAAAHH, Haaaaaaahhh, aaaaahhhh, aaaaahhhh~....<br /><br />My heart is POUNDING so fast...<br /><br />I feel so lightheaded, being so rockhard from the sight and smell of my precious Labubu&#039;s feet~...<br /><br />Those beautiful BLACK feet~...<br /><br />This Labubu...<br /><br />Is perfect~<br /><br />I must worship him...<br /><br />I must treat him...<br /><br />...As my god~<br /><br />RIGHT-FOOTSMOOCH~<br /><br />LEFT-FOOTSMOOCH~<br /><br />I luv you, my sweet, luvly Labubu SmooSmoo~<br /><br />DRIP...<br /><br />DROP~...!<br /><br />What the hell~?<br /><br />Something dribbled into my hair...I hope it isn&#039;t another leak...<br /><br />GASP~!<br /><br />WHAT THE FUCK~????!?!?!!!!?!!!!!<br /><br />I just scurried back a bit--WHERE...WHERE DID THAT BULGE COME FROM~?????<br /><br />THAT wasn&#039;t there before...<br /><br />Like that is a FULL-BLOWN BULGE, SHAPED like a BALLSACK...<br /><br />...and is that...<br /><br />...Is that a COCKPRINT, too~?????<br /><br />IT IS~!<br /><br />AND IT&#039;S THROBBING~!!!!!!!!<br /><br />Ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod, oh SHIT!<br /><br />Fuck, fucccckkk...I...I-I don&#039;t how to feel!<br /><br />I&#039;m very aroused by this...<br /><br />But I&#039;m also very scared~!<br /><br />Am....am I hallucinating~?<br /><br />Am I dreaming about Labubu&#039;s again~?<br /><br />DRIP...<br /><br />DROP....<br /><br />DRIZZLE...<br /><br />DRIBBLE~...!<br /><br />...There&#039;s a puzzle of precum growing between his feet~<br /><br />...Y&#039;know what, fuck it...I don&#039;t care if I wake up out of this or not...because is one of the hottest fucking things ever~<br /><br />I&#039;m glad I forgot to open the curtains today, because of what I&#039;m about to do~....<br /><br />STRIIIPPP~!<br /><br />This is what my life has come to--<br /><br />I am standing before my 5-foot tall Labubu, butt naked, throbbing hard, staring at his steaming, handsome body~<br /><br />THOOM~<br /><br />THOOOMMM~<br /><br />THOOOOOOMMM~<br /><br />THOOOOOMMMMMMM~<br /><br />...What&#039;s that sound~?<br /><br />THOOOOOMMMMM<br /><br />THHHOOOOOMMMMM<br /><br />THHHHOOOOOOOMMMMMM<br /><br />THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM~<br /><br />Oh god--that...t-that&#039;s HIS COCK making that sound~!<br /><br />I can feel those bassy booms shake underneath my feet, holy SHIT is that powerful~!<br /><br />And his junk is so...ABSURDLY HYOOMONGOUS compared to mine...and I&#039;m so hard about being so small and pathetic, comapred to my godly STUD of a Labubu~!<br /><br />I&#039;m on my knees again, and HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGHHHFFFFFFFFFFFF, the sensatiopn of his precum underneath my dick just made me squirt my precum~! Almost thought I came early, goddamn, this is way too gud~<br /><br />Just placed my palms against his soft thighs...my face is right at eye-level to his big, scary, intimidating bulge...<br /><br />If only it weren&#039;t a bulge~<br /><br />FACE-NUZZLE~!<br /><br />SNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFTTSSSSNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT~!<br /><br />&quot;it AINT JUS a BULGE, yknow~...&quot;<br /><br />My heart STOPPED~<br /><br />And I just realized--he might not be JUST a Labubu...<br /><br />Or...<br /><br />Or maybe he&#039;s NOT a Labubu AT ALL...<br /><br />Maybe something more...<br /><br />And as I slowly look up, only to see him RIGHT AT ME, with those BIG, SCARY RED EYES of his, and his thick lips curled into a smile, I realize that my suspicions were exactly right~<br /><br />&quot;KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEK~&quot;</span>",
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