A gentle breeze skirted past me and my buddy as we stood outside on our doorstep, enjoying the bright blue sky floating above us.

Like I always do, I took Ren by the hand and--

"Not now, Steempy..." the chihuahua yanked his hand away from me, before slipping his cute, skinny hands into his little, furry pockets. He looked at me, embarrassed. It looked like he REALLY REALLY wanted to join palms, but he probably felt it wasn't time yet.

But I wished he was.

Y'know, seeing him like this reminded me of the other times where he was just as bashful...when he fed me pizza that one night, or when his peepee was happy to see me while we were jogging~

Funny...that was when he loved me, but wasn't ready to say it aloud~ I'm glad I could help Ren open up a little more, instead of him holding it all in. It's just not healthy.

"Ehehe...uhhh...ummm....walkeeng. Let's uh....do it." Ren lead the way, already heading towards the dip of the hill. I followed him, go up next to him, and started smiling.

Why does Ren make me feel so funny? Can't say that I hate it, though~ It's like a brain massage watching him just exist in the flesh, looking joyful.

We didn't say anything, and that was okay~ As much as I looked around at our nice neighborhood, I was also studying him. Ahhhh, so fantastic to move my body to my every whim once again, being able to snoopand swoop Ren up and down with my eyeballs, and him having no problem with it~

He noticed me ogling him, and he sent me a warm smile my way~ Gosssshhhhh...strangely, for a second, I had the urge to tell him to bully me. I would love for him to dominate me with a face like that~

I loved watching him walk, his arms swishing back and forth, and the little boing in his step from plodding his large feet forward, and the loud plip-plap they make was the cake on the icing~

Awwww, his big, funny feet~ And there were also his big ears...such big ears for a chihuahua...he looked like a bunny rabbit~ Seeing them raised high was so wonderful...they almost made him just as, if not taller than me~ I can tell he was in a good mood, comfy with my silly self~ Maybe I should give 'em a good scratch later on~

And he was so small~ But I didn't care--I loved his size, and he was still my big, handsome, hunk~ But ohhhhh, I wanna just lay my big, fat self on him and watch him laugh~ Or maybe I glomp him with my big, fat booty on his face while he kisses and sniffs me~ And I love it when he goes on a piggyback ride and I hop around like a happy yak in the house~  

I huddled up shoulder-to-shoulder, and I bashfully smiled. I love you Ren~ I love you I love you I love you--

Then he parted his shoulder away from mines. We stopped. I saw him looking up at me weird.

Please, don't be afraid, Ren. Nobody's gonna care. We aren't bothering anybody, we're just two friends spending our days having fun together. Two of the BESTEST of friends...maybe CLOSER than being friends, hehe~

Then, with a roll of the eyes and a shrug, he huddled up with me again~

We were like that for a few seconds, and then, as he patted my chest, he said to me, "Hehehe...you're a seellybilly~"

My face got red. I nearly wanted to squeal. It was funny how I wanna get so loud whenever I saw Ren so calm and collected. I had never seen him this quiet...was this too good to be true? Was I, like how he liked to say, 'living the dream?'

Ow!

"What's wrong, Steempy?"

Oh, uh..nothing! Was checking to see if I was dreaming.

"Coulda just told me to slap you to really see..." he bobbed his brow at me~

Gosssshhhhhhh...I was soooooooo close to telling him to slap me right then and there~ I was in such a BIG, BIG, BIIIIG VICTIM MOOD...I was very much intersted in seeing my world twirl, twist and flip from his harsh slaps.

Plip--

Ren placed his palm on my face, and softly turn my head with it.

"No, you're not dreaming. Hahahahahahaha!"

Hahahahahaha!

"Hahahaha-EHEM," he cleared his throat, his face blushing, looking around for a moment, then looked onward again.

Gosh, I'm blessed to be given the chance to be with someone as caring as him...him, a caring, special someone whose chance gave me such a very, very big blessing from taking it~

And so, we continued our walk, all the way down to the corner.

...

"Oh! The park! How about we go there, Ren? Huh? Can we? Pleeease? Oh pleeease? Please, please, please, puh-leeeeeeease?!"

As a retort, I said--

STOP with your BEGGING, why don't you? You sick leetle monkey.

Funny; I'm not that annoyed, anymore. I lost my mean streak once I admitted loving him. And about the park...eh, what the hell.

Sure theeng pal, I told him.

I led the way. We were several houses and a couple mom-n'-pop stores away from reaching the corner.

"How do you feel~?" Steempy said in that sexy-sensual sultry tone, scratching the back of my ears.

GOD, this is most embarrassing...quickly, I faced him, frowning. He could probably see how my cheeks feel about the ear-embracing he gave me. I might have more blood in 'em than in my heart, at this point. Through my flustering, I managed to utter--

Steempy, stop! I'm telling you...

"I'm sorry, Renny--uh I mean, Ren. I...I just can't help it, you look extra precious today!" my fat pussy told me. "I dunno what it is...maybe because it's your BIRTHDAY! I wanna treat my Daddy well~" he patted my shoulder...then rubbed it~

Renny, Daddy...what in the Sam Heell, man. I...I'm not sure how to feel. Doing this...the flirting with my secret soulmate...in front of everyone...should I embrace it, or hide it? I swear, if the mental gymnastics Steempy put me through could be put into physicality, I'd have my pecs, right now.

Hell...I bet my heart was pumping pecs out of its own, right now--

Haaaahhh, I let out a sigh born of arousing frustration.

I try not to sound so dour about my inner conflict as I said--

Can we just walk in the park with some deegnity please? Thank you.

I didn't give him a second to respond as we were now walking across the street.

"REN, LOOK OUT--"

HOONNNNNNNNKKK--

Something hard hit me--the weend was blown from my reebs--I could see all the colors swirling around me, like an old shirt being tie-dyed...gravity tripped my body head over heels, and I felt the ground and sky rolling beneath me, again and again and again and again and...

And then I stopped...and took one last breath.

My lids clasped together.

I knew it.

I am dead.

I guess that's it.

Strange...it happened so fast.

But life is like that sometimes, isn't it?

And I awake to the clear blue sky...at least it wasn't long before I arrived here.

The Sun was flooding my vision to the side of me, and out from the corner of my eye, hovering in front of the Sun, was Steempy.

Good to see you reached the light with me, ol' pal~