MMMRRNNNPH!

Bet my turds taste yummy, huh, dork? You dunno hooooow long I've wanted to do this to you, twerp. 'Gotta teach a lesson to a little Riolu who loves snooping around in Big Buizel's dirty draws.

*FRRNNNNNNPHTFNT!*

I made sure to eat a ton of rare candles for this occassion--my stomach hates these candies, but luckily for you, I, in turn, produce a lotta shit from 'em! Hope it tastes just as sweet as it is in smell! 

*PHRRNNNNTPBT!*

Gosh, you're so nasty, just filling up your wimpy, little cheeks as I lay a fuckin' column in your mouth...like who in their right minds would love such a degrading act like this? Like woooow, maaaan. So pathetic....yeah, you should be ashamed for having an affinity for eating shit. Just packing pound after pound of bodyfat, all because of my filth...hmph, loser!

*PHBBTBTBT...*

Jeez, it's so messy down there, the shitjuice's been stuck all over my furry cheeks ever since I started shitting in ya! It feels so warm, dripping off my ass...Looks creamy, too...that'll help ya get it through your system faster. Whew, think I just might use your body as a welcome mat for my ass after this. Wanna get marked as my territory, squirt? Or maybe I should just stick your head inside my shit-encrusted crack and leave you there...you'd like that, wouldn't you?

...URRRRNNNNF!

By the way, how do my balls smell down there? Yeah, I've seen you snuck a few peeks at my bulge, ya lil' dork, so I've decided to not wash down there, let alone change my undies! This is prolly the most nastiest pair I've worn thus far, all thanks to you! I've done my business in 'em--anything you can think of--sweat, piss, cum, dingleberries, the whole works! I leave grease stains wherever it touches, and my musky crotch makes so many slimy noises while I walk....Gosh, wouldn't you believe that these used to be as white as an angel's wings? I've never seen underwear completely transform in color, before! Now they're as brown as your insides! I hope the stank I've accumulated really seals in the rich aroma to spoil your nasally endeavors!

*jiggle jiggle*

Yeeaaah, lemme just lovetap your snoofer a lil' bit, that'll teach ya. Letcha know what a real man smells like!

*SNRF SNRRRRRT*

Ewwwww, you're so disgusting! Knowing you, you prolly want the good ol' pin down, that good ol' teabaggin'! I'll glomp your face with my nut-baggage, and make that dumb nose of yours snort the color offa these!

*PHRNRNRRRRRAAAARRRRNT!*

Yeeeeeeeaaah....gawd, my leg's killin' me holding it up the whole time, but it feels sooooooo good to just let it all outta my system, and I'm not even finished!

*wiggle wiggle*

...Oh, you like it when I wiggle my dirty toes above you like this, huh? 'You into feet, too? You want this big, squishy, stampy monster foot to slam on your face afterwards to make sure you don't upchuck a single ounce of my meal, eh? Mmph, that's the face that's just beggin' to have a stompin'! In fact, I'll use both of my feet to keep that buffet down in your tummy if I have to! N' maybe your dopey nose will help keep my arches in order!

*GULP GULP GULP--GUUUUURRRRG!*

Great, you lil' phatass...mmmf--fuck, now you got me startin' to love this...

*sigh*

Okay, okay okay, I'll admit that I love this just as much as you do... I love shit too, okay? Shit's the shit, okay? I always loved shit. It's smell, it's warmth, it's texture and....it's fuckable-ness...ya happy now? Glad to meet another scatophile? ...Can you keep this a secret between us? Damn...

*THROB THROB THROB...CUMCHUURRRRRN*

...Guess there's no better time to say this, but do you see how huge my balls are down there? I stored up plenty of seed for you to drink afterwards. I'm gonna definitely jack off my steaming tentpole here, and let it shoot like a hose right through the threads! Might even blow a hole through 'em while I supply you with the healthiest dose of milk you'll ever need! It works as a great chaser! Trust me, it worked well on this one Pichu--

*PHHHRRRRRRRRRNNBBBBTBBBBNNNNNRN!*

Mmmmph, fuck....

*sigh*

Y'know what? It's very admiring to see you stomach all of this....and seeing you, with your big nose sniffing at me, your cute, lil' chubby cheeks bein' fed of my waste, prolly got a big, garglin' tummygut to play with behind me, and those handsome red eyes of yours twinkling at me....ohhhh...shit, now you've got the bully blushing, too. Fuck it, I'll say it--I love you, lil' dork. I've always done nasty things, but ever since seeing you, you've always make me wanna take it to the next level, all for your best interest! And I love it! Aww, lookit you! So cute, yet determined! My lil' trooper...I'll definitely letcha have as much hyper feces as you want, from here on out! We're best friends, now! Oh...think I'm almost...d--

BRRNNNNNTGFRPTPBBHTBNNNNNNNNRRRRRRRRNNNNBBRRNBGHBHBPT!