At first sight, he was too goddamn adawwable fo' his own good! Dat & being so pompous & narcissistic could be irritatin', but den again sumone like me would consider it a bit of a turn-onner, combined wit 'is bottomless self n' his cute feetsies. N' now, seein' him caught in the act of such messy fappin', using his punynub, may be embarrassin' for him, big eyes locked on me wit 'is small cheeks fired up, but it shows dat he wants to be loved. This is tha moment our bond truly blossoms. So of course I join in his lewdness, strippin' myself down n' den engagin' ourselves in a swordfight, havin' his horny self call me a "fool" by using such an "insignificant tool" despite my superior size, wit me replyin' back dat he's too great to deserve such a "lowly maestro", playfully tellin' each other off to fuel our warm stimuli buildin' up inside our erections til tha both o' us come to a draw n' have our splooge churn out onto his gracious, elongated, sticky extremities whose toes wiggle wit joy. We're both so grateful o' our like-mindedness ta 'jaculate all ova tha greatest attraction 'tween da two o' us. N' I know deep down inside, Excalibur will have second thoughts 'bout me, his very own 'fool', while & after bein' such a good 'maestro' to him, lappin' up tha semen on his snout n' cock, n' finally on his magnificent, kissable feet.