I like it when things begin.

Right now, these were the happiest days of my life. And today was starting off pretty...or should I say, very...MMMMMMMMMPPPH'y~

Gosh, I love stuffing Ren's large, nawty sausage down inside my throat~ I sat on him, having his cute, red nose sniffing my big, stupid butt while I was being penisfed~ Ooohhhhhhhh, if only you knew how good this felt~

It was so funny how it happened...we woke up, made some kissy-kissies, and then we sniffed and slurped each other! I guess there was something in the air that prompted us to go all-in for the luv...not that I minded this~!

Anyhoo, I took out Ren's massive hotdog from my throat, complimenting him. He told me he luved my ass, planting a kiss on my winkyhole~ Goooossssssh, this was what I've always wanted--to make him so happy!

I hope all couples feel this way.

...

There is notheeng better than Steempy's luscious posterior~ Yessssss, the way it swayed and bounced, it encouraged me to do away with pitiful pussy-scavenging, and enjoy the sacred feline treasure right before me~!

And ooooh, is the beeg lug sooooo good at swallowing my dick~ Unf, having that fatass poledance with his throatpussy is the greatest, ehehehe~

But now, we were complimenting each other. Never in my life had I felt such joy, felt so alive~ Seeing Steempy turn around and stare at me with those inviting puppykitty eyes...with his eeensipid blue nose smack-dab the meedle of it...all of it was simply adorable~ 

Then, he asked me a question.

...

Ever had that time where you...um...you could...no, you should...um..I just...um, uh--

Ren sighed. Thank you Ren--I couldn't say my question properly!

I was thinking about the stuff I looked up about...male-on-male bonding~ There was so much we could do with our...no-no parts, and I wanted Ren to desperately know. But I couldn't stop blabbering like...no, AS an idiot.

I felt so dumb..., spilling it out so slow. It's in my brain, and while I say these things in my head, I can say them so easily inside here--

"Ren, I was wondering if you could put your penis inside my booty~"

There, I could say it no problem in my head. But it won't come out of my mouth! I was so scared...so scared how Ren would take this...

...

I shushed my stuttering eembicile. I wanted to tell him yes...but something stopped me. It's like I'm choking on some invisible force, as if I'm bound from ever saying what I really want. Instead, I told him now's not the time.

And I told him...that I didn't want to hurt him. I've realized he's done so much for me over the course of our relationship, so why should I add another moment of abuse to it? The fact that I hurt him so much before we admitted our feelings to each other makes me seeck! The guilt never goes away!

...But will it ever happen? Doing the nasty in his tubby cubbyhole? Not sure...but do I want to fuck his tubby booty~? Absolutely~! But he's not ready yet...

I'm not ready yet.

...

It got quiet. Me and Ren didn't say anything, just looking at each other and then having our eyes scurry away whenever it got too awkward.

We both wanted to have some penis-in-anus fun...we were both hard about it, our manhoods were touching! But the way Ren said he might hurt me...it was so genuine! If he told me he wasn't ready, then he wasn't ready! I will respect his wishes.

I told him that we won't have to do it...not right now, but maybe someday. I lightened up the mood by licking his face. His little, furry cheek always tasted soooooo good~

Ren told me that he needed to take his shower. And I told him that in the meantime, I'd cook up some breakfast for my STRONG MAN~

See, this is why I love him so much--to everyone else, he's pretty mean and crabby, but when we're together, he's so nice~ Who else would he skitter those pink eyes toward, and have his cheeks glowing like tomatos~?

...

Eventually, it came time for Ren to head out to work, ready to once again leave from the modest, leased, one-story home for the day ahead.

He sighed, adjusting his tie. "Welp, I'm headin' out," he placed his fedora on his head. "Steempy...Steempy?" Ren saw Stimpy not responding, looking elsewhere. "Hellooo? Steempy!" he started snapping his fingers at the cat, who then

SSNNFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

...then sighed happily, folding his hands.

"Such a beautiful morning for beautiful flowers, isn't it?"

"Yeah, yeah..." Ren looked at the clock nearby, then immediately freaked out--"CRIPES, I gotta get to work!"

"Oh! Don't forget this!"

Ren was already heading out the door, when he looked over his shoulder. "Don't forget wh--"

"MMMMMM~--" PLOP~ "--MMMmmmmmwwwwaah...?" the puzzled feline frowned at Ren, who immediately detached his lips from the cat.

Ren brought Stimpy close. "How many times must I tell you?" He spoke with his voice low, a deep blush fumigated on his cheeks. "You are my boyfriend. In PRIVATE. Got it?"

Stimpy lowered his head.

"Do you understand me?" Ren instructed.

"Yes, Ren Hoek...I understand..." the shameful cat continued staring at his own feet, twiddling his thumbs.

"Hey, chin up," Ren heighted Stimpy's non-existent chin with a finger. "I...uh..." his quickly looked side-to-side, eyes darting around frantically, then--Smooch~!

"Iloveyou, BYE!" the small dog leapt into his car within a flash, already pulling out of the driveway.

"Bye bye, Ren! Enjoy your day at work!" Stimpy madly waved goodbye with a cheshire grin, eyes squinting, chubby cheeks glowing red.

"I hope so!" Ren hollered out of the window as he pulled onto the street, driving off to his job.

"...I love you!"

"D'oh! GRRRRRRR..." Ren was fuming, already wanting to pull up to the curb to smack Stimpy upside the head for not listening, but that thought came only for a moment. Can't be mad at that 'leetle' kitty forever~

...

The little hand was on seven, and the big hand was a little bit away from the one--

Ding! I liked it when the oven makes that sound. It made my tongue stick out sometimes. I guess it didn't want to come out today, but that's fine!

I turned off the stove burner, slipped on those socks on my gloves--no, Ren said they were mittens--and took the lid off the steaming hot pot and

SNNNNNRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFF~

MMMMMMMPH, steamin' hot hog jowls! Ren is gonna definitely enjoy this--he's never said anything bad about my cooking.

...

Steempy, I'm home!

I always enjoy saying that once I come inside.

I don't know how he does it, but even after a brutal shift, he manages to bring my energy back up~

But then I heard nothing. That's strange...

I hung my coat and fedora on the rack, and placed my suitcase against the wall.

And whole time this transpired, I smelt one of Steempy's most deleecious dinners, which I was now plodding towards--

Hog jowls, with a side of boston baked beans! Mmmmm-mmmmmmmmmph, oh boy, oh boy!

I won't lie...his meals make me fucking stoopeed--I leeck my lips, unable to contain the drool running out of my mouth~

But even if my stomach is howling to be filled with that enticing dish, I noticed something missing--

No note.

Usually there's a note next to the dish if Steempy isn't here to greet me, or if he ain't busy watching Muddy Mudskeeper. Or if he went to sleep, had to go to the bathroom, his nose got caught on the roof's antennae, something.

Still, I'm going to go sit down and eat this dinner, whether he was here or not. I'm starving.

Yep...

...So I went ahead and yelled--

Oohhh Steemp-pyyyyy! I'm HOME, now!

Yeah, I'm not eating this without him. That's seeckening!

Whoa--my heart nearly leapt out of my mouth. Out from the darkness, was Steempy!

...

Renny, Ren, Ren~ He always makes everyday the best day~

He was soooo happy to see me that it was making my skin crawl~

I couldn't really move--I guess after a couple of months, I'm still not over how exhilarating it was for my little doggy to admit his luv for me~

He skipped over to me, greeted me, and smacked his lips upon my big, blue nose. D'aawwwwwwww, that's so sweeeeeeet~

Then, he said:

"Whew, work was killer, I tell ya! Next thing you know, you woulda had to cook yourself a meal to die for! Hahaha! Ehehe..."

HAHAHAHAHA, I GET IT, REN! You wanna DIE TWICE, hahahahaha! I love it when you make me laugh~

"...hehe, I said to 'die for,' get it?"

I get it, Ren! Ahaaaaa, I wanna see you do stand-up.

"Hehehe, because I'd be dead...and...and you wouldn't be able to live without..."

...me!

...Me!

......Me, right?

Ren said nothing. He looked kinda disappointed. I didn't get the joke again, did I?

Then, he whistled, snapping his fingers at me.

"Earth to Cadet Steempy, come in."

Hello--I mean, AYE AYE, Commander Hoek! At your service, sir!

...No, Ren! You're supposed to salute to me, not wave your hand when we play pretend.

"Um...you wanna talk about something? Did I come off too strong...?"

That was what I was thinking--did I come off too strong, too? I'm sorry, Ren...guess I really missed you today. Wanna just...sit down and eat the dinner I ser-ruved together?

"...Do you want me to fuck you in the ass?"

You wanna--YOU WANNA PUT YOUR PENIS IN MY BUNGHOLE~? Like RIGHT NOW~?

"UH-HUH!

I happily went towards the bedroom, awaiting to give my gratitude for my championing knight~

Oh--lemme get ready first--

...

The bedroom door was slammed shut.

Um, okay.

I...I don't even...

I looked down at my feet. I was probably very curt to him, tonight. Steempy mighta had a rough day. I oughta--

GGGRRRRUUURRRGGGUUUMMBBUUULLLL~

Okay, okay, stomach...I'll eat that scrumptiously-smelling dinner~

...

Later, Ren yawned, feeling himself spent for the night. As he climbed into the covers, he gave Stimpy a smooch on the cheek, lovingly telling him 'good night', ready to spoon the cat...but he stopped.

It took a second before Ren ultimately turned around and closed his eyes. He thought that Stimpy needed some space tonight.

Good thing there was always tomorrow.