Loud, obnoxious shuffling sounds finally stopped as the camera was settled down. A blob reached toward an unseen part of the device, and soon the image had focused somewhat, revealing the blob to be a blurry hand. Said blurry hand left the device, its shape wiry and thin, much like its owner, who sat down on the couch behind him. Within seconds, the lens focused on its center subject--shown in plain sight was a Caucasian guy, pasty in his pigmentation, meek in his slender build, bearded and mustached both neatly trimmed, wearing a manbun with his sides shaven, and in a plain, white tee with jeans, both of which looked honestly a size too big on his rather...stick-figurish body. Something about him looked off; he didn't appear to be remourseful, depressed, or angry, any of the sort of emotions typical from someone making this type of video. Instead, his eyes were simply unreadable.

After a brief moment of awkward silence, the man shifted in his seat, cleared his throat, and hid his face with both hands in a praying-like position. He trembled slightly, his body bouncing up and down.

Was he crying? Could be...

Fuming with anger? Maybe...

But a viewer with a keen eye could see that he might be holding back...laughter?

Soon, he calmed himself, the slight blush materializing behind the face-obscuring now fading away while he placed his wiry hands onto his knees, rubbing them as he looked elsewhere, his frown ever present like before. The man's hands soon slumped from their kneed stoop, hanging lazily in the gap between his knees as his elbows sat on his thighs.

Again, an eagle-eyed watcher who had watched just a SPLIT-second before his hands filled the gap between his legs may have caught a glimpse, let alone a hint of some extra...MOBILE behavior happening in his jeans.

His thin, pink lips parted slightly, as if ready to speak. For a moment longer, his eyes idly wandered elsewhere, only to blink straight toward the camera.

And finally, with a small breath, he uttered, "You've seen videos of similar ilk like this, where someone is ready to let out their apology, being thoughtfully disingenuous, in order to maintain the aura they had surrounded themselves with up to that point." He shook his head--

"But this is not that type of video," he told with subtle darkness in his tone. "Let me make this clear--"

The man raised his hands up, akin to surrendering. "This...this is all an illusion. I am not crazy, I am telling, without the shadow of a doubt, the truth," his dorky voice exuding meagerness and an air of 'innocence'...with an underlying hint of malice simmering with every succeeding word.

"In fact, to conform for a moment," he lowered his hands, "I will apologize," he placed a hand on his chest. "I am sorry. And are you the viewer, prepared for the reason why?" the man mockingly inquired.

Resting his hands on his knees, he slowly leaned forward slightly, the angle giving him a menacing look. "It's because I'm a nigga."

The moment his lips finished uttering the slur, a small smirk etched into his face, only to grow into an ear-to-ear grin. It was as though he knew the viewer's reaction was going to be anything but positive from that shocking claim, and he didn't give two fucks about their sensitivity.

"You really think I'm joking, don't you? Here, let me say it again--

I.

Am.

A Nigga."

And with that, the man leaned back and sat up straight, and shrugged, his body language pretty much telling the unknown viewer "And what are you going to do about it?" And from the shameless, shit-eating grin present on the man's face, he knew the answer--absolutely nothing. He claimed his 'truth,' and was proud of it, showcased by him crossing his arms, with that damned grin of his remaining on his cocky face. His body started to bob, like before. Then he chuckled.

"That's right. I am one. To all the viewers, all the Tinder dates," he listed the types of people with a casual jazz hand, "all the friends and followers out there, thinking of me as being 'suburban white' as I can possibly be," he emphasized with thumb quotes. "Which includes hiking vlogs, driving a Subaru, listening to rock, having no sense of fashion, no sense of rhythm...to even some of the DMs I get, where people tell me that they want this 'BWC'--heheHAHAHAHA!"

One could say his laughter was a tad bit unsettling. To one, it seemed like he was either a very good actor, or legitimately delusional. Both would suffice, at this point.

The racist shook his head, retaining his composure. "Didn't you know? 'Big White Cock' is a social engineering tactic designed to get pasty-faced losers confidence in their otherwise INNATE sexual inferiority. But for us, niggaz? We got it in the bag; there's no denying we have the type of cock that both bitches with pussies and bitches with dicks would ENSLAVE themselves over~

"And for the record--like come on, do you really BELIEVE in all of that? I mean, all of those videos I did all the way up to now, you really thought that I was just your average white vlogger, making average white vlogger vlogs? That what I was doing in those vidoes was the whole truth, and nothing but the truth? Do you? Trust me, I know your answer--you do." He shooks his head. "Talk about rose-tinted glasses, just how fucking retarded ARE you people? Thinking that I actually live my life as some skinny, dorky little whiteboy," he scoffed. "How does it feel to have someone 'catfish' you in the TRUEST fashion~? I mean, those other guys changing their voices, making mock-up avatars, mere child's play compared to what I do," he pointed toward himself."'Say, that's impossible, Mister White Man! You can't just have some sort of magical racial surgery to pass off 100 percent as Caucasian,'" he said in a high-pitched, mocking tone.

"The thing is, is that who said it was surgery? All I can say is, you believe a lie long enough, and others start to...then you'll become it. Now look at you, still going 'huh' with your head tilted, 'nuh-uh' with your heads shaking, ready to click off the video and pass me off as some...l-l...LUNATIC--"

A snicker cracked through his lips, and he held his face, trying to hold in much of that bottled-up mirth within him. Then, he squeezed his eyelids shut as his face turned crimson, bobbing hard, and then--

"GehehHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!" He rocked back and forth, holding his sides. "HehehehheellLUNATIC!" he breathlessly said aloud once again, right before diving into another burst of laughter, his eyes wide open for a moment before shutting them tight again.

And right there, right in that moment of his self-absorbed joy, did something very peculiar occur...and it happened right when his eyes were wide open for that one second. It was strange--his hazel eyes seemed to have DARKENED into brown during that split-second instance.

And for anybody confirming suspicions via playing the video at half-speed, they DID actually darken on their own, and it wasn't through some trick of the optics by a magician. The light source made it clear as day that they altered color...but to the unsuspecting viewer, maybe the guy was very good at creating digital special effects...a racist guy, but someone who made special effects, nonetheless.

As he wiped away tears, and bore his eyes into the unknown viewer again, it was, without a doubt, that his eyes indeed became BROWN now. He then looked back into the camera again, trying his best to hold down his giggling.

"Okay, okay. Now that I've eased you in with my cumbersome sniggering--get it?--it's time for the next phase. The final one, in fact. And it'll be a moment where...a-all of you," the snickering returned, "K-know that, hehehe...I was RIGHT~ And I-I...," a snicker slipped through for a second, "And I o-owe it to you, after lying such a convincing deception for SO LONG~"

He took in a breath, and then--

"GeheheHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~!"

The weird man finally let loose his gut-wrenching guffawing, even louder than before. His face turned beet-red as he rocked back and forth, with his body twitching intermittently! It was as though the man was forced against his will, his face grimacing in agonizing fashion as he brought his T-shirt's collar up to his mouth and bit down HARD on it. The veins in his temples bulged, and he let out crazed grunts while he still unnervingly rocked on the couch--

TeeeeEEEEeeEEEEAAaaaaAAAARRRRRR--his teeth tore the cotton away from his shirt as he spread his arms on either side, reared back his head and started laughing diabolically, with every single one of his deranged hee-haws echoing throughout the room as tear streaks ran down his face, the manical hysterical mess of a man now visibly perspiring!

For a moment, he gripped his own arms ultra-tight, finally having a moment to catch his breath, still beet-faced and teary-eyed.

"M-muh TUMMY is on FIYAH...n' it FEELS GUD~! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAHHAAAAA~!" he went RIGHT BACK to COMMUNICATIN in such a CHORTLIN MANNER, only to then SCHLAM himeslf into the back of the couch, as though it were an invisible force WRESTLIN him TO n FRO--

BAM

BAM

BAMM

BAMM

BANNG

BAMM

BANNGG

BAMMM

BANNNNGG

BAAAAMMMM~!

Anybody watchin dis would find it DIFFICULT to FOCUS, the DISCONCERTIN DISPLAY of LOONACY may already be enough for many to just END the video RIGHT HERE. It wuz actually SURPRISING tah see him STILL CONSCIOUS afta all dat--he wuz SMASHIN da BACK o his head PRETTY HARD gainst the pillow, and had RAMMED his SKULL so DEEP n HARD into the poor, fluffy object that he AUDIBLY THUMPED his head AGAINST the sofa frame BEHIND da pillow! And then, he held da sides of his head as he SUDDENLY CONVULSED, and for a moment made STRANGE NOISES--

"Ggrrrggeeehhh, GGRRYyygghhh, HHNnnffgghhmmmeeggghh--"

as his BODY TREMBLED n TWISTED VIOLENTLY ON DA COUCH, only fo ONE o his WEIRD GRUNTS tah go "GGGGGggggggrrryyyRRRHHEEEEHEHHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA~!," now LOUDLY HOLLERIN HAUNTINGLY thru-out da REMAINDER o his SEIZURISH ORDEAL~!

"LOOK AT ME~!" he SMILED CRAZILY at da CAMERA, ALMOST JOKER-ish in BEHAVIOR in dat SMOL INSTANCE, RIGHT BEFO DELVIN BACK into HAHAHAHHA'n, his ONCE-NEAT MANBUN now DISHELVED from all da BACKBANGIN SELF-ABUSE he ENDURED a MOMENT EARLIER, his PITS STAINED wit SWEAT as he CLUTCHED at his TORN shirt wit SUCH CLENCHED HANDS dat dey were ULTRA-PALE, n BEGAN to RRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP it APART SLOOOOOOOOWWLY! n EVEN MO BIZARRELY, his HAIR STARTED tah TWIRL n CURL UP, as if it GREW a MIND o its OWN! da BROWN SHADE o IT BEGAN tah DARKEN as da HAIR at da TOP o his head GREW, CONTINUOUSLY COILIN UP, wit his CHANGIN, COILIN HAIR BECOOMIN SO STRONG as it WRESTLED THRU its TRANSFORMATION dat it SNAPPED da PIN HOLDIN down his hair APART!

...dis MIGHT NOT be SPECIAL EFFECTS.

"GYYAAAAAAAAAAAAHHAAAAHHAAAAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~!" he SCREAMED his LAUGHTER TOWARD da CEILIN, SURPRISINGLY STILL HAVIN his VOICE INTACT thru da SEEMINGLY-ABUSIVE VOCALIZATION o it all, his HOLLERIN NOTICEABLY have gotten a COUPLE OCTAVES DEEPER as his NIPPLES were NOW EXPOSED...wit his TITS SURPRISINGLY PERKY~! EVEN da PINK AREOLAE o em had GROWN a BIT near da TIPS o each BREAST, BOTH o WHICH were GRRROOOOOWWWWIIIIN~ in ADDITION, EVEN his BELLY wuz LOOKIN a LIL PORTLY neath da SHIRT, ABSENT o its FLATNESS, ONLY gettin WEIGHTIER wit MO PHAT...SPEAKIN o WHICH, his BODY as a WHOLE APPEARED tah GRADUALLY PACK ON POUNDS! his JEANS BEGAN tah LOOK as tho dey COULDNT SIT AROUND his LEGS PROPERLY, n were ALREADY LOOKIN TOWARD a BLOATED APPEARANCE~...

n wut would MAKE ANY ONLOOKA get STARTLED n START BUGGIN OUT, wuz da WYTEBOI'S SKIN--ONCE BRIGHT n FAIR, wuz NOW STEADILY GAININ PIGMENTATION, da NEAR SHEETWHITE QUALITY o his SKIN INKED wit a SHADE o CHOCOLATE, his FLESH TURNIN DARKER, BECUMMIN RICHER wit a LIGHT SHADE o COCOA...den a SHADE o MILK CHOCOLATE...

RRIiiiIIIiiPPP...rrrrRRRrrRRRRrrRIiiiIIIIIIpppPPPPP~! wuz WUT his JEANS DESPERATELY CRIED OUT tah HIM as dey BEGAN tah GIVE IN at da SEAMS, his DARKENIN, HAIRY THIGHS EXPOSED in SPORADIC HOLES as da THREADED SEAMS were LETTIN LOOSE a FIRECRACKER-like CADENCE o POP-ppop-POp-pipPOP-PIP-PopPop-PIPPOPP'n wit EVERY SNAPPED THREAD~! as his LEGS CONTINUE tah PHATTEN, da STRAGHT HAIRS ON EM WARPED into SCRAGGLY HAIRS like da KINKY'n KOMMOTION HAPPENIN on his HEAD!

BY DIS POINT in da CHANGE, da BOTTOM o his SHIRT had RODE UP on a FRESHLY-SIZEABLE TUMMY, his BELLY BUTTON NO LONGA EXPOSED, HIDDEN AWAY in a BLUBBERY CHAMBER o TUMMYPHAT which LOOKED like a SWOLLEN BEERGUT, his BREASTS ENLARGENIN, NOW ALREADY SAGGIN a BIT as deir NIPPLES, MUCH like da GROWIN PANCAKES o AREOLAE, were NOW DARK BROWN--da RACIST DROPPED his HEAD, n he RELEASED his OBLITERATED SHIRT, his hands HOVERIN at EITHA SIDE o him CLAWIN UP air as he NOW BEGAN tah GRUNT, n his VOICE GROWIN wit GRUFFNESS n BARITONE, da PRIMITVE NOISES BECOOMIN TERRIFYINGLY DEEPER n MEADIER, MUCH like his OWN BODY...which NOT ONLY wuz GROWIN in WIDTH, but it APPEARED dat da MAN had ALREADY GROWN a COUPLE INCHES in HEIGHT~!

SUDDENLY, da BUTTON in da MIDDLE o his JEANS FLUNG like BULLET, RICHOCHETIN OFFSCREEN n SHATTERIN SUMTHIN ELSEWHERE as da FLY o his PANTS wuz FORCEFULLY OPENED, da ZIPPER DAMAGED DUE TO a CERTAIN, BULGIN OBJECT ACTIVELY BURROWIN THRU IT--n DEN da ZIPPER HANDLE ROCKETED OFF ELSEWHERE, da ZIPPER TEETH FUGGIN DESTROYED as his UNDIEBULGE wuz PROMINENTLY REVEALED, his COVERED COCK PULSATIN HARD, wit AUDIBLE THU-THUMP THU-THUMPIN, as da TIP o da THROBBED FABRIC wuz FORCED tah UPCHUCK a FAT ORB o PRECOOM, which SOON SPRAYED ONTO da FLOOR AS THO it were URINE~! ...n at DIS POINT, ONE COULD say he wuz WEARIN OUT da UNDIES tah WHERE it APPEARED he wuz WEARIN SUM SORTA INBETWEEN o a PAIR o UNDIES n a THONG, WUT wit how his CHOCOLATELY BALLS were CRRRAAWWWLLLIN demselves outta EITHA SIDE o it, da FURST o his BOIBITS tah ESCAPE from da CONFINED CLUTCHESo CLOTH, deir WALNUT-SIZED MASSES EMBEEGENIN ALONG wit da HARD SLAB o PRE-PISSIN MEAT~!

as da TRANSFORMIN "WYTE" MAN BEGAN tah GRIMACE wit FERAL INTENSITY, his PAIR o ROSY KISSERS JUTTED OUT in DUCKLIPPED FASHION, n as he went "GGGYYYUUUUUUUUUHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTT~" his LIPS BEGAN tah DARKEN a BIT, his TOP ONE MORESO as BOTH o da SMOOCHERS GAINED PLUMPNESS, n ALONG wit DAT, his PATRICIAN NOSE WIDENED, his NOSTRILS SPREADIN OUT a BIT MO upon a GRADUALLY-PHATTENIN FACE, wit his SLENDER JAWLINE NOW mo SQUAT n ROUND~...n SOON ENUFF, da STRANGE MAN LET LOOSE a GRUNT...but DIS ONE bein MUCH MO SENSUAL~

"UUUuUUUuuUUUGGggGGHHhh, FUUUuuUUUuuUUUcKK YEeeEEh~," his VOICE WARBLED, as if it were GOIN THRU its LAST PHASES o CRACKIN, da FINAL GLIMPSES o CAUCASIANESS GRADUALLY DRIFTIN AWAY, only tah MAKE ROOM fo RAW, RUFF, RUGGED n UNADULTERATED NIGGERTRY~ n THRU da BODY TREMBLIN, he CLUTCHED at his PLUMP BREASTS wit MEADY HANDS wit an AUBIDLE SQUELCH o SOFT, TUGGABLE TIDDYFLESH, FEELIN da DOUGHY WEIGHT o em GIVIN HIM SHIVERS ALL OVA, da SENSATION o SELF-ASSAULTIN LUV makin him DROOL PAST his SMILIN GRIMACE, ADMIRIN GREATLY how dey were NO LONGER SLENDER n FLAT~ den, he WENT tah TAKE a GANDER at his TUMMY, n his EYES SUMHOW LIT UP EVEN MO~!

"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH~!" he EXCITEDLY SHOT his GRUBBY GRIPPERS onto EITHA SIDE o IT, PRIDEFULLY n BLISSFULLY JIGGLIN it HARD, da EVA-GROWIN n ALREADY-GIANT BELLY AUDIBLY WULLOP-WULLOP-WULLOP'n, wit da MAN ESSIENTIALLY TWERKIN HIS TUMMY~ "OOOooOOooooOOOHHH MUUUHHH GGUUUUUuuuuUUhhhhhh...." his THICC COONLIPS DRAWLED OUT PASSIONATELY~

TTTeeeEEEeeAAARRRrrrr...RRRRiiiiPPPPPTtttTTEEEaaaRRRRRRRR WENT his UNDAWEAR, GIVIN INTO da OVAWHELMIN AMOUNT o FUPA, TESTICULAR n PENILE-MEAT SLOWLY BURSTIN THRU EM...SOON ENUFF, his COCK...his BEEG, BLACK CAWK, had PUNCHED thru da WEAKENIN COTTON FORTRESS, da POOR, WHITE ANNIHILATED STRANDS o da MURDERED UNDAGARMENT ALREADY DROWNIN within da GROWIN FOLDS o CROTCH-DOUGH, n den COMPLETELY OBSCURED by his RAMPANT, LITERAL BELLY-DANCIN as his ABDOMEN KEPT GROWIN, APPEARIN as if it were a PHAT, BLOATED, HYPERMASSIVE SCROTUM, SAGGIN n SWAYIN in its MAMMOTH NATURE, COMPLIMENTIN PERFECTLY wit da man's STEADILY-TOWERIN HEIGHT--NO LONGA wuz he a DIMINUTIVE-HEIGHTED MAN, but RATHER of an IMPOSIN FIGURE o ELEPHANTINE STATURE~!

DIS DEEP into da BLACKENIN, da MAN had his WHOLE BODY JOIN IN on da JIGGLIN FUN while he WRASSLED wit dat MINI-MOUNTAIN o GUT-MASS, ONLY COMMUNICATIN in a NEAR-REPITIOUS RHYTHM o 

"UGGHHH

OOUUGGHH

UUHHHGGH

MUH NIGGUH

UUUGGHH

OOUUGGH

OH FUHH

OOGGGHH

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OOOUUGGH

MUH NIGGUHH

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OOUUHHGH

OH FUHHHHHH

MUH NIIIIIIIGGUUHHHHH

UUUGGH

OOGGHHH

UUHHNNFFF

FUUUUGGGGGG NIIIGGGUUUHHHHHHHHHH~!"

da COUCH wuz RHYTHMICALLY WHININ ALONGSIDE all dat TUBBY-JIGGLIN, his BODY ALREADY NOTICABLY-SUNKEN INTO da SEAT o da COUCH from da SURPRISIN AMOUNTS o CONTINOUSLY-PACKED-ON POUNDS~! da MAN wuz currently LASER-FOCUSED on SATISFYIN n WORSHIPIN HIMSELF, his EYES FIGHTIN tah FOCUS BACKDOWN onto da SMEXY TUMMY BELOW as dey INSTINCTIVELY ROLLED UP in SPIKES o PROMINENT PLEASURE, his THIGHS THRUSTIN MORESO dan da REST o his BLUBBER-TWERKIN FATTY-FORM as he LET LOOSE a DEEP, THROATY "OOOoooOOOoOOOOUUGGGHHHHHHFFFUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHH," all while da COUCH he wuz on WHIIIIIIIINED n WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIINED wit its NEWFOUND WEIGHT SAT UPON IT--

PPPSSSSSKKKWWRRSHHt~!

"FUUUUUUHHRRRRKKK~!" he MADE an UGLY-FACED GRIMACE, havin JUS PROJECTILE-PRECOOM'n as his EYES were DEADSET UPON his ROTUND ABDOMEN, n if it WERE OBVIOUS ALREADY, he wuz HUMPIN HIMSELF--he wuz USIN his THICCNESS, such as his SAGGYBLOATED GUT n his EMBEEGENIN THIGHS, tah TRAP his HORNY DARKMEAT n BOMBARD IT wit BRUTISH PASSION, da NEED tah ONLY GIVE MO n MO tah CAWK, tah GIVE MO n MO tah BALLS, tah MAKE dat TRIO, dat SOURCE o EUPHORIC ECSTACY be TREATED wit a STORM o STIMULI, MILDLY SUFFOCATIN his CHUBBY COOM-CHURNERS, n PUNCHIN DOWN on his DICK CONSTANTLY wit da PLUSH, ADDICKTIVE SOFTNESS o his UNDABELLY, wit da PHAT BUNDLE o TUCKED-AWAY FUPAMEAT WEDGED in BETWEEN his BELLY n BONER n ONLY CAUSIN mo WONDAFUL PRESSURE tah da EVA-SO-NEEDYGREEDY PHALLUS--n OH GOD, from da LOOK on his HYPERFOCUS, BOOTLIPPED, DROOL-DRIBBLIN FACE did he AB-SOL-FUGGIN-LUTELY NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDED tah STIMULATE his HUNGRY, ANGRY, SOLID, STERN EBONY STIFFY TRAPPED AWAY in da SENSORY-OVALOADIN DUNGEON o PURE, PLUSH, PLUMP PHAT~!

he den PUT MO ENERGY INTO IT--his GRUNTS SOUNDIN a HEAVILY MEADY, his VOICE EFFECTIVELY a BOOMIN VIBRATION o DEEP, BRAINROTTIN GRROOOOOOOOAAANNIN n MOOOOOOOAAAANIN as his BODY'S WIDTH n HEIGHT GRRRRRREEEEEEWWWWWWWWW a BIT MO, as tho his FIGURE wuz as PIGGISH fo MO GLUTTONY like his CAWK...da man SELF-HUMPED EVEN HARDER NOW, n by DIS POINT, EVERYTHIN SHOOK--his PHAT CHEEKS, his WIDE ARMS, his THICC TITS, BEEG BELLY, THUNDA-THIGHS--EVERYTHIN wuz EFFECTIVELY UNDULATIN in a such a OBSCENE, NAUESATIN n GROTESQUE MANNER...but it wuz a SIGHT so EXTRAORDINARY, dat u jus CANT HELP but be TRANSFIXED by da ABSURDITY o IT ALL, n if DEGENERATE ENUFF, found it SUMTHIN so BAYOOTIFUL it wuz ULTIMATELY a RELENTLESS BLITZ o EROTIC IMAGERY~!

da "NIGGA" THRUSTED his HIPS BACK n FORTH, da WEAKENED FRAME o da COUCH ACTUALLY MOVIN IN-TUNE wit his DEPRAVED MOTIONS as he den PPPLLLLLWWWAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP'd his HANDS onto his TUMMY, or MORESO JAMMED his GRUBBY FUGGERS DEEEEEEP into da CUSHIONY SURFACE o his HYPERBELLY, da SAGGY WEIGHT o it SPANKIN gainst da RIDGE o da COUCH, SOUNDIN as tho a PHATASS wuz POUNDIN gainst a WALL--

SSCHHHLLAAMMM

SCCCHHLLAAPP

SCCHHLLOOPP

SSCCHHHLLLUUUMMMM

SSCCHLLAMMM

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THHWWAAACCKK

THHWWUUCCCKKK

TTHHWWOOOCKKK

THHWWWAAAAAPPP

TTHHWWWUULLOOOOPP

TTHHHWWUUULLOOOAAAAAAAAAAOOOUUUUPP~!

his INNATE DESIRE n PRIMAL HUNGER tah have his COCK SQUEESHED n CRUSHED by ALL dose PRECIOUS, PERFECT, POUNDABLE POUNDS o LANGUIN LARD MADE him RAIN DROOL DOWN UPON da ROLLIN OCEAN o BLUBBER, his GRIMACE GROWIN WIDE, NIGGOLIPS JUTTIN FARTHER, VEINS BULGIN IN HIS TEMPLES, DREADLOCKS TWISTIN N COILIN, BODY GYRATIN, PHAT RIPPLIN

TUMMY TWERKIN

BELLY BOUNCIN 

GUT JUMPIN

NIGGA MEANMUGGIN

NIGGA THUGFACCIN

NIGGA CHIMPIN OUT

NIGGA TRIPPIN

NIGGA TWEAKIN

NIGGA

SHAKIN

NIGGA

JIGGLIN

NIGGA

WIGGLIN

NIGGA

RUMBLIN

NIGGA

BOUNCIN

NIGGA

TREMBLIN

NIGGA

TWERKIN

TWERKIN

TWERKIN

TWERKIN

TWERKIN

TWERKIN

TWERKIN

TWERKIN

TWERKIN

TWERKIN

TWERKIN

TWERKIN~

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HHHGGGNNNNNN~!"

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"HNR--GGGGRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH....NNNGGHH...NNGGGGHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGGGRGRAAAAAAAAAHHHH~!"

SSSPPLOOOOUUURRTSSPPLLUUUUTTSKKLOOOORRTTPPPLOOORRRTTPPLLOOOUUUURRPPBBBHHRRLOOOOUUURBpploortplouurtplutbrlth~!

da MOMENT dis MAN CAME, his HAIR SHOT GAVE ITSELF ONE, LAST FORCEFUL PUSH UP TOWARDS DA AIR, befo FINALLY RESTIN ITSELF TOWARDS da SIDE o his HEAD, FULLY DREADED UP~ n WUT ALSO HAPPENED da INSTANT da FURST SPASMIC SPERMSHOT SHATTERED his HORNY COMPOSURE, wuz his BODY SPONTANEOUSLY WIDENIN SEVERAL mo INCHES tah where he COULDNT FILL da CAMERA, wit even his HEIGHT SHOOTIN a COUPLE MO INCHES, tah WHERE u ONLY SAW HIM from da NOSE-DOWN~! OTHA SPONTANEOUS HAPPENINS OCCURED durin dat ORGASMIC INSTANCE--his TITS SHOTGUNNED OUT wit MO PHAT (wit EVEN a BIT o LACTATION~!), his TUMMY INSTA-PACKED a BUNCHA POUNDS, n his ASS GREW NEARLY ONE-N-A-HALF TIMES da MEGASIZE it WUZ ONLY a SECOND AGO, wit his THIGHS APPOPRIATELY ENLARGED AS WELL, wit his BODY SINKIN so DEEP into da SOFA dat it CRIED OUT an AUDBILE CRACK, n if ONE could LOOK CLOSE, dey COULD SEE his MASSIVE HAMPLANET LANDWHALE STOOPIDTHICC DUMPTRUCK DONKADONK BUMBUM-PHAT ACTUALLY SITTIN ON DA FLOOR~! n ADDITIONALLY...his ENTIRE BODY had GOTTEN FIVE SHADES DARKER~--!

"HHHHNNNGG...Hnnnggh...Hnnngggh...Huuhhnnngh...Hunnngh...Hmmm," he SLOWLY PANTED OUT THRU his WIDE NOSTRILS, NOT EVEN EXHALIN THRU his MOUF as his BODY SAILED UP n DOWN tah da RHYTHM o his EXASPERATED BREATHS.

WHO WUZ ONCE da CAUCASIAN MAN wuz now TOTALLY UNRECONGIZABLE--it wuz like a TOTALLY DIFFERENT PERSON SAT on da COUCH, a LAZY FATFUCK wit UNKEMPT, NAPPY DREADLOCKS HANGIN ova da SIDE o his HEAD,  his NOSE WIDE n his LIPS THICC, his CHIN HIDDEN in da JUNGLE of a MESSY, BLACK BEARD~ his TITS LAZILY SAT on EITHA SIDE o his PLANETOID of a BELLY, his AREOLAE ULTRA-DARK n HAYOOG, his NIPPLES SWOLLEN n DROOLIN wit LACTATE. his TUMMY wuz FUGGIN BEEEEEEEEGGGG, PRETTY MUCH HYPERNATURAL CENSORSHIP o his NETHERREGIONS as it wuz COVERED, MUCH like da REST o his BODY, in a SLATHER o SWEAD, n from da INNIE TOWARD his HIDDEN CROTCH wuz a TREASURE TRAIL o COILY, MESSY, BLACK PUBES~ his UNDABELLY wuz DRIPPIN wit COOMFALL, n it wuz a SLIIIIIMMY DISPLAY--da GUMMY, SOUPY SUBSTANCE DESCENDIN from da CURVY OVAPASS o SPACE-TAKIN BELLYPHAT n MESSILY PLIP-PLOPP'n onto da FLOOR BELOW~ n his THIGHS, HAYOOG n VOLUPTUOUS, REMAINED WIDE OPEN DUE tah SIZEABLE, MONSTROUS ENORMITY o his JUMBO-BELLY~ da DOMINATED COUCH UNDANEATH him had an OBVIOUS, MASSIVE SPLASH o SEMEN n SPERM SPLATTERED OVA its SURFACE--ALL o WHICH CULMINATED into an IMAGE o UNRESTRAINED GLUTTONY INCARNATE~

den, da BEEG, PHATASS NIGGA HELD IN a BUNCHA o his TUMMY PHAT, n wit a FEW MEADY-BREATHED N SLOW HEAVES, he HOISTED UP his TUMMY a FEW INCHES UP, REVEALIN his IVORY-COVERED SCROTUM n his CHUBBY GLANS, which STILL OOZED o dat MUTHAFUGGIN SPLOOGE~ n DURIN dat INSTANCE o BELLY-HOLDIN, he QUICKLY USED a HAND tah RUB CROSS da COOM-GUNKED UNDASIDE o it, only tah den LET GO n let it SCHHLAMMM-PLOOORRPptt-GGGGUUURRRGGGGUULLLLL n MAKIN HIM GO "GGUUHHH~!" HELLA FUGGIN LOOOUUUDLY as his GINORMOUS GUNT LAZILY SAT upon its GARGANTUAN OWNER~

he BROUGHT UP his CHUBBY HAND tah LOOK at it, den FACED his FATFACE TOWARDS da DIRECTION o da CAMERA. he LEANED BACK, his GUT GGGRRRRRRRGGGMMMMMMMRRRRLLL'n as he LAID BACK ENUFF on his NEWLY-CONVERTED "RECLINER," da FRAME o da FURNITURE LOUDLY SNAPPIN as he STOPPED, now LOOKIN DOWN at da CAMERA~ n EVEN IF da CAMERA could ONLY CAPTURE HIM from da NOSE UP from da ANGLE it had been SITTIN in da WHOLE TIME, da VIEWER could STILL SEE dis NIGGA OBVIOUSLY MEANMUGGIN at em~
 
SUDDENLY, he started BEATBOXIN, BOBBIN his BODY tah da BEAT~ 

"BBBHHRRRFFT-GHT, CH CH-CH-GHT, BBHHRRRFFT-GGHT, CHT CH-CHR-GHRT, BHRRFFFTT, HA-BHRRFFT, HA-BBHHRRFT, HA-BUH BUH-BUUUHMM--muh name is Mistuh Gurz, jus' call me Nick, u finna learn tha whitest thang 'bout me is da busted nut muh nasty Niggadick wuz spittin'~!" he LET OUT one last "BBBRRFFFT" o his BEATBOXIN SOUNDEFFECTS, as he REACHED his ARM TOWARD da CAMERA, where a CHUBBY HAND wuz COVERED in his OWN SPERM, DRIPPIN offa it~

den, he GREEDILY WOLFED DOWN his HAND, REVOLTINGLY SLOBBERIN ova it fo a MOMENT, n afta LOUDLY

SCCHHLLP-PLAP

SSCCHHUP-PLOP

SSCCHP-PLIP

SSCRRP-PLWUP

SCHHLU-PLOWUP~!

SUCCLIN on EVERY SINGLE ONE o his FINGAZ, he BROUGHT his HAND tah his TUMMY, WIPIN da SLOBBER CROSS it while he LOOKED BACK DOWN at da CAMERA, face UNREADABLE.

n wit ANOTHA MEANMUG, he UTTERED thru his THICC SMOOCHERS--

"Comin' soon tah muh mixtape, NYEIIIG-GUHHHHH~" as he THREW UP a HANDSIGN.

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