ay dere, lurkers~! PLEASE DONT BE NERVOUS, im NOT HERE tah make u FEEL BAD bout BEIN a LURKER! Smoogy here jus wanted tah say THANK U fo WATCHIN n FAVIN muh STUFF~! EVEN IF u say NUTHIN, i REALLY DO APPRECIATE IT~! it may SOUND FAKE tah u, but it LEGITIMATELY makes me HAPPY tah kno u VALUE muh PORNTARDED POSTS, how a WEIRD FREAK like ME has been able tah give u JOY in ur life, n hopefully made ur CAWK HAPPY...maybe even CUMMY, TOO~ it actually puts a SMILE on muh face when i LOOK at muh FAVS NOTICES n see u lurkers FAVEBOMB muh STUFF~! SUMTIMES muh ENTIRE FAVE NOTICES r ALLLL from da SAME PERSON~! DO U KNO HOW LUCKY i FEEL WHEN U DO DAT~? FUGGGGG, dat REALLY makes me so HAPPY, it REALLY WARMS muh HEART SO MUCH~! it makes me wanna CONTINUE bein da GOONERFUELED PERVERT i AM, jus ELABORATIN in HELLA DETAIL, makin SMUTTY STORIES tah make u feel GUSHY INSIDE, ALL dat GUD STUFF~! HELL, i ACTUALLY REMEMBER SUMMA ur NAMES, TOO~! but OFC, i WONT GIVE UR NAMES AWAY...since ur LURKERS, LOL~! u kno, i NEVA QUITE UNDASTOOD when CERTAIN OTHA FOLKS HATE seein FAVEBOMBS...it FUGGIN ANNOYS me how dey ACTUALLY LOATHE dat! like HOW do u HATE how SUMONE who ACTUALLY n TRULY LUVS ur WORK? DO DESE FOLKS UNDASTAND DAT DEY FAVED UR WORK FO A REASON~? why WOULD U BE so UNGRATEFUL fo SUMONE who TOOK da TIME OUTTA DEIR DAY tah GIVE U SUPPORT, NO MATTA HOW BIG or SMOL~? dey coulda NEVA GAVE U dat LUV, but dey DID IT becuz dey REALLY DO LUV wut u DO~! dey coulda simply READ or DOWNLOADED ur STUFF n CALLED IT a DAY, but NO, dey WANTED U tah KNO (OR MAYBE u DONT want me tah KNO...LOL) dat dey LIKE UR STUFF~! WTF IS WRONG WIT DAT? WHY DO SUM PEOPLE DETEST FAVBOMBS? WUT DA FUGG? DO U WANT ATTENTION OR NOT? FUGGIN DUMBASSES...jus KNO dat i LUV it when u lurkers do DAT~ muh FAV COUNT has REACHED PAST a THOUSAND ON HERE, BECUZ o U SIMPLY jus FAVIN muh STUFF, n i will NEVA HATE ANYONE who CHERISH muh WORK~ MAYBE u lurkers THINK u DONT DESERVE dis praise, n its OK dat u THINK DAT WAY, cuz SUMTIMES, EVEN i DOUBT muhself...but when i THINK about u QUIET PERVS, i THINK QUITE da OPPOSITE~! i DO THINK u DESERVE dis PRAISE, i DO THINK u DESERVE muh LUV~! WHY ELSE would i DEDICATE dis POST tah U, SPECIFICALLY~? i coulda jus GAVE U LURKERS TWO, MEASLY SENTENCES in sum BITCHASS JOURNAL n be done wit it, but i DIDNT wanna do dat, becuz i FEEL u guys DESERVE muh LONGWINDED PARAGRAPHS~! i KNO u feel GUD ABOUT IT...bet ur SMILIN RIGHT NOW, aint ya~? LOL! n DONT EVA THINK i TAKE IT da WRONG WAY when u guys DONT RESPOND tah muh THANK U MESSAGES...i UNDASTAND dat it could be a lil OVAWHELMIN, how u JUS wanna stay UNDA da RADAR, jus FAV, READ, FAP n DO ur BUSINESS, n dats fine~! if u wanna remain QUIET, i have NO ILL WILL TOWARDS IT! i'm NOT LIKE OTHA FOLK who get ANGRY bout u NOT RESPONDIN~! IN FACT...u JUS CONTINUIN tah WATCH ME n FAV muh STUFF is GUD ENOUGH as a RESPONSE~! u lurkers' ACTIONS REALL DO SPEAK tah me~! so yeeh, YET AGAIN, i will NEVA EVA be TIRED o sayin THANK U tah ANYBODY who jus BOMBS muh GALLERY wit FAVORITES, n i DEFINITELY WONT EVA STOP bein JOYFUL when i see a FAMILIAR LURKER'S NAME POP UP in muh NOTIFICATIONS~ THANK U SO MUCH, LURKERS~! i HOPE i have ya RE-READIN muh DURTYTALKS, HORNYVENTS, STORIES, WUTEVA it is i POSTED n WILL POST on here~!