so u've jus made a mess tah summa da mos SHAMEFUL THING IMAGINABLE, huh~? how do u feel~? i mean PHYSICALLY~? ur EMPTY, EXHAUSTED, ECSTATIC, all dose WONDAFUL THINGS as u feel ur CLAMMY PALM n MOIST LAP COVERED in ur DELICIOUS GOONMILK~ RIGHT DERE, RIGHT AT DAT MOMENT, da RAW LIBIDO HADNT WORN OFF~ u STILL feel as SHAMELESS, PRIMAL n HORNY like befo, u DONT CARE if wut it wuz u GOONGASMED TO wuz HUMILIATING, WEIRD, BIZARRE, TABOO, u ENJOY havin dat SMILE on ur FACE, PROUD tah be a PALMPHUCKER, a CUMCUCKER, a SPERMSPILLER, a FETISH FREAK~ n den...IMMEDIATELY, u feel ALL DAT GUD, GUUUUD SENSATION GO AWAY--u KNO, da SENSATION MOTIVATED by ur THROBBIN FRIEND~? NOW, it wuz SOFTENIN, ur CUM GROWS COLD, n ur ALL ALONE~ fo SUM REASON, ur MIND...it DECIDED tah "CLEAR" UP! "WUT HAVE U DONE?" "WHY DIDJA FAP TAH DAT?" "WHY WOULDJA COOM TAH DAT?" "WOULD U TRULY FEEL GUD ABOUT WUT U'VE JUS CAME TO WHEN U LOOK BACK AT DAT?" "WHY R U SO WEIRD?" "IS DIS WHY U DONT HAVE MANY FRIENDS?" "IS DIS WHY U DONT HAVE ANY FRIENDS?" ...cmon, R U SERIOUS? r u REALLY TRYNA VALUE ur BRAIN'S BELIEFS OVA ur BONERS~? ANYONE WHO BELIEVES in da MASS o THOUGHTS RUNNIN THRU DEIR MIND DURIN POST-NUT CLARITY is a BLITHERIN FOOL~! if U SAID DOSE ALOUD, n i WUZ PRESENT tah HEAR EM, i WOULD BE LAUGHIN IN UR FACE RIGHT NOW. WOOOOWWWWWW, SO TODAY IS DA DAY WHERE U'LL REFORM FROM GOONIN DA DAY WHERE U'LL RETIRE FROM FAPPIN ALL DAY DA DAY WHERE U'LL ONLY LOOK AT VANILLA PORN DA DAY WHERE U'LL DELETE UR ENTIRE PORN STASH... N NEVA EVA EVA EVAAAAA LOOK BACK. ... ......PFFFFFFTTTT HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAA~! DONT U GET IT~? ONCE a GOONER ALWAYS a GOONER~! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~! LOSER UR A FUGGIN LOOOOOOSER~! I'VE SEEN UR KIND BEFO... U DURTYTALK WIT ME ONCE SPILL OUT UR ENTIRE, COCKFUL FEELINGS TAH ME HOW i MADE U COOM SO MANY TIMES HOW i MAKE U FEEL SO GUD HOW u WANT ME tah ENCOURAGE U tah FURTHER ENDULGE in ur FETISH-FUELED FANTASIES HOW u WISH fo ME tah BECUM ur NEW GOONER BRUH n DEN u EITHA STOP CHATTIN WIT ME OR JUS FLAT-OUT DELETE UR ACCOUNT LIKE AS IF DOIN DAT WILL CONVINCE ME DAT i DADDY SMOOGY NO LONGER PLAY a ROLE IN UR LIFE~ n U THINK UR GONNA BE DA ONE WHO'LL FREE DEMESLVES FROM DA CHAINS o GOONERY, SPECIALLY DA CHAINS o DADDY SMOOGY'S ADDICKTIVE HYPERGHETTO PORNADDICTED SLURRYSOUNDED DURTYWURDED LONGWINDED NASTYMESSAGES~ like, CMON, NOW~ i KNO MANY o U WHO "LEFT" HAVE CAME BACK~ u CAME BACK wit a NEW ACCOUNT a NEW NAME~ SUMMA U SIMPLY LURK, NOW n OTHAS MAY EVEN RE-WATCH ME, AGAIN~ n IF ur DOIN DAT RIGHT NOW WUT MAKES U THINK U'LL QUIT ANYTIME SOON~? i KNO wut ur THINKIN "MAYBE i could COME BACK n SEE SMOOGY'S WORDS ONE MORE TIME~" NUTHIN WRONG WIT DAT, RIGHT~? WHO'S TAH STOP U~? UR COCK'S ENCOURAGIN U tah DO IT TOO, right~? its NOT ENOUGH, havin DADDY SMOOGY LIVE RENT FREE in ur HEAD~ ur MIND is BACK on its KNEES GIVIN IN tah da TEMPTATION, AGAIN~ kinda like how U r CUMMIN BACK tah READ DADDY SMOOGY'S TL;DR GOONERBIBLE SCRIPTURES AGAIN n AGAIN n AGAIN n AGAIN n AGAIN n AGAIN n AGAIN n den at a CERTAIN POINT u REALIZE u FINALLY REALIZE all da SHAME all dat ANXIETY all dat WORRYIN all dat SELF-HATE fo bein WHO U R-- a FAPCRAZED FURRY FREAK-- is ALL fo NAUGHT~ u REALIZE dat MAYBE jus MAYBE... ur MIND wuz WRONG, ALL ALONG~ MMMMMMMMMMMPH, i BET ME CHATTIN ABOUT HOW ur MEEK, MEAGER MIND is SO DOCILE dat im TURNIN U ON, AINT i~? n DONT FEEL BAD ABOUT IT~ its OK~ its OK tah be a DEFEATIST tah BIND ur MIND tah ur BONER AGAIN tah LIVE BY ur COCK'S COLOSSAL CREED, ONCE MO~ as MUCH as i CALL u a LOSER ur a WINNER, in MUH EYES~ i LUV HEARIN U FAPPERS TELL me HOW MUCH u ENJOY MASTURBATIN~ it MAKES me feel so HUMBLE tah KNO dat i've GIVEN SUMONE JOY jus SHARIN oua SWEET TIME, TOGETHA FLINGIN DEPRAVED COMMENTS tah EACH OTHA GETTIN EACH OTHA HARD PROVOKIN EACH OTHA tah STROKE DRIP EDGE n EVENTUALLY BUSS DAT NUT~ DONT U WANNA~? DONT U WANNA RETURN~? ALL DAT SPENT AWAY from ME has DEFINITELY got ya ALLLLL PENT UP~? u NEED sum HELP~? well... CMON, muh DURTY GOONSLUT~ be a GUD BOI or a GUD GURL UNDRESS URSELF FREE UR COCK~ DONT U LUUUUVVV DA SENSATION o ur TIP gettin RUUUBBBBBBED ON as u PULL DOWN ur DRAWS n den, SOON ENOUGH HOW IT FLOPS OUT GROWIN IN SIZE IN FRONTA YA~? STIFFENIN INTO A SOLID BONER~? CAUSIN ur HEART tah MELT~? MAKIN ur MIND SHRINK~? n MMMMMMMMMPPHH HOW DOES UR COCK SMELL~? GUD, RIGHT~? bet ur BALLS SMELL NICE, TOO~ dey've been CRAMPED UP in ur DRAWS/PANTIES ALLLLLL DAAAYYY jus STEWIN n CHURNIN all dat STEAMY, SOUPY SPERM fo ur COCK tah MESSILY VOMIT OUT~ MMMMMMMMMPPPHH, jus GRIP ur SCROTUM n ENJOY how HOT n SOFT it FEELS~ how da STANK o ur TESTICLES CLING tah ur PALM~ n OOOOOHHHH... SPEAKIN o ur PALM... u SEE ur DONGER~? u kno... ur HARD BONER~? u should DEFINITELY FEED IT UR PALM N PUMP ITS SHAFT N TWIST ITS KNOB LIKE A GUD GOONERFAG~ u LIKE IT, RIGHT~? when i CALL U a FAG~? u feel so DURTY n NASTY, INSIDE tah get AROUSED by SUCH a DISGUSTIN SLUR n yet u LUV IT~ but SERIOUSLY WUT r U WAITIN FO~? u SEE ur PALM~? u SEE ur PENIS~? WHY R DEY NOT TOGETHA~? UNITE DEM~ MAKE DEM AS ONE~ DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTT~ OH GODDDDDD, DAT FEELS SOOOO FUGGGIIINNN GUUUUDDD, i KNO IT DOES~ U HADTA LEAN UR HEAD BACK n ROLL UR EYES, IT FELT DAT GUD tah jus GIVE IN, AGAIN~ UR NODDIN ur HEAD in AGREEMENT, AINT YA~? HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA~ WELCUM BACK, LOSER~ i KNEW u'd RETURN~ n IF u FEEL BAD about GHOSTIN SMOOGY... DONT BE~! i'll NEVA EVA HOLD a GRUDGE tah u LEAVIN~! i UNDASTAND we ALL HAVE LIVES so PLEASE, DONT BE AFRAID~! IF Daddy Smoogy TEASES U bout ur HIATUS DONT EVA FEEL BAD ABOUT IT i mean WHY ELSE R U STROKIN tah muh BULLYIN COMMENTS~? WE'RE BOTH HAPPY n HORNY jus bein a couple o DEPRAVED BATORBANGERS, AFTA ALL~ n i KNO it MUS be HARD tah ACCEPT bein a DISGUSTIN PERVERT wit FETISHES n KINKS NO ONE IN UR PERSONAL, REAL LIFE WOULD APPERCIATE U fo LIKIN ...but i DO~ i LUV HEARIN ur FUCKED-UP FANTASIES i WANT u tah TELL ME in DETAIL WUT MENTAL SORCERY ur COCK CONJURES thru its REPETITIVE THROBS i ENJOY HEARIN U TELL ME i MAKE U LEAK n i ABSOLUTELY ADORE HEARIN U TELL ME dat u CAME tah muh DURTYWURDZ~ u KNO ALL DAT'S TRUE~ n u ALSO KNO i ONLY BULLY, BERATE n TALK DOWN tah U OUTTA LUV~ i LUV makin u FEEL HAPPY fo BEATIN OFF tah WUT MAKES u HARD n WET~ DONT U UNDASTAND~? im HERE tah MAKE U HAPPY~ HAPPY is GUD~ HAPPY is LUV~ HAPPY is LIFE~ HAPPY is GOONIN~ GOONIN is ABSOLUTE n U KNO DIS IS TRUE~ cuz, LETS BE HONEST WUT ELSE would MAKE U DIS STIMULATED~? DIS BLISSFUL~? DIS PRIMAL~? DIS EUPHORIC~? DIS LIFECHANGIN~? CMON, WUT FEELS BETTA MENTALLY, PHYSICALLY n SPIRITUALLY dan GOONIN~? ... ... ... EXACTLY~ u HAVE NO ANSWER tah GIVE cuz wut i SAID is TRUE~ like CMON, now~ DONT U KNO MASTURBATION FEEDS INTO UR SELF-ESTEEM~? IT LEGITIMATELY MAKES U FEEL GUD ABOUT URSELF HOW U HAVE such a WONDAFUL COCK who'll ALWAYS BE DERE FO U ALWAYS CHERISHES IN SPENDIN INTIMATE TIME WIT U MAKIN U FEEL SELFISH IN DA BEST WAY, POSSIBLE~ GOONIN is TRUE SELF-DISCOVERY~ ur HARDWIRED tah SIMPLY PITCH a TENT WHENEVA u SEE, TOUCH, HEAR, SMELL or TASTE SUMTHIN DAT MAKES u AROUSED~ n dis "STRUGGLE" wit ur SEXUAL URGES~? u THINK dey're gonna LEAVE ANYTIME SOON~? NOT A CHANCE IN HELL, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHA~! but it's OK, GOONIE~ DADDY SMOOGY is HERE~ WHENEVA ur READY tah CUM BACK tah CHAT wit me AGAIN in THICC, EXCESSIVE, MINUTE, METICULOUS DETAIL bout WUT MAKES THROBBY PP GO PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP PUMP THROB THROB THROB THROB THROB THROB THROB THROB THROB THROB THROB THROB THROB THROB THRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB i'll be waitin~