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"writing": "ay dere, CEDAR~ hope ur doin GUD~\n\njus saw dat ur a \"NO NUT NOVEMBA PARTICIPANT\"\n\nso if u need ANY ASSISTANCE on\n\n\"CUCKIN DAT LOAD\"\n\njus HIT ME UP on HERE\n\ni could ALWAYS HELP YA wit DAT~\n\n*Sure. 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I had been fighting my warped gooner thoughts all day until I finally decided to give into the pleasure. 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BLACK GOONERDADDY'S DURTYWURDZ\n\nCEDAR MIND GO DUMDUM\n\ntah BIG BLACK GOONERDADDY'S DURTYWURDZ\n\nCEDAR\n\nWORSHIPS\n\nBIG\n\nBLACK\n\nHAIRY\n\nDARK\n\nGOONERDADDY~\n\n*I worship\n\nBig\n\nBlack\n\nHairy\n\nDark\n\nGOONERDADDY*\n\nFUUGGGGG YEEEEEEEHHHH\n\nKNO HOW U SERVE, u SIMPY SLAVE~\n\nHAHAHAAH\n\nur SO\n\nSIMPLE~\n\njus STARIN AT A SCREEN\n\nFULLA TEXT\n\nn YET\n\nur VIOLENTLY THROBBIN\n\nOOZIN EXCESSIVELY\n\nn prolly MUSTY AS HELL\n\nfrom GOONIN tah muh PORNY MESSAGES~\n\ni WOULD SAY \"GET A LIFE\"\n\nbut ur BENEATH DAT~\n\nKEEP MAKIN DAT PALM\n\nKISS UR SHAFT\n\nKEEP MAKIN UR FINGAZ\n\nHUG UR TIP\n\nKEEP COILIN DAT HAND\n\nROUND UR MEMBER\n\nn SUFFOCATE IT~\n\nu penis LUUVVVS bein\n\na MASOCHIST~\n\nit LIKES IT ROUGH\n\nHOLD HIM TIGHT\n\nTUG HIM HARD\n\nABUSE UR STIFFY\n\nCODDLE IT\n\nwut TOUGH LUV\n\nMAKE HIM\n\nSMOOTH UR BRAIN~\n\n*My donger feels so safe being hugged by my palmpussy\n\nIt makes my brain feel so good\n\nSmoothbrained*\n\nHAHAHAAH\n\n\nCEDAR'S IQ\n\nIS GETTIN LOW~\n\nDETERIORATE\n\nfrom muh BATORIFIC MESSAGES\n\nits ALL ur WORTH\n\nbein muh\n\nMEASLY\n\nPATHETIC\n\nDOCILE\n\nBOITOI~\n\nEDGE dem BRAINCELLS OUTTA ur BONER\n\nn SMOTHER ur COCK wit em~\n\n*Fuggg yeah\n\nJust daddy’s edging smoothbrained boitoi\n\nIt’s satisfying to feel my brain cells and IQ go down for porn*\n\nMMMMMPH, FUGG YEEH\n\nbet ur SO STOOPID\n\nu prolly\n\nDROOL ON URSELF TOO\n\nDONT YA~?\n\n*It’s good lube*\n\nMMMMMPPHHH\n\nITS GREAT LUBE\n\njus bein a DUMDUM MOUFBREATHER\n\nOPENIN ur DEER MAW\n\nn lettin dat\n\nBUBBLY\n\nSTEAMY\n\nSTICKY\n\nSTANKY\n\nJACUZZI\n\no DROOL\n\nRUNNNNN\n\n\nOFFA UR TONGUE\n\nOFFA UR TEETH\n\nALONG UR LIP\n\nN SOON\n\nONTO ur TIP\n\nCUPPIN UR FINGERS\n\nAROUND\n\nn ABOVE UR HEAD\n\njus so u MAKE\n\na NIIIICCEE\n\nWARM\n\nN NASTY\n\nNEW SPID-CUZZI\n\nDROWNIN jus DICKHEAD IN IT fo a SECOND\n\nonly tah DROP UR PALM DOWN\n\nn let DAT DROOL\n\nBUKKAKE\n\nALLLL OVA UR PULSATIN LENGTH\n\nda TEXTURE\n\nso UNDENIABLY GUD\n\nso NATURAL\n\nso GUDDDD\n\nlettin it make ur DICK\n\nSOUND SO\n\nSQUELCHY\n\nGETTIN SO\n\nSTICKY\n\nn OVATIME\n\nit CRUSTS UP\n\nlike SMEGMA\n\nn u CONTINUE\n\ntah DROOL on ur DONG\n\nPLASTERIN IT\n\nin a MIXTURE\n\no OLD N NEW SPIDDLE~\n\n*An endless supply of nasty gooner drool*\n\nEXACTLY~\n\nits MOUFWATERIN\n\njus tah TAKE IN\n\nda MIASMA\n\nda AROMA\n\nda STENCH\n\no ur STANKY DICK~\n\njus HUFFIN IT\n\nmakes u HUNGRY\n\nfo an EVEN STANKIER SCENT from ur OWN CROTCH~\n\njus CANT STOP BEIN THURSTY\n\nfo ur THURSTY THROBBER\n\nbet u HUNGER\n\nfo da SCENT\n\no ur OWN BALLS, TOO\n\njus SMOTHERIN ur FINGAZ\n\nin ur SWEADY SCROTE\n\nonly tah RAISE ur HAND UP\n\nn TAKE\n\na WELL-DESERVED\n\nDEEP\n\nLOOONNNNNNNGGGG\n\nSNNNNNNRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFF\n\nINHALIN ur NATURAL SCROTUM-POPPER SCENT\n\nn HOW MUCH dat TASTY SCENT\n\nMAKES ya DROOOLLLLLL~\n\n*Fuck that smells amazing*\n\nNIIIIIICCEEEE~\n\n*I want to be smellier*\n\nu ADORE ur BALLMUSK GREATLY, huh~?\n\n*Fugg yeah my ballmusk is so filthy*\n\nu BETTA BE SMELLIER, u fuggin FAGGOT~\n\nMMMMMPH, if u THINK ur BALLMUSK is FILTHY\n\nden u SHOULD TRY HUFFIN\n\nDEM PITS\n\nSHOW EM ur APPRECIATION\n\nu DISGUSTIN BONERBITCH~\n\n*I am*\n\nHOW DO DEY SMELL~?\n\n*Ripe and moist*\n\nFUGGGGG YEEEEEH~\n\nu should DEFINITELY\n\nRUB DEM PITS\n\nwit ur SMELLY BATOR-HAND\n\nn jus RUB IT BACK ON UR DONG~\n\n*I’m rubbing my steamy pits*\n\nGUUUDDDDD BOOIIIIIIIII~\n\nu KNO wut u GOTTA DO NEXT\n\nur DICK is WAITIN FO YA~\n\n*Mmmph spreading the filthy smells everywhere*\n\nFFUUGGGGG YEEEEH~\n\nEXACCCTTTLLLLY\n\nSPREAD\n\nur AROMATIC INFLUENCE\n\nEVERYWHERE\n\nSPECIALLY\n\nON DAT DICK~\n\nMAKE UR DICK\n\nSMELL GUD\n\nMAKE UR DICK\n\nSMELL\n\nJUS\n\nLIKE\n\nU~\n\nMAKE it SEEM\n\nas THO\n\nur CAWK\n\nFUGGED\n\nur PITS\n\nn DATS WHY\n\nit SMELLS\n\nJUS LIKE EM~\n\n*I’m such a filthy pitfucking loser*\n\nFUGGGG YEEEH~\n\nCEDAR'S A PITFUGGER\n\nCEDAR LUVS\n\nWHEN SMELLY PEEPEE\n\nSMELLS LIKE\n\nSMELLY\n\nPUNGENT\n\nRIPE\n\nMOIST\n\nRANK\n\nDANK\n\nPITPUSSIES~\n\n*Hehe yeah*\n\nOHHHHH\n\nn tah REALLY\n\nREALLY\n\nREEAALLLY\n\nMAKE UR DICK\n\nSTANK HELLA FUGGIN GUD\n\nu should RUB UR FINGAZ\n\nALL OVA\n\nMAYBE EVEN\n\nINSIDE\n\nDAT BUTTCRACK\n\nSPECIALLY\n\nDAT BUSSY\n\ni KNO\n\nu got a \"BAD\" CASE\n\no SWAMPASS\n\nfrom GOOIN SO MUCH\n\nn fo SO LONG~\n\n*can’t stop huffing my fingers now fuck*\n\nFUGGGG YEEEEH\n\nKEEP\n\nHUFFIN\n\nSNIFFIN\n\nSNORTIN\n\nSMELLIN\n\nLUVIN\n\nADORIN\n\nSIMPIN\n\nSLAVIN\n\nova ur MAGNIFICENT SCENT~\n\nu LUVVV ur SWAMPY BUMBUM\n\nur FILTHY SEWAGEHOLE\n\nu should jus\n\nPLUG\n\nUR\n\nNOSTRILS\n\nwit ur SMELLY FINGAZ\n\njus NOSEFUGG URSELF\n\nwit ur RICH STANK\n\nya NASTY FAGGOT~\n\n*Hhhhnnf stink is so strong*\n\nDATS RIIIGHT\n\nGET TRIGGERED\n\nBY UR STANK\n\nU LUV IT\n\nU ENJOY IT\n\nU ADORE IT\n\nU WANT IT\n\nbein a GROSS\n\nGRIMY\n\nDURTY\n\nSTANKY\n\nSWEADY\n\nGOONERFAG\n\nis ur TRUEST\n\nn PERFECT SELF~\n\n*I’m so deep and gooned right now*\n\nDONT CLIMB OUTTA DAT GOONERPIT U'VE DUG URSELF INTO\n\nKEEP DIGGIN\n\nMAKE IT\n\nIMPOSSIBLE\n\ntah CLIMB BACK OUT\n\nn RELAPSE wit da PURPOSE o \"GETTIN AWAY\"\n\nu should ONLY ATTEMPT tah CLIMB OUT\n\nonly tah GROW dat TEMPTATION\n\n\nn make JUMPIN BACK IN\n\nDAT MUCH MO EXCITIN~\n\nMMMMMMMMMMPPPHH\n\ndoes cedar LUVVV bein a LOSER~?\n\ndoes cedar LUUVVV his STANKY BODY~?\n\n*Yessss I luvvv being daddy’s stanky loser*\n\nawwwww~\n\nur MUH LOSER, cedar~\n\nmuh LAZY HEDONIST\n\nNOT GIVIN a FUGG BOUT ANYTHING ELSE\n\njus RAWDOGGIN HIS HAND\n\nRAPIN HIS NOSEPUSSIES\n\nHIS NUSSIES\n\nn jus bein a YUMMY GOONERBATOR DEERPUP\n\nfo his KIND n CARIN\n\nMANIPULATIVE\n\nMASTERFUL\n\nPORNDADDY~\n\nur dick mus be DRIPPIN WET, AINT IT~?\n\njus GUSHIN wit EDGE-JUICE, huh~?\n\n*Yep my dick is still sloppy*\n\nFUGGGG YEEEEEEHHH~\n\ndoes cedar WISH tah COOM\n\non NO-NUT-NOVEMBER ONCE AGAIN\n\nlike da LOSERFAG he IS~?\n\nby WAY\n\no DARK DADDY'S DURTYWURDZ~?\n\n*Yes!!!!\n\nMake me fail again*\n\nMMMMMMPHHH\n\n\"MAKE U FAIL AGAIN\"\n\nwut an INCREDIBLE WAY tah DESRCIBE UR LOSS, U LOSER~\n\ni aint GONNA REGRET\n\nMAKIN U FEEL TERRIBLE\n\nfo ur SHORTCUMMINGS, CEDAR~\n\nu BETTA BE PUMPIN HARD\n\ncuz Daddy's gonna\n\nRAPE\n\nDAT\n\nBRAIN~\n\nMMMMMMMPPHHHHH\n\ndoes cedar WANNA be BOMBARDED\n\nwit GOONERTRIGGER WORD SPAMMAGE AGAIN~?\n\n*Do I get to cum this time?*\n\noh u WILL\n\nu'll be DEFEATED\n\nby muh PORNY WURDZ, DIS TIME~\n\nu READY tah GOON OFF\n\nfrom TRIGGERWURDZ~?\n\n*Give me one sec to get my poppers ready*\n\nFUGGG YEEEH\n\nMAKE SURE\n\ntah GIVE EM\n\na GUUUUDDDDD HUFFFFF\n\nmaybe HUFF\n\nfo about\n\nTEN SECONDS\n\nso i can\n\nREALLLLY\n\nFUGG\n\nU\n\nUP~\n\n*K I’m ready*\n\nNIIIIIICCCEEEEE~\n\nwell\n\nHERE\n\nWE\n\nGO~\n\nMMMMMMMMPPHHH\n\ncedar LUVS IT, dont he~?\n\njus GRIPPIN DAT DONGER\n\nPUMPIN\n\nPOUNDIN\n\nTUGGIN\nSTROKIN\n\nJUMPIN\n\nCLIMBIN\n\nCOLLASPIN\n\nDAT HAND\n\non dat GIRTHY BONER\n\njus LUVIN\n\nhow ur OBESE\n\nPHAT\n\nNASTY\n\nGREASY\n\nGIRTHY\n\nGOONERDONER\n\nis makin u SOOOO FUGGIN\n\nSMOOTHBRAINED\n\nSTOOPID\n\nRETARDED\n\nDISABLED\n\nAUTISTIC\n\n*Thank you so much. That was amazing!*\n\nFUGGGGGGG\n\nu jus BUSSED DAT NUT~?\n\nIF SO, den NIIIIIIICCCEEEEE~ im GLAD i HELPED GIVE u a NICE, HAPPY, CUMMY ENDIN tah ur LATEST GOONER SESH wit me~\n\n*Yeah I came*\n\nFUGGGG YEEEEEH~\n\nDATS wut i WANNA HEAR~\n\ni LUVVV makin muh FELLOW FAPPY FAGGOTS HAPPY, HORNY, EXHAUSTED n EJACULATED~\n\nwell, since i KNO ur SPENT from ALL DAT STROKIN, EDGIN n COOMIN\n\ni'll letcha REST, now\n\nu TAKE CARE, cedar~!\n\nn DONT FORGET tah RELAPSE, u STOOPID FAGGOT~\n\n*Thank you\n\nYeah have a good one!*\n\noh ur ALWAYS WELCUM, u ADORABLE GOONY-SIMPY~\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n",
"writing_bbcode_parsed": "ay dere, CEDAR~ hope ur doin GUD~
jus saw dat ur a "NO NUT NOVEMBA PARTICIPANT"
so if u need ANY ASSISTANCE on
"CUCKIN DAT LOAD"
jus HIT ME UP on HERE
i could ALWAYS HELP YA wit DAT~
*Sure. What do ya mean by cuckin dat load?*
OHH
u KNO wut i MEAN
MR. "NO-NUT PARTICIPANT"
EDGIN DAT LOAD
RESISTIN DAT GASM
BLUEBALLIN URSELF~
i bet u wanna get CHALLENGED by me
SEE if ur UP
tah RESIST
muh DURTYWURDZ
while GOONIN
like da DEPRAVED FURFAG U R~
*aw damn I lost no nnn a couple days ago*
HAHAHAHAHA, U FUGGIN LOSER
*I couldn’t resist getting high and relapsing*
hows it FEEL
tah be a COOMER LOSER
ya NASTY GOONERFAG~?
ur jus DESTINED
tah be CHRONIC PALMBREEDER
fo da REST o ur LIFE~
*It feels good*
n it BETTA BE~
i KNO ur DOIN IT, RN~
like ME~
jus PLAPPIN UR LAP
by makin dat PALMPUSSY
RIDE
DAT
DICK~
bet u LUVVVVV dat FEELIN o ORGASMIN, dont ya~?
*Fuck, my palmpussy feels so good right now
So wet*
IT SHOULD BE WET~
a DRY LAP
is a BAD LAP
GUD GOONERS
LET DEIR LAPS
REMAIN
WET
MOIST
JUICY
STICKY
OOZY
GUSHY
NOISY
SQUELCHY
SLIPPERY
SLIMY
GROSS
NASTY~
*My noisy sloppy gooner lap🥴*
FUGGG YEEEEH~
GRIP DAT MEAT, CEDAR~
HOLD ON
N NEVA
EVA
EVA
EEVVVVAAAA
LET GO
ur CAWK
is ur LIVELYHOOD
ur BEST FRIEND
ur SIGNIFICANT OTHA
ur SOLEMATE
ur
EVERYTHING~
*Yessss*
DONT FEEL SHAME
in WASTIN HOUAS
DAYS
n NIGHTS
tah ur SLOBBERIN SCHLONG~
SELF-LUV
is BEST-LUV~
u DO LUV URSELF
SPECIALLY DAT DONGER
RIGHT, CEDAR~?
*I love my fat donger*
OHHHH, cedar got a PHAT DICK, NIIIIICEEE~
SO MUCH
MEAT
GIRTH
THICCNESS
WIDENESS
tah SQUEEZE
STRANGLE
STROKE
TUG
n BATE WIT~
da ONLY PUSSY U NEED
fo ur PHAT DICK
is ur FIST~
n da GREAT THING
bout ur FIST is dat
U
can CONTROL
HOW LOOSE
n HOW TIGHT
U WANT IT tah BE~
*Fistpussy is the best pussy
I don’t need anything else*
EXAAACCTTLLYY~
WHY BOTHER
when da ONLY PERSON
WHO KNOWS
HOW to tah
PLEASE U BEST
is
U~?
LOOK AT U, cedar~
ur in
FULL CONTROL~
u LUV
da EXACT
RHYTHM
TIGHTNESS
o ur PALMPUSSY~
u LUV jus MAINTAININ
a CONSISTENT TEMPO
lettin ur HAND
DANCE on ur DONG
WALTZ wit ur WEINER
TANGO wut ur THROBBER~
*Mhmmm yeah
The perfect fit*
EXACTLLLLY~
n wit LUBE
WHETHA it be
LOTION
OIL
GREASE
or DROOL
as LUBE~?
its FUGGIN
FAPPY
FAGGOT
HEAVEN~
*I never want to leave this fappy faggot heaven
It’s so perfect*
DATS RIIIGHT, cedar~
UNITE wit dat DICK
u LUV how it MAKES U FEEL~
jus a SIMPLE
TUG
TWIST
PUMP
n SQUEEZE
n dey ALL make ur MIND MELT~
*It’s funny how just a simple up and down motion can feel so right
To make me completely addicted
Never wanting to stop
So easy for me to just keep going*
it IS
dey say
sum THINGS
r TOO GUD
tah be TRUE~
but GOONIN~?
its SO GUUDD
dat
IT
IS
DA TRUTH~
DIS ur MOMENT, cedar
ur HAPPY PLACE~
*Gooning is my truth
My escape*
EXACTLY~
cedar's a STOOPID FAGGOT
who IRONICALLY
CANT ESCAPE
DA CLUTCHES o his CAWK
o WHICH he CLUTCHES ONTO~
DIS is ur DAILY ROUTINE, isnt it~?
jus SITTIN in ur GOONERTHRONE
prolly
in ur
BIRTHDAY SUIT
gettin SWEADY
STEAMY
n STANKY
havin HELLA TABS OPEN
FILLED
wit FILTHY
GAY PORN
SPECIALLY
GAY FURRY PORN~
*U know it*
u LUVVVVV
CRUSHIN SO HARD
lettin ur HEART GUSH
fo dese FICTIONAL CHARACTERS
doin summa da mos
NASTIEST
THINGS
IMAGINABLE~
n u LUV
how deres SO MUCH o IT
u FIND wut u CONSIDER
ur FAVORITE PIC
n den cums ANOTHA ONE
den ANOTHA ONE
n ANOTHA ONE
N ANOTHA
N ANOTHA
N ANOTHA
n befo u KNO IT
u've WASTED HALF UR DAY
OBEYIN ur PENIS~
*I love sacrificing my time to porn
Porn deserves my time*
WHY WOULDNT IT~?
jus let PORN make u RETARDED~
*Fictional characters deserve my worship
Yes I love getting retarded for porn*
MMMMMMPPPHHHH
FUGGGGGGG YEEEEEEEH
DATS RIIIGHT, CEDAR
*Letting my mind go primal
Grunting for porn*
DATS RIGHT
BECUM an ANIMAL fo PORN
DONT GIVE UR MIND a BREAK
from GOONER LOBOTOMY
HOWEVA UR BODY
REACTS
from ur DONG
JUS
LET
IT
HAPPEN~
GROAN
TWITCH
GRUNT
SQUIRM
LEAK
STROKE
OOZE
PUMP~
*Mmmph fuck
So many triggers*
FUGG YEEEEH
CEDAR
WUUUVVVVVVS
HIS TRIGGERWURDZ
DONT HE~?
*Yes*
SO
SIMPLE
YET
EFFECTIVE
LIFECHANGIN
MINDNUMBIN
BRAINBREAKIN~
jus SUBMIT tah muh NASTY SPILLAGE o NAWTY WURDZ, cedar~
let em ALL
GUIDE U
DEEPER
FASTER
ROUGHER
INTO DAT
BOUNDLESS
INFINITE HOLE
o GOONHOOD~
*I need to get worse
To delve deeper into the infinite rabbit hole of porn
It feels too good to ignore
Everytime I think about quitting it seems to suck me down deeper*
FUGGGGGG YEEEEEH
IM GLAD U FOUND
da WONDAFUL IRONY
in RESISTIN~
i bet u WANNA AVOID PORN
jus so it FEELS
SOOO
FUGGGGIIINN
GUUUDDDD
UPON UR RETURN~
ALL DAT
BUILT-UP
LUST
ALL DAT
PENT-UP
SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
jus BLOATIN ur BLUEBALLS
n ur CAWK
is jus
OH SO READY
fo ANOTHA PUMPIN~
*Relapse gooning is my favorite*
RELAPSE GOONIN
is VERRRRYYY FUGGIN GUD~
da BUILD-UP is QUITE NICE, TOO
jus HAVIN
dem SUBTLE
tah OBVIOUS
GOONERTRIGGERS
OCCUR in ur EVERYDAY LIFE
WHETHA it be
a NOISE
like PINGIN MESSAGE SOUND
tah SIMPLY
SEEIN A PIC
jus a SIMPLE
SAFE-FO-WORK PIC
o ur
FAVORITE
FURRY CHAR~
n INSTANTLY
ur REMINDED
o WHO U R, DEEP DOWN
WUT U MUS DO
n den
u TRY
u TRY
SOOOO
SOOO
DESPERATELY
tah RESIST
SPECIALLY at NIGHT
WHEN EVERYTHING'S QUITED DOWN
da PERFECT MOMENT
tah REST
but NO
ur MIND
is MAGNETIZED
by ur MEAT
ur FLACCID MEAT GROWIN IN SIZE
MUCH LIKE UR TEMPTATION
n BEFO U KNO IT
ur RIGHT BACK ON UR HABIT
CHOKIN UR CAWK, AGAIN~
*Yeah this last time I relapsed. I had been fighting my warped gooner thoughts all day until I finally decided to give into the pleasure. I took three edibles and delved so deep into porn worship.*
FUUUGGGG YEEEEEEHHHH~
BAKE
DAT
BRAIN~
RUB
DAT
DONGER~
FEEL PROUD
PRIDEFUL
POWAFUL
n SMUG
dat u DIDNT GIVE IN
tah POST-NUT CLARITY
u DIDNT GIVE IN
tah RESISTANCE~
u KNO
dat ur LIFE
is MEANINGLESS
MISEERABLE
n MINISCULE
witout GOONIN
in FACT
u TRULY FEEL ENTERTAINED
u TRULY FEEL MIGHTY
u TRULY FEEL HAPPY
when u DIVE
ur PALMY LUV
n CLOSE IT
round ur THROBBY JOY
n get tah PUMPIN
GET tah GRUNTIN
GET tah OOZIN
like a GUD GOONBOI~
*My life is so meaningless without this fuckin pleasure
God damn*
RIGHT~?
GUD THING
u got
PALMPUSSIES
a DICK
n sum BALLS
tah GIVE U MEANIN~
n i bet
HAVIN ME HERE
as COMPANY
fo ur ADDICKTIVE HABIT
makes u feel SO SPECIAL bout ur BEINI a GOONERFAG, huh~?
*Mmm yes
You’re so good at fueling my addiction
I haven’t even jerked off to porn yet
I’ve only been gooning to your durtywurdz*
AWWWWW
im SO GUD AT IT~?
THANK U SO MUCH, cedar~
im jus doin muh JOB
makin muh GOONERFAGS SOOO HAPPY n JOYFUL~
n MMMMMPHH
FUUGGGGG
ur ONLY GETTIN OFF
SOLELY
from muh
DURTYWURDZ~?
HOLY SHIIIIEEEEEEEDDDDDDDD
ur a SIMPY SLUT fo muh MESSAGES, aint ya~?
bet u WENT BACK
n READ OUA PREVIOUS GOONER SESH
bout PAWS n FEET
jus HOPIN
i RETURN
n BRING U BACK
tah BATOR HEAVEN~
*Yep ur messages make me so horny
The degrading ones are my favorite*
OH i BET DEY R
EVERYONE
LUVS
BEIN
DEGRADED
BY ME~
ur a FUGGIN JOKE, cedar
NO NUT PARTICIPANT
TRYNA SHOW da WHOLE WORLD
dat ur MO dan jus a
SIMPLE
LOWLIFE
DEADBEAT
GOONERFAG
dat u ACTUALLY have ACTUAL INSPIRATIONS
otha dan
GETTIN HIGH
n GOONIN
dat u ACTUALLY have MEANINGFUL THINGS tah DO
INSTEAD o
GROANIN
n BATIN
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
*🥵🥴*
GET REAL, FAGGOT~
ur a BITCH
tah ur BONER
PLAIN n SIMPLE~
TEMPTATION
is ONE o ur BIGGEST GIFTS
but SUBMISSION~?
ur ABSOLUTE FAV~
HAHAHAHAAHAHA
CEDAR CANT STOP FUGGIN HIS HAND
WUT a LOSER~
dis FAGGOT
GETS OFF tah
UNFUGGABLE
UNTANGIBLE
IMAGINARY
FICTIONAL
FURRY
FAGGOTS~
*Mmm Thank you*
oh ur WELCUM, PORNSLUT~
hope NUTHIN GOES GREAT IN UR LIFE
OTHA DAN
SUBMITTIN
FURTHA
n FURTHA
tah ME~
POST-NUT CLARITY
is ur GREATEST SIN
u MUSTNT THINK TOO HARD
from WUT u were FAPPIN TO
from WUT u jus CAME TO
n INSTEAD
jus ROLL WIT IT
jus ACCEPT
dat ur ALWAYS
GONNA
CUM
BACK
TAH
IT
NO
MATTA
WUT~
ONE MOMENT
ur DEPRESSED ova HOW MUCH UR PENIS has TAKEN OVA UR LIFE
da NEXT MOMENT
u GUSH ur HEART OUT, bein FLAT-OUT THANKFUL fo ur GRACIOUS, GODLY, GIRTHY GOONERBONER
POPPIN
N POUNDIN
LIKE CRAZY
LIKE U R, RN~
n DONT EVA GET SAD bout WASTIN DAYS tah ur PENIS, cedar~
its GREAT dat ur a
GOONERLOSER
its GREAT
dat u COULDNT HOLD UR LOAD ALL NOVEMBER~
*It’s worth being a goonerloser for porn*
it REALLY IS
n PORN
HAS NEVA
BEEN BETTA
wit da INTERNET~
EVEN IF u LEAVE from it fo a time
ONCE U CUM BACK
IT'LL
STILL
BE DERE
WAITIN FO U
TEMPTIN U
GOADIN U
BRIBIN U
WHEEDLIN U
TEASIN U
MAKIN U
GROPE
DAT
BONER
HUFF
DEM
POPPERS
N MELT
DAT
MIND
INTO MUSH~
*Fuggg yeah*
jus LISTENIN tah URSELF
how u KEEP HUFFIN
ur BREATH
ALL SHAKY
UNABLE
tah STOP GROANIN
n jus LISTENIN
tah dat
SWEET
SWEET
SYMPHONY
ur CONDUCTIN
TWEEN UR THIGHS~
MMMMMPH
CEDAR CAWK GO
SLSH
SLSH
SLSH
SLSH
SLSH
SLSSH
SLSSHL
SSLSSH
SLSSH
SLSSH
SLSSH
SLSH
SSLSSH
SSLSSH
SLSSH
SLSH
SLSSH
SLSSH
SSLSSH
SLSSH
SLSSH
SLSH
SLLSSSH
SLSSSH
CEDAR CONTINUE CHOKIN CAWK
tah BIG BLACK GOONERDADDY'S DURTYWURDZ
CEDAR PEEPEE GO GUSH GUSH
tah BIG BLACK GOONERDADDY'S DURTYWURDZ
CEDAR MIND GO DUMDUM
tah BIG BLACK GOONERDADDY'S DURTYWURDZ
CEDAR
WORSHIPS
BIG
BLACK
HAIRY
DARK
GOONERDADDY~
*I worship
Big
Black
Hairy
Dark
GOONERDADDY*
FUUGGGGG YEEEEEEEHHHH
KNO HOW U SERVE, u SIMPY SLAVE~
HAHAHAAH
ur SO
SIMPLE~
jus STARIN AT A SCREEN
FULLA TEXT
n YET
ur VIOLENTLY THROBBIN
OOZIN EXCESSIVELY
n prolly MUSTY AS HELL
from GOONIN tah muh PORNY MESSAGES~
i WOULD SAY "GET A LIFE"
but ur BENEATH DAT~
KEEP MAKIN DAT PALM
KISS UR SHAFT
KEEP MAKIN UR FINGAZ
HUG UR TIP
KEEP COILIN DAT HAND
ROUND UR MEMBER
n SUFFOCATE IT~
u penis LUUVVVS bein
a MASOCHIST~
it LIKES IT ROUGH
HOLD HIM TIGHT
TUG HIM HARD
ABUSE UR STIFFY
CODDLE IT
wut TOUGH LUV
MAKE HIM
SMOOTH UR BRAIN~
*My donger feels so safe being hugged by my palmpussy
It makes my brain feel so good
Smoothbrained*
HAHAHAAH
CEDAR'S IQ
IS GETTIN LOW~
DETERIORATE
from muh BATORIFIC MESSAGES
its ALL ur WORTH
bein muh
MEASLY
PATHETIC
DOCILE
BOITOI~
EDGE dem BRAINCELLS OUTTA ur BONER
n SMOTHER ur COCK wit em~
*Fuggg yeah
Just daddy’s edging smoothbrained boitoi
It’s satisfying to feel my brain cells and IQ go down for porn*
MMMMMPH, FUGG YEEH
bet ur SO STOOPID
u prolly
DROOL ON URSELF TOO
DONT YA~?
*It’s good lube*
MMMMMPPHHH
ITS GREAT LUBE
jus bein a DUMDUM MOUFBREATHER
OPENIN ur DEER MAW
n lettin dat
BUBBLY
STEAMY
STICKY
STANKY
JACUZZI
o DROOL
RUNNNNN
OFFA UR TONGUE
OFFA UR TEETH
ALONG UR LIP
N SOON
ONTO ur TIP
CUPPIN UR FINGERS
AROUND
n ABOVE UR HEAD
jus so u MAKE
a NIIIICCEE
WARM
N NASTY
NEW SPID-CUZZI
DROWNIN jus DICKHEAD IN IT fo a SECOND
only tah DROP UR PALM DOWN
n let DAT DROOL
BUKKAKE
ALLLL OVA UR PULSATIN LENGTH
da TEXTURE
so UNDENIABLY GUD
so NATURAL
so GUDDDD
lettin it make ur DICK
SOUND SO
SQUELCHY
GETTIN SO
STICKY
n OVATIME
it CRUSTS UP
like SMEGMA
n u CONTINUE
tah DROOL on ur DONG
PLASTERIN IT
in a MIXTURE
o OLD N NEW SPIDDLE~
*An endless supply of nasty gooner drool*
EXACTLY~
its MOUFWATERIN
jus tah TAKE IN
da MIASMA
da AROMA
da STENCH
o ur STANKY DICK~
jus HUFFIN IT
makes u HUNGRY
fo an EVEN STANKIER SCENT from ur OWN CROTCH~
jus CANT STOP BEIN THURSTY
fo ur THURSTY THROBBER
bet u HUNGER
fo da SCENT
o ur OWN BALLS, TOO
jus SMOTHERIN ur FINGAZ
in ur SWEADY SCROTE
only tah RAISE ur HAND UP
n TAKE
a WELL-DESERVED
DEEP
LOOONNNNNNNGGGG
SNNNNNNRRRRRRRRFFFFFFFFFFFFF
INHALIN ur NATURAL SCROTUM-POPPER SCENT
n HOW MUCH dat TASTY SCENT
MAKES ya DROOOLLLLLL~
*Fuck that smells amazing*
NIIIIIICCEEEE~
*I want to be smellier*
u ADORE ur BALLMUSK GREATLY, huh~?
*Fugg yeah my ballmusk is so filthy*
u BETTA BE SMELLIER, u fuggin FAGGOT~
MMMMMPH, if u THINK ur BALLMUSK is FILTHY
den u SHOULD TRY HUFFIN
DEM PITS
SHOW EM ur APPRECIATION
u DISGUSTIN BONERBITCH~
*I am*
HOW DO DEY SMELL~?
*Ripe and moist*
FUGGGGG YEEEEEH~
u should DEFINITELY
RUB DEM PITS
wit ur SMELLY BATOR-HAND
n jus RUB IT BACK ON UR DONG~
*I’m rubbing my steamy pits*
GUUUDDDDD BOOIIIIIIIII~
u KNO wut u GOTTA DO NEXT
ur DICK is WAITIN FO YA~
*Mmmph spreading the filthy smells everywhere*
FFUUGGGGG YEEEEH~
EXACCCTTTLLLLY
SPREAD
ur AROMATIC INFLUENCE
EVERYWHERE
SPECIALLY
ON DAT DICK~
MAKE UR DICK
SMELL GUD
MAKE UR DICK
SMELL
JUS
LIKE
U~
MAKE it SEEM
as THO
ur CAWK
FUGGED
ur PITS
n DATS WHY
it SMELLS
JUS LIKE EM~
*I’m such a filthy pitfucking loser*
FUGGGG YEEEH~
CEDAR'S A PITFUGGER
CEDAR LUVS
WHEN SMELLY PEEPEE
SMELLS LIKE
SMELLY
PUNGENT
RIPE
MOIST
RANK
DANK
PITPUSSIES~
*Hehe yeah*
OHHHHH
n tah REALLY
REALLY
REEAALLLY
MAKE UR DICK
STANK HELLA FUGGIN GUD
u should RUB UR FINGAZ
ALL OVA
MAYBE EVEN
INSIDE
DAT BUTTCRACK
SPECIALLY
DAT BUSSY
i KNO
u got a "BAD" CASE
o SWAMPASS
from GOOIN SO MUCH
n fo SO LONG~
*can’t stop huffing my fingers now fuck*
FUGGGG YEEEEH
KEEP
HUFFIN
SNIFFIN
SNORTIN
SMELLIN
LUVIN
ADORIN
SIMPIN
SLAVIN
ova ur MAGNIFICENT SCENT~
u LUVVV ur SWAMPY BUMBUM
ur FILTHY SEWAGEHOLE
u should jus
PLUG
UR
NOSTRILS
wit ur SMELLY FINGAZ
jus NOSEFUGG URSELF
wit ur RICH STANK
ya NASTY FAGGOT~
*Hhhhnnf stink is so strong*
DATS RIIIGHT
GET TRIGGERED
BY UR STANK
U LUV IT
U ENJOY IT
U ADORE IT
U WANT IT
bein a GROSS
GRIMY
DURTY
STANKY
SWEADY
GOONERFAG
is ur TRUEST
n PERFECT SELF~
*I’m so deep and gooned right now*
DONT CLIMB OUTTA DAT GOONERPIT U'VE DUG URSELF INTO
KEEP DIGGIN
MAKE IT
IMPOSSIBLE
tah CLIMB BACK OUT
n RELAPSE wit da PURPOSE o "GETTIN AWAY"
u should ONLY ATTEMPT tah CLIMB OUT
only tah GROW dat TEMPTATION
n make JUMPIN BACK IN
DAT MUCH MO EXCITIN~
MMMMMMMMMMPPPHH
does cedar LUVVV bein a LOSER~?
does cedar LUUVVV his STANKY BODY~?
*Yessss I luvvv being daddy’s stanky loser*
awwwww~
ur MUH LOSER, cedar~
muh LAZY HEDONIST
NOT GIVIN a FUGG BOUT ANYTHING ELSE
jus RAWDOGGIN HIS HAND
RAPIN HIS NOSEPUSSIES
HIS NUSSIES
n jus bein a YUMMY GOONERBATOR DEERPUP
fo his KIND n CARIN
MANIPULATIVE
MASTERFUL
PORNDADDY~
ur dick mus be DRIPPIN WET, AINT IT~?
jus GUSHIN wit EDGE-JUICE, huh~?
*Yep my dick is still sloppy*
FUGGGG YEEEEEEHHH~
does cedar WISH tah COOM
on NO-NUT-NOVEMBER ONCE AGAIN
like da LOSERFAG he IS~?
by WAY
o DARK DADDY'S DURTYWURDZ~?
*Yes!!!!
Make me fail again*
MMMMMMPHHH
"MAKE U FAIL AGAIN"
wut an INCREDIBLE WAY tah DESRCIBE UR LOSS, U LOSER~
i aint GONNA REGRET
MAKIN U FEEL TERRIBLE
fo ur SHORTCUMMINGS, CEDAR~
u BETTA BE PUMPIN HARD
cuz Daddy's gonna
RAPE
DAT
BRAIN~
MMMMMMMPPHHHHH
does cedar WANNA be BOMBARDED
wit GOONERTRIGGER WORD SPAMMAGE AGAIN~?
*Do I get to cum this time?*
oh u WILL
u'll be DEFEATED
by muh PORNY WURDZ, DIS TIME~
u READY tah GOON OFF
from TRIGGERWURDZ~?
*Give me one sec to get my poppers ready*
FUGGG YEEEH
MAKE SURE
tah GIVE EM
a GUUUUDDDDD HUFFFFF
maybe HUFF
fo about
TEN SECONDS
so i can
REALLLLY
FUGG
U
UP~
*K I’m ready*
NIIIIIICCCEEEEE~
well
HERE
WE
GO~
MMMMMMMMPPHHH
cedar LUVS IT, dont he~?
jus GRIPPIN DAT DONGER
PUMPIN
POUNDIN
TUGGIN
STROKIN
JUMPIN
CLIMBIN
COLLASPIN
DAT HAND
on dat GIRTHY BONER
jus LUVIN
how ur OBESE
PHAT
NASTY
GREASY
GIRTHY
GOONERDONER
is makin u SOOOO FUGGIN
SMOOTHBRAINED
STOOPID
RETARDED
DISABLED
AUTISTIC
*Thank you so much. That was amazing!*
FUGGGGGGG
u jus BUSSED DAT NUT~?
IF SO, den NIIIIIIICCCEEEEE~ im GLAD i HELPED GIVE u a NICE, HAPPY, CUMMY ENDIN tah ur LATEST GOONER SESH wit me~
*Yeah I came*
FUGGGG YEEEEEH~
DATS wut i WANNA HEAR~
i LUVVV makin muh FELLOW FAPPY FAGGOTS HAPPY, HORNY, EXHAUSTED n EJACULATED~
well, since i KNO ur SPENT from ALL DAT STROKIN, EDGIN n COOMIN
i'll letcha REST, now
u TAKE CARE, cedar~!
n DONT FORGET tah RELAPSE, u STOOPID FAGGOT~
*Thank you
Yeah have a good one!*
oh ur ALWAYS WELCUM, u ADORABLE GOONY-SIMPY~
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