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ALWAYS, CUTIE~\n", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "ayyy dere, badday~ hope muh WIDDLE GOONERSLUT is DOIN GUD~ i SHOULD be AVAILABLE within an HOUA OR SO~

...

*fell asleep again...

Hope we can actually do it for realsies tonight

?

smoogie?~*

ayyy dere, badday~ i HOPE tah FAP wit u TONIGHT~ jus gotta DO SUMTHIN FIRST~ i SHOULD be BACK within a HALF-HOUA...MAYBE EVEN EARLIER, HOPEFULLY~

*Sweet!~*

im BAAACK~

bet u've been ANXIOUS fo anotha GOONER SESH, huh~?

*mhm~*

awwww~ lookit ya

jus THIRSTY in havin ur MIND

MOLD into MUSH AGAIN~

bet u LUV how DADDY SMOOGY makes u feel SOOO GUUUD, dont ya~?

*yeah~*

FUUGGGG YEEEEH~

bet u STRIP NUDE n FAP WHENEVA we GOON, dont u, badday~?

*mhm*

NIIIIICCEEE~

ALWAYS WONDAFUL tah be in ur BIRTHDAY SUIT

jus been a NUDE GOONIE

gettin PRAISED

n HUMILIATED

by u r GOONERDADDY~

so, ur JACKIN OFF tah GET READY~?

*ready already*

NIIIIICCEEE~

always OH SO GUD tah HEAR muh FELLOW BOYOS TELL me dat deyre YANKIN n TWISTIN on deir MEAT~

means im DOIN muh JOB

in makin u PERVS NICE N HAPPY~

n COURSE, smoogy's TUGGIN on his MEAT, TOO~

its NECESSARY fo da INSPIRATION o muh HYPERGHETTOFIED, PORNTARDED VERNACULAR dat u GOONERFAGS ADORE SO MUCH~

anyway, i WONDA wut badday would LIKE tah get DRIPPY TO TONIGHT....~

*again, i prefer you decide*

HMMMM, OK~

GLAD dat ur WILLIN tah let Daddy RUN THINGS

as it SHOULD BE~

OOOOHH, i got SUM THINGS fo U tah ENJOY~

in a MOMENT~

gotta FIND da PICS, FIRST~

bet u feel ur HEART BEATIN FASTER EVERYTIME u WAIT fo smoogy tah POST da PICS, huh~?

*mmmm*

GUUUUDDDD~

oh, n if u eva have HORNY THOUGHTS u wanna POST, EVEN WHEN im NOT ON HERE, bout HOW GUD ur DICK FEELS n SUCH, FEEL FREE tah POST EM ON HERE~

DONT MIND AT ALL hearin muh FELLOW PERVERTS INNER THOUGHTS~

i find it ADORABLE~

*hehe*

yeeh, jus thought i LETCHA KNO dat u could ALWAYS FEEL COMFY tellin me ur DEPRAVED SEXUAL FANTASIES tah me~

n ANYWAY

think i FOUND ALL DA PICS

now, LEMME SEE which ONE i can START YA OFF~....

here

lets get ya HORNY

fo ONE GROUP in PARTICULAR~

dem SMELLY

NASTY

HORNY

LONELY

LOSERS

aka

dem NERDS

dem

DANK

DORKS~

started wit

DIS ONE~

https://d.furaffinity.net/art/yowesephth/1641139982/164...

MMMMMPH, looks HANDSUM, DOESNT HE~?

*mhm*

u SEE, badday~?

jus get LOST in da MASSIVE, HEAVIN WEIGHT o da nerd's SWAMPASS

his BADONKADONK ALL SWEADY n STANK

from SITTIN AT DA COMPUTER ALL DAY~

his UNDIES, PANTS n ROOM ALIKE

ALL TAINTED by da MOIST, PUNGENT, VILE SMELL dat his BOOTY CONSTANTLY PUMPS OUT~

https://d.furaffinity.net/art/yowesephth/1641139982/164...

ur HUFFIN HIM, AINT YA~?

*no, just entranced by the big ass*

GUUUUDDDDD~

MMMPPH, FUGGIN LUV how ur BRAINWASHED as u STARE into his BIG, GREASY, BUMBUM~

n aint he ADORABLE~?

a NASTY, CHUBBY FELLA wit an even NASTIER PHAT DUMPTRUCK~

https://d.furaffinity.net/art/yowesephth/1641139982/164...

bet ur GROANIN n GASPIN as u GOON tah ALL DAT THICC PERSPIRATION ROOOLLLLL DOWN HIS CHEEKS, HUH~?

*mhm*

GUUUDDDDD~

u wut'll be GUD~?

U...

https://d.furaffinity.net/art/yowesephth/1641139982/164...

LICCIN HIS WET CHEEKS~

CLEAN HIM UP, badday~

hes in DESPERATE NEED o a BATH

n UR DA FRIEND who can CLEAN HIM RIGHT~

NOBODY ELSE CLEANS DORKDONK as BETTA...

dan U~

ya SWAMPASS CLEANER~

https://d.furaffinity.net/art/yowesephth/1641139982/164...

CMON, badday~ DONT KEEP HIM WAITIN~

he DOES LOOK VERY TASTY, RIGHT~?

jus FEEL UR TONGUE RUUBBBB ITSELF across his MASSIVE, PLUMP CURVES

da LARGE DRIBBLES o ASS SWEAT RIDIN DOWN da NURDBOI'S CHEEKS

befo RIDIN ALONG ur TASTEBUDS~

his BOOTYJUICE IMMENSELY SALTY~

https://d.furaffinity.net/art/yowesephth/1641139982/164...

n da FACT dat his ASS REMAINS GLISTENIN

NOT ONLY FROM HIM SWEADIN

BUT U WORSHIPIN HIM

jus makes u QUIVER in PERVERTED DELIGHT~

https://d.furaffinity.net/art/yowesephth/1641139982/164...

u've been WANTIN tah PLAY wit da DORK'S DONK fo a LOOONNNNGGG TIME

n u FIGURED u'd GIVE IN tah ur URGES ALREADY~

*nastier ranker moooooorrreeeeeee*

"NASTIER N RANKER," MMMMPH~

well

i got

JUS DAT~

https://d.furaffinity.net/art/yowesephth/1641573992/164...

MMMMMMPHHHH, ANOTHA NURDY DUMPTRUCK~

bet ur ENJOYIN how FUGGIN PHAT n CHUBBY dey r, huh~?

SPECIALLY DIS FARDIN BOI~

jus IMAGINE, badday~ ur HANGIN OUT wit ANOTHA ONE o ur SMELLY LOSER FRIENDS

who ALSO HAS a PHATASS, n who ALSO DOESNT UNDASTAND da CONCEPT o a "SHOWER"~

his MOIST ASS-PRINT o SWEAT RUNNIN RIIIIIIIIGHT DOWN DA MIDDLE o his PANTS

is jus SUMTHIN U CANT LOOK AWAY~

https://d.furaffinity.net/art/yowesephth/1641573992/164...

its HARD tah SURPRESS ur TENT EACH n EVERYTIME u MEET HIM

SPECIALLY in his FILTHY BEDROOM

which SMELLS o da DORK'S DANK DONK~

n den ONE DAY, u jus say "FUGG IT~"

u've been JACKIN OFF tah his ASS fo SOOO LOONNNNNGGG

u NEEDED da REAL THING~

u WANTED HIS PANTS, DA MOIST STAIN, DA STALE BEDROOM STENCH, DA PUNGENT BOOTYCRACK STANK, DA
WEIGHT o his MASSIVE ASS, EVERYTHING~

https://d.furaffinity.net/art/yowesephth/1641573992/164...

n FINALLY, u make ur ADORKABLE NURD-DOGGY SIT OON YA~

AWWWWW, n how FUGGIN PATHETIC IT WUZ, seein u TWO be NASTY~

da MEEK, AWKWARD DAWGY SITTIN ON TOP o da "BIG BAD" WOLFIE, SMOTHERIN HIM GUD~

*fuuuck i came faster this time whyyyyyyy*

OOOOOHHHHHHH, NIIIIIICCEEE~

HAHAHAHAHAH, BADDAY PREMATURELY EJACULATED~

maybe its cuz muh WURDZ were EXTRA IMMERSIVE, WERENT DEY, BADDAY~?

how i PAINTED such VIVID SCENARIOS o u VISITIN ur MASSIVE NURDBOI FRIENDS

n jus SIMPIN fo deir SLIMY ASSES~

bet ur ORGASM FELT FUGGIN WONDAFUL THO, DIDNT IT~?

*mhm*

NIIIIICCEE~

WELL, u wanna do ROUND 2~? since ya CAME EARLY~?

*nah, I gotta sleep*

OH, OK~

im GLAD im ALWAYS HERE makin muh FILTHY SUBBY FEEL GUD BOUT HIMSELF~

anyway, u TAKE CARE n have a GUD NIGHT, badday~

*thanks, you too*

ur WELCUM as ALWAYS, CUTIE~
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