[MLP:FIM] Fucking Ponies 7 (Preview)
by Silvergunner
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The blue pegasus dropped the letter she had received onto her desk and laid back in her chair, sighing. Out of the mail she had received that day, it was the only one that had really invoked any emotion in her. Most of the rest was fan mail and confirmations of venue and equipment orders she had placed. It was Monday, and the day she had to handle the business behind her musical career.

She looked at the letter again and stared at her name on it: "Rainbow Dash". All the other mail had her musician persona "ROCKSTAR DASH" written on the front. Inside the letter was an apology by someone important to her. Someone who had let her down on the biggest night of her life, and had not seen for a while. Most ponies would have still been angry and maybe dismissing of such an impersonal apology. But Rainbow Dash knew the writer, and knew that she was too shy and scared to speak about it face-to-face.

Shaking her head so her rainbow streaked hair flowed back into its normal spiky style, she lifted herself up off her chair and flapped her wings so she was hovering above the ground. Slinging on a backpack and sliding the letter into it, she accelerated out of one of her house's windows at high speed. She would be visiting Derpy Hooves about this matter, with intentions on expressing forgiveness.

When she got to Derpy Hooves' upper storey flat near the bakery she found it deserted. Walking into the tiny abode she noticed despite Derpy's personality of been shy and clumsy, her house was really tidy yet rather empty of personal posessions. She moved through the kitchen and saw the cupboards open and filled to the brim with muffins. Going through the lounge she saw a single sofa and bookshelf filled with all of A.K. Yearling's novels - Dashie smiled thinking they shared a good taste in literature. Eventually she entered Derpy's bedroom, and a shocking sight met her eyes.

In the bedroom was a large double bed, and upon it seemingly abandoned were a selection of dildos, all coloured in rainbow streaks. On the walls were large photo posters of Rainbow Dash's various escapades, including when she did a Sonic Rainboom to save Rarity, a close-up rear shot when she was reading the latest Daring Do book, and notably her performance at Ponyville's talent contest, which had began Dashie's career as "Rockstar Dash". And surrounding the dildo were several scrawled drawings, each depicting Derpy getting sexually dominated by Rainbow Dash.

Dashie blushed harshly. She realised Derpy had a crush on her. And judging by the wording of the letter she had received, the young grey pegasus' reluctance to be on stage with Dashie was because she was attracted to her too much. Dashie giggled nervously - to be totally truthful, the feelings of love weren't exactly one sided...

Back to her investigation, Rainbow Dash switched into Detective mode and looked for any clues to Derpy's disappearance. She noticed footprints on the ground leading to and from the bed to outside, all of them dusty and the remnants of leaf bits here and there. The firmness of the prints mean that it wasn't a pegasus that made them, and the dustiness and leaf bits suggested they had come from the outskirts of the Evergreen forest.

Rainbow Dash left the flat and flew through ponyville slowly, making her way to the outskirts and towards the Evergreen forest. She was so focused on rescuing Derpy, she almost collided with her purple unicorn friend who was walking through Ponyville for some fresh air. "Oops... Sorry Twilight" Rainbow Dash said, screeching to a halt and dropping to the ground.

Twilight Sparkle smiled. "No worries, Rainbow Dash. Its nice to see you. Like to join me on my morning walk?" she asked the blue pegasus mare.

"I can't. I think Derpy Hooves has been kidnapped..." Dashie breathed, trying to prevent herself from panicking even further. "I'm following these footprints that started from her house."

Twilight paused for a moment. She knew Derpy had let Rainbow Dash down, but she and her had been involved in some sexual escapades in the recent past, and she knew that the young grey pegasus meant no wrong despite been nervous and clumsy. "I'll help you. Lead the way" Twilight replied, and started walking, following the footprints.

"Not enough time, Twilight!" Dashie replied. She took to the air, grabbed Twilight by the waist with her front hooves, and zoomed forward at high speed carrying the surprised purple unicorn.

The next thing Twilight knew was they had reached the edge of the Evergreen forest and Dashie had slowed and dropped her. The footprints had ceased and in front of them were a group of three females. There was a Griffin on the right holding a grey pegasus - Derpy Hooves herself - down. And on the left was a blue unicorn mare wearing a purple wizard's hat, who was smiling evilly as the two friends approached.

"Ah, Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash" cackled the blue Unicorn "You're just in time to watch me and Gilda utilise the power of our latest captive" she chuckled, pointing at Derpy Hooves who was been held on the shoulder by Gilda the Griffin. The little grey pegasus looked terrified.

"Trixie? What do you want Derpy for?" Rainbow Dash growled.

"We need her for her Popularity Level. Added to ours, we will be the most powerful individuals in Equestria!" Trixie chuckled.

"What does Popularity level have to do with this?" Twilight asked.

"You should realise how important Popularity Level is, Twilight" Trixie snickered. "In our world, the more popular person is more likely to come out better in a conflict or even of any sort. Just like pro wrestling really."

"And your level is nothing compared to mine, Trixie's or Derpy Hooves'!" Gilda exclaimed.

Twilight growled. "We'll see about that!" she yelled. Her horn sparkled and light surrounded her as she let out a yell. Suddenly from her back sprouted two angelic wings, sparkling in the sunlight.

"Like that will help you" Gilda cackled, unimpressed. "Whats her rating, Trixie?" she asked the white unicorn next to her.

"ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" Trixie exclaimed, dropping her smartphone in shock.

"What? Nine Thousand! Thats higher than even Derpy!" Gilda yelled. She then gazed at Twilight and smirked. "Its still nothing compared to the three of us combined. You're still going to lose this battle, Twilight" she cackled.

"Ponyville depends on me, and I won't lose!" Twilight yelled, before lunging forward yelling. Gilda did the same to meet her.

[to be continued]