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Two very large, fleshy spheres served up on a tray. A set of eyes dilated from arousal and embarrassment.

Unfortunately for the armadillo known as C, those qualities were not describing a female; at least none he knew of.

The sexy lingerie? On a male. Those curves? A chubby frame. The spheres? Unusually large testicles.

C found out about the eyes as he passed by a mirror. He didn't need to see any signs of embarrassment; he knew it was there. He FELT the embarrassment.

The kinkily-dressed male was, in fact, C himself.

How did the armadillo get into this situation? It doesn't matter too much at the moment. Besides, he can't think about that right now; he has to focus.

Holding a serving tray so low isn't easy, especially when walking, but at least it offers better support for his testicles than the ball brassiere he's wearing.

C's erect penis is leaking quite a bit of precum now, coating the top of his balls. As much as he wants to deny it, he really is getting off on this. It'll be obvious to anyone who could see him, and a few would likely be able to smell his scent, too.

What will happen when it's time? Thankfully, his balls are not actually going to be eaten. That still leaves plenty of options, though.

Will his balls be licked and nibbled upon? Will his penis be suckled for his seed? Is groping the course of action that will be taken? Is jerking him off the preferred choice? Should he expect a face planted between his orbs in an act of motorboating, whether or not the precum has been cleaned off? Should he be prepared for sex?

Or could it be that all those possibilities and more are on the table, or serving tray, as it were, and that he may experience every one of them?

C was about to find out. Taking a few deep breaths to try to calm himself, he walked over and presented himself as he was suppose to.

"Does anyone want to try my nuts?"

Whatever is done, the answer will at least be a resounding yes.

=====

A commission from Fyrefly.

Nicely done, no?

As you may have been able to tell from the story, I decided to name my armadillo. His name is now C.

What does it stand for? Cerebreus? Cajones? You'll have to ask my subconscious, I guess, because I don't know, either.

I realize the story is rather bare, but I wanted to try something with more implication and less answers this time.

How did I do?

Feel free to comment and, if you would, offer your opinion on both picture and tale, please.

I hope you all enjoy!

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