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The theme of food is southern home-cooking, with pastas, soups, and other meals thrown in for good measure. The diner is famous for its sweet tea and baked goods, but infamous for the sole male waiter's uniform and the size of his balls. It is co-owned by the waiter and his wife Naomi, though she runs most of it.\n\nOther locations have been opened up all over the world, with some able to cater to hundreds of people during a single work shift. The ball size of the males and breast size of the female workers vary, with some being normal and flat, while others are excessive. Naomi herself has a mighty, milky rack that makes mobility troublesome (few people see her nowadays and even fewer know that she's still growing).\n\nDespite all this money coming in, the first location has changed little in its years of operating. Female waiters have been hired, people have come and gone, and the building has seen additions added to allow more room for necessities.\n\nThe only major difference that the customers pay much attention to is the size of the male waiter, whose poor balls continue to slowly grow over time. His uniform exposes and supports his heavy testicles, acting like a ball-bra. Even after all this time, he still blushes about his looks...and the looks he receives.\n\nWhile the lewd nature of the waiter's appearance (and the shows his wife makes him put on) might indicate low quality food, the meals are actually highly rated. Quality and quantity bring in customers who normally wouldn't even associate with such a place, while the sights attract those of a more lecherous eye.\n\nAll in all, business is still growing. With any luck, so will the two owners...\"\n\nAfter reading the private summary of their business history out loud, Naomi looked to her husband.\n\n\"What do you think?\"\n\nThe armadillo was leaking cum, his massive balls churning as they rested upon the ground.\n\n\"Still growing?! Aren't I big enough yet?\"\n\nThe weasel laughed.\n\n\"Oh, no! Never! And neither am I. To think we were once even tinier than we are now. I think I have a picture around here somewhere from when we first started out...\"\n\nShe typed on the keyboard that rested upon her bosom, with every keystroke causing a brief increase in milk leakage. A picture popped up on the large monitor in from of them.\n\n\"There we are! Ah, such memories. It's been years since we've opened up this place. You're still cute as ever, even if still tiny.\"\n\nHe had to disagree about the tiny part, since he gets a height increase when sitting on his own testicles.\n\n\"I was small then, too. Heh. Oh, and there's Mitch! One of our first customers, and still a regular...I admire the dedication. He'll probably be here tomorrow when we open up again, especially since it's the anniversary.\"\n\nThe armadillo gulped.\n\n\"Y-yeah. Are we going to tone it down this time?\"\n\nNaomi laughed.\n\n\"Tone it down? Oh, no, no, no! It's been three years since we've opened this place, and five since we were married. I plan to make it really special! The stage will be ready for the show tomorrow, and thanks to Mitch, I have a few ideas this year.\"\n\nShe set the keyboard aside and strained to lift her lap-filling breasts onto the meal cart next to her. She then approached him, the cart straining under the weight. Her finger gently traced the side of his balls, eliciting a gasp and profuse leakage from his thick penis.\n\n\"Enough talk; I don't want to spoil the surprise. It's time for you to drink up. I want my little man to grow big.\"\n\nThe armadillo obeyed. He loved her, and he loved her milk. She was a little crazy, but so was he, in his own way.\n\nThen again, one would have to be crazy to start anything like The Belle and Balls Diner. Crazy and in love.\n\n=====\n\nThis was drawn by Webster, and guest stars his character Mitchell, who I helped name. That's why I got the picture in the first place.\n\nI've had the concept of this restaurant in mind for awhile, mostly inspired by Norithics' restaurant idea. Originally, I was going to call this restaurant Bollocks, but that didn't fit too well as a name. Thanks to Webster, I came up with a name. He designed the uniform for my armadillo, and even included my character Naomi in the picture!\n\nAgain, my thanks to Webster for this.\n\nPicture by Webster, who owns the horse character named Mitchell.\n\nThe armadillo and Naomi are my characters.\n\nLink to the original: https://inkbunny.net/submissionview.php?id=408636","description_bbcode_parsed":""The Belle and Balls Diner is a small town-style restaurant with a hyper-balled male waiter. The theme of food is southern home-cooking, with pastas, soups, and other meals thrown in for good measure. The diner is famous for its sweet tea and baked goods, but infamous for the sole male waiter's uniform and the size of his balls. It is co-owned by the waiter and his wife Naomi, though she runs most of it.

Other locations have been opened up all over the world, with some able to cater to hundreds of people during a single work shift. The ball size of the males and breast size of the female workers vary, with some being normal and flat, while others are excessive. Naomi herself has a mighty, milky rack that makes mobility troublesome (few people see her nowadays and even fewer know that she's still growing).

Despite all this money coming in, the first location has changed little in its years of operating. Female waiters have been hired, people have come and gone, and the building has seen additions added to allow more room for necessities.

The only major difference that the customers pay much attention to is the size of the male waiter, whose poor balls continue to slowly grow over time. His uniform exposes and supports his heavy testicles, acting like a ball-bra. Even after all this time, he still blushes about his looks...and the looks he receives.

While the lewd nature of the waiter's appearance (and the shows his wife makes him put on) might indicate low quality food, the meals are actually highly rated. Quality and quantity bring in customers who normally wouldn't even associate with such a place, while the sights attract those of a more lecherous eye.

All in all, business is still growing. With any luck, so will the two owners..."

After reading the private summary of their business history out loud, Naomi looked to her husband.

"What do you think?"

The armadillo was leaking cum, his massive balls churning as they rested upon the ground.

"Still growing?! Aren't I big enough yet?"

The weasel laughed.

"Oh, no! Never! And neither am I. To think we were once even tinier than we are now. I think I have a picture around here somewhere from when we first started out..."

She typed on the keyboard that rested upon her bosom, with every keystroke causing a brief increase in milk leakage. A picture popped up on the large monitor in from of them.

"There we are! Ah, such memories. It's been years since we've opened up this place. You're still cute as ever, even if still tiny."

He had to disagree about the tiny part, since he gets a height increase when sitting on his own testicles.

"I was small then, too. Heh. Oh, and there's Mitch! One of our first customers, and still a regular...I admire the dedication. He'll probably be here tomorrow when we open up again, especially since it's the anniversary."

The armadillo gulped.

"Y-yeah. Are we going to tone it down this time?"

Naomi laughed.

"Tone it down? Oh, no, no, no! It's been three years since we've opened this place, and five since we were married. I plan to make it really special! The stage will be ready for the show tomorrow, and thanks to Mitch, I have a few ideas this year."

She set the keyboard aside and strained to lift her lap-filling breasts onto the meal cart next to her. She then approached him, the cart straining under the weight. Her finger gently traced the side of his balls, eliciting a gasp and profuse leakage from his thick penis.

"Enough talk; I don't want to spoil the surprise. It's time for you to drink up. I want my little man to grow big."

The armadillo obeyed. He loved her, and he loved her milk. She was a little crazy, but so was he, in his own way.

Then again, one would have to be crazy to start anything like The Belle and Balls Diner. Crazy and in love.

=====

This was drawn by Webster, and guest stars his character Mitchell, who I helped name. That's why I got the picture in the first place.

I've had the concept of this restaurant in mind for awhile, mostly inspired by Norithics' restaurant idea. Originally, I was going to call this restaurant Bollocks, but that didn't fit too well as a name. Thanks to Webster, I came up with a name. He designed the uniform for my armadillo, and even included my character Naomi in the picture!

Again, my thanks to Webster for this.

Picture by Webster, who owns the horse character named Mitchell.

The armadillo and Naomi are my characters.

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