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Henceforth, any person who puts pineapple on pizza must also put tomato and olive in their fruit salad.

Be it so decreed that any orgy where at least one top is a canine shall be known as a Knotluck. And any orgy where at least one top is a feline shall be known as a Barb-ecue.

From this day forward, whenever two vegans are fighting it shall be known as Beyond Beef.

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