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“I guess” the pony replied a little unsure of himself.

“Do you know how sexist that is” the wolf exclaimed.

“Now wait …” the pony tried to rebut.

“If you were a corporation, I would sue your ass for sexual discrimination because to me, to me,” he emphasized, “if someone is good enough to date as a woman, he’s good enough to date as a man. You look at me and you just see a penis which turns you off. Which is understandable because you are sexually oriented that way; but for me, I don’t see penis or vagina. I only see the person behind the organ and say ‘that’s the person I could share my life with.’ Granted, those organs are nice and both can be fun in their own way, but it is understandable if you don’t share my view on the matter because you just can’t help but like one over the other. I just want to make sure you see it my way in which I don’t see a difference; that it is the person that matters.”  

The pony took a moment to contemplate this. “Gee, I guess you’re right. I never thought of it that way.”

“Well I’m glad I enlightened you.”

“Thanks.”

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