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2) this is written in 1st person perspective instead of 3rd person.  to those of you who don't know (or you just forgot), 1st person perspective is from the views of one's self, or a specific character.  1st person stories are a challenge to write, as descriptive laws, actions, and scenario have to be done differently, and you can't pan out to other places like you normally would in a 3rd person perspective story.

take the time to click on the icon and read this thing, because it's a rather fun story.  the clip text is what people can order from the menu of the Buffet.  if you can, try to figure out who each food belongs to and feel free to share which ones you would order in the comments.", "writing": "[center]Best Dessert. \"The best dessert to eat without a spoon.\"[/center]\n\n[center][b][u]Best Dessert Menu[/u][/b][/center]\n\nTribal: A jelly dessert of two solid orange flavored breasts served on a platter. Above them is a U-shaped pendant lemon cookie and another tiara shaped lemon cookie above it. Below them is raspberry colored syrup in the shape of a diamond, and a smaller green colored syrup diamond shape inside of the raspberry colored one.\nSongbird: A jelly dessert of two solid yellow colored breasts with a pineapple flavor, served on a platter. A lemon flavored wafer in the shape of a microphone is placed just under them, but between the lower section, and are surrounded by confetti sprinkles.\n\nFull Bloom: A jelly dessert of two solid light green colored breasts with an apple flavor, served on a platter. In the upper left and upper right corners is a rose made of icing. Green syrup lines curve around both breasts and intersect below them in the center, looking like rose stems and red syrup in the designs or roses are at the ends. Surrounding the syrup is white sprinkles that look like rose petals.\n\nDomina: A jelly dessert of two solid red breasts with a cherry flavor, served on a platter. White frosting surrounds them, making a diamond cut shape with lemon wafer on both sides. And at the top above the frosting is a strip of black licorice that resembles a collar, and a light blue piece of rock candy in the middle. \n\nLoving Mother: A jelly dessert of two solid peach flavored breasts served on a platter. Between them is orange syrup in the shape of a tie, and under the breasts are lines of purple frosting taking the form of the pleats of an evening gown.\nSweet Passion: A pudding dessert of two pink colored breasts with a strawberry flavor, served on a platter. Served with two, ripe red strawberries sliced in half and placed below the breasts (or on the side as option) with whipped cream and surrounded by red and pink heart shaped candy pieces.\n\nBinary: A pudding dessert of two light brown breasts with a hazelnut flavor, served on a platter. Below them are four strips of thinly sliced plum looking like a wrapped dress. Around the breasts are various lines of green colored syrup, resembling a circuit board and below the fruit strips are eight chocolate number shaped cookies in the patter of ‘10010110’.\n\nSpitfire: A pudding dessert of two lavender colored breasts with a blackberry flavor, served on a platter. A red powder (the house mixture of cinnamon and and sweet chili powder) is sprinkled on the lower half of each breast excluding the nipples. Below them is red syrup in the design of flames with a blue piece of rock candy between the flames that looks like a jewel. The breasts are surrounded by blue frosting wisps. Note: For customers that want a little heat with their sweet ~_^\n\nPunky: A pudding dessert of two magenta colored breasts with a raspberry flavor, served on a platter. A small piece of blue colored rock candy lies between the upper section of the breasts. Below and on the sides of the breasts is purple colored syrup in the design of fishnet going vertically. The patter is thinner on the sides than the wider pattern below the breasts. Below the side fishnet syrup patterns are a chocolate cookie ring that looks like a spiked wristband.\n\nAgent Krystal: A pudding dessert of two white colored breasts with a mangosteen flavor, served on a platter. 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Note: The dessert has whiskey as an ingredient, but also has a virgin style for underage consumption.\nOutback: A cake dessert of two white colored breasts with a vanilla flavor, served on a cake board in a box. A blue line of frosting comes at an angle between the breasts connecting to a pouch of blueberries.\n\nCowgirl: A cake dessert of two burnt orange colored breasts with a cinnamon flavor, served on a cake board in a box. Around them is white icing in the design of a lasso. It comes with two chocolate cookies in the shape of horse shoes and two coins of milk chocolate.\n\nZephyr: A jello dessert of two purple colored see through breasts with a grape flavor, served on a platter. Above them is white frosting in the design of a blindfold, and below the breasts are two purple and pink colored marshmallow strips in an upside-down “V” shape.\n\nStarboard: Two chocolate fudge brownies shaped like breasts that are colored with brown and orange stripes, sprinkled with blue colored anchor shaped confetti pieces.\n\nMild Mannered: A six pack of peach colored white chocolate chip cookies.", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "
Best Dessert. "The best dessert to eat without a spoon."


Best Dessert Menu


Tribal: A jelly dessert of two solid orange flavored breasts served on a platter.  Above them is a U-shaped pendant lemon cookie and another tiara shaped lemon cookie above it.  Below them is raspberry colored syrup in the shape of a diamond, and a smaller green colored syrup diamond shape inside of the raspberry colored one.
Songbird: A jelly dessert of two solid yellow colored breasts with a pineapple flavor, served on a platter.  A lemon flavored wafer in the shape of a microphone is placed just under them, but between the lower section, and are surrounded by confetti sprinkles.

Full Bloom: A jelly dessert of two solid light green colored breasts with an apple flavor, served on a platter.  In the upper left and upper right corners is a rose made of icing.  Green syrup lines curve around both breasts and intersect below them in the center, looking like rose stems and red syrup in the designs or roses are at the ends.  Surrounding the syrup is white sprinkles that look like rose petals.

Domina: A jelly dessert of two solid red breasts with a cherry flavor, served on a platter.   White frosting surrounds them, making a diamond cut shape with lemon wafer on both sides.  And at the top above the frosting is a strip of black licorice that resembles a collar, and a light blue piece of rock candy in the middle.

Loving Mother: A jelly dessert of two solid peach flavored breasts served on a platter.  Between them is orange syrup in the shape of a tie, and under the breasts are lines of purple frosting taking the form of the pleats of an evening gown.
Sweet Passion: A pudding dessert of two pink colored breasts with a strawberry flavor, served on a platter.  Served with two, ripe red strawberries sliced in half and placed below the breasts (or on the side as option) with whipped cream and surrounded by red and pink heart shaped candy pieces.

Binary: A pudding dessert of two light brown breasts with a hazelnut flavor, served on a platter.  Below them are four strips of thinly sliced plum looking like a wrapped dress.  Around the breasts are various lines of green colored syrup, resembling a circuit board and below the fruit strips are eight chocolate number shaped cookies in the patter of ‘10010110’.

Spitfire: A pudding dessert of two lavender colored breasts with a blackberry flavor, served on a platter.  A red powder (the house mixture of cinnamon and and sweet chili powder) is sprinkled on the lower half of each breast excluding the nipples.  Below them is red syrup in the design of flames with a blue piece of rock candy between the flames that looks like a jewel.  The breasts are surrounded by blue frosting wisps.   Note: For customers that want a little heat with their sweet ~_^

Punky: A pudding dessert of two magenta colored breasts with a raspberry flavor, served on a platter.  A small piece of blue colored rock candy lies between the upper section of the breasts.  Below and on the sides of the breasts is purple colored syrup in the design of fishnet going vertically.  The patter is thinner on the sides than the wider pattern below the breasts.  Below the side fishnet syrup patterns are a chocolate cookie ring that looks like a spiked wristband.

Agent Krystal: A pudding dessert of two white colored breasts with a mangosteen flavor, served on a platter.  Surrounding them is a line of pink frosting in the shape of a heart, and the heart is surrounded by small pieces of various colored rock candy (which can be placed on the side by request) that look like jewel shards.

Seraphim: A cake dessert of two yellow colored breasts of lemon flavor, served on a cake board in a box.  Just above them are wings made of white icing and in the upper center is a yellow cookie in the shape of an angel’s halo.  Below the breasts are lines of yellow frosting.  Note: This dessert is sugar free.

The Monarch: A gateaux of two brown colored breasts with a roasted almond flavor, served on a platter.  Inside each breast is a warm chocolate sauce and the breasts are sprinkled with cocoa powder and crumbled almonds (almonds can be put on the side per request).  Above them is chocolate sauce in the design of a princess’ crown, and below the breasts is a scoop of vanilla bean ice cream dressed with chocolate and strawberry syrup.   Note: The dessert has whiskey as an ingredient, but also has a virgin style for underage consumption.
Outback: A cake dessert of two white colored breasts with a vanilla flavor, served on a cake board in a box.  A blue line of frosting comes at an angle between the breasts connecting to a pouch of blueberries.

Cowgirl: A cake dessert of two burnt orange colored breasts with a cinnamon flavor, served on a cake board in a box. Around them is white icing in the design of a lasso.  It comes with two chocolate cookies in the shape of horse shoes and two coins of milk chocolate.

Zephyr: A jello dessert of two purple colored see through breasts with a grape flavor, served on a platter.  Above them is white frosting in the design of a blindfold, and below the breasts are two purple and pink colored marshmallow strips in an upside-down “V” shape.

Starboard: Two chocolate fudge brownies shaped like breasts that are colored with brown and orange stripes, sprinkled with blue colored anchor shaped confetti pieces.

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