Enter Isis The Cobra By: Roninhunt0987 :D hey guys today i am introducing a new snake oc i am sharing with tomtodd774 and her name is isis the cobra.. :D this portion is for my cannonical universe there as tomtodd774 will use lyrics in his universe later down the line probably around season 3 once we end up Nixing Ratone in tom's cannon and such.. :D so sit back and enjoy the hilarity as lyric from sonic boom video games is idiot number 9... Rated M For Mature for Strong Language and other advisories thats very well questionable... Viewers Descrition is advised... Characters(C)belongs to their rightful owners -at the kato/prower residence- Tom: -cuddles his Merrick plushie- Merrick: :3 Tom: -cuddling his Merrick plush- Flynn: -poking the merrick plush not knowing Tom is gonna bite his finger- Tom: -bites Flynn's hand- Flynn: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Tom: =w= Flynn: >< OW LEGO MAH HAND!! Tom: =w= Nope Flynn: OOF!! -A Red 21-year-old Female Snake approaches Flynn- Flynn: OwO PINGAS ???: -hisses and bites him- Flynn: -feels woozy- aw shit -dies- X_x Isis: -my kitty cat and walks in to see whats going on- :? meow?? Jared: -calls isis- X3 Isis!! Isis the cat: meow?? Isis: Yes? Isis the cat: -looks- O_o mew Jared: O_o;;; oh dear Merrick and Tom: -busts out laughing- Isis the cat: -facepaw- mrrrow Tom & Merrick: XD Isis the cat: OwO mew -Merrick then sees Isis the Cobra- Merrick: oh hello there my sister Misha and Kit Prower told me ya gonna move in and such... X3 Kit is my cousin btw and happens to know ya Kit Prower: X3 Yo Isis Isis: Kit. Kit Prower: ^~^ hehe Isis the cat: -purrs and rubs around Isis the Cobra- ^~^ mew Kit Prower: X3 awww seems like my big brother's kitty likes ya Isis: -blushes- Isis The Cat: -purring looking to the red cobra girl- :3 mew Isis: -blushes as she's shy- Isis The Cat: X3 mew Jared: -walks in- X3 its alright Isis is a sweet one there Flynn: -respawns and starts poking Isis The Cat- Isis The Cat: -randomly yanks the stick from Flynn and gets out a baseball cat like on simon's cat Cat man do and smacks flynn with it- Flynn: OW!! Jared: XD pfft someone's been watching simon's cat Tom: XD -Merrick Sr. comes in seeing Isis the Cobra- Merrick Sr: -walks and smiles to Isis The Cobra- X3 ahhh welcome to our household.. X3 my granddaughter Kit told me about ya Flynn: .w. screw this i am gonna call lyric on the phone -gets out his cellphone not knowing its gonna trigger her- Isis the Cobra: -hisses LOUDLY at Flynn- Kit Prower: -facepalms- flynn ya idiot... thats her ex-boyfriend she hates him to the bone Random: XD PLOT TWIST!!! Kit Prower: :3 thank you random Random: XD no problem Shadow charges at Isis the Cobra without realizing she and Lyric broke up Isis the Cobra: -grabs Shadow and hisses at him- Shadow: O_O AHH SHIT!!! Kit Prower: -facepalm- shadow ya idiot thats Isis not lyric Shadow: O_O my bad Isis the Cobra: I am Lyric's EX-Girlfriend! Shadow: O_O uhhhhm.. sorrrry.. .w. sigh... once again.. that half guado fucker lied to me on shit i never knew of Seymour Guado: -offscreen- HEY!! Isis the Cobra: I HATE that Lyric with SUCH a passion.... He FORCED me to BITE Sonic ALMOST killing him! He HELD a GUN to my head doing it too! Shadow: =w= wheres lyric right now cuz i am gonna shove something up his ass.. if he has one Merrick Sr: =w= yea he's the only snake with no legs Shawn: -innocently munching on popcorn~- wha? Merrick: O.o hey shawn Merrick Sr: -shows the picture of lyric as he's basically at large now because a certain horsefly put him out of deep sleep- ._. yea right now he causing muck right now Flynn: wait i wasn't suppose to release him.. ooopsy Isis the Cobra: -takes a bottle of whiskey and drinks it straight out of the bottle- Merrick: O.o do you know Melina the light by any chance... she has the same metabolism like you Mephlies: -bitching at Melina- Merrick: =w= speaking of which- Isis the Cobra: Yes.... She advised me to break up with Lyric..... =w= Melina: -whacks mephlies with a sledgehammer- WHAM!! Mephlies: -on the floor dizzy anime style- ororororororororo Melina: yo Isis the Cobra: Hello Melina. Melina: =w= did i also hear fly mcidiot over there of getting lyric out of deep sleep.... cuz he's gonna be a punching bag in tom's terms like that half guado jackass over there Seymour Guado: =w= bitch Melina: ._. Isis the Cobra: The term punching bag doesn't even cut it. I WANT to KILL Lyric SO BAD Lyric: -busts through the wall like the cool-aid man- XD OH YEAH!!!!! Merrick: ._. Isis the Cobra: -hisses at Lyric- Lyric: O_O EEP!!!! Melina: =w= oh brother Isis the Cobra: -starts snapping at Lyric like a snapping turtle- Lyric: O_o eep Melina: :3 pussy Lyric: O_O HEY!! Isis the Cobra: -bites Lyric- Lyric: OW!!! Melina: ._.;;; Isis the Cobra: -growls- Lyric: >< HEY SNAKES DON'T GROWL THEY HISS!! Melina: -facepalms- Isis the Cobra: I DO BOTH SO SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! Lyric: FUCK YOU!!! Melina: =w= oh fuck this shit -runs and kicks lyric in the nuts- KICRACK!! Lyric: -screams squeakingly- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! windows: -breaks in all the neighborhood including everyone's car windows- CRASH!!! TF2 Sniper: -his sunglasses crack a lil- AHH PISS!! Isis the Cobra: -sees Sonic come in and grabs his arm- Sonic: O_O WHOA!! Isis the Cobra: -starts dragging him to the direction of the guest room- YOU!!! BLUE HERO ARE COMING WITH ME!!!! Sonic: O_O uhm.. okay... Lyric: O_o shit Isis the Cobra: -expecting Sonic to ask her what they're gonna do- Sonic: O_o what are we doing Shawn: I'll get the electric toothbrush~ -runs off~- Isis the Cobra: -to Sonic- WE'RE GONNA HAVE SEX!!! Flynn: XD BOW CHICKA BOW WOW!!! Everyone: SHUT THE FUCK UP FLYNN ONLY TUCKER FROM RED VS BLUE SAYS THAT!!!! Shawn: -nopes the fuck out- Flynn: .w.;;;; Frenchie: 3 hours la- Random: YA NO!!! -smashes a train on top of him- Frenchie: -groans in pain- Random: :3 3 hours later Tom: -hears no more noise- I think they're done.... O_o Merrick: yup Sonic: -comes downstairs with Isis and murrs since hedgehogs can purr- Lyric: =w= oh you blue fucker Sonic: XD you're just jealous that i get to hook up with your ex ya legless nobody Lyric: =w= racist Sonic: :3 then why does modern snake mobians have legs Lyric: FUCK YOU AND YOUR LOGIC ASSHOLE!!! -notices a sit command collar on his neck- the fuck is this Random: :3 hehehehehe Lyric: aw shit Isis the Cobra: SIT N**GA!!! Lyric and the other 8 idiots who are outside: -slams hard on the floor and ground for the 8 idiots- WHAM OW!!! Isis the Cobra: -shouting at Lyric call him the "N-word"- Lyric: O_o;;; crap -sees a lot of black furred mobians lurking outside considering before showing up he called some black furred mobians and African Americans the N-word which merrick read his thoughts on what he did and sheepishly smiles- Merrick: =w= sigh congrats lyric you sir a legit racist towards black furred mobians and african americans... that includes samuel L jackson -points to him who made a random cameo- Lyric: O_o what Tom: O_o Jesus christ, this Cobra don't take shit! Isis the Cobra: YOU'RE NEXT FLYBOY!!! Sonic: :3 just make love with her dude she's amazing Tom: -blushes madly- Random: -tapes frenchie's mouth- :3 3 more hours later Frenchie: =w= Tom: -panting- Merrick: -downstairs and hears no noise as they are done- looks like they're done -Tom and Isis (the Red Cobra) come out- Lyric: -getting curb stomped by black furred mobians and also Samuel L Jackson- Samuel L. Jackson: -curb stomping lyric- Random: :3 there heres your official Samuel L. Jackson cameo folks Lyric: THE HELL ARE YA TALKIN TOO!! OW!!! WATCH THE TAIL!!! Random: :3 nothing in particular Isis the Cobra: -cuddling a Snake Bite Monster Truck plush truck- Tails: ^~^ hehe we gotta monster truck fan here and a fan of the snake bite monster truck Merrick: X3 sweet Isis the Cobra: Bigfoot maybe y'all's favortite, but Snake Bite is mine Tails: =3 k Tom: Those two trucks are TEAMMATES Isis the Cobra: Maybe but they're rivals as well Merrick: ohh Isis the Cobra: Mhm Merrick: cool Kit Prower: -stomach growls and sees that Flynn burned dinner- Yuna: -pissed off- GODDAMMIT FLYNN!!! Kit Prower: :3 uh oh looks like ya got grandma pissed Flynn: aw crap Yuna: ARRRRRRRRRGH!!!! -jumps flynn and starts beating the hell out of the horsefly's face in- Merrick: :3 thats my grandma there Merrick Sr: -facepalm- ugh so much for dinner Isis the Cobra: -hisses at Flynn- Shadow: .w. lets just all go to Hooters -yoinks Lyric's wallet- Lyric: HEY MY WALLET!!! Shadow: :3 Lyric: =w= can this day get any worse Random: ;3 yes it will -presses thwomp button- Thwomp: -smashes lyric- URF!!! Lyric: -dizzy- i hate mondays Random: =w= its saturday dickweed Lyric: WHATEVER!!! -XD EMD XD-