Enter Anoka and Other Randomness By: Roninhunt0987 XD installment 4 of more crazy ass randomness with Tom, Fang and I... OwO because installment 3 Leyden was involved so this is installment 4.. XD hilarity will of course ensue.. XD enjoy Characters(C)belongs to their rightful owners RH0987(me): -posted the pic of my cat isis and i- Anoka: -nods impressed- RH0987(me): X3 Anoka: X3 Mighty: hu?? Anoka: -repeating the chorus of Midway by Sabaton- Far from shore the Pacific War Bombs are falling from the skies. It's a bomb-run day, it's the naval way. A blood red sun is on the riiiiiise Mighty: -walks in closer to hear it- Anoka: Far from shore the Pacific War Bombs are falling from the skies. It's a bomb-run day, it's the naval way. A blood red sun is on the riiiiiise Mighty: hu?? Anoka: -repeating the chorus of Midway by Sabaton- Far from shore the Pacific War Bombs are falling from the skies. It's a bomb-run day, it's the naval way. A blood red sun is on the riiiiiise Mighty: -walks in closer to hear it- Anoka: Far from shore the Pacific War Bombs are falling from the skies. It's a bomb-run day, it's the naval way. A blood red sun is on the riiiiiise Mighty: -listening- Anoka: -looks to Mighty- Mighty: hey Anoka: Hello. Mighty: how ya doing Anoka: What do you think? Mighty: hmmm Anoka: This meaningless war drug on.... no thanks to a horsefly........ Mighty: =w= you mean horseflies cuz i think jack was involved Anoka: Warmongerers.... Anoka: Col. Anoka Bellville, 100 Fighter Squadron, United Mobian Air Force Mighty: OwO ahh from the bloody foreigner squadron Anoka: That's right Mighty: :smile: cool Anoka: Thank you. Flynn and Jack: XD HEYA SEXY!!! Mighty: ._. shut up Anoka: =w= Both: wut Mighty: .w. 3, 2, 1 Anoka: -shoots them in their heads- both: X_x Halo 3 Announcer: HEADSHOT!!! DOUBLE KILL!!! Mighty: O_o who said that Random: -pokes in- Halo 3 announcer Mighty: O_o ohh Anoka: I've seen some gross things in my time...... Before I was named commander in the Squadron, I was in the Navy Mighty: wait as in Admiral Braska's navy unit Anoka: Yes. Mighty: =3 that would be Merrick and Tails's grandfather from Merrick's mom side btw Anoka: I knew. He told me a lot about them Mighty: =3 that includes tails's older brother Jared.. =3 heard he and gaige adopted two more.. =3 a 21 year old named Sakura and a 3 year old named Melody Anoka: I actually met Jared before. Mighty: =3 ohh Random and Mr. Torque: XD PLOT TWIST!!! Mighty: O_o;;;; Anoka: -chuckles from Random's humor- Mighty: XD heh Random: XD hehe -walks off to go punch the spongebob narrator because she knows he is about to do her time skip bit- Sponegbob Narrator: 30 minut- OH GOD!!! -gets punched by random of her using punching gloves and hits the floor groaning in pain- Random: MAH JOB BIOTCH!!!! -looks to the viewers- OwO 30 minutes later Anoka: -smiles at Mighty- Mighty: X3 Anoka: So Mighty... Tell me more about yourself. Mighty: hehe heavy unit on the m.e.g.a military but i am with knux guarding the master emerald with ray... i also remember patching up Kent Anoka: Oh, that poor guy... Can't seem to catch his break. Mighty: yea he also hates those.. piece of crap planes Anoka: Oh... Where do I start... I know another Squadron commander in the Reconiassance Sector who hates those. Mighty: so i suppose he shares the same pain as kent Anoka: More like knows it Mighty: -sees kent coming in with him- oh there they are now -waves to them- Kent: -waves- Flynn and Jack: XD BE2 BE2 BE2 Kent: -chokes them- Mighty: .w. okay really you idiot horseflies both: ACK!!! Kent: Anoka. Anoka: Kent. Anoka: -to Random- Kent and I are neighbors and went to High School together. Mighty: -looks to Random and Mr. torgue- .w. plot twist??? both: -nods yes- Mighty: come to think of it you two are also neighbors with dante and the others Anoka: Yeah that's right. Mighty: ahh Avia: -enters- Mighty: hu Avia: -turns to Flynn and Jack having her fangs out- Mighty: O.O whoa Both: O_o aw crap Avia: -bites them both- Both: AAHHHH!!! Mighty: O.O so thats a daywalker vampire... heard those types are quite rare these days Random: O.o mighty.. Caleb is one too Mighty: oh right.. duh Avia: BLAME RATONE AND HIS CRONIES!!!!!! Mighty: oh right that bald headed moron Avia: More like Sick, Twisted, and Backwards Mighty: =w= that too Avia: He's gonna get it if I ever get close! Mighty: oh yea Anoka: Relax, Avia. Random: uhh last time i checked tom got first dibs Anoka: Tom? Mighty: =3 head lead of the 76th squadreon in candler Anoka: Oh that squadron. Mighty: mmhmm... lets just say.. from what i heard.. yea that was the first thing that got triggered on the war... -glares at both horseflies- which they triggered in the first place btw.. theres even memorial sites on the way in Anoka: I saw them. Mighty: yea -grumbles- stupid horseflies Anoka: -grumbles with him- Both horseflies: wut Metal Sonic: -zips in and gets in their face- SAY WHAT SAY WHAT AGAIN I DARE YOU I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER SAY WHAT ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME Both: O_o wut Metal sonic: ARRRRGH!!! -goes apeshit on them= Both: AHHHHHHHHH!!! Anoka: -gets out her pistol- Mighty: hold on metal's on our side.. and ya tails may had well.. yea you'll have to ask him yourself Anoka: How can he be on our Side?!? Mighty: tails rebuilt him Anoka: O_o Mighty: yea.. snivily was abusive on him and he had to flee and get the hell out and came tails... but i guess i'll tell ya this tidbit but tails may had accidently placed all lines of samuel L jackson into metal sonic therefore... he's our version of samuel l jackson.. Anoka: How did he get the lines? Mighty: tails accidently left it on the data transfer and well this was the result.. O_o yea i know Anoka: O...K... Then.... Mighty: yea.. well later with the other bots like metal tails, metal sally, etc.. O.o same result like metal sonic.. voices of men and women in the movie/tv industry Anoka: I heard there was a Metal Fiona........ Mighty: ahh yes thats for metal tails because well yea... she of course was custom made Anoka: OwO So.... She was on our side to begin with........ Mighty: bingo Anoka: Ooooh. Mighty: X3 yup Anoka: -smiles- Mighty: X3 Both: -sees another one of Anoka's unit coming by- .w. Brad: Hey guys! -slaps Flynn and jack- Both: OW!! Mighty: o_o whoa Anoka: Edwards is American. Avia is Czech Mighty: ahh Brad Edwards: Heya, Colonel. Anoka: Edwards. Fire Ants: -near krunch- Krunch: AAAAAHHHH!!!!!! Mighty: O_O oh geeze the revenge of the fire ants Wade: -simply sprays ants with fire- Christ you guys are wimps Fire ants: X_x Flynn and Jack: O_O dafaq Anoka: Tell that to the fox that screamed Mighty: O_o that was krunch Wade: look theres only 3 things that make me scream..my wife...new guns and fucking clowns....i don't trust those bastards Logan: what did a clown ever do to you Wade: they never get the chance to.... Clown: OwO Anoka: -pushes the clown out- Clown: AJHJHH!! Wade: -shoots clown with shotgun the continues shooting until gun is empty- Merrick: -pokes in- O_o;;;; Anoka: -has blood on her- Ugggh! Now I need a shower! Wade: screw clowns..ILL KILL EM ALL!!!! YOU GET NOTHING!!!! Anoka: =w= Merrick: -standing there with tails- uhhhhhhh Tails: o_o;;;;; Anoka: Mighty.... Mighty: showers upstairs Anoka: -goes upstairs- Flynn and Jack: .w. Luke: -whacks both on head with hockey stick- both: OW!! Luke: wasp!!! -swinging stick at a wasp buzzing around- Merrick: O_O oh geeze.. Heather Krunch: The three things that make ME scream ...... Tornadoes...... Fire Ants....... and Wasps...... Heather: -directs the wasp to her- Merrick: wait tornadoes Tom: He's Lilaphsophobic....... Merrick: owch Melody The 9-tailed fox: -glomps fang and purrs- Sakura: -walks on in- Fang: hey there Anoka: -comes back down clean- Melody The 9-tailed fox: ^~^ heya Sakura: heh -smiles a lil- Tom: Hey Merrick.... -points to Anoka- Is that the commander of the White Knights Squadron? Merrick: -nods- yes and she is also Mighty's high school buddy Tom: O_o Mighty: yea she was also under Admiral Braska's navy unit Merrick: =3 oh right from my mom's side Logan: -looks at phone and smiles- ..hey wade.. guess whos back in town and just kick the crap out of every patron in the pub.. its two very special people Wade: ...no fucking way Merrick: wait wha Tails: who is it Wade: -snatches phone- ..heh..like father like daughter Merrick: wait.. OH DOMINO'S BACK SHE MUST OF FINISHED HER TRAINING Anoka: So.... This is the Man who has got so much fame...... Tom: Anoka...... Tails: =3 hehe awesome Anoka: Tom.... -The two (Anoka and Tom) then argue over who is wiser- Merrick: O_O aw geeze Fang: kids.. kids if you can't play nice go sit in the time out corner Merrick: .w. uhhhh what the heck Anoka: =w= Merrick: .w. fang your smartass side is showing again Fang: what you two are the ones acting like toddlers Merrick: .w.;;;; Tails: ._. Melody The 9-tailed fox: uhhh Sakura: -shrugs- Anoka: Baka Tom: Anoka! Anoka: XD Merrick: pffft Melody The 9-tailed fox: -looks to Jared- Jared: O.o okay ya vic and i do that all the time Merrick: more like i wasn't expecting those two do the same Tom: I am getting you back for that. Anoka: XD We'll see XD Wade: well time to go the the pub for you guys to meet my daughter and sister :3 Merrick: =3 right Tails: =3 wait sofia is there too Logan: mmhmmm Merrick: hehe awesome lets head there now -at the candler pub- Patrons: -drunk and getting their asses kicked while hard rock music is playing in the background- -a purple fox eith golden fur on her chest and muzzle and in blue shorts and a purple tank top and purple sneakers and white gloves smashes a patron through a table before throwing the patron out the window- Anoka: -fires her pistol up in the air- -BANG!!!- Patrons: -clears out quickly- other patrons: -sitting their drinking their drinks while eat some of their food and mumbling thanking chaos that this lil scuffle was over- Merrick: -walks in- Yo Sofia and Domino Tails and Jared: -smiles- Anoka: -glares at the patrons running- Sofia: hey guys -kicks patron away sending him through the wall- whats up Logan: damn..... Wade: where's.. domino Sofia: ...take a gander Domino: -climbs out from behind bar bottle of whisky in her hands- WOOOO!!!! Anoka: -walks into Candler Pub- Wade: meet.. the girls everyone Merrick: =3 they already know me, Tails and Jared Jared: =3 they grew up with us Tails: =3 yea Sakura: -smiles- Melody The 9-tailed fox: -on Sakura's shoulders- Domino: -drinks from bottle- Wade: heh she at least has good taste Jared: X3 these two however ya haven't met Anoka: Colonel Anoka Bellville, 100 Fighter Squadron, United Mobian Air Force. Sofia: Sofia.. and that's Domino: -flops over bar in a drunken manner- Sofia: ..domino Merrick: ^^ wade and Lara's daughter... =3 also like daughter, like father Anoka: -turns to Merrick- Domino: -stands up- ow.. -cracks back a bit- Merrick: you okay domino Domino: yeah just a little sore Flynn and Jack: XD hey the shrimps are now tall Merrick: =w= wait didn't you two got shot earlier Both: uhhh Domino: -throws knife nailing jack between the eyes- Jack: GAH!! -drops dead as blood spewed out on the floor from his head- Merrick: XD holy crap knife to the head Halo 3 Announcer: HEADSHOT!!! Random: .w. with a knife Sofia: -grabs Flynn and slams him onto the bar then throws him down it making him smack into bottles and cans- Flynn: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jared: O_o huhn this reminds me of gif animation on tumblr Merrick: really does accept it was one person doing it on its own in form of a headdesk Fang: yeah Tom: -walks to Anoka- Anoka: -looks at Tom- Domino: well hello there! -stands and leans against wall- ..im Domino.. and i may be a little buzzed Sofia: oiiiii Merrick: O_o Domino: -looks at tom- ...and you... you are a hunk Tom: -looks at Domino- Merrick: -in his mind: whoa holy moley is she flirting with tom... no wait.. she buzzed can't forget that- Domino: -leans into toms chest- ...so..warm and fuzzy... -falls asleep- Tom: -blushes- Merrick: O_o and.. she's out.. Tom: O////o Patron: O_o holy shit Wade: -being held back by Fang and Logan- YOU MOTHER!!!!! GAAAAHHHH!!!!!!! Merrick: O_o;;;; Tails: O_o ho boy Jared: oof Fang: I'M GONNA MURDER YOU THEN REVIVE YA THEN MURDER YA AGAIN!!!!! Sakura and melody the 9-tailed fox: -facepalm- Logan: dude calm down!!!! She doesn't know what shes doing!!! Tom: -blushing his head off- Merrick: O_o;;;; plus she's buzzed if ya guys notice annnnnd.. tom's broken Tails: O_o i think she broke tom Sofia: -pulls Domino away and carries her over her shoulder- Tom: -blushing his head off still- Sofia: .... -throws water into toms face- come back to us Tom: UUGHH!!!! Bartender: O_o;;;; Sofia: your mind went blank there for a second Tom: Ok... Ok...... Jared: O_o dude i know domino was buzzed but she was indeed flirting with ya and i gotta feeling she may or may not remember but looks like wade may gonna get overprotective Tom: -blinks- Logan: yeah no shit!!! -elbowed by wade- ahaow!!! Jared: O_o ooh Tom: -gulps- Wade: -throws Logan and Fang off him only to be tackled by Sofia- AH!!!! Tom: O_o Sofia: -starts to slap wade- Tom: OwO Merrick: O_o damn Jared: well she's the strongest.. usually the youngest child is the strongest hell she even knocked wade and logan in orbit when she was 3... fang included Wade: ow!! What was that for!? Sofia: for nearly attacking someone who holds authority over you and yet still doesn't know how to respond to girls flirting with him Anoka: O_o Merrick: O_o oohh -looks to Anoka- O.o ya she does this a lot even before she went into merc training Sofia: and what are you looking at -looks at Anoka- Anoka: -points to Tom- Tom: -passed out on the floor- Merrick: O_o what the- uhhhhh Flynn: -pours beer on tom- everyone: -facepalms- Jack: XD Flynn: XD Bartender: -yells at both horseflies- THATS GONNA COST YA Sofia: ....hmmm.. -goes over to tom then picks him up and fills a bucket with water then dunks him into it head first then pulls him out when he starts flailing- Tom: -sighs awake- Sofia: welcome back to the land of the living Tom: Thanks....... Please don't ever do that again........ Sofia: noted -gives tom a towel- Tom: -dries his face off- Sofia: so.. you're the one who's the top pilot here?? Flynn: .w. Jack: .w. -sees that flynn poured someone's beer on tom- uh dude whos beer was that Flynn: i dunno -hears a growl- uhh Jack: uh oh Logan: -grabs both by their heads- Both: EEE!! Logan: -simply starts squeezing his hands inducung cracking sounds- both: -heads pop like a balloon- POP!!!! Bartender: .w. i'll go get the mop Anoka: -stops the Bartender- Leave it Bartender: k Logan: maybe if we leave them be they won't respawn -briefly on the moon.. .w. again- both: -respawns- ._. shit Astronaut: Uhhh... Houston...... We got a bigass problem........ Both: .w. i hate mondays Random: It's Thursday! Both: WHATEVER!!! -XD EMD XD-