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It's a bomb-run day, it's the naval way. A blood red sun is on the riiiiiise\n\nMighty: -walks in closer to hear it-\n\nAnoka: Far from shore the Pacific War Bombs are falling from the skies. It's a bomb-run day, it's the naval way. A blood red sun is on the riiiiiise\n\nMighty: -listening-\n\nAnoka: -looks to Mighty-\n\nMighty: hey\n\nAnoka: Hello.\n\nMighty: how ya doing\n\nAnoka: What do you think?\n\nMighty: hmmm\n\nAnoka: This meaningless war drug on.... no thanks to a horsefly........\n\nMighty: =w= you mean horseflies cuz i think jack was involved\n\nAnoka: Warmongerers....\n\nAnoka: Col. Anoka Bellville, 100 Fighter Squadron, United Mobian Air Force\n\nMighty: OwO ahh from the bloody foreigner squadron\n\nAnoka: That's right\n\nMighty: :smile: cool\n\nAnoka: Thank you.\n\nFlynn and Jack: XD HEYA SEXY!!!\n\nMighty: ._. shut up\n\nAnoka: =w=\n\nBoth: wut\n\nMighty: .w. 3, 2, 1\n\nAnoka: -shoots them in their heads-\n\nboth: X_x\n\nHalo 3 Announcer: HEADSHOT!!! DOUBLE KILL!!!\n\nMighty: O_o who said that\n\nRandom: -pokes in- Halo 3 announcer\n\nMighty: O_o ohh\n\nAnoka: I've seen some gross things in my time...... Before I was named commander in the Squadron, I was in the Navy\n\nMighty: wait as in Admiral Braska's navy unit\n\nAnoka: Yes.\n\nMighty: =3 that would be Merrick and Tails's grandfather from Merrick's mom side btw\n\nAnoka: I knew. He told me a lot about them\n\nMighty: =3 that includes tails's older brother Jared.. =3 heard he and gaige adopted two more.. =3 a 21 year old named Sakura and a 3 year old named Melody\n\nAnoka: I actually met Jared before.\n\nMighty: =3 ohh\n\nRandom and Mr. Torque: XD PLOT TWIST!!!\n\nMighty: O_o;;;;\n\nAnoka: -chuckles from Random's humor-\n\nMighty: XD heh\n\nRandom: XD hehe -walks off to go punch the spongebob narrator because she knows he is about to do her time skip bit-\n\nSponegbob Narrator: 30 minut- OH GOD!!! -gets punched by random of her using punching gloves and hits the floor groaning in pain-\n\nRandom: MAH JOB BIOTCH!!!! -looks to the viewers- OwO 30 minutes later\n\nAnoka: -smiles at Mighty-\n\nMighty: X3\n\nAnoka: So Mighty... Tell me more about yourself.\n\nMighty: hehe heavy unit on the m.e.g.a military but i am with knux guarding the master emerald with ray... i also remember patching up Kent\n\nAnoka: Oh, that poor guy... Can't seem to catch his break.\n\nMighty: yea he also hates those.. piece of crap planes\n\nAnoka: Oh... Where do I start... I know another Squadron commander in the Reconiassance Sector who hates those.\n\nMighty: so i suppose he shares the same pain as kent\n\nAnoka: More like knows it\n\nMighty: -sees kent coming in with him- oh there they are now -waves to them-\n\nKent: -waves-\n\nFlynn and Jack: XD BE2 BE2 BE2\n\nKent: -chokes them-\n\nMighty: .w. okay really you idiot horseflies\n\nboth: ACK!!!\n\nKent: Anoka. \n\nAnoka: Kent.\n\nAnoka: -to Random- Kent and I are neighbors and went to High School together.\n\nMighty: -looks to Random and Mr. torgue- .w. plot twist???\n\nboth: -nods yes-\n\nMighty: come to think of it you two are also neighbors with dante and the others\n\nAnoka: Yeah that's right.\n\nMighty: ahh\n\nAvia: -enters-\n\nMighty: hu\n\nAvia: -turns to Flynn and Jack having her fangs out-\n\nMighty: O.O whoa\n\nBoth: O_o aw crap\n\nAvia: -bites them both-\n\nBoth: AAHHHH!!!\n\nMighty: O.O so thats a daywalker vampire... heard those types are quite rare these days\n\nRandom: O.o mighty.. Caleb is one too\n\nMighty: oh right.. duh\n\nAvia: BLAME RATONE AND HIS CRONIES!!!!!!\n\nMighty: oh right that bald headed moron\n\nAvia: More like Sick, Twisted, and Backwards\n\nMighty: =w= that too\n\nAvia: He's gonna get it if I ever get close!\n\nMighty: oh yea\n\nAnoka: Relax, Avia.\n\nRandom: uhh last time i checked tom got first dibs\n\nAnoka: Tom?\n\nMighty: =3 head lead of the 76th squadreon in candler\n\nAnoka: Oh that squadron.\n\nMighty: mmhmm... lets just say.. from what i heard.. yea that was the first thing that got triggered on the war... -glares at both horseflies- which they triggered in the first place btw.. theres even memorial sites on the way in\n\nAnoka: I saw them.\n\nMighty: yea -grumbles- stupid horseflies\n\nAnoka: -grumbles with him-\n\nBoth horseflies: wut\n\nMetal Sonic: -zips in and gets in their face- SAY WHAT SAY WHAT AGAIN I DARE YOU I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER SAY WHAT ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME\n\nBoth: O_o wut\n\nMetal sonic: ARRRRGH!!! -goes apeshit on them=\n\nBoth: AHHHHHHHHH!!!\n\nAnoka: -gets out her pistol-\n\nMighty: hold on metal's on our side.. and ya tails may had well.. yea you'll have to ask him yourself\n\nAnoka: How can he be on our Side?!?\n\nMighty: tails rebuilt him\n\nAnoka: O_o\n\nMighty: yea.. snivily was abusive on him and he had to flee and get the hell out and came tails... but i guess i'll tell ya this tidbit but tails may had accidently placed all lines of samuel L jackson into metal sonic therefore... he's our version of samuel l jackson..\n\nAnoka: How did he get the lines?\n\nMighty: tails accidently left it on the data transfer and well this was the result.. O_o yea i know\n\nAnoka: O...K... Then....\n\nMighty: yea.. well later with the other bots like metal tails, metal sally, etc.. O.o same result like metal sonic.. voices of men and women in the movie/tv industry\n\nAnoka: I heard there was a Metal Fiona........\n\nMighty: ahh yes thats for metal tails because well yea... she of course was custom made\n\nAnoka: OwO So.... She was on our side to begin with........\n\nMighty: bingo\n\nAnoka: Ooooh.\n\nMighty: X3 yup\n\nAnoka: -smiles-\n\nMighty: X3\n\nBoth: -sees another one of Anoka's unit coming by- .w.\n\nBrad: Hey guys! -slaps Flynn and jack-\n\nBoth: OW!!\n\nMighty: o_o whoa\n\nAnoka: Edwards is American. Avia is Czech\n\nMighty: ahh\n\nBrad Edwards: Heya, Colonel.\n\nAnoka: Edwards.\n\nFire Ants: -near krunch-\n\nKrunch: AAAAAHHHH!!!!!!\n\nMighty: O_O oh geeze the revenge of the fire ants\n\nWade: -simply sprays ants with fire- Christ you guys are wimps\n\nFire ants: X_x\n\nFlynn and Jack: O_O dafaq\n\nAnoka: Tell that to the fox that screamed\n\nMighty: O_o that was krunch\n\nWade: look theres only 3 things that make me scream..my wife...new guns and fucking clowns....i don't trust those bastards\n\nLogan: what did a clown ever do to you\n\nWade: they never get the chance to....\n\nClown: OwO\n\nAnoka: -pushes the clown out-\n\nClown: AJHJHH!!\n\nWade: -shoots clown with shotgun the continues shooting until gun is empty-\n\nMerrick: -pokes in- O_o;;;;\n\nAnoka: -has blood on her- Ugggh! Now I need a shower!\n\nWade: screw clowns..ILL KILL EM ALL!!!! YOU GET NOTHING!!!!\n\nAnoka: =w=\n\nMerrick: -standing there with tails- uhhhhhhh\n\nTails: o_o;;;;;\n\nAnoka: Mighty....\n\nMighty: showers upstairs\n\nAnoka: -goes upstairs-\n\nFlynn and Jack: .w.\n\nLuke: -whacks both on head with hockey stick-\n\nboth: OW!!\n\nLuke: wasp!!! -swinging stick at a wasp buzzing around-\n\nMerrick: O_O oh geeze.. Heather\n\nKrunch: The three things that make ME scream ...... Tornadoes...... Fire Ants....... and Wasps...... \n\nHeather: -directs the wasp to her-\n\nMerrick: wait tornadoes\n\nTom: He's Lilaphsophobic.......\n\nMerrick: owch\n\nMelody The 9-tailed fox: -glomps fang and purrs-\n\nSakura: -walks on in-\n\nFang: hey there\n\nAnoka: -comes back down clean-\n\nMelody The 9-tailed fox: ^~^ heya\n\nSakura: heh -smiles a lil-\n\nTom: Hey Merrick.... -points to Anoka- Is that the commander of the White Knights Squadron?\n\nMerrick: -nods- yes and she is also Mighty's high school buddy\n\nTom: O_o\n\nMighty: yea she was also under Admiral Braska's navy unit\n\nMerrick: =3 oh right from my mom's side\n\nLogan: -looks at phone and smiles- ..hey wade.. guess whos back in town and just kick the crap out of every patron in the pub.. its two very special people\n\nWade: ...no fucking way\n\nMerrick: wait wha\n\nTails: who is it\n\nWade: -snatches phone- ..heh..like father like daughter\n\nMerrick: wait.. OH DOMINO'S BACK SHE MUST OF FINISHED HER TRAINING\n\nAnoka: So.... This is the Man who has got so much fame......\n\nTom: Anoka......\n\nTails: =3 hehe awesome\n\nAnoka: Tom....\n\n-The two (Anoka and Tom) then argue over who is wiser-\n\nMerrick: O_O aw geeze\n\nFang: kids.. kids if you can't play nice go sit in the time out corner\n\nMerrick: .w. uhhhh what the heck\n\nAnoka: =w=\n\nMerrick: .w. fang your smartass side is showing again\n\nFang: what you two are the ones acting like toddlers\n\nMerrick: .w.;;;;\n\nTails: ._.\n\nMelody The 9-tailed fox: uhhh\n\nSakura: -shrugs-\n\nAnoka: Baka \n\nTom: Anoka! \n\nAnoka: XD\n\nMerrick: pffft\n\nMelody The 9-tailed fox: -looks to Jared-\n\nJared: O.o okay ya vic and i do that all the time\n\nMerrick: more like i wasn't expecting those two do the same\n\nTom: I am getting you back for that. \n\nAnoka: XD We'll see XD\n\nWade: well time to go the the pub for you guys to meet my daughter and sister :3\n\nMerrick: =3 right\n\nTails: =3 wait sofia is there too\n\nLogan: mmhmmm\n\nMerrick: hehe awesome lets head there now\n\n-at the candler pub-\n\nPatrons: -drunk and getting their asses kicked while hard rock music is playing in the background-\n\n-a purple fox eith golden fur on her chest and muzzle and in blue shorts and a purple tank top and purple sneakers and white gloves smashes a patron through a table before throwing the patron out the window-\n\nAnoka: -fires her pistol up in the air- \n\n-BANG!!!-\n\nPatrons: -clears out quickly-\n\nother patrons: -sitting their drinking their drinks while eat some of their food and mumbling thanking chaos that this lil scuffle was over-\n\nMerrick: -walks in- Yo Sofia and Domino\n\nTails and Jared: -smiles-\n\nAnoka: -glares at the patrons running-\n\nSofia: hey guys -kicks patron away sending him through the wall- whats up\n\nLogan: damn.....\n\nWade: where's.. domino\n\nSofia: ...take a gander\n\nDomino: -climbs out from behind bar bottle of whisky in her hands- WOOOO!!!!\n\nAnoka: -walks into Candler Pub-\n\nWade: meet.. the girls everyone\n\nMerrick: =3 they already know me, Tails and Jared\n\nJared: =3 they grew up with us\n\nTails: =3 yea\n\nSakura: -smiles-\n\nMelody The 9-tailed fox: -on Sakura's shoulders-\n\nDomino: -drinks from bottle-\n\nWade: heh she at least has good taste\n\nJared: X3 these two however ya haven't met\n\nAnoka: Colonel Anoka Bellville, 100 Fighter Squadron, United Mobian Air Force.\n\nSofia: Sofia.. and that's\n\nDomino: -flops over bar in a drunken manner-\n\nSofia: ..domino\n\nMerrick: ^^ wade and Lara's daughter... =3 also like daughter, like father\n\nAnoka: -turns to Merrick-\n\nDomino: -stands up- ow.. -cracks back a bit-\n\nMerrick: you okay domino\n\nDomino: yeah just a little sore\n\nFlynn and Jack: XD hey the shrimps are now tall\n\nMerrick: =w= wait didn't you two got shot earlier\n\nBoth: uhhh\n\nDomino: -throws knife nailing jack between the eyes-\n\nJack: GAH!! -drops dead as blood spewed out on the floor from his head-\n\nMerrick: XD holy crap knife to the head\n\nHalo 3 Announcer: HEADSHOT!!!\n\nRandom: .w. with a knife\n\nSofia: -grabs Flynn and slams him onto the bar then throws him down it making him smack into bottles and cans-\n\nFlynn: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!\n\nJared: O_o huhn this reminds me of gif animation on tumblr\n\nMerrick: really does accept it was one person doing it on its own in form of a headdesk\n\nFang: yeah\n\nTom: -walks to Anoka- \n\nAnoka: -looks at Tom-\n\nDomino: well hello there! -stands and leans against wall- ..im Domino.. and i may be a little buzzed \n\nSofia: oiiiii\n\nMerrick: O_o\n\nDomino: -looks at tom- ...and you... you are a hunk\n\nTom: -looks at Domino-\n\nMerrick: -in his mind: whoa holy moley is she flirting with tom... no wait.. she buzzed can't forget that-\n\nDomino: -leans into toms chest- ...so..warm and fuzzy... -falls asleep-\n\nTom: -blushes-\n\nMerrick: O_o and.. she's out..\n\nTom: O////o\n\nPatron: O_o holy shit\n\nWade: -being held back by Fang and Logan- YOU MOTHER!!!!! GAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!\n\nMerrick: O_o;;;;\n\nTails: O_o ho boy\n\nJared: oof\n\nFang: I'M GONNA MURDER YOU THEN REVIVE YA THEN MURDER YA AGAIN!!!!!\n\nSakura and melody the 9-tailed fox: -facepalm-\n\nLogan: dude calm down!!!! She doesn't know what shes doing!!!\n\nTom: -blushing his head off-\n\nMerrick: O_o;;;; plus she's buzzed if ya guys notice annnnnd.. tom's broken\n\nTails: O_o i think she broke tom\n\nSofia: -pulls Domino away and carries her over her shoulder-\n\nTom: -blushing his head off still-\n\nSofia: .... -throws water into toms face- come back to us\n\nTom: UUGHH!!!!\n\nBartender: O_o;;;;\n\nSofia: your mind went blank there for a second\n\nTom: Ok... Ok......\n\nJared: O_o dude i know domino was buzzed but she was indeed flirting with ya and i gotta feeling she may or may not remember but looks like wade may gonna get overprotective\n\nTom: -blinks-\n\nLogan: yeah no shit!!! -elbowed by wade- ahaow!!!\n\nJared: O_o ooh\n\nTom: -gulps-\n\nWade: -throws Logan and Fang off him only to be tackled by Sofia- AH!!!!\n\nTom: O_o\n\nSofia: -starts to slap wade-\n\nTom: OwO\n\nMerrick: O_o damn\n\nJared: well she's the strongest.. usually the youngest child is the strongest hell she even knocked wade and logan in orbit when she was 3... fang included\n\nWade: ow!! What was that for!?\n\nSofia: for nearly attacking someone who holds authority over you and yet still doesn't know how to respond to girls flirting with him\n\nAnoka: O_o\n\nMerrick: O_o oohh -looks to Anoka- O.o ya she does this a lot even before she went into merc training\n\nSofia: and what are you looking at -looks at Anoka-\n\nAnoka: -points to Tom-\n\nTom: -passed out on the floor-\n\nMerrick: O_o what the- uhhhhh\n\nFlynn: -pours beer on tom-\n\neveryone: -facepalms-\n\nJack: XD\n\nFlynn: XD\n\nBartender: -yells at both horseflies- THATS GONNA COST YA\n\nSofia: ....hmmm.. -goes over to tom then picks him up and fills a bucket with water then dunks him into it head first then pulls him out when he starts flailing-\n\nTom: -sighs awake-\n\nSofia: welcome back to the land of the living\n\nTom: Thanks....... Please don't ever do that again........\n\nSofia: noted -gives tom a towel-\n\nTom: -dries his face off-\n\nSofia: so.. you're the one who's the top pilot here??\n\nFlynn: .w.\n\nJack: .w. -sees that flynn poured someone's beer on tom- uh dude whos beer was that\n\nFlynn: i dunno -hears a growl- uhh\n\nJack: uh oh\n\nLogan: -grabs both by their heads-\n\nBoth: EEE!!\n\nLogan: -simply starts squeezing his hands inducung cracking sounds-\n\nboth: -heads pop like a balloon- POP!!!!\n\nBartender: .w. i'll go get the mop\n\nAnoka: -stops the Bartender- Leave it\n\nBartender: k\n\nLogan: maybe if we leave them be they won't respawn\n\n-briefly on the moon.. .w. again-\n\nboth: -respawns- ._. shit\n\nAstronaut: Uhhh... Houston...... We got a bigass problem........\n\nBoth: .w. i hate mondays\n\nRandom: It's Thursday!\n\nBoth: WHATEVER!!!\n\n-XD EMD XD-\n","writing_bbcode_parsed":"Enter Anoka and Other Randomness
By: Roninhunt0987


XD installment 4 of more crazy ass randomness with Tom, Fang and I... OwO because installment 3 Leyden was involved so this is installment 4.. XD hilarity will of course ensue.. XD enjoy

Characters(C)belongs to their rightful owners


RH0987(me): -posted the pic of my cat isis and i-

Anoka: -nods impressed-

RH0987(me): X3

Anoka: X3

Mighty: hu??

Anoka: -repeating the chorus of Midway by Sabaton- Far from shore the Pacific War Bombs are falling from the skies. It's a bomb-run day, it's the naval way. A blood red sun is on the riiiiiise

Mighty: -walks in closer to hear it-

Anoka: Far from shore the Pacific War Bombs are falling from the skies. It's a bomb-run day, it's the naval way. A blood red sun is on the riiiiiise

Mighty: hu??

Anoka: -repeating the chorus of Midway by Sabaton-

Far from shore the Pacific War Bombs are falling from the skies. It's a bomb-run day, it's the naval way. A blood red sun is on the riiiiiise

Mighty: -walks in closer to hear it-

Anoka: Far from shore the Pacific War Bombs are falling from the skies. It's a bomb-run day, it's the naval way. A blood red sun is on the riiiiiise

Mighty: -listening-

Anoka: -looks to Mighty-

Mighty: hey

Anoka: Hello.

Mighty: how ya doing

Anoka: What do you think?

Mighty: hmmm

Anoka: This meaningless war drug on.... no thanks to a horsefly........

Mighty: =w= you mean horseflies cuz i think jack was involved

Anoka: Warmongerers....

Anoka: Col. Anoka Bellville, 100 Fighter Squadron, United Mobian Air Force

Mighty: OwO ahh from the bloody foreigner squadron

Anoka: That's right

Mighty: :smile: cool

Anoka: Thank you.

Flynn and Jack: XD HEYA SEXY!!!

Mighty: ._. shut up

Anoka: =w=

Both: wut

Mighty: .w. 3, 2, 1

Anoka: -shoots them in their heads-

both: X_x

Halo 3 Announcer: HEADSHOT!!! DOUBLE KILL!!!

Mighty: O_o who said that

Random: -pokes in- Halo 3 announcer

Mighty: O_o ohh

Anoka: I've seen some gross things in my time...... Before I was named commander in the Squadron, I was in the Navy

Mighty: wait as in Admiral Braska's navy unit

Anoka: Yes.

Mighty: =3 that would be Merrick and Tails's grandfather from Merrick's mom side btw

Anoka: I knew. He told me a lot about them

Mighty: =3 that includes tails's older brother Jared.. =3 heard he and gaige adopted two more.. =3 a 21 year old named Sakura and a 3 year old named Melody

Anoka: I actually met Jared before.

Mighty: =3 ohh

Random and Mr. Torque: XD PLOT TWIST!!!

Mighty: O_o;;;;

Anoka: -chuckles from Random's humor-

Mighty: XD heh

Random: XD hehe -walks off to go punch the spongebob narrator because she knows he is about to do her time skip bit-

Sponegbob Narrator: 30 minut- OH GOD!!! -gets punched by random of her using punching gloves and hits the floor groaning in pain-

Random: MAH JOB BIOTCH!!!! -looks to the viewers- OwO 30 minutes later

Anoka: -smiles at Mighty-

Mighty: X3

Anoka: So Mighty... Tell me more about yourself.

Mighty: hehe heavy unit on the m.e.g.a military but i am with knux guarding the master emerald with ray... i also remember patching up Kent

Anoka: Oh, that poor guy... Can't seem to catch his break.

Mighty: yea he also hates those.. piece of crap planes

Anoka: Oh... Where do I start... I know another Squadron commander in the Reconiassance Sector who hates those.

Mighty: so i suppose he shares the same pain as kent

Anoka: More like knows it

Mighty: -sees kent coming in with him- oh there they are now -waves to them-

Kent: -waves-

Flynn and Jack: XD BE2 BE2 BE2

Kent: -chokes them-

Mighty: .w. okay really you idiot horseflies

both: ACK!!!

Kent: Anoka.

Anoka: Kent.

Anoka: -to Random- Kent and I are neighbors and went to High School together.

Mighty: -looks to Random and Mr. torgue- .w. plot twist???

both: -nods yes-

Mighty: come to think of it you two are also neighbors with dante and the others

Anoka: Yeah that's right.

Mighty: ahh

Avia: -enters-

Mighty: hu

Avia: -turns to Flynn and Jack having her fangs out-

Mighty: O.O whoa

Both: O_o aw crap

Avia: -bites them both-

Both: AAHHHH!!!

Mighty: O.O so thats a daywalker vampire... heard those types are quite rare these days

Random: O.o mighty.. Caleb is one too

Mighty: oh right.. duh

Avia: BLAME RATONE AND HIS CRONIES!!!!!!

Mighty: oh right that bald headed moron

Avia: More like Sick, Twisted, and Backwards

Mighty: =w= that too

Avia: He's gonna get it if I ever get close!

Mighty: oh yea

Anoka: Relax, Avia.

Random: uhh last time i checked tom got first dibs

Anoka: Tom?

Mighty: =3 head lead of the 76th squadreon in candler

Anoka: Oh that squadron.

Mighty: mmhmm... lets just say.. from what i heard.. yea that was the first thing that got triggered on the war... -glares at both horseflies- which they triggered in the first place btw.. theres even memorial sites on the way in

Anoka: I saw them.

Mighty: yea -grumbles- stupid horseflies

Anoka: -grumbles with him-

Both horseflies: wut

Metal Sonic: -zips in and gets in their face- SAY WHAT SAY WHAT AGAIN I DARE YOU I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER SAY WHAT ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME

Both: O_o wut

Metal sonic: ARRRRGH!!! -goes apeshit on them=

Both: AHHHHHHHHH!!!

Anoka: -gets out her pistol-

Mighty: hold on metal's on our side.. and ya tails may had well.. yea you'll have to ask him yourself

Anoka: How can he be on our Side?!?

Mighty: tails rebuilt him

Anoka: O_o

Mighty: yea.. snivily was abusive on him and he had to flee and get the hell out and came tails... but i guess i'll tell ya this tidbit but tails may had accidently placed all lines of samuel L jackson into metal sonic therefore... he's our version of samuel l jackson..

Anoka: How did he get the lines?

Mighty: tails accidently left it on the data transfer and well this was the result.. O_o yea i know

Anoka: O...K... Then....

Mighty: yea.. well later with the other bots like metal tails, metal sally, etc.. O.o same result like metal sonic.. voices of men and women in the movie/tv industry

Anoka: I heard there was a Metal Fiona........

Mighty: ahh yes thats for metal tails because well yea... she of course was custom made

Anoka: OwO So.... She was on our side to begin with........

Mighty: bingo

Anoka: Ooooh.

Mighty: X3 yup

Anoka: -smiles-

Mighty: X3

Both: -sees another one of Anoka's unit coming by- .w.

Brad: Hey guys! -slaps Flynn and jack-

Both: OW!!

Mighty: o_o whoa

Anoka: Edwards is American. Avia is Czech

Mighty: ahh

Brad Edwards: Heya, Colonel.

Anoka: Edwards.

Fire Ants: -near krunch-

Krunch: AAAAAHHHH!!!!!!

Mighty: O_O oh geeze the revenge of the fire ants

Wade: -simply sprays ants with fire- Christ you guys are wimps

Fire ants: X_x

Flynn and Jack: O_O dafaq

Anoka: Tell that to the fox that screamed

Mighty: O_o that was krunch

Wade: look theres only 3 things that make me scream..my wife...new guns and fucking clowns....i don't trust those bastards

Logan: what did a clown ever do to you

Wade: they never get the chance to....

Clown: OwO

Anoka: -pushes the clown out-

Clown: AJHJHH!!

Wade: -shoots clown with shotgun the continues shooting until gun is empty-

Merrick: -pokes in- O_o;;;;

Anoka: -has blood on her- Ugggh! Now I need a shower!

Wade: screw clowns..ILL KILL EM ALL!!!! YOU GET NOTHING!!!!

Anoka: =w=

Merrick: -standing there with tails- uhhhhhhh

Tails: o_o;;;;;

Anoka: Mighty....

Mighty: showers upstairs

Anoka: -goes upstairs-

Flynn and Jack: .w.

Luke: -whacks both on head with hockey stick-

both: OW!!

Luke: wasp!!! -swinging stick at a wasp buzzing around-

Merrick: O_O oh geeze.. Heather

Krunch: The three things that make ME scream ...... Tornadoes...... Fire Ants....... and Wasps......

Heather: -directs the wasp to her-

Merrick: wait tornadoes

Tom: He's Lilaphsophobic.......

Merrick: owch

Melody The 9-tailed fox: -glomps fang and purrs-

Sakura: -walks on in-

Fang: hey there

Anoka: -comes back down clean-

Melody The 9-tailed fox: ^~^ heya

Sakura: heh -smiles a lil-

Tom: Hey Merrick.... -points to Anoka- Is that the commander of the White Knights Squadron?

Merrick: -nods- yes and she is also Mighty's high school buddy

Tom: O_o

Mighty: yea she was also under Admiral Braska's navy unit

Merrick: =3 oh right from my mom's side

Logan: -looks at phone and smiles- ..hey wade.. guess whos back in town and just kick the crap out of every patron in the pub.. its two very special people

Wade: ...no fucking way

Merrick: wait wha

Tails: who is it

Wade: -snatches phone- ..heh..like father like daughter

Merrick: wait.. OH DOMINO'S BACK SHE MUST OF FINISHED HER TRAINING

Anoka: So.... This is the Man who has got so much fame......

Tom: Anoka......

Tails: =3 hehe awesome

Anoka: Tom....

-The two (Anoka and Tom) then argue over who is wiser-

Merrick: O_O aw geeze

Fang: kids.. kids if you can't play nice go sit in the time out corner

Merrick: .w. uhhhh what the heck

Anoka: =w=

Merrick: .w. fang your smartass side is showing again

Fang: what you two are the ones acting like toddlers

Merrick: .w.;;;;

Tails: ._.

Melody The 9-tailed fox: uhhh

Sakura: -shrugs-

Anoka: Baka

Tom: Anoka!

Anoka: XD

Merrick: pffft

Melody The 9-tailed fox: -looks to Jared-

Jared: O.o okay ya vic and i do that all the time

Merrick: more like i wasn't expecting those two do the same

Tom: I am getting you back for that.

Anoka: XD We'll see XD

Wade: well time to go the the pub for you guys to meet my daughter and sister :3

Merrick: =3 right

Tails: =3 wait sofia is there too

Logan: mmhmmm

Merrick: hehe awesome lets head there now

-at the candler pub-

Patrons: -drunk and getting their asses kicked while hard rock music is playing in the background-

-a purple fox eith golden fur on her chest and muzzle and in blue shorts and a purple tank top and purple sneakers and white gloves smashes a patron through a table before throwing the patron out the window-

Anoka: -fires her pistol up in the air-

-BANG!!!-

Patrons: -clears out quickly-

other patrons: -sitting their drinking their drinks while eat some of their food and mumbling thanking chaos that this lil scuffle was over-

Merrick: -walks in- Yo Sofia and Domino

Tails and Jared: -smiles-

Anoka: -glares at the patrons running-

Sofia: hey guys -kicks patron away sending him through the wall- whats up

Logan: damn.....

Wade: where's.. domino

Sofia: ...take a gander

Domino: -climbs out from behind bar bottle of whisky in her hands- WOOOO!!!!

Anoka: -walks into Candler Pub-

Wade: meet.. the girls everyone

Merrick: =3 they already know me, Tails and Jared

Jared: =3 they grew up with us

Tails: =3 yea

Sakura: -smiles-

Melody The 9-tailed fox: -on Sakura's shoulders-

Domino: -drinks from bottle-

Wade: heh she at least has good taste

Jared: X3 these two however ya haven't met

Anoka: Colonel Anoka Bellville, 100 Fighter Squadron, United Mobian Air Force.

Sofia: Sofia.. and that's

Domino: -flops over bar in a drunken manner-

Sofia: ..domino

Merrick: ^^ wade and Lara's daughter... =3 also like daughter, like father

Anoka: -turns to Merrick-

Domino: -stands up- ow.. -cracks back a bit-

Merrick: you okay domino

Domino: yeah just a little sore

Flynn and Jack: XD hey the shrimps are now tall

Merrick: =w= wait didn't you two got shot earlier

Both: uhhh

Domino: -throws knife nailing jack between the eyes-

Jack: GAH!! -drops dead as blood spewed out on the floor from his head-

Merrick: XD holy crap knife to the head

Halo 3 Announcer: HEADSHOT!!!

Random: .w. with a knife

Sofia: -grabs Flynn and slams him onto the bar then throws him down it making him smack into bottles and cans-

Flynn: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jared: O_o huhn this reminds me of gif animation on tumblr

Merrick: really does accept it was one person doing it on its own in form of a headdesk

Fang: yeah

Tom: -walks to Anoka-

Anoka: -looks at Tom-

Domino: well hello there! -stands and leans against wall- ..im Domino.. and i may be a little buzzed

Sofia: oiiiii

Merrick: O_o

Domino: -looks at tom- ...and you... you are a hunk

Tom: -looks at Domino-

Merrick: -in his mind: whoa holy moley is she flirting with tom... no wait.. she buzzed can't forget that-

Domino: -leans into toms chest- ...so..warm and fuzzy... -falls asleep-

Tom: -blushes-

Merrick: O_o and.. she's out..

Tom: O////o

Patron: O_o holy shit

Wade: -being held back by Fang and Logan- YOU MOTHER!!!!! GAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!

Merrick: O_o;;;;

Tails: O_o ho boy

Jared: oof

Fang: I'M GONNA MURDER YOU THEN REVIVE YA THEN MURDER YA AGAIN!!!!!

Sakura and melody the 9-tailed fox: -facepalm-

Logan: dude calm down!!!! She doesn't know what shes doing!!!

Tom: -blushing his head off-

Merrick: O_o;;;; plus she's buzzed if ya guys notice annnnnd.. tom's broken

Tails: O_o i think she broke tom

Sofia: -pulls Domino away and carries her over her shoulder-

Tom: -blushing his head off still-

Sofia: .... -throws water into toms face- come back to us

Tom: UUGHH!!!!

Bartender: O_o;;;;

Sofia: your mind went blank there for a second

Tom: Ok... Ok......

Jared: O_o dude i know domino was buzzed but she was indeed flirting with ya and i gotta feeling she may or may not remember but looks like wade may gonna get overprotective

Tom: -blinks-

Logan: yeah no shit!!! -elbowed by wade- ahaow!!!

Jared: O_o ooh

Tom: -gulps-

Wade: -throws Logan and Fang off him only to be tackled by Sofia- AH!!!!

Tom: O_o

Sofia: -starts to slap wade-

Tom: OwO

Merrick: O_o damn

Jared: well she's the strongest.. usually the youngest child is the strongest hell she even knocked wade and logan in orbit when she was 3... fang included

Wade: ow!! What was that for!?

Sofia: for nearly attacking someone who holds authority over you and yet still doesn't know how to respond to girls flirting with him

Anoka: O_o

Merrick: O_o oohh -looks to Anoka- O.o ya she does this a lot even before she went into merc training

Sofia: and what are you looking at -looks at Anoka-

Anoka: -points to Tom-

Tom: -passed out on the floor-

Merrick: O_o what the- uhhhhh

Flynn: -pours beer on tom-

everyone: -facepalms-

Jack: XD

Flynn: XD

Bartender: -yells at both horseflies- THATS GONNA COST YA

Sofia: ....hmmm.. -goes over to tom then picks him up and fills a bucket with water then dunks him into it head first then pulls him out when he starts flailing-

Tom: -sighs awake-

Sofia: welcome back to the land of the living

Tom: Thanks....... Please don't ever do that again........

Sofia: noted -gives tom a towel-

Tom: -dries his face off-

Sofia: so.. you're the one who's the top pilot here??

Flynn: .w.

Jack: .w. -sees that flynn poured someone's beer on tom- uh dude whos beer was that

Flynn: i dunno -hears a growl- uhh

Jack: uh oh

Logan: -grabs both by their heads-

Both: EEE!!

Logan: -simply starts squeezing his hands inducung cracking sounds-

both: -heads pop like a balloon- POP!!!!

Bartender: .w. i'll go get the mop

Anoka: -stops the Bartender- Leave it

Bartender: k

Logan: maybe if we leave them be they won't respawn

-briefly on the moon.. .w. again-

both: -respawns- ._. shit

Astronaut: Uhhh... Houston...... We got a bigass problem........

Both: .w. i hate mondays

Random: It's Thursday!

Both: WHATEVER!!!

-XD EMD XD-
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