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RIGHT IN HIS HOUSE. ", "writing": "A Horny’s Sex Ed\n\nHow it’s done…\n\n\nI walked into our apartment and locked the door, as usual. I was enjoying one of my birthday gifts, a portable media player; I spent the whole trip home listening to my favorite tunes. As soon as I locked and walked to the living room, I called my dad. \n\n“Dad?...” He usually was loud enough for me to hear him through the headphones, even though he said I cranked it up a bit too loud. I didn’t hear him, so I walked into the living room…\n\nI really listened to headphones TOO loud, ’cause Dad was with a neighbor… INSIDE the neighbor! \n\n“Hmm…?” Dad turned around while he kept swinging his hips towards the neighbor, bent over the couch. From the tone of his voice, he had a few beers, AT LEAST a few. “Hey, kid! How was school?”\n\n“…What are you doing?” I asked him while I walked around them to get a better look. That’s when I noticed the neighbor was the owner! Man, that boar got so red to see me watching him like that! And he HAD had a few beers, too.\n\n“Fucking the landboar…” Dad told me before downing another bear. He had a six-pack right beside him on the foot-stool. SO like him. “…rounding up the rent.”\n\nI couldn’t see well, just that Dad’s dick was disappearing down the boar’s butt. “You can fuck GUYS?” We are SO innocent when we’re kids, huh?\n\n“Sure!” Dad said as he finished his beer. “You just fuck their ass like THIS…”\n\nHe pulled out his big, gray dick out until I could see the landboar’s ass. It kinda reminded me of that night, when Dad used that black dildo. The poor boar squealed when Dad shoved it back in.\n\n“…See? Better than a finger, that’s for sure!” \n\nI looked at the boar’s right in the red face of his and asked him, “Does that hurt?”\n\nHe didn’t answer, but Dad did for him. “Well first time always hurts ’cause you’re a virgin, really new and tight. BUT after that, if you fuck it good, it feels real good…”\n\nThe landboar began groaning and squealing when he went back to the pace he had when I walked in. “See?” dad said. “Pigs and dogs are kinda noisy like that when you fuck’em good!”\n\n“Oh…OK.” He answered before I asked. Good Dad!\n\nThe poor boar was red, ’cause I just stood there watching him get fucked! That’s when I remembered the dildo! “You can fuck yourself with a dildo, right?!”\n\n“RIGHT…” Dad said that one word REEAALLLY long, and the boar started squealing real loud. He was cumming up the landboar! “Good boy… so smart.” \n\nAnd he got another beer. He then asked the boar, “you gonna cum yet, boss?”\n\nAnd the guy FINALLY decided to speak! “Your…Your kid is watching…”\n\nSLAP! Dad smacked his butt right there. “Well, I’m teaching ’im how it’s done, Porky! I’m doing ya good, right?!”\n\nDad gave him a few good thrust that got him squealing again. “Yeah…” he finally answered.\n\n“RIGHT!” Dad chuckled while he downed the beer. “Now check his dick, kid!”\n\nSo, I watched the landboar’s dick. It was so different from mine and Dad’s; his was kinda pink with a red head, like mine was under the foreskin. Funny that I had less foreskin now than that night…\n\n“…He cumming yet?” Dad asked me. I shook my head.\n\nI kept watching it swing around as Dad thrust so hard into the boar that he shook. His dick was dripping, but I already knew what cumming was, and THAT wasn’t it!\n\nIt wasn’t long when the boar got a LOT noisier. He was actually moving his butt towards DAD! He was grunting and squealing and squealing more and more… I went back to checking his dick, and now it was dripping like a broken water tap.\n\n“WIIIIIII…!!” I heard that squeal right when I saw him shoot a good stream of cum!\n\nDad was grunting some as he finished cumming inside him. “Mmmm…See?!” Dad said with happiness in his voice. “He didn’t even touch it, and he came!”\n\n“WOW…” I didn’t know that. Cool!\n\nThe boar collapsed on the couch as soon as Dad pulled his dick out of him. He was panting, with his tongue hanging out of his mouth.\n\nDad saw me staring and started an explanation. “That’s called an ORGASM, OK?” I nodded, and he continued. “Pigs have big orgasms. They last a lot, like half an hour.”\n\n“And rhinos fuck for half an hour!” I told him, proud of doing my homework.\n\n“MORE than that!” Dad groaned. “At least I DO…BUURRRP!”\n\n“OK…” I thought I insulted him or something…\n\n“You gonna take a bath now?” he asked. I shook my head. “Then I will. There’s dinner ready, OK, Horny?”\n\n“Thanks, Dad!” I went around the couch again, and then I remembered the landboar. “Would you like dinner?”\n\nHe waved a ‘No’, and I went to the kitchen to get some food. Can’t grow big if I don’t eat!\n\n\nNext Chapter…cumming soon", "writing_bbcode_parsed": "A Horny’s Sex Ed

How it’s done…


I walked into our apartment and locked the door, as usual. I was enjoying one of my birthday gifts, a portable media player; I spent the whole trip home listening to my favorite tunes. As soon as I locked and walked to the living room, I called my dad.

“Dad?...” He usually was loud enough for me to hear him through the headphones, even though he said I cranked it up a bit too loud. I didn’t hear him, so I walked into the living room…

I really listened to headphones TOO loud, ’cause Dad was with a neighbor… INSIDE the neighbor!

“Hmm…?” Dad turned around while he kept swinging his hips towards the neighbor, bent over the couch. From the tone of his voice, he had a few beers, AT LEAST a few. “Hey, kid! How was school?”

“…What are you doing?”  I asked him while I walked around them to get a better look. That’s when I noticed the neighbor was the owner! Man, that boar got so red to see me watching him like that! And he HAD had a few beers, too.

“Fucking the landboar…”  Dad told me before downing another bear. He had a six-pack right beside him on the foot-stool. SO like him. “…rounding up the rent.”

I couldn’t see well, just that Dad’s dick was disappearing down the boar’s butt. “You can fuck GUYS?”  We are SO innocent when we’re kids, huh?

“Sure!” Dad said as he finished his beer. “You just fuck their ass like THIS…”

He pulled out his big, gray dick out until I could see the landboar’s ass. It kinda reminded me of that night, when Dad used that black dildo. The poor boar squealed when Dad shoved it back in.

“…See? Better than a finger, that’s for sure!”  

I looked at the boar’s right in the red face of his and asked him, “Does that hurt?”

He didn’t answer, but Dad did for him. “Well first time always hurts ’cause you’re a virgin, really new and tight. BUT after that, if you fuck it good, it feels real good…”

The landboar began groaning and squealing when he went back to the pace he had when I walked in. “See?” dad said. “Pigs and dogs are kinda noisy like that when you fuck’em good!”

“Oh…OK.” He answered before I asked. Good Dad!

The poor boar was red, ’cause I just stood there watching him get fucked! That’s when I remembered the dildo! “You can fuck yourself with a dildo, right?!”

“RIGHT…” Dad said that one word REEAALLLY long, and the boar started squealing real loud. He was cumming up the landboar! “Good boy… so smart.”

And he got another beer. He then asked the boar, “you gonna cum yet, boss?”

And the guy FINALLY decided to speak! “Your…Your kid is watching…”

SLAP! Dad smacked his butt right there. “Well, I’m teaching ’im how it’s done, Porky! I’m doing ya good, right?!”

Dad gave him a few good thrust that got him squealing again. “Yeah…” he finally answered.

“RIGHT!” Dad chuckled while he downed the beer. “Now check his dick, kid!”

So, I watched the landboar’s dick. It was so different from mine and Dad’s; his was kinda pink with a red head, like mine was under the foreskin. Funny that I had less foreskin now than that night…

“…He cumming yet?” Dad asked me. I shook my head.

I kept watching it swing around as Dad thrust so hard into the boar that he shook. His dick was dripping, but I already knew what cumming was, and THAT wasn’t it!

It wasn’t long when the boar got a LOT noisier. He was actually moving his butt towards DAD! He was grunting and squealing and squealing more and more… I went back to checking his dick, and now it was dripping like a broken water tap.

“WIIIIIII…!!” I heard that squeal right when I saw him shoot a good stream of cum!

Dad was grunting some as he finished cumming inside him. “Mmmm…See?!” Dad said with happiness in his voice.  “He didn’t even touch it, and he came!”

“WOW…” I didn’t know that. Cool!

The boar collapsed on the couch as soon as Dad pulled his dick out of him. He was panting, with his tongue hanging out of his mouth.

Dad saw me staring and started an explanation. “That’s called an ORGASM, OK?” I nodded, and he continued. “Pigs have big orgasms. They last a lot, like half an hour.”

“And rhinos fuck for half an hour!” I told him, proud of doing my homework.

“MORE than that!”  Dad groaned. “At least I DO…BUURRRP!”

“OK…” I thought I insulted him or something…

“You gonna take a bath now?” he asked. I shook my head.  “Then I will. There’s dinner ready, OK, Horny?”

“Thanks, Dad!” I went around the couch again, and then I remembered the landboar. “Would you like dinner?”

He waved a ‘No’, and I went to the kitchen to get some food. Can’t grow big if I don’t eat!


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